Chapter 526: You are still teasing others when they are already stupid?
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Although there is only a little salt and nothing else that can be used for seasoning, the original meaty aroma of the barbecue is still endlessly tempting to people who are hungry.
Wu Hu silently chewed the squirrel's hind legs, which were not very heavy. He felt that he could chew a ray of rosin from these crispy yet tender roasted meats.
There are no other condiments, but salt is provided by the program team to prevent contestants from developing physical abnormalities due to lack of salt and being eliminated prematurely.
After all, this is a celebrity survival show, where celebrities come first and survival comes last.
After that, Wu Hu tasted two low-quality wild blueberries with a little sweetness, then took out the communicator and began to operate the narrow interface of the communicator.
He felt that Wu Hu's luck was really bad. He was the first one to draw lots and he was able to draw the Hell No. 18. If he was asked to draw again, what would happen if he drew a woman with no strength?
What to do? Wouldn’t that make it more difficult for them?
While Wu Hu was operating the interface, he said: "You have to believe in the law of Tailai. I can even win the No. 18 lottery in hell. What else can I not win?"
In the live broadcast room, a group of netizens were already laughing and complaining about Wu Hu.
Qin Xiaohai looked at Zhao Hui, hoping that the fat chef could stop Wu Hu's impulsive behavior.
Fat chef Zhao Hui's lips twitched, he turned around and held a wooden stick, whistling while digging dirt to bury the bonfire to avoid accidentally starting a forest fire.
At this time, Wu Hu had already taken out the three small lucky stones, blew on the small lucky stones, and held them in front of his forehead, "Gods and Buddhas bless me, please give me a hard work!"
As he said that, he ignored Qin Xiaohai's confused look and directly pressed his thumb on the lottery button on the interface, and then the roulette wheel on the interface started spinning.
Although small lucky stones are sometimes unreliable, Wu Hu doesn't believe in Qin Xiaohai's luck even more. At least he still has small lucky stones to cheat, and they can't even cheat.
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There are 150 grids on the board, and each grid is marked with a number. By clicking on the number, you can see the information of the star represented by the number.
There are also two interfaces, one is the tool lottery interface, and the other is the material lottery interface. In addition to communication, this communicator only has this function.
But because the interface is so narrow, Wu Hu can't even click on it with his finger, so he simply doesn't look at the celebrities represented by those numbers and just decides who is the winner!
At this time, some netizens were already complaining in his live broadcast room. "Did Fat Tiger forget that he is abroad? How can the hands of the gods and Buddhas reach abroad so easily? You are not allowed to have sex with foreign gods.
After some negotiation..."
"Hahaha, brother, you understand the system."
"Why doesn't Tiger pray to God? Who are the gods and Buddhas?" Some foreign friends randomly entered the flower planting live broadcast room.
"That is the greatest god among us flower growers. He is omnipotent. "Our God is also omnipotent."
In the live broadcast room, while two netizens were having a heated discussion about the gods, Wu Hu's lottery draw was over. Wu Hu won the No. 8 lottery, which seemed quite auspicious.
Then the No. 8 lottery will appear on the interface. Click on it to see the information of the drawn star.
Then, Wu Hu burst out laughing and handed the communicator to Qin Xiaohai, "I'm just asking if you accept it? What I said about the law of Tai Lai is correct! Big fat shark, come and help!"
With that said, Wu Hu kissed the three small lucky stones in his hand, "Thank you to the gods and Buddhas!"
The big fat shark who was watching the live broadcast held his head and said, "Oh NO! Why me?"
He knew that he would definitely help build the shelter in the past, so the best result was to wait for these people to build the shelter so that he could go and enjoy the results.
Fortunately, there was no one else around him at this time, otherwise he would have been complained about. How did you have the nerve to say such selfish words?
When you take money from others, you have to behave well.
Qin Xiaohaiqing
Ahem, I have no choice but to be tricked by Fat Tiger again.
In the live broadcast room, many fans who wanted to watch the fun felt a little regretful at this time. Wu Hu really won the big prize! Among so many celebrities, how many of them can compare to the big fat shark in terms of strength?
But the big fat shark is so fat that he probably doesn't have much physical strength.
"Actually, the best strong laborers are Dwayne Johnson, Mediterranean Man, and Giant Cary. They are not as fat as Big Fat Shark, and their physical strength is definitely much stronger than Big Fat Shark."
"Indeed, Big Fat Shark has already let himself go before retiring. Now that he has retired for more than a year, he still has such good physical strength!" In the live broadcast room, a bunch of knowledgeable kings were doing post-mortem analysis.
I feel that Wu Hu's luck is still not at its best, after all, Big Fat Shark is not the best choice.
Wu Hu didn't care about this. After all, he was the captain. It was very rare to have the opportunity to order Big Fat Shark to do hard work and use him as a donkey of the production team.
Putting away the communicator, Wu Hu stood up and picked up his backpack, "Let's go! Let's make a simple shelter first. We may be hungry at night, so be mentally prepared."
Qin Xiaohai and Zhao Hui both nodded to express their understanding.
After all, not everyone is lucky enough to encounter prey as soon as they arrive.
Of course, they didn't know that there were actually quite a few teams that were luckier than them.
At least their team caught fish in that lake. After knowing that there was a lake in their competition area, they chose fishing rods and bows, so they did not choose rainproof cloth. But now their team is the most comfortable
, enough food.
The three of them set out on the road together, but they were not as fast as Wu Hu before, so by the time they arrived at the place Wu Hu had chosen before, more than half an hour had passed.
However, none of them had watches in their hands and did not know the specific time. They could only roughly judge the current time from the position of the sun in the sky.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wu Hu threw down his backpack, picked up the ax and saw, and pointed at the small mountain col, "This will be our next station. It is close to the water source and is convenient to get water.
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Zhao Hui asked: "There is a pool there. Will any animals come to drink water?"
Wu Hu said with a smile: "I wish there were animals coming to drink water! But this stream runs through the forest, and you can drink water anywhere, so there is no need to worry about this."
Qin Xiaohai nodded and said, "I'm going to look around to see if I can find some wild fruits or wild fungi. If not, we can just eat some tree bark."
Wu Hu smiled and said, "If you can eat that thing, then go ahead and eat it!"
Qin Xiaohai laughed when he heard this and said: "Eating bark does not mean eating the rough outer bark, but eating the cambium layer inside, that thin layer, some are green, some are white, birch bark,
All spruce bark is edible. Of course, eating tree bark is the last resort. If you are really hungry and can’t find other food." Wu Hu waved his hand, "Go ahead!" Then he looked at Zhao Hui,
"Old Zhao, go ahead and boil some water! You will definitely be thirsty after a while."
"Okay!" Zhao Hui put down his back and carried the black pot to the stream to build a stone stove.
While Wu Hu was cutting down a few spruce trees in a small mountain col, Big Fat Shark, carrying a huge backpack, got into a helicopter and rushed towards the direction of Wu Hu and the others.
Originally, he thought he could have a few more days of fun in Whitehorse City! Unexpectedly, he was drawn by that damn Tiger on the first day.
I have to leave before I can say hello to the hot girls in this city.
The big fat shark left with regrets and a serious look on his face. When he put on the photography equipment prepared for him by the program crew, the guy immediately changed into a hip-hop face.
"Hahaha, hello everyone, I'm your dear big shark, and I'm here to help Tiger. It turns out that he can't do it without me! If I were here, that moose and those little wolf cubs would have become our
of food.
That's right! I can't wait any longer! Look at my muscles, I can fight a giant bear." Big Fat Shark is also a braggart and doesn't do drafts. Being funny is an instinct in his genes.
Although I knew he was bragging, but thinking about his terrifying big body, it seems that he can really fight with a giant bear! As long as he is not afraid of death
talk.
When the big fat shark came to the place where Wu Hu and the others got off the plane in the morning, and the pilot left him and left, he was a little dumbfounded, "Wote? You just left me here? How am I going to join Tiger and the others?"
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In the live broadcast room, although everyone could not see the shocked black face of Big Fat Shark, when they heard his voice, they couldn't help laughing.
Before, he was coaxing and wanted to fight the giant bear, but now he was asked to go to Wu Hu's camp alone, and he became a Muggle.
The contrast between before and after made his fans really unbearable.
At this time, Wu Hu's communicator also heard the voice of deputy director Ren Ke. This person has been in this program group for four years and still has no plans to move.
"Attention Group 18, your new team members have arrived at the landing point. I repeat, your new team members have arrived at the landing point..."
Wu Hu, who was undressing the spruce tree and thinking about using the bark to make a bark bowl to hold water for drinking, couldn't help but be stunned, "You don't want to send people there, and you still want me to greet them?"
The reaction was exactly the same as that of the big fat shark, which made the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
Zhao Hui, who had already boiled the water and was helping the giant log, said, "Brother Tiger, how about I pick him up? You are strong and can work faster."
Wu Hu shook his head and said, "It's better for me to go! Otherwise, I'll run into some ferocious beasts, which will be troublesome. You stay here, and if you find anything wrong, you'll immediately plant a tree."
Beside them, there was already a poplar tree, and Wu Hu had tied several crossbars to the trunk so that they could quickly climb up the tree to avoid danger if something happened.
Wu Hu inserted the dozen wooden picks into his trouser pockets. The thickened military overalls were very strong and the wooden picks would not easily pierce the pockets. Then he tied the four short spears together, tied them to his back, and carried them in his hands.
Holding the two-meter-long spear, we set off directly.
By the way, Qin Xiaohai, who was looking carefully for something in the distance, shouted: "Brother Hai, I'm going to pick up that big fat shark. You guys should pay attention to your own safety."
Qin Xiaohai came back to his senses, stood up and said with a smile: "Okay! You should also pay attention to safety. Don't worry about dinner tonight. I found some edible wild morels. Wu Hu couldn't help but be happy when he heard that there were wild morels.
He got up and said, "It would be great if we could meet a grouse."
Otherwise, Wu Hu figured out the direction and then hit the road.
At this time, Big Fat Shark was also on the road, but his sense of direction was not that strong. He adopted the method of continuing along the path Wu Hu and the others had walked in the morning, entering the forest, finding the stream, and then following the stream.
Find it downwards.
This method is clumsy, but very practical.
But in this way, his route completely missed Wu Hu's route.
In the live broadcast room, some viewers jumped back and forth between the two live broadcast rooms, laughing and laughing, just like people watching for fun.
Wu Hu actually thought about this possibility, but he didn't think it mattered. He just took this opportunity to walk around to see if he could encounter any wild animals.
It would be best if you could encounter grouse or hares, if there are porcupines.
As for whether the Big Fat Shark would encounter any danger, Wu Hu was not too worried. After all, the Big Fat Shark was so big and powerful, and ordinary beasts really couldn't do anything to him.
With these longings in mind, Wu Hu moved quickly towards his destination, looking in all directions and listening in all directions. The audience in the live broadcast room complained again, feeling that the camera was shaking badly.
Just when everyone was complaining, Wu Hu had already casually pulled out a wooden drill, raised his hand and threw it out. Then he saw Wu Hu changed direction.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! When he stopped, everyone discovered that this guy actually shot another squirrel while running. He was stabbed in the body with a wooden pick and fell out of the tree.
The squirrel that fell down was not dead yet and was twitching. Wu Hu stepped forward decisively and sent it home to the west.
In the live broadcast room, the screen was already full of people saying 'f*ck'.
"Pang Hu is so awesome! This is mobile shooting!"
"Sure enough, no matter where you throw Fat Tiger, you don't have to worry about him starving to death."
"Is this a kick to your stomach? I just saw him wave his hand..."
Another foreign friend randomly broke into the flower planting studio.
"Yes! This is the legendary hidden weapon of our flower growers. Once you practice it to such an extent, you can even hurt people by picking leaves and flying flowers."
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"Don't you understand? Even leaves and petals can hurt people."
"I don't understand it very well, but it feels so powerful! Do you flower growers have many people who are hungry like this?"
"It's not that much. Asking Fat Tiger should make it clearer." Some people couldn't stand it and said, "I'm already stupid, so why are you teasing me?"
"Hahaha……"
Wu Hu picked up the squirrel, tied it to his waist with grass and vines, and then continued on the road, saying: "It seems that I guessed it right, the big fat shark should have found it along the way we took this morning. This
Idiot, do you have such a bad sense of space?"
When they heard Wu Hu complaining about Big Fat Shark, netizens not only showed no sympathy, but laughed out loud.
On the other side, Big Fat Shark wiped his sweat and silently complained in his heart, but he didn't complain about Wu Hu, but the show crew for leaving him alone.
He, Shark, is a superstar!
At this moment, there was a sudden noise from the front, which scared the big fat shark.
The camera panned directly in the direction of the noise and saw an animal covered in thorns squirming under a bush.
"What is that? A hedgehog?" Big Fat Shark asked, then turned around and looked around, preparing to look for some weapons such as stones to deal with this unknown creature.
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