Chapter 180 Poor fat tiger, clever but mistaken by wisdom
Wu Hu crushed some mint leaves, added a few drops of water, and rubbed them on Yahuazi's little feet. A cold and refreshing feeling came over, making Yahuazi turn off the wheat.
After a while, Wu Hu discovered that Yahuazi was signaling him to turn off the wheat.
Wu Hu was a little confused, but he still did as he was told, and finally asked: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay, I'm just afraid that I might scream out if I can't help it for a while, um..." A soft groan came from Yahuazi's nose, which made Wu Hu's expression startled.
However, no one saw his expression. He tilted his head upwards and the picture in the live broadcast room turned into a night sky full of stars, but the stars were not obvious in the live broadcast room.
Wu Hu lowered his head, so no one saw Yahuazi's expression, only a pair of small feet. Countless fans of Yahuazi poured into Wu Hu's live broadcast room just to see these white and tender little feet. But
In fact, the soles of Yahuazi's feet are no longer that tender.
Walking and exercising on this desert island for a long time without a chance to take care of herself had long ago made the calluses on the soles of her feet thicker.
It's just that Wu Hu couldn't speak directly about such embarrassing things, so her fans still wishfully thought that their idol's feet were still as white and tender.
As Wu Hudi kneaded gently and Yahuazi snorted softly, Wu Hu felt that Yahuazi tonight was a little different from before, and he didn't know if she did it on purpose.
Or maybe because there is no one else around, you can let yourself go even more.
In short, although the sound was not loud, it was somewhat sultry.
Fortunately, they have all turned off the microphone, otherwise if her fans heard this sound, they would probably not be able to sleep at night and would desperately look for various resources.
Wu Hu didn't know what Yahuazi was thinking. But considering that Yahuazi had already died in front of him in the morning, so it seemed reasonable to let himself go completely in front of him now, like 'I won't pretend anymore, I will
Showdown' same.
Faced with this "no more pretense, let's show off" Yahuazi, who was ready to lie down and let it go, Wu Hu was speechless, and his thoughts were quite confusing.
If it hadn't been for the last bit of reason that kept telling him that it was a live broadcast and thousands of netizens were watching him, he might have been unable to help playing with those little feet.
In desperation, Wu Hu had no choice but to knock Yahuazi out, and then ran to the stream to wake up with cold water. After calming down, he went back and hung the camera on the beam, and then lay down on the semi-dry bed.
Counting sheep on the green grass.
As he counted, Wu Hu secretly regretted it. After all, in this program, such an opportunity would probably never come again. He was actually afraid of her singing, so he directly cut off such an opportunity... He couldn't help but secretly
Question: Am I stupid?
That night, Wu Hu didn't know how he fell asleep.
All I know is that when he woke up early, he could still think of Yahuazi's dream last night, and Yahuazi turned into a cake maker again in the end, and he even planned to do a big business with the cake maker.
Just when he was about to further discuss this big deal with the other party, he woke up.
He was a little disappointed, but he also breathed out a little thankfully. Looking at Father Sun who had jumped up from the horizon to greet all things in the world, Wu Hu climbed up.
Fortunately, the big deal was not concluded in the end, otherwise the situation would have been embarrassing.
After grabbing a small piece of charcoal and washing up by the stream, Wu Hu returned to the shelter, threw some firewood into the campfire that was not completely extinguished, and took out half of the rabbit from his backpack.
While Wu Hu was heating up the half rabbit, Yahuazi woke up, scratched her long, messy hair, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and yawned, "Good morning!"
Wu Hu laughed and said, "You should pay more attention to your image! Go to the stream and wash up! I'll heat up the rabbit meat. After eating it, I have to go to the beach."
"Okay! I'll go with you later." Yahuazi got up, put on her shoes and socks, then took a small piece of charcoal, got up and walked towards the stream.
Judging from her natural and unpretentious look, Wu Hu guessed that she might not remember the exciting sounds she made during the foot massage last night.
Of course, even if she remembered, she might pretend not to remember.
Acting skills! She definitely has it.
After breakfast, the two simply tidied up. Wu Hu bundled up the still wet wild vegetables and carried them on his shoulders.
Yahuazi carried the dead snake, and the two set off towards the seaside.
Around eight o'clock, Wu Hu and Yahuazi appeared at the beach.
On the beach, Xiao Zhao and Xiao Zhou set up sun umbrellas again, and there was an electronic scale on the table in the middle. When they saw Wu Hu and the others arriving, they stood up to say hello.
"It seems that your harvest is good!" Xiao Zhou said with a smile when he saw Wu Hu carrying a bunch of wild vegetables and Ya Huazi holding a green headless snake in his hand.
Wu Hu threw the wild vegetables down, and a large piece of his shoulders and back were already wet.
Yahuazi handed the snake to the two of them and said with a smile: "This snake is exchanged for the lunch box for you two. You will not lose money! Don't worry, we will light a bonfire for you."
Wu Hu nodded and said: "You can take the opportunity to experience a wild survival game. This is of great significance to you! After all, you are also participating in this survival show now and making a lunch by yourself... You said
Right!"
Hearing Wu Hu and Yahuazi singing, Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao suddenly had a sad look on their faces. The barbecue they agreed on yesterday was barbecue! But who knew that the other party would actually let them roast it themselves?
This snake meat, do they have what it takes?
At this time, thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room were already laughing.
I didn't expect that on this big weekend, I would wake up early in the morning and see Fat Tiger and Yahuazi teaming up to deceive people. They sang and harmonized in a very stylish way, like a male and female pair leading a villain.
Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao looked at each other and finally chose to accept it.
Yahuazi was delighted to get two boxes of lunch boxes and happily put them into her backpack.
Wu Hu was quite happy at first, but it wasn't until he put the wild vegetables on the electronic scale to weigh that he realized why the two of them were willing to suffer that loss before.
"Twenty pounds of wild vegetables!" Xiao Zhou said.
Then Xiao Zhao started recording data on the side.
Yahuazi frowned, "That's wrong! It clearly shows twenty-four pounds!"
At this time, Yahuazi was like an aunt going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. She instinctively competed with the vegetable vendors, as if her innate skills had awakened.
Xiao Zhao and Xiao Zhou were unmoved. They looked at Wu Hu and said, "We all watched you pour water on these wild vegetables last night. Director Zhao said, ours is a program that delivers positive energy. Your
Although the method maintains the freshness of the vegetables, it also raises serious suspicions of cheating. So the program team decided to deduct some pounds from you as a punishment. Director Zhao asked us to tell you, don’t be crooked in your life, and be upright..."
Yahuazi blinked and looked at Wu Hu, obviously holding back a smile.
This makes Wu Hu want to flick her smooth forehead. Are you still laughing? Director Zhao is harming our interests! Are you still a member of our group? Traitor!
In the live broadcast room, almost all the netizens who were still stunned when Yahuazi corrected the other party were bursting into laughter at this time.
"Hahaha... I just thought of one word - yes!"
"Poor Fat Tiger, his cleverness is mistaken for his cleverness! Haha..."
"Pang Hu's expression is so funny, he looks completely dumbfounded."
"Are you surprised or surprised? Hahaha..."
"I can only say: Director Zhao did a great job! Throw flowers and everyone celebrates!"
"Haha... Why can't I help but feel happy when I see Fat Tiger holding back his food?"
"This is really stealing the chicken but losing the rice, haha..."
"The agency was too clever in its calculations, and it cost you your life!"
"In the face of people who like to take shortcuts, we must correct this unhealthy trend!"
"Give Director Zhao a thumbs up!"
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At this time, Wu Hu argued with Xiao Zhao and the others, "I accept the deduction, but it would be too much to deduct four pounds at once! Did I splash so much water?"
Xiao Zhou smiled and said: "How else can it be called 'punishment'?"
Xiao Zhao coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Pang Hu, you can continue to argue with us here. It doesn't matter if you argue with us until noon. We two are quite free anyway."
"You guys are cruel!"
Wu Hu gritted his teeth. They had time, but he didn't have the leisure time.
Then, he ran to dig out the snake bag from last night.
"Twenty-six pounds and six ounces of shellfish and snails in total."
“7.98 points!”
This time, there was no skimping.
"There are twenty-three catties and four taels of fish in total."
"23.4 points!"
Xiao Zhao did the math and said: "With the addition of wild vegetables, we get a total of 47.38 points."
Wu Hu dumped the prey in the snake bag on the beach, turned around and said: "Let's go!"
"Wait a minute!" Xiao Zhou shouted.
"What are you doing? Is there anything else?" Wu Hu asked unhappily.
Xiao Zhou coughed slightly and said, "You haven't built a bonfire for us yet..."
Wu Hu was stunned for a moment, then took out the flint and steel bitterly and handed it to them, "Leave this with you first. We will come back to get it in the evening."
Anyway, we have lunch for lunch, so the flint and steel won’t be needed for the time being.
Compared with the other groups, they actually had a big advantage. After all, the other groups had to make barbecue for lunch, which was a waste of time unless they used wild fruits to wrap their bellies.
But it is not easy to fill your stomach with wild fruits.
The two left the beach and headed into the mountains and forests.
Yahuazi coughed lightly and comforted: "Fat Tiger, don't be angry. In fact, I wanted to tell you last night that your method is not good. It feels a bit crooked. I will teach some children. But look at you.
He seems very knowledgeable, so I can’t say much..."
Hearing this, Wu Hu was even more speechless.
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed even more when they saw Wu Hu's speechless expression.
"Haha... Yahuazi actually learned how to last-hit, it's so interesting!"
"Invisible finishing blows are the most deadly! The fat tiger's face turned green, haha..."
"Fat Tiger is indeed very knowledgeable! He knows all the crooked ways, haha..."
"I would like to praise Director Zhao again. I can only say: What a great job! Ha..."
"Why do you add 'haha' at the end? Is this to maintain formation? I'll come too, haha..."
"..."
Seeing that Wu Hu was silent, Yahuazi coughed lightly, then took the initiative to change the topic and asked, "Where are we going now?"
When it came to business, Wu Hu finally put aside those negative emotions, thought for a moment, and walked towards the shelter first, saying: "We don't have time to look for traces of those large animals, and there is no way to easily track them. This
The island is not small, and if you look for traces of large prey, you will probably find nothing."
Yahuazi nodded and asked, "So?"
If someone follows you, that is naturally the best. Wu Hu quickly went on to say: "So the best way is to follow the water source and pick wild vegetables or fruits that you may encounter. If you are lucky, come here
Large animals looking for water are the best."
Netizens all think that there is nothing wrong with Fat Tiger's analysis. Instead of wandering around in the forest like a headless fly, it is better to explore the mountain forest along the small stream.
Yahuazi also nodded and headed towards the location of the shelter again.
At this time, the points of other groups also came out.
Compared with the more than forty points earned by the second group, the other groups, the group with the most points got thirty-six points, and the group with the least points only got nineteen points.
Except for the second group, the group that got the most points was the six internet celebrity groups.
This time, the six internet celebrity groups were finally proud. They were lucky last night, they caught a big fish and directly gained nearly fifteen points.
The group with the fewest points is the three groups.
Fishing is not Zhao Niefeng and Chang Wei's strong point, so their harvest was mediocre. Although they picked up a lot of conches and shellfish, their points were too few.
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When Wu Hu and Yahuazi returned to the temporary shelter, Wu Hu had a few more short spears sharpened from bamboo inserted into his backpack.
On the way, he cut down several small bamboo poles and whittled them into several short spears. Then he prepared a bamboo pole as a stick, which he used to kill grass and scare snakes.
The two of them rested for a while, took a sip of honey water, and then explored the island along the small stream. Until they came to the place that Wu Hu had explored yesterday, neither of them had much good results. After all, they had already done it yesterday.
Wu Hu brought disaster to the past.
It wasn't until they continued to delve deeper that they began to gain new insights.
While picking wild vegetables, the two of them followed the small stream and explored the depths of the island.
At some point, Yahuazi suddenly grabbed Wu Hu's sleeve, then raised her index finger towards him, put it to her lips, and motioned for him to squat down.
The two squatted down behind a big rock, and Wu Hu asked in a low voice: "What did you see?"
At this time, netizens in Yahuazi's live broadcast room were already exclaiming.
"Damn! Yahuazi's luck is so good! They actually encountered a deer."
Before Yahuazi could answer, Wu Hu heard the cry of young deer in the distance. He couldn't help but quietly poke his head out of the big stone, and then saw an astonishing scene.