Chapter 204 The fat tiger is like an old sow with bad omens one after another
Although the three girls were not very well-dressed, they still wore long flowing skirts and crystal sandals prepared for them by the hotel, and wore wide-brimmed straw hats on their heads.
Yahuazi is white, Tietie is white with light green, and Mina is white with light red. They have all just taken a bath, and they all seem to have a "hibiscus comes out of clear water, and the decoration is naturally removed"
I feel like it’s hard to give up on your natural beauty.
Yahuazi's elegance and celestial spirit, Tietie's jasper and gentleness, and Mina's exotic style, each has its own merits. But in terms of temperament, Yahuazi is naturally more invincible.
Tietie really has no sense of presence next to him, and everyone's eyes will be involuntarily sucked away by Yahuazi, even if there is Mina next to him.
In comparison, the current Mina is indeed too young and invincible.
But as soon as Yahuazi started to smile, that fairy spirit disappeared.
Wu Hu handed the exquisite menu in his hand to Yahuazi and said: "This is the menu for our dinner tonight. You can order whatever you want, but there is a prerequisite, you must finish everything you order."
"What about our lunch?" Yahuazi said as he took the menu, naturally sat on the seat next to Wu Hu, and started browsing casually.
This made Mina, who originally wanted to sit next to Wu Hu, could only pout silently, sat down next to Yahuazi, and asked: "What if I order but can't finish it?"
Hearing this, Sister Tietie also looked towards Wu Hu and the others.
Lao Hu said seriously: "If you can't finish eating, you can't pack it up either!"
Milkcha Lun, who was drinking tea, almost spit out the tea in his mouth when he heard what Lao Hu said.
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they saw Milk Cha Lun's expression, "Lao Hu is ready to start deceiving people again. Poor Mina, she is completely stupid and sweet!"
"Mina is naive, is this her fault? She is only eighteen years old!"
"It's the same age as flowers, so beautiful!"
“I just don’t know which pig will be cheaper in the future, alas!”
"Who is praising my wife? I am the pig you envy..."
"Is it beautiful? I don't think so. I feel like a pretty ordinary little girl!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk...it's so sour, is it difficult to admit that someone is beautiful?"
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At this time, several waiters came forward and whispered in their ears, indicating that they could put the miniature cameras on their foreheads on the tripod next to them.
Zhan Langjing said: "Don't listen to Lao Hu's nonsense." As he said that, he looked at Manager Wan and said, "By the way, Manager Wan, the food is ready. Let's chat while we eat."
"Okay, we're ready." She said, signaling to the waiter at the back, and then she saw several waiters pushing three dining carts in one after another.
Wu Hu said to Yahuazi and the others there: "In order to prevent us from wasting food, the program team gave us a limit. If we order but can't finish it, they will deduct double the amount from the supplies we have stored.
Double the amount of food as punishment.”
When the three girls heard this, they couldn't help but froze.
Yahuazi frowned, "In other words, we can't just mess around?"
Wu Hu smiled and said: "As long as it's not a staple food, it should be no problem. Just pick some dishes that you haven't eaten before, or that you have eaten and think they are delicious! Each person will pick three dishes first, and there will be more to finish.
I've got it all covered. When you see it, whether my fighting ability is strong or not, if it is strong, you can continue, if not, don't force it."
Yahuazi looked at him curiously, "How much can you eat? Don't let us all be deceived by your lack of fighting ability."
"Look what you said, I can challenge four, five, six or seven of you by myself, no problem!"
"Let you blow for a while first!" Yahuazi rolled her eyes at him and looked at the menu.
Soon, the waiter placed all their lunches on the table.
Zhan Langjing put away the menu and said: "Let's eat first. After we finish, take these menus back and study them. Pick something small and delicious. Don't waste this big meal."
Everyone gathered together the menus and looked at the delicious dishes on the table.
Manager Wan stood next to them and introduced them to these "Qiong vegetables", such as Wenchang chicken, Dong goat, five-legged pig, Hele crab, vegetarian pot...
There were a total of eighteen dishes, and Wu Hu and the others followed her introduction, tasted them one by one, and made some comments respectively.
Of course, it's all for the best, even if some of them are not used to eating. But thinking about the hard life I lived on the island before, this meal is simply not that good!
As for Mina not eating pork, that's okay, there are many other dishes anyway.
However, after several people tasted it, they all had some doubts. Why are these dishes not as delicious as those made by Fat Tiger? Could it be that the level of the chefs here is actually not that good?
After advertising the resort's dishes, Manager Wan wisely stepped aside and asked them to call the waiters if they needed anything.
Everyone chatted while eating. Here, there is no need to eat or sleep without talking. Except for telling jokes, everything else can be talked about.
Wu Hu picked up a bowl of rice and handed it to the waiter for the second bowl. Lao Hu glanced at him and said, "Fat Hu, eat less at noon and save your stomach until evening."
Wu Hu coughed slightly and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll stop after three bowls."
Milk Cha Lun asked: "Pang Hu, can you play basketball? I heard the waiter said before that there is an indoor basketball court here. How about we play two vs two later?"
Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu and Zhan Langjing, "Can you still play basketball?"
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Who are you looking down on? The key is whether you know how to do it or not?"
Wu Hu smiled and said: "Old Hu, do you know what is the most important thing in playing basketball?"
Lao Hu was stunned for a moment and then laughed, "Skills, endurance, strength..."
Wu Hu directly raised his index finger, "No, no, no, it seems that you obviously haven't realized the true meaning of playing basketball."
Lao Hu laughed and said, "Speak as if you know it very well, Brother Lung, teach him!"
Milk Cha Lun shook his head, "I feel that Fat Tiger is going to say something ridiculous, let's listen to what he says first! Fat Tiger, what do you think is the most important thing about basketball?"
"Just one thing!" Wu Hu raised his index finger and said seriously: "The posture must be handsome! The posture must be handsome! The posture must be handsome! Say important things three times."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but cough slightly.
Yahuazi couldn't help but knock the bowl with her kuaizi, "Fat Tiger, how many times have I told you this? Don't tell jokes when eating!"
"Oh!" Wu Hu humbly replied.
The waiters behind him all lowered their heads and suppressed smiles at this time.
Lao Hu laughed and scolded: "You play basketball just to look cool?"
Wu Hu said matter-of-factly, "What else? I'm not a professional player. Who doesn't play field ball just to be cool on the court so that my sister can cheer?"
Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "You are completely wrong. Basketball is a sport."
"Brother Lung, basketball is a sport, but it is also entertainment. Do you know why that big shark in the basketball world doesn't even have to hold a urinal to shoot free throws? Because it's too ugly. Even basketball superstars want to look cool on the court. You guys
Do you really think that playing basketball is not about looking cool?"
"..."
Everyone was speechless.
In the live broadcast room, some golfers were also speechless.
"Although I know that what Fat Tiger said is unreasonable, I still think it makes sense."
"What's the most important thing in basketball? You have to be fast and have good posture!"
"The posture should be handsome! The posture should be handsome! The posture should be handsome! Say important things three times!"
"Now I finally understand why the boss insists on turning over so beautifully even though he knows that four oxygens will dissolve three irons. It turns out it's because of his handsome posture! It's broken, it's broken..."
"I feel like Fat Tiger is like an old sow carrying bad omens, one after another..."
"Actually, Fat Tiger's cognition is really simple. Think about it when we were sweating profusely on the court, how many times did we want to attract the attention of our sweethearts?"
"Although I don't want to admit it, when I play basketball, I really just want to look cool!"
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After the meal was served, Wu Hu continued to cook. Wu Hu and the seven of them finished all the eighteen dishes on the table, although almost one-third of them went into Wu Hu's stomach.
But this can be regarded as a small test of Wu Hu’s food intake.
After the meal, everyone moved outside and lay on the lounge chairs under the umbrellas by the swimming pool.
Yahuazi came to Wu Hu with a glass of ice drink in hand, reached out and patted Wu Hu's bulging belly, and asked with a smile: "Can I continue to eat?"
Wu Hu touched his belly and nodded, "I'm six to seven times full. I've eliminated most of the meat today. Please order less meat tonight."
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Fat Hu, you have eaten like this at noon, can you still eat at night?"
"Who are you looking down on?"
Wu Hu looked disdainful, then silently entered the system panel, and added a little to the agility column. In the blink of an eye, the feeling of fullness in his abdomen was relieved a lot. Wu Hu added a little more, and then immediately stopped.
He didn't want to get hungry soon, that would be a bit scary.
Sister Mina looked at Wu Hu who was sitting there sipping an ice drink and looking like he didn't want to move, and asked: "Brother Hu, do you feel sick in your stomach?"
Wu Hu waved his hand, "It's okay, this isn't the most I've ever eaten."
Tie Tie glanced at him and finally asked: "Do we have any plans for this afternoon?"
Zhan Langjing glanced at everyone and said: "Let's arrange it according to those items, what do you think? Let's take a rest in the afternoon, and then you go to the hot spring spa first, then go to the beauty salon and get a manicure, and then go experience the tea ceremony. We
After the break, I will play basketball, then go to the sauna... Finally, we will meet at the tea ceremony house..."
"What about tonight?" Mina asked.
"Just play the games you want to play and experience what you want to experience in the evening, such as listening to music, singing, or watching a movie." Zhan Langjing said with a smile, and finally looked at Yahuazi, "Isn't it right, Sissi?
Is a new movie coming out recently?”
Yahuazi shook his head and said: "It hasn't been released yet, it's scheduled to be released in the middle of the month, there are still about ten days left!"
Wu Hu looked at Yahuazi, "That Huatian... er, Mr. Wang who sang "Huatian Wrong", the one he wrote, directed and acted in?"
Yahuazi looked at Wu Hu doubtfully and shook his head.
Huh? Isn't it the one called "Love Announcement"? Did I forget it?
Wu Hu stood there with a stunned look on his face, then lowered his head and started thinking.