Chapter 269: Fat Tiger: If you don't listen, don't listen! Bastard chant sutras!
Wu Hu finished his boxing session and cooked a pot of fish soup for everyone. After everyone had washed up and was preparing to have breakfast, the intercom in the shelter rang.
After Yahuazi ran to pick him up, the host Hu Xiaotian's voice rang on the intercom, "Hello everyone, this is the program team, I am the host Hu Xiaotian..."
"This is the second team, I'm Sissi, what can I do?"
"Hey! Hello everyone, I am Awei from the third group..."
From the walkie-talkie, three groups of Big Wei's voices came, but they were fainter than Hu Xiaotian's, as if they had passed through a filter.
Obviously, each of their groups was dragged into a 'group chat' by Hu Xiaotian again.
"Hello everyone, I am a baby of a group..."
Wu Hu complained: "Baby, who the hell is not a baby anymore!"
"Hahaha……"
A burst of laughter came from the walkie-talkie. Suddenly, the voices of each group member rang one after another on the walkie-talkie, making the group chat a little noisy.
After everyone laughed for a while, Hu Xiaotian's voice sounded again, "Hello everyone! Here's the thing. According to statistics, after twelve hours of voting, the vote rankings of the six contestants who participated in the event last weekend have now been released."
In the main live broadcast room, many netizens found it quite boring, because the rankings of the contestants on the website were the results of their own votes.
At this time, they seemed to have entered some kind of sage time, and they just wanted to see what kind of expression Fat Tiger would have when he got the answer.
Do you think it’s weird? Why isn’t I the champion?
Thinking of this, many netizens started to "give, give, give".
"Which team is the champion? Is it us?"
Yahuazi asked confidently, and then glanced at Wu Hu.
They have always been champions in the second group and have won five consecutive championships. So is it not normal to win six consecutive championships?
What's more, Fat Tiger did a lot of good things in the third group and even hunted a big fish for the third group. After suffering such a big injustice, isn't it enough for him to win the championship?
But Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "The championship this time is not from the second group. You can look forward to it! Fat Tiger, do you feel a little confused?"
Wu Hu nodded and said: "I am indeed a little confused! Could it be that the things I did in the third group were not enough for me to win the championship? Didn't everyone get lazy this time?"
When it comes to being lazy, many players burst into laughter.
Hu Xiaotian didn't give them time to expand on the lazy matter, and said directly: "I'll just announce the next three! The last one is the six groups of mountain tanks."
Wu Yue and his three teammates from the fourth group laughed silently and bitterly.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also complaining, "This guy didn't even participate!"
"So there's nothing wrong with it, the mountain chariot is indeed the last one, haha..."
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In the comments made by netizens, Hu Xiaotian directly announced the bottom three. Except for the last mountain tanker, the second to last one was a group of survival experts heading to the fifth group.
This guy really went to be lazy, because there was no Yahuazi in the fifth group, no Zhang Yunyun, and no Lin Xiaoxiao...there was no way to get him excited.
So in the fifth group, the survival expert in one group was lazy and succeeded. Although it didn't give people a very excessive feeling, there was no outstanding performance.
So, he became the second best.
The bottom three are the four groups of survival experts selected by one group.
This guy is also lazy and successful. Although he is not excessively lazy, he is definitely not diligent. Netizens can't stand it.
"As for the third place, it is the botanists from the third group..."
Xiaozhi, a botanist from the third group, was selected by the sixth group and went there. He originally thought about being lazy. After all, even if he was not lazy, these contestants did not know how diligent they needed to be to get a good one.
A little bit of ranking.
Therefore, instead of wasting energy and possibly doing useless work in the end, it would be better to be lazy at the beginning and save some energy.
But when people asked him about relevant botany knowledge, he couldn't help but refuse to answer.
As a scholar, he would not even dare to lie when asked about relevant professional knowledge, for fear that he would accidentally mislead others.
Therefore, as people asked more questions, he gradually responded more and more, which provided an opportunity for the members of the six groups to learn about herbal medicine.
Netizens voted because of this. Although Xiaozhi is very passive, his knowledge of herbal medicine has made at least six group members gain a lot.
"Then, the champion this time will be the fifth group!" Lao Hu said suddenly, then looked at Fat Tiger with a guilty conscience, coughed slightly, "Xiaobao, I just said that Sixth Brother will not cheat you!
Look, the champion of this event will be you!"
Peng Li tried to hear Old Hu's voice on the walkie-talkie, and remembered what Hu Xiaotian had said to them before, and then realized that he was indeed the champion this time.
After all, the other four rankings have come out, and only he and Pang Hu are left. And just now Hu Xiaotian said that Pang Hu is not the champion this time, so who else can be the champion?
When he heard this answer, Wu Hu's expression didn't change much. After all, Peng Lili came to their group and really moved a lot of stones for their group.
In comparison, my work in the third group was much easier.
Of course, if we really want to compare their contributions to the group they were in at that time, Wu Hu would really not be afraid of Peng Qiandu. But there is really no need to be so serious.
What's more, this is the result selected by netizens. Can he still blatantly scold the audience this year as a bastard audience and the netizens as netizens?
"Fat Tiger, do you have anything to ask?"
Wu Hu smiled and said nothing, but the host Hu Xiaotian was looking for trouble.
Wu Hu shook his head and said: "No! I can actually understand why Brother Yu Yan can win this championship. In fact, if he didn't win the championship, I would be a little uneasy. After all, Lao Hu selected him into our second group
Come, it ended up screwing him up quite badly. Although he and Lao Hu are brothers, Lao Hu is now our teammate, so he is also his competitor."
Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "Have you ever thought that if you can't win this championship, it's actually because the netizens are maliciously backstabbing you and deliberately not voting for you?"
Wu Hu suddenly burst into laughter, "How could I think so? Everyone has the right to choose freely! Who they want to vote for, isn't that their freedom? I'm not money, how can I be liked by everyone?
Me? Even if it’s banknotes, there may be some strange people who are not interested in money, and maybe there are some who have never touched money!”
When Hu Xiaotian saw that Wu Hu had lost his mind, he smiled and said: "No, no, no, that's not the case. I have some screenshots of the comments posted by netizens during the live broadcast. I'll read them to you!"
Wu Hu knew that the other party would definitely have bad things to say, so he stood up and shook his head, "If you don't listen, don't listen, you bastard is chanting sutras!" After saying that, he got up with a bowl of fish soup and came to sit down at the stone table in the courtyard.
When all the teammates saw Wu Hu's appearance, they couldn't help laughing.
Although the members of the other groups did not see Wu Hu's movements, they heard Wu Hu's "bastard chanting sutra", and their smiles suddenly became unbearable.
When many netizens saw Wu Hu's evasive look, they couldn't help laughing, "Did Fat Hu have a premonition of something bad? So he got up and ran away."
"This is the most willful guest I have ever seen. Fat Tiger is doing an interview!"
"Haha... Fat Tiger is probably afraid of being autistic! He doesn't even dare to listen!"
"Before, I said I could understand Tang Yu Xiaobao winning the championship, but now, I still can't accept it! Haha... It's true that Fat Tiger is not telling the truth!"
"Ignore the rest, Tiantian, hurry up and let Fat Bao sing! That song "You Can't Beat Me!" doesn't have a melody yet! Hurry up!"
"Same request, same request..."
"Haha... You guys are devils! You are stabbing Fat Tiger in the back, and at the same time you want Fat Tiger to sing to you. You are not such a bully."
"..."
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Seeing Wu Hu like this, Zhan Langjing smiled and said, "Host, you read it first, and we'll listen and see if we need to tell him."
In fact, the distance is not very far. With Wu Hu's ears, he can hear it completely.
So, Hu Xiaotian started reading the manuscript.
"It's not because Fat Tiger is not good enough, it's because my husband is too pitiful. He was bullied badly by Lao Hu and desperately needs our comfort!"
"I'm not doing it for anyone, but Fat Tiger dares to ask my wife to squeeze his shoulders, so I will never let him have an easy time! Shameless fat thief, please take a righteous stab in the back from me!"
"I agree! I can't bear it! My wife Mina actually smiled at him, he deserves to die!"
"There's no reason. Anyway, it's okay to stab Fat Tiger in the back!"
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Listening to the speeches of these netizens read by Hu Xiaotian, all the contestants couldn't help laughing, and the intercoms could be heard bursting into laughter from the contestants in each group.
"I never thought that Fat Tiger would become a public enemy one day!" Wang Baobao laughed and said: "Fat Tiger, what on earth have you done that is so outrageous? Even netizens have to unite to boycott you and wipe out what you should have done.
Your champion!"
Wu Hu hugged the big bowl, looked up and sighed: "Maybe it's because we have won too many championships! There is no way! People who are not jealous are mediocre, who told me that I am so outstanding? Just like fireflies in the night, yes
So distinct, so outstanding..."
When everyone saw that he was bragging again, they couldn't hold back and laughed.
After a pause, Wu Hu added: "In addition, I suspect that Tiantian you are deliberately scolding me. Why do you single out those comments that scold me? I don't believe there are no people who support me."
Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "Of course there are people who support you, otherwise you wouldn't be able to get second place. But in comparison, this time it was the audience and netizens who didn't let you win the championship. You were stabbed in the back by your fans. They said
This act is a 'backstab of justice', what does this mean?"
Brother Dawei laughed and said: "Fat Tiger, tell me how unpopular you are! I've been playing the villain all day long, and I'm probably better than you."
What else can Wu Hu say about this?
If he is targeted by the program crew, he can still find ways to confront the program crew.
But this is a backstabbing from the fans! Can we accuse these fans of not being ethical and actually backstabbing? Can’t we afford it? Little hot chick!
Can you make sense with those ‘irrational’ fans?
Wu Hu was suspicious, so he asked: "Host Tiantian, what's the reward for runner-up?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "You can call me Xiaotian, or you can call me Brother Tian. Please don't add a host at the end. It sounds like I am a monk somewhere."
After joking, Hu Xiaotian added: "Yes, there will be ten kilograms of supplies for the champion, eight kilograms of supplies for the runner-up, and five kilograms of supplies for the third place. There will be no rewards for the other three."
In the past, the last three would give two kilograms of supplies as a consolation, but now, this consolation prize is gone. It can be seen that the program team has gradually started to take it seriously.
In fact, speaking of it, it is indeed time to get serious. After all, it has been a month and a half, forty-five or six days. If they just hold on, they can break through fifty days.
Let’s take a look at the current complexion of the members of each group! Although some of them are not very good, overall, they look much better than the players who live alone in the wilderness.
It can be seen that their desert island survival show is indeed not very difficult.
It is estimated that those masters who often challenge the wilderness will not help laughing when they see the clumsy survival behavior of most contestants in the show! What the hell is this!
After hearing this answer, the contestants in groups 1,463 and 3 suddenly felt an invisible pressure coming towards them. Is the program team finally going to take action?
While everyone was guessing, Hu Xiaotian said: "While everyone is here, let me reveal to you that next week...no, this weekend, the event will be a competition between each group to learn various survival skills. You can
Be proficient in it beforehand…”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but fell silent with some doubts.
Today is only Monday, and there are still five days before the weekend. Let me tell you now. Isn’t this meant to keep people awake and keep them thinking about it every day?
If you think too much, you will easily become confused!
Let me tell you intuitively that the program team probably has no good intentions!
After all, the show crew has tricked everyone quite a few times.
"By the way, Fat Tiger, netizens have another request. I want to hear you sing the song "Can't You Beat Me!". I'd like to find a chance to sing it for everyone!" Hu Xiaotian added.
When Wu Hu heard this, he immediately hummed, "You stabbed me in the back and you still want me to sing. Do you think I'm easy to bully? Or do you think I'm stupid and naive?"
Hu Xiaotian coughed lightly and said, "Is there a possibility that the people who want to hear you sing this song are actually the netizens who voted for you?"
"..."
Seeing Wu Hu's speechless look, netizens burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.
"Tiantian, well done!"
"I finally made Fat Tiger speechless, beautiful!"
"Is there a possibility that what Tiantian said is true?"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
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Wu Hu coughed lightly and said, "I know! But singing this song requires a good mood. I can't sing it now! I'll find a chance to sing it again in the future!"
After the 'group chat' ended, everyone in the second group of shelters looked at each other, and finally looked at Wu Hu who was standing in the stone table circle in the courtyard.
Then Zhan Langjing came out with a big bowl, took off his slippers, and stepped on the stone bench with his bare feet, "Fat Tiger, what do you think of that event?"
Others also followed, but they were not as bold as Zhan Langjing.
Milk Tea Lun curiously asked: "Have you written a new song again? What new song? Why don't you sing a few lines and listen to it first?"
Wu Hu coughed lightly and said: "Singing aside, I'm not in the mood to sing that song right now. As for the activity, the program team probably wants everyone to master their survival skills so that they won't worry about it during the competition.
The scene was too ugly.”
After a pause, he added: "Of course, it is also possible that I hope to use this to make everyone nervous, accelerate the loss of physical energy, and cause the state to decline."
After hearing this, everyone nodded slightly and agreed with Wu Hu's inference.
Sister Tietie said: "I don't know if the competition will be based on drawing lots, or if we designate our own players to compete. If it is drawn by lots, it will only depend on luck."
Lao Hu said: "Since we are asked to become proficient in skills, we should directly let us compete in strength. Otherwise, if we are unlucky, what is the use of being proficient in skills?"
Wu Hu said: "No matter what the program crew reminds us, we should still eat and drink and stay the same to cope with the changes. Believe me, the program crew will definitely not give us any more good things. Whether we can win the championship is another question.
What's the matter? We're not short of food for the time being, but if it doesn't work, we can continue to cause trouble to the few remaining banana trees."
Mina said: "Brother Tiger, what should we do after destroying the banana tree cores? There aren't many banana trees left!"
"Don't be afraid, there are jackfruits! If that doesn't work, we can still exchange them with fish. If we can catch a big fish, we can exchange them for fish heads and fish bones. It's no problem at all."
"..."
In the live broadcast room, netizens were speechless for a while, "Fat Tiger is ready to become a human again!"
"When exchanging fish heads and bones, will it be treated as fish meat or shellfish by default?"
"Fat Tiger is trying to find a way to take advantage of the show crew again, haha..."
"I guess the program team will not accept his inappropriate suggestion. If he wants to change it, he has to replace it with a whole fish. Otherwise, he will be taken advantage of."