Chapter 281 Fat Tiger: This is the worst time I have been hacked!
Breakfast was fish soup, as well as a pan-fried hairtail, and a few steamed crabs. There was fish at noon, and I would be able to find some seafood when I went to sea later, so I steamed those crabs first.
Two of the larger fish were kept for lunch, and the remaining three smaller fish were smoked and dried to prevent the fish from spoiling in the evening.
The job of smoking fish was given to Sister Tietie. Her menstrual period was coming and it was not easy for her to go to the beach to touch the water, so she stayed at the shelter to guard the house.
Milk Cha Lun and Lao Hu carried baskets on their backs and continued to look for wild vegetables and mushrooms along the creek.
Since there was no need to pull up the fish trap, the task of driving out to sea was left to Warrang Kyo, Yahanako, and Mina.
Wu Hu continued into the mountain to check the traps and see if he could collect some wild mushrooms.
Originally Yahuazi wanted to go with Wu Hu, but Wu Hu thought of the dangerous look in her eyes before breakfast, so he sternly refused on the grounds that it had rained yesterday and the mountains and forests were damp.
If you don't refuse, your waist will definitely suffer.
Wu Hu could imagine that Yahuazi would definitely ask him if he had thought about their characters and then given them the right medicine to deceive them?
Mina is only eighteen years old and a little girl who is new to the world. Is it because she understands Mina's temperament that she falls in love with him and makes Mina have a romantic relationship with him?
Once Yahuazi had such suspicions, Wu Hu would not be able to clear his mind even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Therefore, Wu Hu must use a trick to drag it over before talking.
Lao Hu and the others carried the rattan basket away, and Wu Hu could only carry the bucket. The fish basket was too small, and it was too late to make a temporary rattan basket, so he had to use the bucket to contain any mushrooms that might appear.
When he came back, he planned to pull some thin vines back and make a vine basket for later use.
The other groups had the same division of labor as Wu Hu and his two groups. After breakfast, they all went into the forest to look for possible mushrooms.
But this time, they made more preparations. Before entering the mountains, they had already boiled some medicinal soup that could clear away heat and detoxify, and brought it with them as water to avoid heat stroke again.
It's annoying when people can't go out to look for food on rainy days. But after the rain clears up, mushrooms pop up like bamboo shoots after a rain in the mountains and forests, which is a joy. Unless you don't know much about wild mushrooms, you don't know which ones are poisonous.
Non-toxic.
With the help of the systematic illustration, Wu Hu was able to identify many wild fungi, but they were really unfamiliar and strange things, so he gave up.
Before he even reached the place where the trap was placed, the bucket Wu Hu was carrying was already full.
Of course, his whole body was soaked through. The humidity and heat in the forest made him feel like he was in a sauna. Sweat fell like raindrops and gathered in trickles on his body.
The coconuts he brought out were quickly disposed of by him.
When Wu Hu came to the place where the traps were set, he found that the traps he had set were indeed empty, but one of them had been triggered, and there were still a few chicken feathers left on the ground, which gave him some motivation.
It’s not that there are no flocks of pheasants, which means there is still a chance.
Although the trap was not caught and he felt a little regretful, Wu Hu happily started to look around and then readjusted the position of the trap.
Just as he clapped his hands, prepared to spread the coconut pulp, and then headed back home, a chicken crow came faintly from the distance.
Wu Hu tilted his head and slightly shrugged his ears, raised his eyebrows at the end, turned around, crouched, and moved towards the distance. After walking about twenty or thirty meters, Wu Hu found a yellow cordon lying across his
In front of us, about ten meters behind the cordon, several pheasants were leisurely playing in the forest. One of the big roosters seemed to have found something good and was greeting his companions.
Its companions are all females, with one male dragging seven females.
Wu Hu estimated that this male pheasant probably defeated the male pheasant from another group of pheasants, and then directly occupied the harem group.
Wu Hu looked at the cordon, then at the group of large and small pheasants within a dozen meters next door, wondering how to lure them past.
Come.
At this time, after luring a female pheasant to his side, the male pheasant directly revealed his ulterior motive, pecked the hair on the opponent's head in one bite, and rode up.
Wu Hu sighed softly and turned the live broadcast camera in another direction.
In the live broadcast room, the whole screen was filled with "Hahaha".
"Fat Tiger: Damn! What a mouthful of chicken feed that caught me off guard!"
"Fat Tiger dare not look directly, is there something wrong in his heart? Hahaha..."
"Fat Tiger moved the camera away, are you serious? Haha..."
"Isn't it because Fat Tiger is thinking about how to lure those pheasants over? The dog's head saves his life."
"Just run over there, kill him and bring him back!"
"What if the program team says he violated the line and confiscated the pheasant?"
"The program team won't be so cruel!"
"Who knows! Does Fat Tiger dare to bet?"
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Indeed, Wu Hu at this time, just as they guessed, he did not dare to gamble. The program team always targeted their second group, and they would never be polite if they had the opportunity to suppress them.
Moreover, the program team originally had rules in advance that all contestants were not allowed to cross the line.
If he crosses the line and the program crew calls him a foul, he can't refute it.
So, he quietly retreated and searched in the system panel.
In the entertainment and culture section, Wu Hu found the skill of [ventriloquism]. Although this skill is acrobatic, it is also a kind of folk performance skill.
Among the entertainment and culture section skills provided in the system panel, it is easy to find various skills related to performing arts.
He directly upgraded this skill to level ten in one breath.
Level 10 is completely enough, and there is no need for master-level skills at all. He didn't even reach the master-level for cooking home-cooked dishes that he often uses, and level 10 is enough for him to show off.
After receiving the experience and skills of [ventriloquism], Wu Hu reached out and rubbed his cheeks, moved his mouth, and then flicked his tongue wildly in his mouth a few times. He found a series of tongue flicking sounds, and then pretended
He seemed suddenly enlightened and punched his palms with his fists.
"Yes, let's do it!" Wu Hu said as he stood up in the open space in front of the grass, sprinkled some coconut meat, and then hid behind the grass.
Then I held my throat, imitated the call of the pheasant, and tried to call a few times.
For a moment, the cry of a pheasant, "cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck."
In the live broadcast room, netizens were stunned for a while.
Then, the barrage instantly dominated the screen.
"Damn it! Fat Tiger is trying to imitate the crow of a chicken, it's too similar!"
"I've never seen him use it before! How could he do it?"
"Maybe he learned it from the old lady who raised chickens in his hometown when he was a child?"
"The pheasant and the fat tiger competed to imitate the crow of a chicken, and the pheasant came in second place!"
"Hahaha……"
"This must be ventriloquism! At first, Fat Hu suggested that Lao Hu try it, but unfortunately Lao Hu didn't try it. I didn't expect that now Fat Hu would try it himself."
"Look, the pheasant is reacting!"
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In Wu Hu's live broadcast room, Wu Hu's camera lens was pointed through the gaps in the grass at the group of pheasants in the distance that were plowing the fields in search of food.
When they heard Wu Hu's crow, the pheasants were still a little confused. They raised their heads and looked around blankly, looking for the source of the sound.
Not long after, they heard the direction from which the sound came, and then with curiosity, they looked in the direction of the sound.
Especially the male pheasant, the hair on his neck exploded at this time, looking like he was looking for a fight with his opponent.
Netizens who saw this scene couldn't help but feel happy.
"Seeing as the male pheasant looks like he wants to fight, he doesn't think he regards the fat tiger as his love rival who will compete with him for the female pheasant, right? Haha..."
"Don't tell me, it really is
It’s possible! By the way, are pheasants territorial?”
"Pheasants do have a certain sense of territory. Generally, there is one male pheasant and three or four female pheasants in a pheasant flock."
"Then this male pheasant is a bit romantic! There are seven female pheasants."
"That's why this male pheasant has such a strong territorial awareness!"
"Haha... Fat Tiger has become the male pheasant's love rival, can you believe it?"
"Fat Tiger: This is the worst time I've ever been hacked!"
"Hahaha……"
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How did Wu Hu know that he would be so criticized by his fans?
At this time, when he saw the male pheasant looking like he wanted to fight with him, he didn't think about his love rival at all, but was secretly happy in his heart.
He seemed to have seen the good protein, walking towards him.
At this time, he had put his big hand on the drill barrel on his thigh, took out three wooden drills and clasped them between his fingers, waiting for the male pheasant to come to the door.
The male pheasant walked and stopped. When Wu Hu saw it stop, he crowed again.
Seeing this, the male pheasant went straight in the direction of Wu Hu. The chicken feathers on his neck had completely blown up, and he made a "coo-coo-coo" sound from his mouth.
The cry was exactly the same as the warning sound made by two chickens when they were fighting. So Wu Hu followed suit, and his sound became completely warning and provocative.
As a result, the male pheasant could not bear it any longer and stupidly rushed forward.
Then what greeted it were three whistling wooden hammers and a huge thing leaping out from the grass.
This scene frightened the male pheasant. When it realized something was wrong and wanted to turn around and flee, it was already too late. Three wooden rods directly penetrated the male pheasant's body.
The male pheasant fell to the ground under the powerful shot of the wooden hammer. When he was about to struggle to get up, a big hand had already pinched its neck.
At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room started making comments again and again.
"Phew! It took less than three seconds to finish, and suddenly it became boring!"
"Pheasant: I was careless! I didn't have time to dodge!"
"Pheasant: It's a lie, it's a big lie! You don't talk about martial ethics, you lied to my feelings..."
"After three seconds, I couldn't help but light a cigarette. Wasn't it too fast?"
"It's probably less than three seconds! It's really a bit fast. Fortunately, I did enough foreplay, otherwise I probably wouldn't have hit it!"
"Damn! Do you think everyone is saying this or that? I can't understand you at all!"
"That's right! Are you saying that Fat Tiger is a three-second man?"
"Hahaha... Fat Tiger was hacked again!"
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At this time, how could Wu Hu know that he was being teased by netizens again?
Other pheasants were frightened by this horrifying scene and hid in the bushes one after another.
Wu Hu did not expect to catch the male pheasant a second time, so he ended the life of the male pheasant to prevent it from struggling and causing the chicken blood to fly everywhere.
Then he pulled out the wooden pick from the pheasant. The two sticks may have poked into the chicken bones inside. The ends were blunt and could no longer be used.
Use a dead leaf to wipe off the chicken blood on the remaining one, and you can continue to use it next time.
But just clean it when you get back to avoid attracting mosquitoes, flies and ants.
After spreading the remaining coconut meat around the trap, Wu Hu happily returned home carrying the pheasant and the bucket of wild mushrooms.
On the way back, he also pulled back a bundle of thin vines.
When Wu Hu returned to the shelter, the three people who had traveled to the sea had already returned to the shelter, and Tie Tie had already started steaming the seafood they had brought back from the sea.
Unfortunately, Lao Hu and Milk Cha Lun haven't come back yet.
Everyone smiled when they saw Wu Hu coming back with a bucket of wild mushrooms. But when they saw there was a pheasant, their smiles turned into laughter.
"Oops! There's chicken soup again!" Yahuazi stepped forward and poked Wu Hu with his jade finger.
The pheasant in my hand "looks quite big!"
Looking at the blood stains on the pheasant, Zhan Langjing couldn't help but laugh and said: "Fat Tiger, you were shot with a wooden hammer again? It seems that those chicken traps are not as effective as your hidden weapons!"
"But the trap saves effort!" Wu Hu said with a smile, then took the cup of cold water handed over by Mina and drank it hard.
Seeing that Wu Hu was soaked to the skin, Tie Tie said, "Brother Hu, go wash up first and change into dry clothes!"
Wu Hu nodded and handed the wild fungi to Yahuazi, "Sissi, you and Nana will dry these wild fungi on the rattan mat..."
Yahuazi took a bucket of mushrooms and asked, "What about this pheasant?"
"After the seafood is steamed for a while, give it a hot bath with hot water in the pot. You can't eat it at noon. Let's stew it in a clay pot in the afternoon! Put some angelica vines and cook them for you.
Check your body." Wu Hu knew that their menstrual period was coming soon.
Tie Tie glanced at Wu Hu, and there was a touch of tenderness in his big, watery eyes, which seemed to melt Wu Hu away, making Wu Hu not dare to look directly at her for too long.
Put down the pheasant, turn around and enter the shelter, pick up dry clothes and run to the river.
"Angelica vine, I remember last time when Fat Hu brought that thing back, it seemed that it could be used to regulate girls' menstruation..." War Wolf Jing paused and laughed, "I didn't expect Fat Tiger to be quite attentive.
"As he said that, he took the mushroom from Yahuazi's hand.
"Brother Jing, let's do it. This is not a heavy job." Yahuazi said.
Zhan Langjing said with a smile: "It's okay, the three of you are faster, I will cut it, and you place it on the rattan mat. The sun is very hot, which is perfect for drying the mushrooms."
Just as he was talking, Lao Hu and Milk Cha Lun came back.
When everyone saw the broken umbrella in Milk Cha Lun's arms, they were stunned.