Chapter 277 Whoops! Fat Tiger, treat yourself like a human being!
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Wu Hu did go into the water, although he didn't think that a murder would happen in this place. Moreover, even if a murder occurred, it is estimated that the body would not float to their island. How could the murderer be so stupid and not be on the body?
Tie something heavy?
If it doesn’t work, you can completely separate it and feed it to the fish again!
Of course, Wu Hu didn't think that he thought so because he had the potential to be a perverted murderer. Rather, he had watched too many movies and TV dramas, so he could naturally fit into certain plots.
But the world is so big and full of wonders, what if it is true?
Or maybe some unlucky guy went out to sea and fell into the water? So Wu Hu was going to go over and check the situation.
Not long after, Wu Hu swam to the body. The body was wearing a black office suit, black silk on its feet, and its black hair was spread out.
After observing its surroundings, Wu Hu breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to turn it over. This was not a real person, but a simulation model.
Seeing this, Wu Hu laughed and pointed the camera lens on his forehead at the beautiful face, "Look! It's still a mixed race! I don't know what kind of setbacks it has experienced, and it can actually float on the sea.
,Was she abandoned by her master?"
After being stunned for a moment, Wu Hu laughed again, "It can't be the big figure bought by some big brother from the program team! This hobby is quite private. Hey, brother, are you watching our live broadcast? You
My friend may be lost, do you want to come and claim it?"
When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they also breathed a sigh of relief, and then couldn't help laughing when they heard Wu Hu's pointed remarks.
"It's really possible that it belongs to a staff member of the program team. Otherwise, why would this thing float to their island?"
"That's right! And looking at the clothes, they are obviously new. They shouldn't have been soaked in sea water for a long time!"
"I like this hobby!"
"This is my favorite model too! Unfortunately, it's a bit expensive!" "How much does it cost? Do you need a month's salary?"
"If you look at the average wage in Beijing, half a month's salary should be enough!" "Is it vulgar? Is it disgusting?"
"You are noble, you are amazing...Woah!"
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Wu Hu put his hand through the plastic of the model and said with a smile: "Take it back to tease them!"
In the live broadcast room, many netizens burst out laughing after hearing this, "Fat Tiger, be a human being! What should I do if I scare them out?"
"How could they be so careless? It was just a joke at most." Just like that, Wu Hu took the dummy and swam back towards the shore. People from afar gathered around the shore and stretched out their arms.
Looking around his neck, Zhan Langjing asked loudly: "Pang Hu, what's going on? Is he a real person?" Wu Hu coughed lightly, "Old Hu, do you know artificial respiration?"
Lao Hu responded: "Yes! What's wrong? That person is still alive? He can't be a staff member of the program team! Program team, have you seen it? Send the medical team over quickly!"
When he came to the shallow water, Wu Hu directly lifted the model up horizontally, stepped on a string of water splashes, and quickly came to the shore, "Give way, don't stand around, Lao Hu, hurry up and prepare..."
After hearing this, everyone looked nervous and dispersed, allowing Wu Hu to put the person on the ground.
At this time, a piece of hair just blocked the model's face. Lao Hu quickly squatted down, reached out to pull the hair off the model's face, and then reached out to pinch the other person's cheek to confirm whether there was anything else in the other person's mouth.
foreign body.
As a result, he was stunned by this pinch, "Oh shit! Fat Hu, just treat yourself as a human being!" Wu Hu, who was sitting on the ground, couldn't help laughing when he heard this.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also laughed when they saw Lao Hu's speechless expression.
Zhan Langjing and Yahuazi looked at the figure on the ground, were stunned for a moment, and then started laughing. Yahuazi reached out and patted Wu Hu's broad shoulder, and laughed and cursed: "Why are you so annoying! I was really scared just now.
We thought it was real!"
Mina nodded in agreement, "I thought it was true too!"
Everyone laughed and cursed in a happy mood. At the end, Zhan Langjing laughed and said: "This thing looks like it hasn't been soaked in the sea for long! Who does it belong to?"
Yahuazi whispered, "You must not be a serious person!" Mina and Tietie both agreed.
Lao Hu laughed and said, "Do you think it belongs to someone from the program team?"
Wu Hu nodded and said: "This possibility is very high!" As he said, he looked at the three girls who were constantly criticizing, "Although my hobby is a bit special, it does not hinder other people. We should not use strange words
We should look at others with an inclusive perspective, especially as a public figure, and learn to seek common ground while reserving differences. Moreover, this is other people's private hobbies, just like you like to collect shells, it is just a personal preference
That’s all, why separate them into elegance and vulgarity?”
Wu Hu's words made the LSPs in the live broadcast room applaud.
"That's right! It's just a hobby, and it doesn't hinder other people. What's the big deal?" "Has Fat Tiger started preaching?"
"There's something wrong with Fat Tiger's outlook on life!"
"Is there a problem with your three views? On the contrary, I don't think there is anything wrong with Fat Tiger. Seeking common ground while reserving differences! This is the broad-mindedness and tolerance that a mature man should have."
"Is there a possibility that Fat Tiger actually likes big figures?" "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Hahaha……"
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Just when Wu Hu and Lao Hu were discussing how to deal with this thing, Yahuazi had already grabbed Wu Hu's arm and pulled him away, "Don't be lazy, go dig leeches!"
Wu Hu did not shake off Yahuazi's hand. He estimated that Yahuazi might want to say: "Don't look at it. It's just a dummy. If you look at it again, I'll pinch you!"
Wu Hu glanced at her and thought: No way! A dummy can be jealous? He didn't expect that the majestic fairy lady was actually a little jealous!
After a short interlude, everyone continued to collect seafood.
Lao Hu probably wanted to avenge his previous attack and deliberately caused trouble for Wu Hu, so he smiled and said: "Fat Hu, you caught that thing, why don't you take it back?"
As a result, before Wu Hu could speak, Lao Hu suddenly felt that three pairs of eyes were focused on him. This made him laugh sarcastically, and muttered in his heart, Mina and Sissi are just that, Tie Tie, what are you doing?
What do you mean? Have you also fallen?
Fortunately, Tie Tie's gaze quickly retracted, and the corners of his lips were raised slightly, as if he was laughing at him, which made Lao Hu a little unsure of his guess.
Wu Hu smiled and said, "Why take it back? It's a waste of effort. I guess the program team will send someone to take it away! This thing shouldn't be cheap. Its owner lost it, so he is probably worried about it."
Where's the fire! Taking what others like, a gentleman won't do it!" Old Hu laughed and said, "Fat Hu, what's your relationship with a gentleman?" "Yes! We are all poor!" Wu Hu said seriously.
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Everyone looked at Wu Hu confused.
Wu Hu looked like what are you talking about, "Haven't you heard that sentence? A gentleman is poor, and I am also very poor. I have been poor for more than 20 years, and I am very stubborn..."
Milk Tea Lun laughed when he heard this, "Fat Tiger, don't let your disciples be misled!"
"Hey! Brother Lun is indeed a man of culture!" Wu Hu laughed, "I thought you were all ignorant and wanted to fool you!"
Lao Hu smiled and said: "Who are you looking down on? Don't think I don't know this sentence: "A gentleman is always poor, but a villain is always poor." Fat Hu, you used to say that Sissi misled others, why are you starting to do so now?
Are you a human being?"
Mina asked Wu Hu with some confusion, "Brother Hu, what does this sentence mean?"
No one rushed to answer Mina's question. After all, it was better for Wu Hu to say the answer himself, so as not to make people think that Fat Hu was really an ignorant guy.
Wu Hu said with a smile: "A gentleman is poor, but a villain is poor! This sentence means that a gentleman can maintain his integrity no matter how poor he is, but a villain will learn bad things and act recklessly when he is poor... Look, I am already twenty poor.
It's been several years and I haven't done anything wrong.
Yes, this is a gentleman!"
In the live broadcast room, many netizens complained about Wu Hu.
"If Fat Tiger is a gentleman, I will be a saint!"
"Second opinion! If Fat Tiger is a gentleman, will there be villains in this world?" "To say Fat Tiger is a villain is a bit much. He is at best a ***!" "***? Bitch tiger? Bitch-toothed tiger? Bitch?
This tiger!"
"The gods are especially interested in this tiger, hahaha..."
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Everyone was chatting and laughing, rushing to the sea, and Zhan Langjing said with some confusion: "It stands to reason that such a personal and private thing, and it seems to be not cheap, should not be easily abandoned by its owner, then this thing
How did you get to the sea?"
When everyone heard this, they also felt that it made sense.
Lao Hu laughed and said, "Is it possible that its owner found his real girlfriend and was afraid that his girlfriend would find out, so he secretly threw his body into the sea and destroyed all traces of his body?"
"Then let's send it back..." Milk Cha Lun said, glancing at everyone. Old Hu chuckled and said, "It's noble quality to return the money to its original owner without hesitation!" Listening to what Old Hu said, the live broadcast
For a moment, his fans wanted to cover their faces.
Just as they were preparing to return home, Xiao Zheng drove up in a speedboat.
Seeing Xiao Zheng arriving, Wu Hu chuckled, "Xiao Zheng, is that beautiful big figure yours? Your hobbies are quite special! But you have quite good taste!"
"Scare! Fat Tiger, you're slandering me! I just followed Director Zhao's instructions and came here to take this thing back!" Xiao Zheng was furious immediately and refused to admit it.
Wu Hu nodded, stretched out his hand and pressed it softly, "I understand! I understand! It's not yours, don't be angry! It is indeed a bit embarrassing and annoying to have a special hobby discovered. I understand."
"You know nothing!"
"I really don't understand this! Do you understand?" "..."
In the live broadcast room, everyone laughed crazy when they saw Wu Hu pouring dirty water on Xiao Zheng. "What kind of hatred or grudge! Poor Xiao Zheng, hahaha..."
"Fat Tiger is really tireless in destroying people! Is this really good? Suddenly I feel so pitiful about Xiao Zheng! If he is misunderstood, the club will die!"
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Seeing Zhan Langjing and the others couldn't help but laugh, Xiao Zheng looked at Wu Hu with a pleading look on his face, "Brother Hu, please let me go! This is really not mine. I have a girlfriend who wants to do this."
Well? If my girlfriend thinks I'm a pervert later, she will break up with me."
Wu Hu reached out and patted his shoulder, "Wouldn't it be fine if I had just called Brother Hu?" "Damn! Fat...Brother Hu, you are too vindictive!"
"Huh? Hold a grudge? Are you calling me a villain?"
"No! What I mean is that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten lifetimes!"
Wu Hu continued to pat his shoulder, "Boys can be taught!
In the live broadcast room, netizens were already laughing, "It's over, another one has turned into the shape of a fat tiger. Poor little Zheng, stand up! You are so powerful that you cannot surrender!"
"The price is too high, little Zheng Wei can't afford it! Hahaha..."
"Panghu is really petty. Why can he tolerate Yahuazi calling him Fathu?" "Is there a possibility that Fathu didn't find Yahuazi's sore foot?" "So, Xiao Zheng is very weak?"
"No! Xiao Zheng basically has no desire for Fat Tiger, so since he started calling Fat Tiger Fat Tiger, he has never called him Brother Tiger. And Yahuazi still calls him Brother Tiger occasionally."
"Hahaha...poor little Zheng!"
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Poor little Zheng hugged the big figure and boarded the speedboat. He secretly complained that Fat Tiger was not a human being, but there was no good way to deal with him.
He couldn't be beaten and beaten, and he couldn't be tricked. The main reason was that he was not as thick-skinned as Fat Tiger. So he had no choice but to admit this mute, lest people really think that this big figure belongs to him.
On the program team, Director Zhao was already scolding me. Because of such an unprovoked incident, some people on the Internet were already criticizing some people on the program team for their perverted preferences.
Although Wu Hu and others said that this is a matter of personal preference, there are always some people on the Internet who like to
Pointing fingers at others from the moral high ground.
It was originally just a small thing, but maybe it would damage the image of their program group, which made him a little unbearable.
What's even more unbearable, and what annoys Director Zhao the most, is how did this thing end up on their tanker in the first place?
This is definitely a dereliction of duty by some staff on the ship!
Wu Hu and the others didn't have time to help the program team think about these issues. After they returned to the shelter, they started making lunch.
After lunch, the lunch break began.
As a result, before I woke up naturally, I was awakened by thunder. Sure enough, Wu Hu's weather forecast was accurate this time.
Looking at the rain gradually appearing outside, Wu Hu and Lao Hu got up and quickly installed the movable wall. As soon as it was installed, the wind and rain came as promised, splashing around the shelter.
Tietie sat up from the bed, rummaged around in her backpack, then got out of bed, picked up her umbrella, and prepared to go out. It was dark in the shelter, and she didn't see anything she put in her trouser pocket.
Wu Hu stood up and said: "It's windy and rainy outside, please bear with it for a while!"
Tie Tie shook his head. Seeing this, Wu Hu had no choice but to get up and follow him, "I'll take you there! Otherwise you and your umbrella will be blown away by the wind!"
After leaving the door, Wu Hu took the umbrella in her hand, blocked the wind and rain from slanting with his strong body, and walked towards the toilet.
Seeing that she was not wearing a microphone, Wu Hu asked, "Are you in such a hurry?" Tie Tie lowered his head, looking like he was hesitant to speak.
"What's wrong?" Wu Hu asked confused.
Tie Tie was silent for a moment and whispered: "My one may be ahead of schedule!"