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Chapter 278 A Song You Can't even Recognize the Lyrics

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"Auntie?" Wu Hu asked. Sister Tietie frowned and nodded slightly.

Wu Hu still remembered that the last time Sister Tietie was on her menstrual period, she encountered the injured bird and was frightened. Calculating the days, it was indeed several days early.

Moreover, last month, Yahuazi was actually the first one to have her menstrual period, while Tietie was the last one. But this month, she actually became the first one.

"Have you ever made an advance decision before?" Wu Hu frowned slightly and asked in a low voice.

Sister Tietie nodded, but comforted Wu Hu, "I'm fine. I've seen the doctor before. The doctor said that it's normal to be one week early. As long as it's not early for two or three months in a row, it's normal. Don't worry.

Worry."

She said, frowning slightly.

Wu Hu noticed the subtle change in her expression and asked, "Will it hurt?" Tie Tie was silent for a moment, then nodded, "A little!"

Wu Hu estimated that this should be caused by Tie Tie's physical weakness and endocrine disorders.

"I'll make some medicinal soup for you to drink later!" Wu Hu said: "Last time I went to look for medicinal herbs for Brother Lung, didn't I bring back some other medicinal herbs? There is something called Angelica sinensis in there, which is...

It has the effect of regulating menstruation. It's a pity that there is no pig's trotters, otherwise I can use the stewed pig's trotters to replenish your body."

"Yes!" Tietie nodded and finally said: "Brother Hu, thank you!" "There is no need to be so polite between us!"

"Um!"

Tie Tie continued to nod, raising the corners of his lips slightly.

After sending Sister Tietie to the toilet, Wu Hu took an umbrella and backed away a few meters away.

Feeling the strong wind blowing, the umbrella was swaying in the wind and rain, and there was a feeling that the umbrella ribs could be broken by the strong wind at any time. Wu Hu estimated that if Sister Tietie were to do it by herself, she might not be able to hold on to the umbrella.

, blown away by the strong wind.

While thinking, he glanced in the direction of the toilet and found that the ceiling of the toilet was also shaking in the wind and rain. It seems that the ceiling of the toilet needs to be reinforced. If there is a typhoon next time, it may not be able to withstand the typhoon.

Destroy.

Of course, this does not mean that the typhoon passes directly through the country, but that it passes by.

If a typhoon passes directly through this island, this toilet, let alone their shelter, will definitely not be able to withstand it.

If that happens, the scene will probably be tragic. "Brother Tiger, I'm fine!"

Just when Wu Hu's thoughts were wandering, Tie Tie's voice came from behind.

Wu Hu walked over, put his arms around her thin shoulders, shielded her from the wind and rain with his body, and protected her back.

Tie Tie leaned sideways and clung to Wu Hu's arms. The two hugged each other like conjoined twins, walking in the wind and rain.

The gravel road on rainy days is indeed much easier to walk on than the dirt road before.

By the time the two returned to the shelter, half of Wu Hu's body was already soaked through. Sister Tietie was in pretty good condition. Seeing Sister Tietie felt distressed and warm in her heart.

Wu Hu glanced at Yahuazi and Mina and said, "It's windy outside, and your umbrella will be blown away by the wind if you're not careful. If you want to go to the bathroom, I'll take you there."

In this way, Wu Hu sent him off three times in a row. When he came back, his body was already soaked.

Thinking that his body was soaked, Wu Hu ran to the kitchen, moved the black clay stove into the shelter, took some rootless water, and boiled medicine for Sister Tietie.

Seeing Wu Hu adding herbs to the clay pot, Lao Hu, who was changing Zhan Langjing's dressing, asked, "What's wrong? Is any of them sick?"

Hearing this, Zhan Langjing and Milk Tea Lun also looked towards Wu Hu.

"Girls! There are always a few days when they don't feel very good. I'm going to give them a try. I hope it will have some effect!" Wu Hu responded casually without saying who it was.

But Mina and Yahuazi both looked at the other two girls in unison, and finally their eyes focused on Tietie.

Okay! Needless to say, the case has been solved!

After lighting the fire, Yahuazi walked over and said, "Fat Tiger, I'll watch the fire while you change your body."

Put on dry clothes! Don’t catch a cold soon.”

Wu Hu nodded and said, "You should also make some honey water and drink it." Mina said, "Brother Hu, there is only one bottle of honey left!"

This is only if they use it sparingly, otherwise it would have been destroyed long ago.

Wu Hu smiled and said: "It's okay, just drink what you need! No one knows when an accident will come. Maybe someone will be out of the game accidentally! So we don't need to be too frugal, just use what we need.

If you don’t have it, think of other ways.”

When everyone heard this, they also nodded.

Anyway, Fat Hu got the things back, so let him say whatever he says! If you say no at this time, it will easily cause other misunderstandings.

After going to the small cubicle inside and changing into dry clothes, Wu Hu took a bucket, threw his clothes in, and then let them wash away in the rain outside.

When men wash clothes, they are actually very casual. They let the clothes soak for a while, then rub them casually twice, and they are basically done. After all, there is no detergent, so there is no way to be too particular.

In fact, even if there is detergent, if there is no washing machine, you basically just throw it into the bucket and soak it. Some may even soak it for a few days. By the time you think about it, the clothes may have stunk. Then step on it with your feet.

A few times, then rinse with clean water a few times, and you’re done!

I made some medicine for Sister Tietie, but the storm outside still hasn't ended.

Wu Hu not only poured a bowl of medicinal soup for Sister Tietie, but also poured a bowl for Mina and Yahuazi respectively. Although their menstrual period has not yet arrived, it doesn't matter.

Seeing this situation, some netizens in the live broadcast room became emotional.

"The three girls in the second group are much happier than the girls in the other groups."

"Surviving in the wild, when a girl's menstrual period comes, it is really unfriendly. Once pain occurs, when there is no other way, you can only endure it."

"It depends on the strength of your teammates!"

"Shouldn't the girls themselves be blamed? When their menstrual period is here, they don't tell their teammates, so they just hold back and wait for others to find out?"

"Indeed, many boys are careless. How would they know?" "Even if they know, many boys don't know what to do!"

"Aren't there botanical experts? How come they don't know what herbs to use to relieve the pain? Even an unlicensed barefoot doctor like Fat Tiger knows this."

"So, what's going on with Fat Hu and Sister Tie Tie? Why is Sister Tie Tie willing to tell Fat Hu even if she's on her menstrual period? Doesn't she feel embarrassed?"

"That's right! Are they in trouble?"

"I would rather believe that there is something going on between Fat Tiger and Yahuazi than to believe that Sister Tietie and Fat Tiger have something going on. They usually have very little communication, okay?"

"Doesn't anyone think that Fat Tiger is very gentle?"

...

How did Wu Hu know that just because of this little thing, he was regarded as a cheap and warm boy by many female fans? Well, he is also a cheap and warm boy!

It's a pity that he doesn't know. If he knew, he would definitely send a message to those female fans: Thank you! But it's not necessary!

Listening to the sound of wind and rain outside, Zhan Langjing said: "Fat Tiger, it seems that we can't go hunting in the water today. What will we do for breakfast tomorrow?"

There is still yesterday's smoked fish for dinner, but tomorrow morning, we will need to use our food reserves, unless we eat less at night and spread out the smoked fish until tomorrow morning.

But this is obviously not what Wu Hu is willing to do. Everyone's physique is weakening. If they continue to diet, everyone's condition will only get worse and worse.

Wu Hu smiled and said, "It really doesn't work. I'll get up early tomorrow, go hunting in the sea in the morning, and catch two fish to solve the problem."

"That's not impossible!" Zhan Langjing nodded, "But I'm afraid that your physical strength will be too much, and you don't know when the rain will stop, and the visibility of the sea water is also a problem."

"If the sea water is too turbid, don't we still have potatoes and rice? We also have flour and noodles. I happen to have time in the afternoon, so why don't we steam buns and eat them?"

Don't even think about the steamed buns, you can't find the fillings.

"Okay!" Lao Hu said with a smile, "I haven't tasted big steamed buns in a long time."

Wu Hu looked at Yahuazi and the others, and they nodded, indicating that it was okay.

Tie Tie sat on the bedside, holding a steaming bowl of medicine in his hand, and asked: "Then how much flour should be used?"

"Generally, one pound of flour can make four to five pounds of dough. You calculate it based on one pound of four to five pounds of food. How much do you think is appropriate?" Wu Hu asked with a smile.

Milk Cha Lun said with a smile: "Even if we use all of them, the steamed buns will not be enough for you to eat! There are so many of us! There is no way to save."

War Wolf Kyoya smiled and said: "Just do it all! Don't ask how much is appropriate. With Fat Tiger here, no amount is appropriate."

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.

Wu Hu coughed slightly, "Okay! I'll knead the flour into a ball and let it ferment first."

When kneading the dough, the plastic bag used to pack the blanket finally came in handy again. Tuanwei's table was made of wooden sticks tied together, so it couldn't be used to knead the dough. He had to put the four or five

The ten centimeter long and wide packaging bags were washed and laid out on their beds, with a mat woven from coconut leaves underneath. Then they poured flour on the plastic packaging bags and carefully added water little by little.

Yahuazi asked curiously: "Don't you want to add sugar? What if the steamed buns are not sweet?"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Yeast powder itself contains a certain amount of sugar. If you add sugar, the dough may not ferment successfully because the sugar content is too high."

With Wu Hu's hand strength, kneading dough is really easy.

The plastic packaging bag is a bit slippery, so Yahuazi and Mina need help to hold down the four corners so that the plastic packaging bag will not slip away.

After mixing the dough, Wu Hu put it into the wooden trough, then covered it with the previous plastic bag and set it aside to let it ferment.

At this time, the sound of wind and rain outside was much quieter than before, and the rain seemed to be stopping. But it was wet outside, and they couldn't go out and move.

Sitting in the shelter and chatting became the only thing they could do.

At this time, Lao Hu asked Wu Hu, "Pang Hu, apart from the song "Can't You Beat Me," have you written any other interesting songs? Why don't you sing two songs for everyone to have fun with!"

"No more!" Wu Hu refused directly.

Although he wanted to find those parody songs, he could actually find quite a few, such as the song "Jiangnan Leather Factory Collapsed," but this song was obviously not suitable for singing now.

Another example...

Wu Hu suddenly thought that there seemed to be a song that was quite interesting. So, he searched for it in the song library in the system panel.

Soon, he found the song "Uncommon Words" and thought to himself: Brother Chen, I'm sorry! I have to borrow your song to show off!

Of course, it is not certain whether there is that Brother Chen in this world.

Although there is a high probability, it is absolutely impossible. After all, even the director who filmed "Inception" has disappeared!

"But there is a song with really catchy lyrics, do you want to listen to it?"

"The lyrics are awesome? How awesome are they?" Milk Tea Lun immediately became energetic.

Wu Hu chuckled, "It's so funny that you might not be able to recognize most of the lyrics."

"You didn't write the song in a foreign language, did you?" Lao Hu asked: "If it were the characters of our flower growers, I don't believe we wouldn't be able to recognize most of the lyrics."

Wu Hu casually took a branch and wrote "Shuang Nie Cui again" on the ground. "Here, read these four words and you will be able to recognize them!"

Lao Hu only glanced at it and laughed loudly, "What's so difficult about this? Also, double, weak, and discretion. That's right! These four words are used too often on the Internet."

"Okay, let's look at these two words again..."

Wu Hu casually wrote the words "充" and '??" on the ground.

"..."

Then Lao Hu got stuck immediately.

Then other people gathered around, and almost all of them were stuck.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were also asking, "What kind of ghost word is this?" "Is there really such a word? I don't believe it!"

"I suspect that Fat Tiger wrote it casually."

"Four stacks of rare characters! What's so strange about this? The first one reads "kui", the second one reads "full"..."

"Your Baidu speed is quite fast!"

"Everyone stand back a little to watch Fat Tiger's showdown!"

….

"Brother Hu, how do you pronounce these two words? Is there really such a word?" Mina asked curiously.

Wu Hu said with a smile: "This one reads "kui", and the second one reads "satisfaction". These are four overlapping characters, which are four identical characters superimposed. There are many such overlapping characters. I copied them

The name of this song is "Uncommon Words". I copied the lyrics from a dictionary, eh, it can be said that they were picked out from scratch. It consists of dozens of rare words that we don't usually use and are hard to see.

It’s pieced together. I’ll write it out in a while, and you’ll know if you’re interested or not.”

Milk Cha Lun directly handed the guitar to him, "Sing it once first and let's listen to it and then talk about it."

So Wu Hu took over the guitar and started playing. The melody was not difficult, it could even be said to be quite ordinary. There was nothing novel about the lyrics at the beginning.

We plant flowers in Chinese characters

Put pen to paper and leave behind five thousand years of history for the world to know

The Chinese characters for “we grow flowers”—every word is a story

.......

What’s really shocking and completely incomprehensible is what’s behind.

Demonic demons

u~ double click again

u~ Huoyan Yanyi

u~Shui Miao?

???

Solitary, working together, walking alone, enlightened

The endless melons and melons are regarded as a model, the dragons are moving, and the horns are in the corners.

Pingting is graceful, tears pouring down her face

Non-stop yao yao, no weeding, no weeding

...

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