There was a lot of excitement in the live broadcast room.
"Hahaha... If Lao Hu knew that their lie to Fat Hu would actually come true, he would probably be shocked too!"
"The highest level of lying is when the lie becomes true, haha..."
"My lies became truth!"
"Pang Hu will definitely not believe it. Fat Hu is so good at deceiving people, he can't be deceived so easily. He has seen through Lao Hu's scams more than once."
"Looking at how they all acted as if they were real, even Yahuazi and Sister Tietie joined in. How could Fat Tiger see through this game so easily?"
"Just watch! Let's see how Fat Tiger reacts."
…
Wu Hu put down the banana tree core on his shoulder and observed everyone's expressions again. He really couldn't see any flaws. So he looked at Mina again. Mina was still cleaning the two fish carefully, as if she felt someone was there.
While looking at her, she turned to look at Wu Hu.
"Brother Hu, what's wrong? Don't you like going to the third group?" Sister Mina asked curiously.
Wu Hu shook his head without blinking, "What's the benefit of going to the third group? If possible, I would rather go to the sixth group."
Yahuazi and Tietie both looked at him with some doubts.
Lao Hu put his hands on his hips and was equally puzzled, "Why? The atmosphere in Group 6 is not very good."
Wu Hu spread his hands and said, "They are all Internet celebrities. I can barely be considered a big Internet celebrity now! When I reach the sixth group, I have the confidence! There is no need to fawn over those celebrities. How can I hug you if I hug their thighs?"
Are your thighs comfortable? The effect is not as good as yours."
"Fat Tiger, if you say that, I will be very embarrassed." Lao Hu complained helplessly, "It's obviously us holding your thighs!"
"So we call each other helping each other. I hold your thighs to rub against traffic, and you hold mine to rub against champions. We complement each other and support each other..."
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard this, especially when they remembered what the host Hu Xiaotian would say when he said that Fat Tiger was around. This guy really shamelessly admitted that he was the leader of the second team.
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Hu Xiaotian is right, you will indeed answer that way."
In the live broadcast room, netizens were also complaining about Wu Hu.
"Hahaha... Tiantian God predicted it, and Fat Tiger shamelessly admitted it."
"I thought he would be modest, but I was wrong. I underestimated his integrity!"
"To this day, there are still people who naively think that Fat Tiger has moral integrity, ha..."
…
There was a lot of excitement in the live broadcast room, but Yahuazi did not let Wu Hu go in the second group, "Wouldn't it be better to go to the third group? There are two beautiful girls over there!"
When Wu Hu heard this, he immediately laughed and thought: The little fox's tail finally couldn't help but show it! You still want to lie to me! The program team said that they would reply to them in the evening, how could they be notified now? Do you really think that the program team is talking about it?
It’s like putting p!
He now understood a little bit why Yahuazi and Tietie were willing to cooperate with Lao Hu and others to deceive him. They probably wanted to see his expression when he knew he was going to the third group.
Fortunately, Wu Hu could tell something was wrong with Nana's expression at a glance.
Normally, when she heard the sound of his return, Mina's eyes would definitely fall on him first. But today, she didn't, which is obviously a problem.
Wu Hu didn't know if Mina wanted to remind him or if her acting skills were really bad. But even if her acting skills were bad, she couldn't be blamed. After all, she hadn't learned acting yet. In front of this group of actors who had some acting skills, she
The performance is somewhat disjointed.
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "You don't understand this! Even if there are beautiful girls in the third group, no matter how beautiful they are, can they compare with you? Why should I ignore the more beautiful girls and run to see them?
Where are the pretty ones?"
Fortunately, he didn't express his ulterior thoughts before, otherwise if netizens knew about it, he would probably be labeled as a 'scumbag'.
He was not afraid of how the two girls in the third group would react after hearing his words. Anyway, he had no intention of pursuing them.
Lao Hu smiled unscrupulously and said, "You've been watching Sissi and the others for more than a month, and you're not tired of them. Aren't the three groups more fresh?"
The three girls all looked at Wu Hu in unison. Yahuazi and Tietie both had smiles on their faces, and they both knew how to hide their little thoughts.
Only Mina looked a little serious, which made Na's father feel a headache again. He knew that his little cabbage was already deeply involved and was in some trouble.
Wu Hu came to the river, washed his face, and said with a smile: "Ask their fans, such as Sissi's. They have been fans of Sissi for several years. Do they ever get tired of her?"
Although this answer did not satisfy Yahuazi and the others, at least Wu Hu did not fall into the pit dug by Lao Hu. But Wu Hu had no choice. Could he still show affection in front of thousands of viewers? Even if the audience
It doesn't matter, where are the three girls?
Wu Hu would not let this Shura field appear.
After smiling, Wu Hu said again: "Okay, stop digging holes for me. You can tell at a glance that this is another bad idea from you, Old Hu, right? It's not that easy to lie to me."
Lao Hu was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, just ask the program team."
He thought Wu Hu was deceiving him, so he continued to be tough.
Wu Hu sat by the river, took off his shoes, and stepped into the river with his socks on. A cool feeling came from under his feet, making him breathe out comfortably.
"Keep making it up!" Wu Hu said with a smile, "I really thought I couldn't see it!"
Zhan Langjing laughed and asked: "How did you see that? I feel that our acting skills are all top-notch! Even Nana, her expression is not unnatural, right?"
Wu Hu will naturally not betray Mina, not to mention, there are some things he cannot say. Do you want to tell netizens that sister Nana will keep staring at me when she sees me coming back?
He smiled and said: "It's a very simple judgment! The program team said they will give them the answer at night, so it will definitely be at night. Because many netizens have time to watch the live broadcast at night, the program team also needs traffic! The answer will be revealed now,
What else are you watching tonight?"
Zhan Langjing looked at Lao Hu, "Look, I just said you can't fool him!"
"Fat Tiger, have you ever tested your IQ?"
"Why are you testing that thing? IQ can't determine everything. Besides, no matter how smart you are, you will be fooled one day. I have been fooled several times before."
"Ha? Have you ever been fooled? Tell us and let us have fun." Old Hu said with a smile.
Wu Hu sat down by the river and recounted the past when he was deceived, "I once had a quarrel with a classmate. The guy couldn't win the argument, so he spoke harshly to me and told me not to leave after school if I could! I was also stunned at that time.
, I thought he wanted to continue arguing with me after school, but I didn’t expect that guy didn’t follow martial ethics and actually called his cousin, and the two of them blocked me in the classroom..."
"That's impossible! At that time, I was already a dragon fan and started practicing boxing. The two of us together would be a draw with me..."
In the live broadcast room, some netizens laughed and said: "Let me tell you a secret, I am the classmate who blocked Fat Hu in the classroom. He is bragging again."
"Hahaha... Make it up, keep making it up!"
"I'm really not making it up. My surname is Yang. If you have a chance in the future, you can ask him if the classmate who called his cousin to beat him up is surnamed Yang. Then you will know whether it is true or not."
"Damn it! You don't have martial ethics, but you actually swayed people, and you are still complacent here, but you did a great job! What happened next? How badly was Fat Tiger beaten? Was he so cheap before?"
"Hahaha...congratulations, well done!"
"He wasn't mean before, but he was also very annoying and made people want to beat him up. Because he was handsome, many girls were willing to get close to him, but he still looked like a stinker."
"This kind of person is indeed hated by people, and now he is even more hated!"
"But we dealt with him badly at that time. If a female classmate hadn't called the head teacher in the end, we could have beaten the shit out of him, hehehehe..."
"I'm afraid he will beat the shit out of you and your cousin now!"
"We have reconciled, we have reconciled a long time ago! We even had drinks after he graduated from college!"
"Hahaha... Such a desire to save life!"
…
Sister Mina had cleaned up the two small fishes and saw Wu Hu rubbing his big feet in the river without taking out his slippers, so she conveniently brought Wu Hu's slippers to him.
Although Lao Hu and the others did not boo, Mina's fans in the live broadcast room were quite amused, "Why does my wife have to be so humble as to carry Fat Hu's shoes?"
"I feel so sorry for my wife. If anyone forms a group to beat up Fat Tiger, count me in!"
"Add me one too!"
When Na's father saw this, he wanted to join in the fun, but Na's mother turned off his phone directly.
Na's father glanced at Na's mother and finally said: "It seems that we need to get in touch with that kid after this show is over!"
Na's mother laughed, "So what if he comes into contact? What do you want to say to him? Warn him to stay away from our daughter? I tell you, don't do anything wrong. If the warning is effective, there will be so many more
Scumbag? This is actually the stupidest way, it will only arouse your men's rebellious psychology..."
"I, can't I beg him not to hurt my daughter?"
"..."
…
Wu Hu thanked Mina. Mina wanted to take his smelly shoes back, but Wu Hu stopped her, "No, just let me do it by myself. They are full of smelly sweat..."
Mina said: "That's why I helped you get it. Do you want to use your hand that took the smelly shoes to make lunch for us?"
Wu Hu couldn't help but froze for a moment when he heard this, and the others laughed. Lao Hu said with a smile: "Nana is right, Fat Tiger, please remember to wash your hands later!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room were unable to complain.
"This reason is really hard to refute!"
"I feel that Mina is so humble. She even has to find a reason to help."
"Why does watching a survival show feel like watching a love variety show?"
"I think Mina is not suitable for Fat Tiger. Fat Tiger is too narrow-minded and Mina is too simple."
"Of course it's not suitable! That's my wife, Fat Tiger, get away from me!"
"Fat Tiger is a big scumbag. We all see Mina's little thoughts. Can't he? But he has never expressed his opinion..."
"If you don't express your stance, you are a scumbag? This is a live broadcast! How can Fat Tiger express his stance? What if it hurts Mina's heart and Mina directly withdraws from the competition?"
"..."
How did Wu Hu and the others know that these were just some of their daily trivial matters, which could actually allow netizens in the live broadcast room to make so many analyses?
He found two longer wooden sticks on the fence wall in the courtyard, then put his shoes on the wooden sticks to dry in the sun, then went to the river to wash his hands and started making lunch for everyone.
After Yahuazi finished washing the seashells, she asked: "Fat Tiger, do you want to notify the program team to come and pick up the food? Where is the rest? Do you want to exchange it?"
Wu Hu lit the fire and said: "Let me know! The remaining part can be converted into potatoes. This stuff makes people feel full."
Hearing this, Yahuazi said: "What if the player we choose then chooses to be lazy after seeing that we have food reserves?"
"So just like Lao Hu, choose someone you can supervise at will!" Wu Hu laughed, "Have you agreed on who to choose?"
Yahuazi nodded, "One is the old nonsense Tang Yu Xiaobao, and the other is the Wang Baobao you mentioned. As for the outdoor survival experts, Brother Jing doesn't think it makes much sense. Anyway, we have lived outdoors for so long, and we have basic outdoor survival knowledge.
I understand. If you find someone you are not familiar with, it will be difficult to supervise their work later."
"Who do you tend to choose?" Wu Hu asked.
Yahuazi shook his head and said: "I don't care, just look at them!"
"Okay, you go and inform the program team first!"
Yahuazi went to communicate with the program team, and Tietie came back with crabs and conches. There were quite a lot of crabs, but they were not big. The largest one was only as big as a palm.
Sister Tietie put the crabs into the pot to steam them and asked: "Brother Hu, if you were selected to go to another group, would you want to compete for the championship and get ten kilograms of supplies, or would you choose to be lazy?"
"It depends on the situation. If the other person is having a good life, then it's not a big deal to be lazy. If the other person is having a miserable life, then it's okay for me to continue to be lazy and let them go home early and enjoy a normal life.
A beautiful thing for adults.”
Hearing Wu Hu's answer, Sister Tietie couldn't help but laugh.
In the live broadcast room, some fans couldn't help but complain.
"Anyway, I just want to be lazy! And you say it so grandly."
"Members of the third group: listen to me, thank you..."
"I feel like the third group is going to be worse. This piece of shit like Fat Tiger is really not a thing! He obviously wants to cheat, but he still says it in such a high-sounding way."
"As expected, Fat Tiger is not a thing. He has a black heart. The third group is in dire straits!"
"Can you believe Fat Tiger's words? Maybe as soon as the two beauties from the third group act coquettishly towards him, he will surrender unprincipled, especially the busty girl from the third group..."
"That murder weapon is a real murderer. One look at it will make people want to run over it!"
"Please tell me clearly, what was used to crush it? With your head?"
"Is it a big head or a small head?"
"You can also crush it with your face!"
"Please drive in a civilized manner and no speed racing!"