Wu Hu took a small piece of charcoal and went to the river to brush his teeth. He saw sister Mina struggling to wash the clothes, and the clothes were the ones he had changed yesterday. Seeing this, Wu Hu couldn't help being stunned, and felt that he should reward today
Sister Mina.
Toothbrush, who was brushing his teeth at the side, flashed his teeth at him when he saw him coming, then pretended to be casual and waved his hand, throwing a string of water drops on his face.
When Wu Hu looked at her in confusion, Yahuazi had already raised his little head, turned around and left. That arrogant look made Wu Hu a little confused.
Forget it, leave her alone!
Wu Hu secretly cursed, looked at Mina, and said, "Nana, why did you wash the clothes for me? I said I would just wash them myself later!"
Sister Mina's face was slightly red, and she whispered: "I'm fine now, I can get wet. You guys have been helping me before, and I want to help you too. And Brother Hu is so tired this time, I'll help
It's okay to do a little favor, just don't think I can't clean it well."
Well-behaved Mina, humble online!
Seeing her guilty smile, Wu Hu suddenly felt this way.
Wu Hu stretched out his hand and rubbed her head, and said with a smile: "Thank you! But from now on, you can just help me wash the dishes, and I will do the clothes myself, so as not to make your parents feel distressed. Who is not a little baby at home? Besides,
, don’t think you can’t help, you forgot, you will set a trap for pheasants! We are like a big family, everyone is indispensable, otherwise why do you think the program team would
Did you choose to come in?"
Mina smiled awkwardly and said with a guilty conscience: "Sometimes I feel that the show team chose me to join, maybe just to hold you back."
Wu Hu smiled and flicked her forehead with his finger, and said, "If you say that, Lao Hu will think you are talking about him. Please don't say that again in the future."
In the live broadcast room, netizens couldn't help but complain when they heard Wu Hu was arranging Lao Hu again.
"Old Hu, did you hear that Fat Tiger is talking bad about you again?"
"Lao Hu and Fat Tiger are the same, both of them are wilted!"
"I feel like sister Meina is so humble. It would be great if she takes charge of Meimei!"
"But Sissi can also be responsible for Meimei! Mina is just a drag, okay?"
"People can grow. What did Mina know when she first came here? She knew nothing! Now she knows how to wash dishes, do laundry, and even bait a pheasant..."
"That's right, there are fewer and fewer beauties, so why don't you sister Meina take care of your eyes?"
"The big girl in the group is probably going to quit. Her complexion has been very bad these past two days, probably due to her menstrual period. There are fewer and fewer beauties, so what else is there to watch about this show?"
"There are still a few beauties, three in the second group, two in the third group, even if Sister Dabo of the first group has retired, there will still be one in each of the fourth and fifth groups! Even though she is an amateur..."
…
In the live broadcast room, the topics everyone discussed quickly went astray.
That's how it is when there are a lot of people. If you say something to me, the car will go into the ditch.
Wu Hu finished brushing his teeth, rinsed his mouth with some river water, and said: "Look, in addition to being able to lay traps, you have also learned how to dive, not to mention doing laundry and dishes. This is progress! We don't need it.
Compare yourself to anyone, otherwise you will find that it was a mistake to come to this world. But since you have come, you can only make mistakes!"
In the live broadcast room, many netizens thought that Wu Hu was going to make a bowl of pure ginseng chicken soup for sister Meina. But it turned out that it was actually a bowl of poisonous chicken soup.
"God, he's here even if he makes a mistake, he's going to make a mistake." The fat tiger is poisonous!"
"I was drinking chicken soup! It turned out to be poisonous. Fat Tiger is indeed not a serious person!"
"To tell you a joke, even now, there are still people who think Fat Tiger is a serious person..."
"Sure enough, I am born with a talent that will be useful. If not, I can still be used as firewood!"
"Come and drink this bowl of poisonous chicken soup!"
…
Sister Mina was instantly amused by Wu Hu. She was struggling to twist Wu Hu's clothes. Wu Hu reached out and took the clothes in her hand and twisted them vigorously.
Then he added: "I'm kidding you. Actually, what I want to say is that although we are very small and cannot change the world, we can change ourselves. As long as we are better than yesterday every day and accumulate slowly, one day we will be the best."
It can amaze everyone. Just like our country, when countless small people come together to create these miracles, they are enough to make the world look at them. So, we can be humble, but we don’t have to kneel down.”
In the live broadcast room, netizens continued to complain.
"After drinking the poisonous chicken soup before, I suddenly found that this pure chicken soup no longer smells good."
"This can't be Fat Tiger. How could Fat Tiger make such pure chicken soup? He must be fake."
"Kneelers, have you seen this? We can be humble, but we should not be unable to kneel for too long!"
"What's wrong, people like to kneel, what does it have to do with you? I advise you not to meddle in other people's business!"
"That's it, don't start a fight. Although Fat Tiger is not innocent, it's not good to hurt him!"
…
Sister Mina was a little dizzy from Wu Hu's bowl of chicken soup, and finally asked: "Brother Hu, what should I do?"
Wu Hu washed his face, then hung his clothes on his arms, "When you have nothing to do, you can learn bow and arrow and ask your sister Qianqian for advice. She is very helpful."
"Brother Hu, why don't you teach me!"
"What? Do you think your sister Qianxi's teachings are not good enough?"
"No! I just think that Brother Hu is better than Sister Qianqian. Didn't you say that if you want to learn, you should find the most powerful person to learn from?"
Sister Mina followed Wu Hu obediently and took Wu Hu's tooth cup and toothbrush.
"That won't work. You have just started. My realm is too advanced. You, a rookie, have to learn it all over again. Your sister Qianqian can just introduce you to the beginning. If you want to learn more in the future..."
"Fat Tiger, you will die if you don't brag for a day!"
Not far away, Yahuazi, who was stretching his body, showing off his horse, and keeping his body flexible, immediately gritted his teeth and despised him after hearing Fat Hu's words.
Sitting in front of the stove, Sister Tietie pursed her lips, lowered her head and shrugged, suppressing a smile.
Lao Hu pretended not to hear what they said and continued to play with the little chicken in his hand. The little chicken seemed to enjoy Lao Hu's caress and pecked the palm of Lao Hu's hand with its small mouth from time to time.
200,000 stared closely at the chick in Lao Hu's hand, seeming to regard the chick as his own.
Wu Hu hung the clothes to dry on a tree trunk in front of the shelter and retorted: "I'm looking for a good apprentice for you! You don't know the heart of a good person. If you don't want to, I will reluctantly teach Nana."
My sister is fine."
Yahuazi hummed, and with a slight jump, she collected her horse in the air and landed steadily. Wu Hu almost lost his consciousness for a moment with such a heroic figure.
"No, I have to compete with you in archery today!"
"Forget it! Isn't it generally recognized that our archery skills are stronger and which ones are weaker?"
Wu Hu wanted to say, "Don't humiliate yourself," but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, lest Yahuazi would get anxious and bite him regardless.
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Qianxi, let's forget it! How can you be better than a fat tiger when you are a mean person? Have you never heard of that sentence? Fat tigers are not born in heaven, and the way of being mean is as long as the night!"
Hearing Lao Hu's homophone, Yahuazi was stunned for a moment, and gradually came back to his senses. She covered her mouth and giggled happily. When she glanced at Wu Hu with her beautiful eyes, she was filled with a little pride.
Wu Hu didn't feel dissatisfied, but felt proud. He turned around and clasped his fists towards Lao Hu, "No prizes, no prizes. In front of you, Lao Hu, I dare not claim to be the best. You and I are evenly matched. I wish I could chop off that little chicken's head."
, burn some more yellow paper, and then pray..."
"Fat Tiger, I advise you to be kind and stop scaring them. I just calmed them down."
Old Hu protected the little chicken, but the little chicken was so moved that he rewarded Old Hu with a small piece of gold. Old Hu said, "Oh my god," and almost threw the little chicken away.
When they saw Lao Hu put down his chickens and ran to the river to wash his hands, everyone couldn't help laughing.
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens were extremely happy when they saw this scene.
"Do you want to laugh me to death so early in the morning?"
"Today is Monday! I almost burst out laughing in the office..."
"Lao Hu and Fat Tiger can't get together. Each of these two is better at swordsmanship than the other!"
"I thought Lao Hu was already a lowly Taoist warrior. Whose general is this..."
"Fat Tiger: I won't change my name when I'm in office, and I won't change my surname when I sit down. My last name is Fat and my last name is Tiger!"
"Saorui, I, the Five Tigers of Xishu, are here to serve!"
"There will be a deduction for homophonic memes, everyone!"
…
When War Wolf Jing and Milk Cha Lun came back with a small bag of earthworms, Lao Hu had already put the chicks on the ground and marked a small area next to the shelter, preparing to cover the chicks later.
There is a chicken coop, and two hundred thousand can be moved there at that time.
In the past few days, 200,000 people have been staying in the shelter, and Lao Hu has been working as a cat scraper for several days. In the past, he had only been a cat scraper. He never expected that one day he would have to work for a cat.
Fortunately, Lao Hu didn't dislike it.
However, Lao Hu's site selection was mercilessly refuted by Wu Hu, who asked him to build the chicken coop farther away, otherwise even the shelter would smell bad.
Before breakfast was ready, Lao Hu walked into the nearby woods with an ax, preparing to cut down some small shrubs to use as fence posts, and also to pull some vines...
Zhan Langjing said hello to Wu Hu, put a bag of earthworms in front of the little chicken, and thoughtfully cut the little earthworms into small sections with branches, and the little chicken chattered excitedly.
Wow, Zhan Langjing smiled happily.
"Brother Tiger, the pheasant cub has hatched. What will happen to the pheasant cub if we go on vacation? There are 200,000 people watching. If you can't help but peck other eggs..."
Sister Mina looked at the 200,000 in the shelter with some worry and said.
Wu Hu looked at the 200,000 yuan with a slightly resentful expression, but he still lay there obediently incubating the eggs. He felt that the 200,000 yuan was quite unfair.
He was so obediently hatching, but he was wrongly accused of being able to peck eggs.
"Two hundred thousand, do you dare to peck the egg you hatched?"
Wu Hu looked fierce, glaring at 200,000, causing 200,000 to lower his head. Even Tie Tie, who had always been gentle, couldn't stand it, "Brother Hu, don't be like this!"
Yahuazi was so full of love that she ran over to comfort the restless Baibao Wan, and rubbed Baibao Wan's thick neck, making Baibao tremble.
In the end, Yahuazi complained first and glared at Wu Hu, "Fat Hu, look, you scared 200,000 yuan. I can feel it trembling."
"..."
Wu Hu wanted to say, don't rub its neck!
But after thinking about it, forget it, the 200,000 yuan still needs to be suppressed, after all, the wild eggs have not been fully hatched yet.
He showed a cold and callous look of being "bored to death" and said: "Just ask the program team to send someone over to look at them. I don't even want to raise this little thing."
Seeing Wu Hu's disgusted look, Milk Cha Lun couldn't help but laugh, "If you let the program team take care of it, there's no need to make such a disgusted expression! If netizens misunderstand you, they will scold you, especially
They are those caring little girls."
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said, "You don't have to tell me when you see it, Brother Lun! Maybe the program team was confused by my behavior! If you tell me clearly, Director Zhao may be digging some more holes for us to go to."
Jumping down! No, I have to reconsider whether to choose that plundering event. We are here to survive, so running away to enjoy it is not appropriate!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard this.
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed again.
"Fat Tiger's despicable look suddenly reminded me of the old saying, as long as I have no morals, no one can try to kidnap me with morality."
"Ha! In comparison, Brother Lung seems a bit too upright."
"Brother Leng's style is originally very cool and awesome. If you want him to be as mean as Fat Tiger, is it appropriate?"
"Ahem... Let me tell you quietly, Brother Lun is actually quite a funny guy in private, but on the show, he still can't let go."
"Really? I don't believe it! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Hahaha... I suddenly want to see Brother Lung singing "Nunchaku" in a shameless manner. Come on, use the nunchucks quickly..."