Chapter 198 Unexpectedly, Lao Hu still has the heart to usurp the throne
About thirty meters upstream from the shelter, Wu Hu found a place that looked pretty good. There was a big stone in the middle of the river there, which divided the water in the small river into two. One of the small tributaries was connected to the
The river banks are less than three meters apart, and are blocked by the outstretched branches and leaves of large trees above, casting a shadow under the river beach.
Wu Hu looked back and forth and said, "Just choose this! This big stone is more than two meters high. We only need to cut a few pieces of wood to put between the big stone and the river bank, and then cover it with some leaves.
Yes, it is simple and convenient. Then you can fix one end of the dead wood in the tributary with a stone, and put the other end on the crossbar above..."
"Okay, you go chop the wood, Lao Hu and I will carry it, and Alan, you collect the branches."
Zhan Langjing took command directly, and no one had any objections.
Lao Hu said: "It's just a simple ride. What if a typhoon comes?"
Wu Hu said with a smile: "It's simple, just carry the whole dead wood back to the shelter. If the shelter is blown away by the typhoon, then... pretend I didn't say anything."
Milk Cha Lun looked up at the sky, and finally looked at Wu Hu and said: "Pang Hu, look at whether there are any typhoon days recently. If so, we have to make preparations early."
Wu Hu was speechless and laughed, "Brother Lun, I thought you were the most reliable among us. Why are you asking such unreliable questions like Lao Hu?"
Zhan Langjing smiled and said: "Pang Hu, you said Lao Hu is unreliable, I have no objection, but why do you think Qian Lun is more reliable than me?"
Before Wu Hu could answer, Lao Hu became unhappy, "Why am I so unreliable? Fat Hu, Brother Jing, tell me, why am I so unreliable?"
Zhan Langjing smiled and scolded: "How often have you been unreliable? Don't think that I don't know why 200,000 yuan will help hatch eggs..."
Lao Hu was stunned for a moment, then coughed slightly and said quibblely: "But the result is good! Look at the chicks hatched, don't worry too much about the process!"
Zhan Langjing nodded and said: "Okay, I don't care. Fat Tiger, it's your turn, but tell me when did I become unreliable?"
It's not good for Zhan Langjing to say too much about the two hundred thousand. After all, saying too much could easily arouse some people's suspicions, which would not be good for Lao Hu and Wu Hu.
Normally boobies hatch eggs, but that's not how they hatch.
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said: "Brother Jing is very reliable most of the time. After all, he is our captain! But when you want to fight without being absolutely sure, it's a bit awkward."
It’s reliable. Of course, this quality is very good.”
Zhan Langjing was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cursed: "Damn, the two-person hunting competition has passed, and you still remember that! I call it the last resort, a last-ditch fight, do you understand?"
Wu Hu quibbled: "But sometimes the captain's responsibility is not to jump in when there are difficulties, but to analyze the strengths and weaknesses of each player and choose the right one. For example, if the next event is to compete with our survival skills, you
The captain has to make arrangements, you can’t let Lao Hu go diving and hunt fish, and let Brother Lung go chop down trees in the mountains!"
"Damn! Aren't you looking down on me? How could I not understand such a simple truth?" Zhan Langjing looked down upon Wu Hu.
Wu Hu nodded and said: "I don't doubt you, Brother Jing, but if there is such an activity, and the first item is stalking, will you do it yourself or send me?"
Zhan Langjing really started to think about it, and finally said: "If the first one is to dive, then I should be the one. Although your diving ability is stronger than mine, I am afraid that there will be a competition to build a shelter next."
For a project like this, you will be more suitable at that time."
Wu Hu nodded and said: "That's right! This is what a captain should do!"
Lao Hu laughed and said: "Brother Jing, why do I think Fat Hu is teaching you how to be the captain? Why don't you just let the captain out? Fat Hu has never been a class cadre and is not suitable. You can consider me! I have been several times."
The class monitor said."
Milk Cha Lun didn't expect that Lao Hu actually wanted to usurp the throne, and couldn't help laughing.
In the live broadcast room, Lao Hu's fans were also laughing.
"I really didn't expect that Lao Hu actually wanted to usurp the throne! Ha..."
"Although I am a fan of Lao Hu, I have to say that if Lao Hu is really allowed to be the captain, I am really afraid that the second group will be taken into the ditch by him, haha..."
"Don't say that to Lao Hu, Lao Hu is also a junior cadre on duty, right? He must have leadership skills."
"But if Lao Hu comes up with bad ideas, what will happen then? Haha... Why is there such an inexplicable sense of expectation all of a sudden?"
"I'm also looking forward to it. If Lao Hu is really the captain, would it be more interesting if he really takes the second group into the ditch? Haha..."
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Zhan Langjing despised Lao Hu, "Just be the captain. I'm afraid you will give us some bad ideas and give us blind orders. What will we do then?"
Wu Hu nodded and said: "Brother Jing is right! I'm afraid that when the time comes, Lao Hu, your captain will take the lead in cheating your teammates, and we will have to join forces to remove you from the captaincy, which is troublesome!"
Milk Tea Lun nodded solemnly and said: "And I think that if Lao Hu is really allowed to be the captain, Sissi will probably be the first to jump out and rebel. Lao Hu probably won't be able to suppress her. Sissi said 'Hu
"Uncle' can easily knock down Lao Hu."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, and the netizens in the live broadcast room also went crazy with joy.
The four of them chatted and laughed and walked into the nearby forest. Wu Hu found a tree as big as a bowl in the forest, spit into his hand, and started chopping it down.
It may be that the ax is much blunter than before, and it took several ax blows to cut it off.
The branches were shaved off and chopped into several sections, but it was not easy for Lao Hu and Zhan Langjing to carry them.
Wu Hu knew that after surviving in the wild for a month, although their bodies had not reached the limit of being unable to withstand stress, they were no longer comparable to when they first arrived.
Although I have something to eat three times a day, it is normal to not be able to eat as much as I would in normal life. In addition, nutrition cannot be balanced, so my physical fitness has deteriorated.
Even Zhan Langjing is like this.
The only one who has recovered from obesity to puffiness without weakening his physique is Wu Hu. But he is a cheater and a special individual, so he cannot be compared with everyone else.
So he said: "Let me go if you are big, and you can just carry the small ones."
Zhan Langjing was not polite and nodded in agreement, not to mention Lao Hu. He was not polite to Wu Hu at all and knew that his strength could not compare with Wu Hu.
After moving twice, Zhan Langjing was slightly out of breath. He glanced at Lao Hu, sat down on a broken piece of wood, and said with a smile: "Our physiques have deteriorated a lot, and I don't know what happened to the members of the other groups.
Okay. By the way, Fat Tiger, when you went to compete the day before yesterday, you met the members of several other groups, right? How are they doing?"
Wu Hu chopped down another tree, took a few breaths, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: "They are worse than us. The Wang Baobao in the group is a lot thinner and darker, but the one who looks the thinnest is
It should be Yan Zu from the fifth group, and Brother Yue from the fourth group has also lost a lot of weight. Among you martial arts stars, I guess it’s Brother Jing who is in the best shape."
Lao Hu had just finished carrying one and came back. When he heard this, he smiled and said: "It seems that the situation of the other groups is much worse than our second group!"
Milk Tea Lun, who was collecting branches on the side, smiled and said: "We have won four event championships. If we are still worse than others, how can we still mess around? Even if the points were cheated by the program team this time, I think we will go tomorrow
Enjoy the day and your condition should improve a lot."
Wu Hu nodded, and finally reminded: "Brother Lun, if you go for a massage tomorrow, you must tell the masseur about your back injury, so as not to make any mistakes."
Lao Hu nodded and said: "That's right! If Brother Lun comes back from enjoying yourself, but your back injury relapses, if our opponent finds out, he will probably laugh his head off."
Milk Cha Lun laughed and cursed, "You really think I'm short-minded!"
Lao Hu said with a smile: "When Fat Tiger gave you a massage before, I had every reason to doubt whether you wanted to go home, so I didn't say anything."
While Wu Hu was removing branches and leaves from the wood, he said, "Lao Hu, it's not good for you to accuse someone of innocence out of thin air. Couldn't it be that Brother Lun is thinking about some young lady?"
After hearing this, Milk Cha Lun burst out laughing, "I'm still single now!"
Lao Hu smiled and said: "The four of us are single now. How about we compete to see who will be the first to be single when we see each other? Make an agreement first, who will get married first, and the rest will be his best man."
Hearing what Lao Hu said, Wu Hu couldn't help laughing.
When other people said this, Wu Hu didn't think it was a big deal, but Lao Hu, you were the only one who was single when I traveled through time! Milk Tea Lundu had three children.
But speaking of this, it seems like Milk Cha Lun should be acquainted with the Heavenly King’s Wife now!
But in terms of the speed of getting married, it would definitely be Zhan Langjing.
For Wu Hu himself, this problem is still far away from him. He is only twenty-three now.
"Fat Tiger, what do you mean by laughing like that?" Lao Hu laughed and scolded, "Are you looking down on me?"
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "No, I just think that there may be many girls who like you, and you will probably be spoiled for choice. Maybe one day, the media will interview you and ask you when you will get married, and you will say, 'I'm not in a hurry.
Get married, Fat Tiger isn’t even married yet. Don’t say that then, I’m afraid there will be many people urging me to get married.”
Old Hu laughed and said: "Don't worry! I will definitely say so when the time comes."
Zhan Langjing and Milk Tea Lun couldn't help but smile when they heard this, but they didn't talk much about this topic. After all, it was difficult to have an in-depth exchange on this topic in front of thousands of netizens.
After cutting down a few trees, Wu Hu handed the ax to Zhan Langjing and asked him to chop some vines to tie the branches while he carried the thicker pieces of wood himself.
After loading several sections of wood, Zhan Langjing asked Wu Hu to go back and prepare dinner first. The fat cauliflower hadn't been processed yet, and everyone wanted to drink snake soup in the evening!
When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, he saw Yahuazi facing 200,000 people, scolding him with a bulging face, which made Wu Hu look confused.