Chapter 182 Wu Hu is very angry, the show team has gone too far
puff……
The bamboo spear entered the water and caused a splash of water.
Unfortunately, as soon as the bamboo spear entered the water, its power began to weaken rapidly.
Moreover, the refraction of the water made Wu Hu's first spear miss easily.
But even so, the giant python under the water was still frightened and turned away.
The bamboo spear in Wu Hu's left hand also shot out. Although the accuracy of his left hand was poor, because he had the first spear as a reference, his spear hit the giant python's waist and entered the water.
Although the power has been weakened a lot, Wu Hu believes that as long as he can hit it, it will definitely cause harm to the giant python. But just when Wu Hu took out two short spears from his backpack again, the giant python unexpectedly
Disappeared under the water.
After careful inspection, I discovered that there was actually a hole in the gorge.
There is nothing we can do. The only thing we can do is to guard the entrance of the cave.
But Wu Hu estimated that he might not have the patience of a giant python.
As for reaching into the hole to pick out the giant python like those snake-catching experts did, Wu Hu would not dare to do so. It would be too dangerous. Even though his system panel has a rather unorthodox function like [Snake Catching].
Skills, but there is no guarantee that he will not be injured.
In the live broadcast room, some people saw Wu Hu shooting two spears. Some were lamenting that he missed the opportunity to hunt the giant python, while others were complaining about Wu Hu's spear throwing skills.
"When I saw Fat Tiger throwing a short spear before, he had no problem with the accuracy!"
"It should be caused by the refraction of water. Fat Tiger is a bad student!"
"A bad student? What kind of bad student can be admitted to an undergraduate college?"
"Don't look at the fat tiger that is embarrassing others, the giant python is more flexible in the water than on land."
"To be honest, if I had encountered this scene, my legs would have been weak from fear. Fat Tiger actually dared to rush up and attack him. Aren't you afraid that the giant python would turn its head and give him a bite?"
"If the giant python really wants to turn around, Fat Tiger will probably be able to laugh silly!"
At this time, Yahuazi ran over and said, "How is it? How is it? Where is the big snake?"
Wu Hu shook his head and said, "It ran away. There is a hole at the bottom of the stream. It's dark. Did you see it? It got in from there. I didn't even have time to catch its tail..."
"..."
Yahuazi was a little speechless.
At this time, in the live broadcast room, some LSPs had already said, "There is a hole underneath, it's dark" and started driving their cars so fast that countless people felt like their faces were like cars.
The wheel seal was caught off guard.
"Damn it! You can drive on this broken road! Your driving skills are really awesome!"
"The traffic control is overtaking. Someone is racing, and the speed of the car is going to skyrocket. Do you care about it?"
"The wheels of the car ran over my face, and there were marks all over my face!"
"There are no adjectives for Fat Tiger, I can't bear to look at him!"
"There is nothing wrong with what they described! There is indeed a hole underneath, and it does look dark! Some people have their own crooked ideas and always make excuses for others."
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At this time, Yahuazi looked at the hole, and then turned to look at the wild deer not far away. The wild deer had lost its voice at this time, and its dull eyes made Yahuazi feel somewhat unbearable.
, that is the desire for life, and fear...
Wu Hu sat down on the beach. Yahuazi reached out and patted his broad shoulder, and said with a smile: "Run away if you run away! In fact, if I really catch it alive, I will have a headache. By then it will be time to
How to get it back to the beach? The distance is too far! Moreover, the two prey combined weigh at least two hundred kilograms! The giant python is alive, and it is even harder to carry. If it is moved halfway,
What should you do if it suddenly bites you?"
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Before, you were laughing at those people who even thought about their children's names and where to go to kindergarten when they met beautiful girls. I didn't expect that the clown was actually me!"
"You are the clown!" Yahuazi pouted softly, "They are comforting you! But you come to make fun of others. You are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the heart of a good person!"
Wu Hu shook his head and finally said: "Do you think our luck is good or bad? Let's say it's okay! But something as rare as a giant python giving up its prey and running away can happen to us. It's so simple.
It's just outrageous that his mother opened the door for outrageous things. It's really outrageous. It's bad luck! We obviously picked up a 180-pound wild deer for nothing."
Like Yahuazi, many netizens were a little stunned when they heard this.
Then I heard Yahuazi say: "Of course it's good luck! But the most important thing now is, should we send this wild deer back to the beach now, or should we find a place to hide it first, and then take it back and weigh it together in the afternoon?
?”
"Of course I'll send it back first! There's a giant python here! If you find a place to hide it, it will inevitably be found again. Then it won't be all in vain..."
Wu Hu paused, his eyes lit up, and he patted his thigh, "We can fish!"
"Fishing? Go back to the beach?" Yahuazi had a small question mark on her forehead.
Wu Hu laughed and became happy, "This kind of fishing is not that kind of fishing. Let's throw this wild deer here as bait, and then fish out the giant python, and wait until it swallows the wild deer..."
As soon as this was said, Yahuazi understood instantly and nodded accordingly.
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens complained, "Fat Tiger is obsessed with catching snakes!"
"If it were me, I wouldn't be willing to do it! Moreover, if he really wants to succeed in fishing, then the championship this time must belong to their second group. This is their strength!"
"It's obviously just luck!"
"Fat Tiger: No! You can say that I am unlucky, but you can never say that I am not strong enough!"
"Hahaha……"
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He just did what he said. Wu Hu didn't care whether the wild deer would be picked up by other wild animals if he put it here. It was estimated that the only one on the island that could pick it up was the giant python.
"Let's go! Let's move on and come back quietly in ten minutes to take a look."
Yahuazi didn't know what to say, so she stopped talking. The two of them continued to move forward along the stream, picking wild vegetables and fruits that had not been harmed by the disaster.
At this time, the program team wanted to install several surveillance probes directly here.
In this way, even if the giant python doesn't come out, there will be no shortage of people waiting.
Although it was impossible to install surveillance probes, it did not mean that they had no means. They directly sent out drones to cut the footage here into the main live broadcast room.
Then, many people stayed in the main live broadcast room and watched the scenery.
Ten minutes later, everyone saw Wu Hu's figure. He lurked back quietly, huddled behind a big rock, looking like a thief. His cautious appearance, fighting against the air, made the live broadcast room confused.
Countless netizens laughed.
Soon, Wu Hu discovered that the wild deer lying on the beach was still 'uninterested' by the python.
After doing this two or three times, Wu Hu himself became annoyed. Even the netizens in the live broadcast room felt that Wu Hu was crazy and wasting his time on this.
Of course, they actually wasted their time on this. They kept guarding the live broadcast room, just to see if the giant python would come back.
At this time, several other groups had already harvested their own harvests, although they were not big prey.
Many netizens are estimating that the points of the other groups have caught up with the points of the second group, or even the six groups of Internet celebrities, may have exceeded them. Because they have hunted three hares and two pheasants, the harvest can be said to be great.
Full.
Until noon, Wu Hu and Yahuazi had only picked a bag of wild vegetables and fruits, and almost no animals. Yahuazi's bow had not been opened for a long time, and his hands were a little itchy.
"Fat Tiger, let's not bother here and keep moving forward! After the sun turns west, let's come back and carry the wild deer back. The points are not too small. We have to get back before sunset.
When we get to the beach, we have to go back in the evening!"
Although Wu Hu was a little disappointed, he nodded and did not continue to fight.
"Let's find a place to have lunch! Many of them haven't had their lunch boxes yet! I don't know if their lunch boxes are rich or not..."
The lunch box was always kept in the backpack, and the short spear was inserted in the backpack so that he could always follow Wu Hu. Wu Hu was in the mood to look at the lunch box, so neither of them knew.
The two found a shady spot by the stream, put down their backpacks, took out the lunch boxes in plastic bags, and slowly opened the lunch boxes with anticipation.
In the live broadcast room at this time, many netizens were also paying attention to them, as if they were also looking forward to what the lunch in the lunch box was.
As soon as he opened the lunch box, Wu Hu was speechless. Unwilling to give up, Wu Hu used his kuaizi to carefully pull the lychee meat in the small square a few times. Yahuazi was also a little stunned, and then opened the lunch box in his hand.
The result is the same.
Seeing this situation, Wu Hu couldn't help it anymore. He looked at the camera with a look of "nothing is more sad than a broken heart", "you are bullying people too much", "tired, quit, destroy it", and complained with righteous indignation.
Said: "Program crew, there is no meat in lychee pork; you are really picky about not giving meat to sweet and sour pork ribs; you only give fish heads when frying hairtail, and what's even more outrageous is that you actually took out the eyes of the fish. I just asked
Ask, is this something done by humans? Is this how you deduct employees’ food expenses? Or are you just deliberately targeting us?”
Originally, there was a lot of laughter in the live broadcast room at the beginning. I felt that the program team must have known that they were going to exchange lunch boxes with Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao today, so they deliberately teased them.
But as they listened, they suddenly felt that this was really too much! Only one was enough, and three meat dishes were done like this, so it really seemed like they were being targeted deliberately.
"The program crew did go a bit too far this time. Although the portion of rice given was very generous, this dish... what the hell, just sipping it? It's really not what humans do."
"I also think that the show crew is deliberately trying to mess with Fat Tiger and the others. If only one lunch box is like this, then that's it. If both lunch boxes are like this, it's too much."
"It's just, haven't you seen how skinny our Sissi has become? I'm so happy to finally have a chance to improve the food. Poor Sissi!"
"Not only am I happy for nothing, I'm even a little bit sad. The program team has passed this time."
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Yahuazi was also in a bit of a mess, but seeing Wu Hu being so indignant, Yahuazi patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "At least there is white rice, a side of green vegetables and braised eggplant, isn't it? Speaking of which, it's still meat and vegetables.
It matches!”
After a pause, Yahuazi continued: "And speaking of it, we ourselves broke the rules in this matter. We were the ones who insisted on exchanging lunch boxes with Xiao Zhou and Xiao Zhao..."
Wu Hu shook his head and said seriously: "Even if we violated the rules, they don't have to exchange with us! Since they choose to exchange, they have to be honest. It's not impossible to play tricks, but it can't be too much. This kind of
As long as you are not a fool, you can tell at a glance that it is targeting us, it is so rubbish, I don’t know which fool came up with it."
Yahuazi was stunned for a moment, and finally laughed, "But you are still angry, everything is very effective, isn't it? Come to think of it, this is their purpose!"
Wu Hu shook his head, "I am indeed a little angry, but this is not a clever countermeasure. Just like when we curse someone, we point directly at their ancestors. We can always easily anger the other party, but we can say this kind of curse
Are the methods very clever?"
Yahuazi opened her mouth, not knowing what to say, but it seemed to make sense!
Wu Hu continued: "This kind of targeting method is too simple and crude. You can tell at a glance that it is deliberately targeting us, which makes it very boring. Although we have been fighting wits with the show crew, we have always seen through it without telling it.
, each other will leave some room, you come and I go, there will be wins and losses, which is quite interesting. I am angry, not because the other party is playing tricks on us, but because the other party is taking advantage of the rules to facilitate, unscrupulously, and leaving no room. I don’t know.
Is Director Zhao’s idea this time? If so, then I will really despise Director Zhao. Director Zhao, this countermeasure of yours is so low!”
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was immediately lifted by Wu Hu, who all said that Wu Hu's opinion was correct, and that the method this time was indeed very low, even disgusting.
What Wu Hu said is actually correct. The second team has been battling wits with the show team. Previously, the second team was allowed to raise a pet "200,000", but the show team was slightly better.
But the program team lost money in the name of all the members of the second group. This method is very clever. It makes people unable to say anything and at the same time they have to act according to their ideas. This is a conspiracy.
The members of the second group can only despise the richness of the program team, but they will not refuse such methods. They can't even speak of moral kidnapping, only others can.
Netizens watching the live broadcast will only find it interesting and not too excessive.
Wu Hu splashed water on wild vegetables and walked on a crooked path. The program crew directly punished him, which left people speechless. After all, although Wu Hu's actions were very irritating, he was indeed cheating. We must stop cheating and punish him.
Everyone can accept it and even applaud it.
But someone used more than two kilograms of snake meat in exchange for two lunch boxes, and you actually still resorted to tricks in the lunch boxes. This is a bit unbearable, and it is quite petty.
Why don't you just change it? Since you have changed it, let's show some credit.
What's going on now?
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens were denouncing the dog planners of the program team.
All the members of the planning team felt that they were wronged. This was not their fault!
Facing the turbulent public sentiment in the live broadcast room, Director Zhao looked at the group of planning dogs in the planning team with a livid face and knocked on the table, "Who came up with such a stupid idea?"
A group of hard-working planning dogs shook their heads. The leader of the planning team, Xiao Lin, stood up and said: "Director Zhao, this matter really has nothing to do with our planning team. Although sometimes we will deliberately do some planning against Fat Tiger, but
How could we do such a small trick? Fat Tiger’s popularity is the highest among all amateurs, even surpassing some celebrities. He is the leader of the second group to compete with us. For such a guy with a sense of variety show, we
It's too late to be happy, how could we use such low-level methods to make him feel disgusted with us?"
Director Zhao sighed, knocked on the table, and said to the assistant beside him: "Let me find out who had the stupid idea? Sabotage our plan without authorization..."
The assistant left in response, and the planning team leader Xiao Lin said: "Director Zhao, what matters now is how to appease Fat Tiger. If he really thinks this is your idea, Director Zhao, and is resentful of you, Director Zhao, he will not cooperate in the future."
Our words..."
Without the cooperation of the contestants, the fun of the program will definitely be reduced a lot.
Therefore, it is necessary to appease the angry and disappointed Fat Tiger.
Director Zhao nodded and said, "You all can help me think about it and find a way to have both ends of the world, so that the second team can still appease him without getting too many resources."
When a group of planning dogs heard this, they looked at me and I looked at you and couldn't help but sigh.
It’s so fucked up to have them shovel shit that other people poop randomly!