Chapter 267 Do You Mean Trying To Collect The Corpse?
When they saw the rescue team coming, Zhan Langjing and the others completely believed the cameraman's statement. If Fat Tiger hadn't really encountered a shark, how could the rescue team be dispatched?
As for why the rescue team continued to visit them after seeing that they were safe, even though they could return early, Wu Hu felt, "Director Zhao, you want to tell me through this rescue team that I don't want to go back."
If you continue to do those dangerous things, the rescue team will never have time to rescue you, right?"
Hearing Wu Hu ask this, everyone couldn't help but be stunned, and then laughed.
The rescue team members felt that Wu Hu was complaining about their speed, so they smiled and said: "Fat Hu, it will take time for us to come here, and the plane can't arrive in time! Don't do these dangerous things next time, so as not to
We really can’t rescue him.”
In the live broadcast room, thousands of netizens couldn't help laughing.
"Fat tiger is really a dog, this brain circuit is different."
"Why can Fat Tiger think of this? Shouldn't we be touched by the efforts made by the program team for their safety?"
"You mean trying to come over and collect the body?"
"Haha... are you going to be so damaging!"
"It will take time for the rescue team to arrive! Even if we call the police, we still have to allow the police officers time to respond, right?"
"Fat Tiger, this piece of shit, plays with his heartbeat every time. I'm really afraid that next time, he will really play himself out! Fat Tiger, take it easy! Although we like to complain about you, it is because of the depth of love and the deep responsibility.
!We are all doing this for your own good!”
"No! Just represent yourself, don't add 'we', thank you!"
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After bidding farewell to the several master divers in the rescue team and the tool photographer who had tricked him, Wu Hu and the others walked towards the shelter carrying the fish.
Lao Hu was carrying Wu Hu's backpack and asked: "Fat Hu, how big is that shark?"
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "It's actually not big, only about one meter!"
"What kind of shark is it? Great white shark?" Milkcha Lun asked.
"No, it's a hammerhead shark. It has a flat head and looks like a hammer from the front, so it's also called a hammerhead shark." Wu Hu explained, "This kind of shark is indeed quite ferocious.
, but this one is relatively small, and he is not stupid. How could he not run away when he encounters someone obviously larger than him? Mr. Photographer is deliberately trying to trick me!"
Zhan Langjing smiled and said: "They are caring about you, but you still say they are trying to trick you. Be careful when you look back and they will say you bit Lu Dongbin, you don't know a good heart!"
"I think he might have been unhappy when he saw me killing a grouper that might be worth tens of thousands, so I want you to scold me and help him relieve his anger!"
"What? Tens of thousands of groupers? Which one?" Old Hu suddenly became excited when he heard this, "What kind of fish is so expensive? Is it more delicious than wild large yellow croaker?"
Zhan Langjing and Milk Cha Lun also looked at Wu Hu. Although they were not short of money, especially Milk Cha Lun, he had never eaten a fish that cost tens of thousands!
Wu Hu raised the Neptune Grouper in his hand, "This is it, it looks beautiful!"
"It looks a bit like scrambled eggs with tomatoes!" Lao Hu complained.
Immediately, some netizens complained, "Oh my God, tomato scrambled eggs! Don't you know this thing? You don't know the goods!"
"Don't tell me, Lao Hu described it very aptly. It's just like scrambled eggs with tomatoes!"
"It's normal for people who don't have a hobby of keeping ornamental fish to understand! I heard that Lao Hu likes cats, not ornamental fish."
“The tomato scrambled eggs are so expensive! I can’t afford it!”
"This is a deep-sea fish. It is difficult to catch and has ornamental value. It is normal that you cannot afford to eat it."
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Wu Hu nodded and said: "Don't underestimate this scrambled egg with tomatoes. I heard it's expensive! The photographer said it's worth tens of thousands, but I don't know if he's bragging!"
"Whether there is bragging or not, this thing is definitely expensive, Fat Tiger, you are such a waste of money!" Lao Hu shook his head and sighed, "It feels like what we are eating tastes like banknotes!"
Wu Hu said with a smile: "If I don't hunt it, the hammerhead shark will kill it. Although I don't know much about the ornamental value of this thing, it is indeed very expensive! And the photographer gave me a shark repel."
Potion, I have that thing with me, so there is no need to worry at all!"
As a result, Milkcha Lun said, "Does this count as cheating?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be stunned, and then laughed.
Zhan Langjing said with a smile: "What else? If you encounter a shark and don't give it a shark repellent, do you really want to go and dance with the shark? It is the job of the program team to drive away the shark!"
Indeed, although the program team needs popularity, it will not really put the contestants into dangerous situations. Unless they commit suicide like Fat Tiger, the rescue team will not be able to rescue them.
Like the last time he encountered the king cobra, Wu Hu could have just called the show crew to catch it. But Wu Hu, who relied on his unique snake-catching skills, had no such idea at all and just did it himself. Under normal circumstances,
He will definitely be criticized by the program crew.
But before the rescue team arrived, he had already captured the king snake.
A few people chatted and returned to the shelter. Wu Hu ran to take a shower, but Lao Hu took the Neptune Grouper and started showing off with the three girls.
Because of this, Wu Hu's encounter with the shark was completely betrayed by him, which made the three girls worried and angry.
Of course, there is also a hint of pride that is not easy to detect.
That's the man they like! He's really awesome! But he just likes to seek death, which makes people angry just thinking about it! Don't you worry that others will worry about him?
So, when Wu Hu came back from taking a shower, he was greeted by three pairs of worried and reproachful eyes. As soon as Wu Hu saw their looks, he knew that they knew.
"Brother Hu, have you really encountered a shark?" Mina took the lead and asked.
Yahuazi followed up, "Fat Tiger, don't you know what it means to be afraid? If we accidentally get injured and are eliminated, what will we do?"
Wu Hu could tell that Yahuazi's words had two meanings, one was 'what should our second group do' and the other was 'what should I do'.
It's just that Yahuazi couldn't express the latter meaning in public, so she could only express her dissatisfaction and worry with small eyes.
At this time, her little eyes are actually very funny.
Fortunately, Wu Hu was not wearing a miniature camera at this time, otherwise her little look might have been captured in the live broadcast room.
If there weren't other people present, Wu Hu would have wanted to take her into his arms and love her. If he was clearly caring about people, why did he say it so fiercely?
After Yahuazi, Sister Tietie also said, "Next time you encounter such a dangerous thing, just leave it to the rescue team of the program team to solve it! Eliminating danger is originally one of their jobs, but don't do it again
Here comes the fool!"
When she said this, Sister Tietie had a hint of pleading in her eyes.
Obviously, Sister Tietie is also very worried about him.
Being cared for by three girls at the same time gave Wu Hu a sense of accomplishment and vanity, not to mention the feeling of being on top of things.
Therefore, he readily agreed.
Anyway, whether you will change it next time depends on the situation, so don’t be stubborn with them yet.
After Wu Hu 'calmed' their worries, Lao Hu asked: "Fat Hu, shall we eat this expensive grouper tonight?"
Wu Hu said with a smile: "Of course! It won't be new until tomorrow. I heard that someone at the foot pot chicken where Xiaoli was doing well... made it into sashimi..."
Although Wu Hu didn't understand the ornamental value of this thing, he knew that when it was made into sashimi, it was extremely expensive.
"It's better to steam it before eating it!" Zhan Langjing shook his head and sighed, "Our physiques have become weaker, and our gastrointestinal digestion ability is probably also weakening... I'm talking about us, Fat Tiger, forget it. If you are not careful,
If gastrointestinal function is disturbed, it will be troublesome."
Yahuazi also nodded and said: "Eating sashimi also requires dipping sauce, but we don't have any."
Sister Mina said: "We still have some soy sauce and vinegar."
"Okay! Let's steam it!"
Wu Hu took the grouper and several other sea fish to the river to deal with them.
Old Hu asked: "Pang Hu, do you want to light a fire to smoke the fish?"
"Let's make it raw! Smoke half of it and eat it tomorrow morning, otherwise we'll really have to use rice."
As Wu Hu spoke, he scraped the scales on the grouper with a saber, and asked again: "Didn't I tell you not to waste your energy? Why are you building roads again?"
After returning, Wu Hu discovered that a gravel road had been paved in the yard.
Speaking of this, everyone couldn't help laughing. Lao Hu touched his nose and said with a proud face: "Isn't there a free labor force coming to our group?"
Wu Hu couldn't help laughing when he heard this, "Old Hu, be careful that your good gay friend breaks up with you!"
Lao Hu said confidently: "That won't happen! He is not the only one who has been punished by me, and he will not hold a grudge. He is an Aries boy, bold and enthusiastic, not a Scorpio like you!"
"You are discriminating, do you know that?" Wu Hu laughed and scolded, "I don't know who the devil is, but he is dissing us Scorpios all day long. We are also very sincere and enthusiastic, okay?"
"Yes, yes, you don't hold grudges at all, you are open-minded and generous..."
"Are you secretly calling me fat again? Look, you also hold a grudge!"
Watching the two of them insulting each other, going back and forth and hurting each other, many netizens in the live broadcast room showed aunty smiles and moved small stools to eat melon seeds.
"Sure enough, it's only fun when Fat Tiger and Lao Hu are together!"
"Tang Yu Xiaobao is too honest. He is completely overpowered by Old Hu and is no match for him."
"Indeed! Only a fat tiger with an equally thick face and a dark heart can compete with Lao Hu!"
"You are so thick-faced and mean-spirited, you are obviously a bitch! Two little bitches!"
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It didn't take long for Wu Hu to finish the fish. The expensive one was used for steaming, and the rest was used to make fish soup, and he added some dried mushrooms, dried fungus, and dried vegetables.
At this time, Zhan Langjing and Milk Cha Lun also came back from the bath, and asked him about his situation in the third group, as well as the current situation of the third group, and at the same time they started smoking fish.
Wu Hu put the fish into the wooden trough that was used as a steaming plate, dripped some soy sauce and vinegar on it, and put it into the pot. Although the water in the pot was not boiling yet, it was already steaming.
While Wu Hu was busy, he casually explained the situation of the three groups, and finally said: "I feel that I went there this time to help the enemy. Not only did I find a lot of food for them, but I also taught them the skills of diving and hunting fish. However,
With their physical abilities, the situation won’t be too good.”
After a pause, he continued: "It's just that there is a soldier sister in the third group. She is the amateur girl that no one pays much attention to. She is a retired female soldier who has carried a gun and performed missions. She is in the mountains and forests.
The survival ability in the team is very strong. If there is anyone from the three groups who will become our strong competitor, it should be this young lady."
Yahuazi asked with a smile: "You, the savior, went to their side, and Miss Zhang Yunyun didn't express her gratitude to you?"
Hearing this, several other people looked at Wu Hu with a smile. After all, they could feel the sourness in it. It was okay to watch this kind of love drama.
Wu Hu glanced at her and found that Mina next to him had stopped peeling the mango. The saber he had just used to kill the fish was thrown into the pot by Wu Hu and scalded for a while, and Mina took it to peel the mango.
At this time, Mina's beautiful eyes glanced at him from time to time.
"How else can I express my gratitude? Haven't you already thanked me a long time ago?" Wu Hu looked speechless and spread his hands, "Although I am very handsome, I usually see people in cars, flowers in flowers, and aunts and aunts in each other's eyes.
Everyone will praise them..."
"Fat Tiger, let's get to the point! Stop boasting, it's so shameless!" Lao Hu directly interrupted his boasting mode, "My mother is embarrassed to praise me like that!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
"The point is, she invited me to sing, and she also said she would give me a share of top songwriters. I suspected that she wanted to express her gratitude to me, so I refused."
Milk Cha Lun smiled and said: "Why refuse such a good thing? If you think you are taking advantage of her, then write a good song and help her become famous. Isn't this a win-win situation?"
In fact, Zhang Yunyun has become famous now. Although those scumbags in the past still slandered her, more and more people like her.
Yahuazi was also a little surprised and said: "If you get this opportunity, if she uses your songs to gain a foothold in the music world again, wouldn't you become a top songwriter? Such a good thing
You don’t want the opportunity? You’re stupid!”
Wu Hu looked as if he was in a daze, and said with his fist, "Yes! Why didn't I think of that! Sissi, you are so smart! Okay! I will promise her the next time I see her."
"..."
Seeing Wu Hu's temper changing so quickly, Yahuazi felt that she seemed to have been deceived by this damn fat tiger. This damn fat tiger should have been waiting for her here for a long time!
Thinking of this, Yahuazi felt that Fat Tiger would not have thought of this, and the reason why he did not agree directly was probably because he wanted to use her mouth to say it.
You damn fat tiger is so cunning!
Yahuazi sharpened her teeth.
Milk Tea Lun and the others were also stunned for a moment before they gradually came to their senses.
Then he secretly gave Wu Hu a thumbs up, "Damn Fat Tiger, you're a cow!"