Chapter 26 Brother Hu, what else is there that you won't know?
After stringing the bow, Wu Hu reached out and pulled the string. Suddenly, the bow was like a full moon, and the bow was bent, but it felt like it was about to break.
Wu Hu knew that he was too strong and the bow was too weak, so he needed to strengthen the bow. So he added pieces of wood to the handshake point in the middle of the bow, and wrapped it around with thin ropes to fix it.
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Feeling that Yahuazi's eyes were always on him, not on his hands, Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Qianqian, if you look at me like this, I will feel very uncomfortable."
Yahuazi chuckled and said, "What? Have you never been looked at like this by a girl?"
"I used to have it, but now I'm fat..."
"I'm curious, how did your ex-girlfriend abandon you?"
In the live broadcast room, countless viewers spoke: "Same curiosity +1"
Wu Hu was speechless: "Here we go again!"
Yahuazi said seriously: "People are always very curious about unknown things! You have to understand this mentality."
Countless viewers echoed Yahuazi's point of view in the live broadcast room, "That's right, that's right!"
Wu Hu thought about his past self. If someone went out of his way to investigate, those things could not be hidden. Instead of being exposed in the future, it would be better to explain it to himself now.
After thinking about it, he said: "Maybe it's because I used to be vain! Even though my family was very poor, I still pretended to be wealthy, spent generously, and made friends. When the illusion was exposed, I was beaten back.
Prototype, and then I feel shameless to see people..."
Yahuazi couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this. Is this the reason?
Wu Hu smiled and continued: "Human! It always takes some setbacks to grow up. Looking back now, I was indeed a bit of a jerk at that time, and I was a bit sorry for my family. I have many ways to go.
I had to choose, but I chose the simplest and stupidest option, cheating! No girl should be able to tolerate being cheated!"
Yahuazi thought for a while, nodded, and finally said: "Since you have repented, I believe she will come back to you after the show is over. Maybe you were really a jerk before, but now you are no longer
It’s getting better gradually, isn’t it?”
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Since we have separated, it is best not to meet again. If she is not doing well now, then I may feel sorry for her. But if she is living well now, wouldn't I be embarrassed?
?So it’s better to say goodbye, out of sight, out of mind.”
In the live broadcast room, countless viewers laughed wildly, "It's true in the world. It makes me sad to see you living a bad life. It makes me sad to see you living a better life than me."
"I'm afraid that you'll have a bad life, but I'm also afraid that you'll have a better life than me! Haha..."
"Do you men all have this kind of vanity and inferiority complex?"
"What do you mean by us men? Aren't you women the same?"
Soon, the building tilted.
Yahuazi covered her mouth and giggled, and finally asked: "If she comes to you and has a bad life, what are you going to do?"
"What else can I do? A broken mirror is hard to mend, and a broken mirror is hard to recover. I have already given up. Besides, love is not everything in life. We should focus on money!" Wu Hu shook his head and finally asked, "Why do I ask you these questions?"
Well, you’ve never been in love, so you don’t understand!”
Faced with Wu Hu's contempt, Yahuazi gritted her teeth fiercely, "It's amazing to have been in love! I've been in love so many times in the movie."
At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room was rising rapidly, which shows how much everyone gossips about gossip. Seeing Wu Hu despising Yahuazi, and seeing Yahuazi grinding his teeth in anger, everyone couldn't help but find it funny, and then looked forward to Yahuazi exposing her.
Personal gossip and so on.
"Ha! Those are all staged things, and there is a big difference between them and true feelings." Wu Hu tied the string, picked up another bow, and continued working on it, "But you are still young, and you are
Artist and star, you don’t have to worry about falling in love.”
"Oh, you sound like you are very old and experienced." Yahuazi said angrily: "You are still more than two months younger than me!"
Wu Hu laughed and said with a smile: "So what? I'm not bragging to you. I remember when I was in high school, I was a famous school girl. I don't know how many girls I rejected, let alone when I went to college.
I said it. In the past two years, I have gained weight, lost my appearance, and failed to show off my outstanding talents, so I gradually disappeared from everyone!"
Yahuazi moved her body and raised her head, "Come on, keep blowing!"
"I told you I didn't brag to you!"
"Then when did you learn these skills?" Yahuazi asked curiously.
"It's a long story." Wu Hu shook his head.
"Then you should make a long story short, such as your martial arts..."
"I've already said this before! I like Jeet Kune Do and follow Mr. Li Xiaolong's approach to various martial arts, Tai Chi, Bafeng, Xingyi, Baji... There are various sects. Although they are not authentic, they are
It's okay to learn some racket moves. Later, I taught myself Sanda and boxing. We were taught Sanda in the physical education class in college. Maybe I have some talent in this area, or maybe I am born with supernatural powers! It's just that I don't dare to fight.
, I’m afraid that this will bring trouble to my family, and that I’ll be disabled, and if I can’t afford the compensation, I still have to go in and sit there.”
Many viewers agree on this point. The consequences of the fight are too tragic.
"What about music?" Yahuazi asked again.
Wu Hu said with a smile: "It's not like after I went to college, I saw someone holding a guitar pursuing a handsome girl, and then I went to learn it myself! These are just for my own entertainment, but maybe my sense of music is not bad.
! Many things can be learned in one go. Alas! I can’t help it, I am too outstanding, just like the firefly in the dark night. Sometimes when I walk on the street, I am often afraid that I will be beaten because I am too outstanding..."
Hearing this, Yahuazi couldn't help but roll her eyes, "I want to hit you now!"
The audience in the live broadcast room began to echo wildly again, complaining about Wu Hu, feeling that this fat man really deserves a beating, this is completely ridiculous!
Wu Hu didn't care at all and just laughed, "Look, I'll just say it!"
Yahuazi asked again: "Have you ever had your IQ tested?"
"Why are you testing that thing?" Wu Hu said speechlessly: "I think testing that thing is a stupid thing, especially some IQ test questions that appear on the Internet. A lot of wisdom cannot be conveyed by those IQ questions, so
It has to do with your own knowledge and common sense.”
"That……"
"Stop it, we are not doing an interview show. When you become the host of an interview show in the future, come and interview me again! Now, I want to try the power of these two bows and arrows."
Wu Hu said, and tried to pull the bow string again, and the feeling that it was about to break was much less.
I picked up an arrow and tried it at a big tree not far away.
The wooden arrow flew out, making a "click" sound and inserting into the big tree.
He shot several more arrows in succession and hit the big tree.
"Fat Tiger, you said you have never learned archery before!"
Wu Hu shrugged, "I told you already! This bow and arrow are similar to a slingshot."
After twisting his neck, Wu Hu picked up the short spear again and threw it towards the big tree. With a bang, the short spear passed through the big tree and directly pulled off a piece of bark of the big tree.
Yahuazi looked at it and asked: "Brother Hu, is there anything else you can't do?"
"Yes! For example, giving birth to a baby!"
"..."
Seeing Yahuazi's speechless expression of rolling her eyes, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately became overjoyed, "Have you finished making Yahuazi's eye-rolling emoticon? I want it, send it quickly!"