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Chapter 246 Backstab I Want Me to Say It's Great?

Wu Hu found a few large leaves, rolled them gently into a cone, then picked the ground berries on the grass and put them into the cone.

When he saw one or two particularly tender ones, he carefully removed the burrs on the surface and handed them to Yahuazi's mouth. Yahuazi did not dislike them and opened his mouth to bite the fruit.

"How is it? Is it sweet?" Wu Hu asked with a smile.

Yahuazi nodded, with a gentle look in her beautiful eyes, and then she picked one and handed it to Wu Hu. Wu Hu didn't show any pretense and opened his mouth to greet it.

Seeing these two people feeding each other as if no one else was around, countless fans of Yahuazi were wailing and shouting that they wanted to draw swords and duel with Wu Hu.

Some people sing the opposite tune, and naturally some people sing the high tune.

"Although I feel that Fat Tiger is not worthy of Yahuazi, this pair of 'Huya CP' is still very good to eat, and it looks very CP!"

"Get out! Fat Tiger is delusional..."

"Perhaps Fat Tiger didn't think about it at all. It's just you who are imagining it!"

"Although I want to persuade myself that it's okay, after all, their teeth have not touched each other's hands, but I still can't help but want to draw my sword against Fat Tiger, Fat Tiger, let's duel!"

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"I support your decision, but maybe you are no match for Fat Tiger!"

"Sister! You need to be more careful! You are an idol! How can you feed those stinky men? They are not worthy of you at all!"

"Are they all howling in mourning? It's not like Yahuazi has never fed Fat Tiger before, so don't be so glass-hearted, okay? But Fat Tiger, let's have a duel!"

"Haha...it's still fun in the live broadcast room!"



After picking these fruits, Wu Hu carefully wrapped them, tied them with thin canes, and hung them in the mouth of the cane basket to prevent them from being crushed by the coconuts in the cane basket.

When he turned to look at Yahuazi, Wu Hu was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also laughing at this time, because there was a touch of pink and purple on Yahuazi's lips, especially when Yahuazi blinked his eyes in confusion and asked Wu Hu what was wrong, there was a trace of pink on his gums and tongue.

You can see a hint of pink and purple.

When Wu Hu pointed at Yahuazi's mouth, Yahuazi also saw Wu Hu's appearance.

At this time, the eldest sister, not the second sister, is the same between the two of them.

Yahuazi raised her foot and glanced at Wu Hu, "You're still smiling, this stuff can be washed off!"

As she spoke, she rolled her tongue across her gums, hoping to use her saliva to remove the pigment so that her mouth wouldn't turn purple.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "This stuff can actually be used to make natural dyes. Of course, there is no problem in removing it. After a long time, it will naturally become dry. Don't think so much."

"How long will it take?" Yahuazi was a little disgusted.

"It won't take long, I guess it will be ready tomorrow." Wu Hu said with a smile: "If you are afraid that they will laugh at you, you can get some for them to try when you go back later."

Yahuazi's eyes lit up, and she finally made a soft noise, "I don't want to trick them, I just feel that having fun alone is not as good as having fun with others. Good things should be shared with companions! How sweet this thing is! I don't like to eat alone.

people."

Wu Hu nodded, "Yeah! That's right! That's what I mean too. Look at me, I can't speak at all. It's obviously a good thing, but when I say it, it becomes a bad thing!"

Yahuazi raised her head and said, "Learn from my sister in the future!"

"Uh-huh!"

The two sang together and continued on their way, looking for wild fungi.

In the live broadcast room, countless fans began to complain about these two people.

"But save it! Yahuazi, you are no match for Fat Tiger, okay?"

"Yahuazi is such a fool. He was sold by Fat Tiger and still counting his money for him, alas!"

"I discovered that Fat Tiger still has the potential to be a follower!"

"Yahuazi is so distracted that she doesn't recognize her own strength at all..."

"Those who are close to vermillion are red, and those who are close to ink are black. Yahuazi's heart is dark now, and she is not as happy as everyone else. I believe you are a ghost, you beautiful little girl..."

"That's right! The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie to others!"

"But pull it off quickly! Women can lie to others. It's just that they're not pretty enough to lie to you. You don't believe it!"

"Hahaha……"



The two searched for wild fungi all the way, and after more than an hour, they arrived at the place where Wu Hu had laid the trap. When approaching that place, Wu Hu suddenly squatted down, then stretched out his hand and pressed on Yahuazi behind, signaling him to squat down.

.

Yahuazi squatted down, moved to his side, and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?"

The two of them looked forward. Yahuazi stretched out his fingers and quietly scratched Wu Hu's palm.

Wu Hu held her little hand with his backhand and whispered: "Listen, is it the sound of a pheasant clucking? It sounds a little weak..."

"You can't hear me clearly, come over and have a look?" Yahuazi said.

Wu Hu nodded, took off the backpack, and touched it quietly.

Yahuazi leaned forward, took down the bow and arrow from his back, and followed him.

Soon, Wu Hu straightened up and looked at a pheasant not far away that was hanging upside down in the air, still flapping its wings and struggling.

Except for the clucking of this pheasant, the surroundings were quiet, and its companions had no idea where they had gone. It is estimated that if they had come a little later, it might have died.

Uh! In fact, it is also hung on the tree now!

Wu Hu stepped forward and released the pheasant from the tree. Then he tied the pheasant's feet with thin vines, threw it on the ground, and rearranged the trap.

The pheasant originally had some hope in his eyes, but once his feet were tied, he was left with despair again. He had just left the wolf's den and entered the tiger's den.

After checking several other traps, Wu Hu walked back to where the basket was placed, carried the basket back, then took out the fungi in the basket and took out two coconuts from the bottom.

Use a shovel to peel off the outer hard skin of the coconut, then use a broken branch to quickly poke two small holes in it, and then hand the coconut to Yahuazi.

Looking at Yahuazi who was sweating profusely and most of his body was wet, Wu Hu said: "I told you not to come! If you insist on coming, you are all wet!"

"Most of them are wet with sweat, and only the trouser legs are wet with dew." Yahuazi quibbled, "And if we don't work harder and rely on you to do everything by yourself, then we won't be holding ourselves back? That way.

It's better to quit early and save you some energy! I don't want to sit back and enjoy the results and let you drag me forward all the way."

Yahuako's remarks received unanimous praise from her fans.

Although everyone is saying that Yahuako and the others only need to be responsible for the beauty, but if they really do this, there will probably be many people scolding them.

No one likes parasites, no matter how beautiful they are, they will gradually become annoying.

Yahuazi is a strong person and will naturally refuse to be a parasite.

Wu Hu silently peeled another coconut, thinking, I feel sorry for you! Why did you teach me a lesson? You are such a heartless person, you don't know a good heart, and you stabbed me in the back!

He now understood a little bit how Yahua's mother felt when Yahuazi stabbed her in the back.

"Why don't you speak? Am I wrong?"

Backstabbing me and asking me to say 'great'? What a cruel person.

Wu Hu curled his lips, "Yes! But it's not right either!"

Yahuazi was very unconvinced. After taking a sip of coconut water, she asked, "What's wrong?"

"You only take into account the efforts on the surface, but not the efforts behind the scenes. You and Brother Lun, as well as Lao Hu and Brother Jing are different from the rest of us. You have many fans behind you, especially you and Brother Lun

.What kind of program is this? This is an outdoor live variety show. What does the program want? Popularity! Where does the popularity come from?"

Yahuazi said speechlessly: "Just because we are popular, we can blatantly enjoy the benefits? I can't do this kind of thing anyway."

"So we need to find a balance here!" Wu Hu continued to fool, "You celebrities are the guarantee of the popularity of our group. Nana, I, and Tietie all need to hug you.

Your thighs are rubbing against the traffic. Therefore, we must reduce the probability of your accidents. Think about it, if you or Brother Lung are eliminated due to an accident, how much popularity will our second team lose?"

Yahuazi opened her mouth and suddenly felt that what Wu Hu said seemed to be right.

In the live broadcast room, seeing Yahuazi looking helpless to refute, all the netizens burst into laughter.

"It's over! Yahuazi was fooled by Fat Tiger again!"

"In terms of deception ability, Yahuazi is indeed inferior to Panghu by several blocks."

"Actually, Fat Tiger is right. If the second group didn't include Yahuazi and Lunge, the popularity wouldn't be so high at the beginning."

"Why do I feel that Fat Tiger is feeling sorry for my wife?"

"Haha...I saw a prairie above your head!"



Wu Hu took a sip of coconut juice and continued to fool around: "Now it is no better than it was at the beginning. At that time, your bodies were all healthy and your constitution was not weak. But now, your health is definitely not as good as it was at the beginning, so

You need to reduce the time you spend out, so as to ensure that both of you can continue to compete healthily, unless you actually want to go home a long time ago."

"No! Who wants to go home? That's nonsense." Yahuazi denied, and added at the end, "Although I miss my mother too, I always work from beginning to end and never give up halfway. Believe me, I will definitely

Those who can survive until the end.”

"Really miss your mother?" Wu Hu asked with a smile.

"Nonsense! I have never been separated from my mother for such a long time!"

"Then last time you thought Auntie was nagging..."

"Stinky Fat Tiger, shut up! You're talking nonsense, it's nothing." Yahua wrinkled her nose and denied three times in a row, then picked up a small branch and threw it towards Wu Hu, and then took off the twig on her forehead.

The camera waved to the camera, "Mom, are you watching? I miss you! But I won't give up halfway, mom, you have to cheer for me!"

At this time, Yahua's mother, who was watching her daughter's live broadcast, hoped in her heart that her daughter would not be so strong and quit the competition when it was time to quit. She was so thin that her mother almost felt distressed.

As for Wu Hu, Yahua's mother had long ignored her. Now that she saw Fat Hu, Yahua's mother had a headache. She always felt that there was something strange between her daughter and this boy.

Has her daughter ever fed food to other boys of the same age? This unabashed behavior made Yahua’s mother feel that Fat Tiger’s position in her daughter’s heart was different.

This made Yahua's mother a little dissatisfied, but she couldn't do anything about it, so she was very angry!



The two rested for a while, and Wu Hu took out the coconut meat and scattered it around the trap.

When he walked back after doing this, Yahuazi had already taken out the mushrooms Wu Hu had taken out of his backpack, put them back into the basket, and placed the bag of ground worms on top.

Wu Hu put the basket on his back and picked up the pheasant, "Let's go! Let's go back."

When they went back, they took a different route. It was the route they had taken before. It was easier to walk and they could continue to look for wild mushrooms along the way.

While walking, Wu Hu stopped again, and Yahuazi almost bumped into him.

But she still leaned forward gently, put her hands on his waist, and stretched her head out from his side, "What's wrong? Did you find something else?"

Wu Hu nodded, squatted down slowly, and then pointed to a bush on the left side, "Did you see that there?"

"There is a grass moving there..."

"Look carefully, does the grass move on its own?"

Yahuazi's eyes lit up slightly, "Eh? It's a rabbit! Wait a minute."

"Let's compete to see who can shoot first." Wu Hu said, pulling out three wooden drill bits from the drill barrel on his thigh and holding them between his fingers.

Yahuazi wanted to say it was unfair, you actually used three pieces of wood to do it!

But think about it, now is not the time to talk about fairness. If this rabbit runs away, a good piece of protein will be lost.

"Okay! Wait while I count one, two, three..."

"good!"

As a result, Yahuazi half-knelt on the ground, bent her bow and nocked an arrow, squinting one eye, holding her breath and concentrating. As soon as she said "one" in her mouth, the arrow in her hand had already flown out.

In the live broadcast room, Yahuazi's fans almost laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

"Yakako now also knows how to play tactics, which is gratifying!"

"After staying with a bitch like Fat Tiger for a long time, it's hard not to be influenced by him!"

"Sure enough, Yahuazi is now in the shape of a fat tiger..."

"Just asking if Fat Tiger is scolding MMP in his heart at this time? Hahaha..."



Wu Hu also didn't expect that Yahuazi would actually play tricks on him.

However, he didn't take it seriously. He stood up and threw out three wooden picks, blocking the rabbit's three directions to prevent the rabbit from jumping up from the bushes and avoiding sharp arrows.

"Yeah! I hit it, I hit it..."

Yahuazi cheered, took the opportunity to hug Wu Hu, shook him, and then trotted over.

The rabbit was still struggling in the bushes, and Wu Hu's three wooden hammers failed because the rabbit didn't jump up at all, giving him no chance to take credit.

When the two passed by, the rabbit was still struggling, kicking and making the bushes rustle.

Yahuazi raised her hand, gave Wu Hu a high-five, and raised her head proudly, "How is it? I'm still of some use, right?"

"That's awesome, sister! Even if I let you go hunting alone now, I probably won't be able to starve you." Wu Hu complimented Yahuazi, who was not modest at all and accepted it happily.

On the way back carrying Tutu, Yahuazi felt windy as he walked.

The gesture of not acknowledging relatives made many netizens laugh.


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