Chapter 369 Going back to my hometown for the New Year, my mansion
When I got home, it was already after six o'clock and it was already dark, but the entrance to their village was crowded with people, and everyone was chatting under the street lights.
There were also fireworks placed on the large cement flat at the entrance of the village. When Wu Hu got off the car, many people rushed towards the fireworks.
Not long after, the fireworks took off and the whole village suddenly became lively.
Wu Hu saw his second and third uncles, seven aunts and eight aunts, and their children. Seeing this battle, Wu Hu estimated that Yahuazi would be frightened if he came. Of course, if
When Yahuazi comes back with him, the battle will probably be even bigger. Maybe the whole town will come to watch the fun, after all, he is as lovely as a fairy.
Wu Hu stuffed a few cartons of cigarettes into his second and third uncles and asked them to help spread the cigarettes to the uncles in the village, pack by pack, so as not to be called stingy.
Not far from the entrance of the village, there is a small villa. The main body of the small villa has been completed. Wu Hu asked his father to find someone to build it, but the decoration inside is not yet completed.
So when I come back this time, I can only continue to live in the old house.
When I returned to the old house, it was like last time, surrounded by three floors of neighbors.
There were several tables set up at Wu Hu's house, and some uncles who were good at wine, such as one of his uncles, had already sat down and started drinking with Wu Hu.
As their biggest concern, the first question asked by the uncles was how much money did he make this year? I heard that celebrities earn a lot from advertising endorsements.
Moreover, there is news on the Internet that he earned at least five million from the last two boxing matches he fought. They want to know whether these news are true or false.
In response to this, Wu Hu said half-truthfully: "I have five million, but I don't really get that much. The tax that needs to be paid is a lot. I opened a company, and the company's revenue this year is
There were fifty to sixty million, but I invested in two more movies, and in a blink of an eye, there were only a few million left. After paying taxes on the few million, and then dividing them with several other shareholders, I only got one or two million.
We still have to see if the movie can be a big hit next year..."
Then an uncle said: "Then if you're like this, you might as well not invest in movies! If you lose money investing in movies, your money will be wasted."
Wu Hu laughed and said, "It's impossible without investment! If you just want to be an actor or star, in that circle, you have to slowly gain experience. In the beginning, no one may be willing to hire me."
Wu Hu's second uncle picked up the wine glass and said, "Hey, let's not talk about this anymore, who of you will understand after talking about it! Come on, let's drink and drink... By the way, Xiaohu, have you found a girlfriend?"
This is the favorite thing for uncles and aunts to hear. Which young person has not encountered this kind of problem when he returns home during the Chinese New Year! In a few years, it will directly become a push for marriage.
"Uncle, why should I find a girlfriend now? The most important thing now is to find money."
An unscrupulous brother laughed and said, "I think that little angel is very good. If he is beautiful, the children he will give birth to in the future will definitely be even more beautiful."
This is Wu Hu's contemporary. He is a few years older than Wu Hu. Now he has a family, so he speaks more directly. His words immediately amused everyone.
"Brother, do you have a signed photo of Sister Tianxian?" A cousin came up and asked.
Then she was mercilessly driven away by her father, Wu Hu's third uncle, "Go, go, go, adults are drinking and talking, what are the children getting involved with?"
A "family banquet" lasted from seven o'clock to ten o'clock. Everyone drank all the wine in the house and drank up a large tank of home-brewed rice wine before stopping.
Those uncles were all staggering around, but Wu Hu still looked like a normal person.
Of course, his agility attribute was also increased from 91 to [95].
After sending away all the neighbors, uncles and aunts, Wu Hu took out the gifts he had prepared and gave them to his family. A few signed photos of Yahuazi and Milk Chalun, and a few mobile phones, he directly gave his uncle's three star-chasing cousins
Coax him away.
Then he looked at the remaining two little cousins from his uncle's family, and the three cubs from his elder brother and sister's family, showed a devilish smile, and took out a bag of exercise books.
Seeing this, the eyes of the two little cousins and three cubs immediately changed from hope to despair, and they turned around.
He ran and yelled, "Brother Tiger (bad uncle, stinky uncle), I will never pay attention to you again." The little appearance of running away made everyone laugh.
Wu Hu smiled and said, "I'm just kidding you, there's a toy gun in here, do you really not want it?"
The five little guys were coaxed back by him again, and they actually got some beautiful silver toy pistols, and five thin exercise books. The five little guys couldn't bear the temptation of the beautiful pistols, and they couldn't bear the pain and burst into tears.
One pistol and one hand exercise book.
Then Wu Hu took out a few more mobile phones and gave them to his aunt's cousins, and to the younger cousins, some dolls or toys.
Finally, he took out a few boxes from the big box, some luxury watches and jewelry, none of which were too expensive. The luxury watches only cost 20,000 to 30,000 yuan, and the jewelry only cost 10,000 to 20,000 yuan.
My uncles, aunts, and several aunts and uncles all had their share.
My eldest brother and sister, Wu Hu gave me belts, bags and the like.
The rest were clothes and skin care products for his parents, which made his mother keep scolding him. Why did he buy these useless things? Why waste that money?
Wu Hu himself spent three to four hundred thousand on these gifts alone. Wu Hu didn't know how much Yahuazi and Tietie spent on them. Some of them he brought back from the Kimchi Country, a box and a half full.
It can be regarded as the most gift-giving time in his life.
Wu Hu smiled and said, "I didn't buy those things of yours, but some of my friends bought them and asked me to bring them back to you."
After hearing this, the sister-in-law said, "Fat Hu, the friend you are talking about cannot be a woman!"
Wu Hu smiled and said, "The two bags you and my sister have, as well as my parents' clothes, were all bought by Qianqian. Those supplements were bought by Tietie."
Hearing this, everyone looked at Wu Hu's parents with smiles in their eyes, as if to say: Don't worry about Xiao Hu, he already has a future daughter-in-law.
The two large boxes were emptied in an instant until only a few sets of his clothes were left.
After distributing the gifts, the uncle, aunt, second uncle and third uncle took the juniors back to their hometown. Although the old house had many rooms, it could not accommodate so many people.
On New Year's Eve the next day, Wu Hu slept in. Before noon, a neighbor asked him to go to their house for dinner. This was a normal human relationship, and Wu Hu couldn't refuse.
What's more, the other party was still his childhood friend, and they grew up together. It's just that he went to college, while the other party didn't go to school after junior high school.
In order to avoid being accused of being unrecognizable after becoming a star, Wu Hu had no choice but to take his brother-in-law to their house for a drink. The eldest brother didn't like drinking, so he didn't join in the fun.
Wu Hu originally thought that the other party was just drinking with him and bragging, but he didn't expect that he actually asked him to help make an idea, "Fat Hu, I want to set up a small pig farm in the village. Do you think it's possible? We are in the countryside.
A place where pigs are raised..."
Wu Hu was stunned when he heard this, and nodded: "There must be a leader, but is the other party willing to let you in? There is only one pig farm in our village. You don't think that no one can see it.
How profitable it is!"
The brother-in-law on the side said, "This is a monopoly! No one will sue him?"
The neighbor, Mr. Xu, shook his head and said, "They didn't say they wouldn't let you raise them, but in the end, most of them were raised, and all the pigs died. Although I knew it was the family's fault, I couldn't get the exact details.
What could they do with the evidence? In the end, nothing was done. The most violent incident almost resulted in a death, but the result was that the perpetrator with a knife was sentenced to several years in prison. No one wanted to touch this bad luck.
, not worth it!"
Aunt Xu also nodded and said: "Raising pigs is worse than raising sheep! At least no one will come to destroy the sheep. In the past two years, many people have eaten mutton."
Wu Hu suddenly thought that he didn’t have the [Sow Postpartum Care] skill in his backpack! Looking at Xu Zhixun’s short, bear-like appearance, Wu Hu took out the skill book, turned it into a ball of light, and photographed it directly.
On his shoulder, "You're just raising pigs, I support you!"
Xu Zhixun was stunned and suddenly scratched his head, "Strange, why did I suddenly think of the postpartum care of sows? Ahem, sorry, I'm not joking."
Everyone at the table couldn't help laughing when they heard this, making Xu Zhixun blush.
"After the New Year, the leaders of the township should come to see me, and I will mention this to them then. That family is a bit rogue, so you have to be more careful."
Xu Zhixun nodded.
In the afternoon, the second uncle and the third uncle came with their children to participate in ancestor worship.
After the New Year's Eve dinner, Wu Hu took his three star-chasing cousins out and walked around the village, answering some of their secrets in the entertainment industry.
Of course, this is a reserved answer.
"Brother Hu, how about I apply for art school in the future?" My third uncle's little cousin, who is already in her second year of high school this year, suddenly asked Wu Hu.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "As a girl, I don't recommend you to enter this industry. The temptation of this industry is too great, and you may not be able to handle it."
Speaking of which, these cousins in their family are basically pretty good-looking.
After a pause, he added: "Of course, you can ask yourself, do you really want to do this? Is it because of interest, or are you attracted by seeing people making a lot of money? Although I am your brother.
, this industry can provide you with some opportunities, but if you haven’t mastered your own skills, I won’t be able to help you for the rest of your life.”
"Brother, it is said on the Internet that there are many unspoken rules in your business. Is it true?" the little cousin asked curiously.
Wu Hu sighed lightly: "Every walk of life has its own underlying rules, and in the entertainment industry, there are too many handsome men and beautiful women, and naturally there are many temptations. After some people come in, they can't control their hearts, or they are inflated or complacent.
, and then got involved in things like gambling, drugs, etc. Once you get involved in these things, your life will basically be ruined."
"In short, I don't really want you to take this road. There are many ways to make money. As long as you can study well and practice your skills, you don't have to worry about having no future."
After educating his three star-chasing cousins, Wu Hu and the others went to the canteen in the village. This was the busiest place in their village. There were already several tables of mahjong and poker, and people were setting out water.
Wu Hu, who just now was saying not to engage in gambling, drugs, etc., was greeted by a group of teenagers and immediately joined in, playing tricks with them.
The little cousin followed and watched with interest, while the little cousin turned around and went out with her little mouth curled up, "Brother Hu's words are such a lie, I almost believed him!"
My second uncle's first cousin, who is already in college, laughed and said, "Small gambling makes me happy! When Brother Hu talks about gambling, he must be referring to the kind of big gambling! Look at the money on their table, is there more than one thousand dollars?"
For Wu Hu, a thousand yuan is not worth a cigar!
He checked the brand of the cigar given to him by the system and found that a cigar cost several hundred dollars. When converted into flower coins, it was almost five thousand dollars.
After playing for a while, the second uncle and the third uncle took their family back to their hometown.
Wu Hu followed him out, took out the red envelopes he had prepared long ago from his coat, and handed them to several cousins, "Congratulations on getting rich! Study hard and make progress every day!"
"Thank you, Brother Hu!" Several cousins were also polite to him.
After seeing them off, Wu Hu stopped playing and started playing with his mobile phone.
There are a lot of messages on the phone, including Yahuazi, Tietie, Mina, the cake maker, the little sister Ouch, and some other friends I know.
Although the considerate cake-making lady is not as clingy as the two little sisters, her occasional flirty words can put Wu Hu into a state of preparation for war in an instant.
As a result, he had no time to watch the Spring Festival Gala, let alone play cards with Fa Xiao.
The next day, some netizens on the Internet asked, "Why didn't Fat Tiger attend the Spring Festival Gala?"
"I also find it strange that those songs by Fat Tiger are much better than the ones I heard last night!" "Brother Lung's "Lanting Preface" is also good!"
"Actually, Fat Tiger's song "Wishful" is enough to be included in the Spring Festival Gala!"
"Are those four English songs not up to par?"
"It would be better to sing the language of flowers during the Spring Festival Gala!"
"It was too late for Fat Tiger to become popular. When his album came out, the Spring Festival Gala program was already scheduled. I hope to see Fat Tiger in next year's Spring Festival Gala!"
"Eh, fat
Tiger, why don’t you come out and say a word when you go back to your hometown to celebrate the New Year? You haven’t sent everyone a New Year greeting yet! Don’t be lazy!”
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Wu Hu, who was celebrating the New Year and was happily playing cards with his friends, was pulled out of the crowd by Ronaldinho's call.
"Brother Hu, do you want me to send you a Weibo post to wish your fans a happy New Year?"
"Uh! Forget it, I'll send it myself!"
When Wu Hu returned home, he took a selfie in front of his old house and compared it with others. Then he posted it on Weibo with the text: "I want to compare with you all first! Happy New Year to everyone! See
No? My civil mansion covers an area of more than 200 square meters!"
Bored netizens instantly became happy when they saw Wu Hu's Weibo post.
Then some netizens posted pictures and replied, "Let me compare with everyone first! Happy New Year to everyone! Did you see it? My domineering Land Rover doesn't burn any gas on the road!"
There is also a picture of a dilapidated donkey cart at the back.
Influenced and inspired by these two pictures, the following sand sculpture netizens came up with all kinds of carvings, including a dog with long flowing hair, who was said to be "my mother-in-law"; someone with a bumpy head and the body of a Buddha.
, said it was "my slow god"; someone held up the blades of a large windmill and said it was "my 40-meter-long sword"
It didn’t take long for “Let’s compete with everyone first” to become a hot word, and the inversion trend led by Wu Hu also became popular on the Internet.
Even Yahuazi and Tietie joined in the fun, and then some other celebrities who knew Wu Hu also joined in the fun.
At this time, Wu Hu, who was unaware, was still fighting endlessly with the boys!