Chapter 261 Is this a hidden weapon in a martial arts movie?
"Is there something going on?"
After finishing the story, Wu Hu smiled and looked at Big Wei.
Brother Dawei couldn't help but nodded slightly, and Zhao Niefeng on the side said: "This story probably won't pass the trial in the mainland. Not only is it a bit too dark, but also because it involves some officials in the officialdom, the higher-ups will definitely not give it to them. Passed."
Big Wei thought for a while and nodded, "The story is indeed a bit sensitive. The most important thing is that it is refreshing, but in the end it does not bring people a glimmer of hope. It is completely dark to the end. Even if it is released In Hong Kong, if you take the co-production route, it probably won’t be released in the mainland. Unless the background of the story is set in Southeast Asia..."
Wu Hu nodded and said: "I have also thought about this issue. I even thought about setting the background of the story to the Kimchi Country and then cooperating with them for filming..."
The officials of Kimchi Country don't care at all how the movies and TV shows try to slander them. After all, they have to listen to the words of those capitalists. In that country, capital is the most powerful person.
Brother Dawei nodded and said: "This approach is feasible, as long as you can convince the production company in Kimchi Country. But I guess they will compete with you for dominance."
Wu Hu smiled and said: "It's too early to say this now, we are still recording the show! Do you have any plans for this afternoon?"
At this time, everyone came back to their senses, yes! They are still recording the show!
So everyone opened the wheat again.
In the live broadcast room, there were voices scolding Wu Hu.
"Everyone, let's take a lunch break first! In the afternoon, we will be divided into three groups, each with two people, and we will go hunting in the mountains to pick wild vegetables. Fat Tiger, will you use a bow or a spear?"
Zhao Niefeng looked at Wu Hu as he spoke. After all, Wu Hu knew how to use short spears. They all knew that Wu Hu was carrying several short spears on his back during that hunting activity.
Just how accurate it is, they don't know very well.
"I don't need a bow and arrow. I'll just cut a few wooden drills and use them later."
"..."
Everyone just thinks that this guy is a bit perfunctory, he can't really be lazy, right?
Big Wei laughed directly, "Fat Tiger, you don't really want to be lazy, do you?"
"I have thought so!"
Wu Hu nodded directly, making everyone stunned and then laughed.
Zhao Niefeng smiled and said: "What about now? If you still want to be lazy, you might as well stay here and rest in the shelter, so as not to waste energy when you go out. We will treat you as a guest and come to our place for two days. Just be a guest."
What he said was indeed very arrogant. Compared with others, Wu Hu seemed a bit petty.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens applauded Zhao Niefeng and despised Wu Hu.
Wu Hu shook his head, "I can't be lazy anymore. The little food you have is not enough for me to feed my teeth. If I continue to be lazy, I will have to go hungry."
When everyone heard this, they didn't know what to say.
Brother Dawei laughed and scolded, "Then do we have to thank you for your good appetite?"
"There's no need to thank you. Hunting in the mountains depends on luck. It's hard to say whether you'll encounter prey or not. When I get back in the evening, I'll go diving in the sea a few times and catch a few big fish. Then I'll thank you."
Big Wei burst out laughing, "Now I kind of understand why the host said you're a very thick-skinned guy."
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard Brother Dawei's words.
Wu Hu didn't take it seriously and said, "Let's wait and see!"
In this way, Wu Hu integrated into the lives of the three groups.
After everyone tidied up, Zhao Niefeng took Wu Hu to the shelter to rest.
The shelters of Group 3 are not like those of Group 2. Their shelters are square, but the beds are also divided into two sides, one for girls and one for boys.
Zhao Niefeng pointed to an empty seat and said: "No one is sleeping in this seat, so you can sleep here!"
Wu Hu responded, put his backpack aside, and lay down directly.
Not long after, Wu Hu's snoring started to sound.
Brother Dawei said angrily: "This guy is really incompetent!"
Zhao Niefeng smiled and said: "This is good, it saves everyone the trouble of being polite!"
"That's true!"
As soon as he woke up, Wu Hu felt a little hungry.
But this has become the norm, and all he can do is tighten his belt.
After briefly washing up, Zhao Niefeng asked: "Fat Tiger, who do you want to form a team with?"
Wu Hu said nonchalantly: "Anything is fine! Just form your team as you normally would! I can just take the place of the plant expert in your team."
Brother Dawei shook his head and said: "That won't work. Xiaozhi usually teams up with Susu, but your survival ability is much stronger than Xiaozhi, so teaming up like this would be a bit of a waste."
"Brother Wei, are you really okay if you just say this? You obviously regard me as a tool!"
Brother Dawei smiled and said: "This is called value maximization! Susu, please team up with me! How about Yunyun teaming up with you?" He said and glanced at Zhang Yunyun.
Wu Hu nodded and said, "Okay!"
If possible, he would actually prefer to be with Lin Xiaoxiao. After all, Lin Xiaoxiao is not young at all and can wash his eyes on the road.
But he couldn't say this, lest people think he had bad intentions and might even hurt Zhang Yunyun invisibly. After all, Zhang Yunyun was not big.
After being divided into groups, Wu Hu asked for an axe, found a few small shrubs nearby, and cut out a dozen wooden blades as thick as chopsticks, which he used as disposable concealed weapons.
Looking at these chopsticks, everyone was quite speechless and felt that this guy was a bit perfunctory.
Wu Hu didn't explain much, put the wooden drills into his backpack, and left the shelter with Zhang Yunyun.
Zhang Yunyun followed him with a stick and a somewhat excited expression.
"Do you know where the pheasants hang out?" Wu Hu asked.
Zhang Yunyun nodded, "I know, I know, but I haven't seen those pheasants in and out for a long time. The meat we can find recently is all fish. Usually when we go into the mountains, we mostly pick wild fruits.
Order wild vegetables, but wild fruits depend on your luck, and there are fewer and fewer wild vegetables. Your group actually has extra food to exchange for vegetables..."
Speaking of this, Zhang Yunyun couldn't help but feel a little envious. The life of the second group was so good!
"Then take me there first and take a look. Be careful not to run into snakes on the way."
Zhang Yunyun nodded and finally said: "Poisonous snakes are okay. Brother Xiaozhi said that there are cauliflower snakes near us. Where there are cauliflower snakes, there are generally no venomous snakes."
Hearing this, the netizens in Wu Hu's live broadcast room burst into laughter, especially when they saw Wu Hu tutting his lips and looking like he had nothing to say.
The second group also had cauliflower snakes, but the two cauliflower snakes they encountered were mercilessly eliminated by Wu Hu. The first one was killed by the second group on the second day after they came to the island.
Obviously, the approach of the third group to keep the cauliflower snake was much wiser than that of the second group.
"Invisible complaints are the most deadly. Fat Tiger is speechless!"
"If the second group hadn't killed the two cauliflower snakes, would Shanfeng still have come to their shelter to steal the chicks?"
"I'm sorry, but with the size of that mountain wind, the cauliflower snake is in vain."
"King vs. king, the cauliflower snake will definitely not be able to defeat the mountain wind, unless it can crush the opponent due to its size."
…
Wu Hu followed Zhang Yunyun, chatting with each other. In the end, it seemed that there was nothing to talk about, and Zhang Yunyun brought up the song again.
She asked Wu Hu if she could sing a song he had written.
Wu Hu thought for a while, cleared his throat, and sang "Someone Like Me", which can be regarded as his famous song. Although it is a bit shameless, how can he have any shame!
After listening to this song, Zhang Yunyun understood that Wu Hu could indeed write songs, and he wrote very well. At this moment, she almost blurted out that she wanted Wu Hu to write a song for her. But in the end she
I held back, fearing that my suggestion would be too rude.
Under the courtesy exchange, Zhang Yunyun also sang some lovely songs. Wu Hu was the one who requested the songs, and the ones he requested were all the songs she had sung.
More than half an hour later, Zhang Yunyun led Wu Hu to a forest clearing, "This is it, but it has been many days since I saw a group of pheasants here."
Wu Hu estimated that he was frightened by their hunting and the pheasants migrated. So he checked around, hoping to find traces of the pheasants' migration.
Zhang Yunyun looked around for possible wild vegetables. However, along the way, they harvested very little. Not to mention mushrooms, wild vegetables were rarely seen.
Therefore, survival in the wild becomes more difficult the further you get to the back.
Wu Hu searched for the traces left by the pheasants in the bushes, but failed to find the pheasants. Instead, he found a milk tree first.
Without a shovel, Wu Hu had to use violence to pull out the milk tree. It was a pity that only some tiny roots were broken in the soil.
As a result, this movement directly disturbed a hare that was resting in the dark.
Wu Hu only felt a black shadow flash out of the corner of his eyes. When he turned around to look, the black shadow had already penetrated into another bush, which made Wu Hu feel a little unlucky.
But he still saw from the black figure that it was a gray rabbit.
He took the milk tree roots back to the place where the basket was placed, put the milk tree roots down, took out the wooden picks in the basket, pinned them to his waist, then held three sticks in his hand, and then began to look around for the wooden picks.
A hare is coming.
Moving hares are difficult to hunt, but Wu Hu wanted to try his throwing skills.
After all, a tenth-level throwing skill can already be considered a master of hidden weapons. If he can't handle a hare, he really loses the title of a tenth-level skill.
Zhang Yunyun saw Wu Hu coming back carrying a small tree root, and wanted to ask him if he had found any traces of the pheasant. However, she saw Wu Hu holding a wooden drill and crouching around to look around. She thought he had found it.
It was over! He didn’t dare to make a sound and moved towards him silently.
Just when he was about to reach Wu Hu, he stepped on a dead branch under his feet, and the clicking sound was a bit harsh. At the same time, Wu Hu's body suddenly rose up, and he threw it towards the bushes not far away.
, then he pulled out three wooden drills from his waist and threw them out.
At this time, Wu Hu fell back to the ground, stood up, and exhaled.
"Brother Hu, I, I didn't affect you, did I?" Zhang Yunyun felt guilty.
Wu Hu laughed, shook his head and said: "Fortunately, I shot that rabbit, otherwise you would have been the culprit for me not being able to hunt that rabbit, and the culprit for us not having roast rabbit meat to eat at night...
"
Zhang Yunyun could only blink her big eyes and open her small mouth, looking innocent, "I didn't mean it, I thought you found a group of pheasants..."
"It seems that you are not very smart!" Wu Hu said bluntly: "Since you think I have found a group of pheasants, why don't you run over here and disturb the pheasants?"
Zhang Yunyun opened her mouth again and began to doubt her IQ. But soon, she found that she was taken into the ditch by Wu Hu. The reason why she didn't care was just because he thought Wu Hu hunted with a wooden drill.
The method is a bit childish, just for show.
How could she know that the other party was really not bragging to them!
At this time, Zhang Yunyun had an image in her mind of Wu Hu rising up, quickly throwing out the wooden hammer, and then pulling it out and throwing it again before landing on the ground.
That action was really too fast.
At this time, in Zhang Yunyun's live broadcast room, many of her fans were a little stunned when they saw Wu Hu's heroic appearance at the moment when the rabbit rose and the falcon fell.
"It's fake! Is this a martial arts movie?"
"Although I know Fat Tiger is a bit powerful, this is too fierce!"
"Fat Tiger looks a bit perverted! With such a tall and strong body, his movements are so agile, and his jumping height is also a bit scary!"
…
In Wu Hu's live broadcast room, there was a scene of "Fuck, 666".
Then someone complained, "Fat Tiger, didn't you say you were going to be lazy? Working so hard is called laziness? If you hunt rabbits, can the other three groups not eat them?"
"But what can we do? We can't let ourselves go hungry too!"
"That's right! If something goes wrong due to hunger, the second team will be finished. How can the remaining Jingge be able to stand up? He can't stand it at all!"
"No, do you take Fat Tiger's words seriously? Is one of that guy's ten sentences true? He's just trying to fool us, the audience, who have nothing to do with him."
"Who says there's nothing we can do against him? I've decided that I will never support him when he films in the future. I will force him to come back and resume his old career!"
"That's right, force him to write songs and become a songwriting tool!"
"Haha...you are so bad! I like it so much!"
…
Zhang Yunyun walked forward with an anxious mood.
At this time, Wu Hu had already turned around and walked over, picking up the rabbit on the ground.
I saw three wooden picks piercing the hare's body, and one of them went directly through the rabbit's neck. This made Zhang Yunyun suddenly feel unbelievable.
Is this a hidden weapon in martial arts movies?
She thought of scenes where martial arts masters used chopsticks as hidden weapons.
A chopstick can pierce a rabbit's throat. Although the front end of the chopstick is sharpened, it is still just a small wooden hammer!
What kind of power can penetrate the rabbit's throat so easily?
What if this hidden weapon was pierced into a person? Would it be as scary as a bow and arrow?
Wu Hu at this time, in Zhang Yunyun's eyes, is a mysterious martial arts master. This man is too powerful! How much else does he have?