Chapter 527 The scream of the big shark, you are our vanguard general
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"Wow! This is a porcupine!"
"The big shark is so lucky!"
"Haha, can't the big shark recognize a porcupine?"
In Shark's live broadcast room, his fans were complaining about him.
As a result, before the big fat shark could find its weapon, the porcupine had already spotted his huge two-legged monster, was frightened, and turned around to run away.
"Hey! Hedgehog, don't run!"
When the big fat shark saw his prey running away, he was a little nervous at first, but he immediately became bolder and started chasing after him while shouting.
Although the Big Fat Shark is fat, his footsteps are very big. Although the porcupine ran fast in this mountain forest, it still couldn't outrun the Big Fat Shark's pursuit.
It's just that the big fat shark was a little helpless at this time, because he didn't have any weapons at his disposal.
In desperation, he had no choice but to take off his backpack while running, and then threw the huge backpack towards the porcupine.
Maybe the memory of playing basketball is still there, so his shot was relatively accurate.
The backpack hit the porcupine's back directly, and then the entire backpack was pressed on the porcupine's back. The porcupine's spikes directly pierced the big fat shark's backpack.
Although the backpack may look big, it is actually not very heavy because it only contains a set of Big Fat Shark clothes, a sleeping bag, and a pair of shoes, which add up to less than twenty kilograms.
But this weight is quite heavy for a small porcupine. This porcupine is not as big as a backpack! So the porcupine was knocked to the ground without any suspense.
At this time, the big fat shark had already rushed over, wanting to kick the porcupine that was trying to struggle up, but he was afraid that he would kick down and kick the opponent's quill.
He looked left and right, trying to find a weapon that he could use, but the porcupine had already struggled to remove a piece of the spikes on its back, got up again, and fled away desperately.
Seeing this, the big fat shark realized that this was not a hedgehog, but a porcupine.
He ran over, picked up his backpack full of porcupine quills, and continued chasing. He threw the backpack at the porcupine for the second time, but unfortunately this time he didn't throw it accurately.
After doing this several times, the porcupine was almost scared out of its wits and began to scream loudly. The big fat shark was also panting from exhaustion. But in the end, the pig was still on the run and people were chasing it.
In the end, the big fat shark gave up and collapsed on the ground, "I tried my best, but unfortunately I don't have a weapon in my hand. Just give me a stick and I can beat it to death!"
In the live broadcast room, some of the fans of Big Fat Shark, as well as fans of Wu Hu who came to watch the fun, were feeling sorry for Big Fat Shark, while others were laughing.
Big Fat Shark's backpack now seemed to have turned into a porcupine, covered with porcupine quills, and the sleeping bag and clothes inside were probably riddled with holes.
Some fun people are waiting to see the big fat shark joke!
Big Fat Shark hadn't realized this yet, because he suddenly realized a more serious problem. He was looking around in confusion, wanting to ask: Where am I?
But he wanted to save face and resisted saying what he blurted out. He realized that he might have lost his way.
Oh NO!
The big fat shark howled in his heart.
In order to prevent others from discovering that he might have lost his way, the big fat shark pretended to rest and then silently observed its surroundings.
At the same time, Wu Hu had approached the dry grassland before, which was the landing point of their 18th group. Along the way, he didn't encounter any prey, not even squirrels.
But here at this time, there is nowhere to see the big fat shark.
Looking around, Wu Hu was a little speechless, "It seems that the big fat shark has really gone to our station on its own. Really, ask me to pick up Lonely!"
Wu Hu could only look around and pursue some new creases on the grass, which was the direction the big fat shark was walking.
At this time, after the big fat shark realized that he really couldn't find the direction,
He could only start cleaning the porcupine quills on his backpack. Every time he pulled out one, he howled "NO".
There were tiny barbs on the porcupine quills. Every time he pulled one out, he could feel the fibers breaking.
There was a cracking sound, and he felt that the sleeping bag and clothes and pants in his backpack had probably been punctured with many holes. The sleeping bag was better, and the clothes were still wearable when they were dry and full of holes?
In his live broadcast room, everyone couldn't help but laugh every time they heard him say "NO".
This big fat shark doesn't seem to be very smart. He didn't catch the porcupine, but he suffered heavy losses. It's like 'stealing the chicken but losing the rice'!
After carefully pulling out all the porcupine quills, the big fat shark opened the backpack and looked at the contents of the backpack. First, the clothes. The results were pretty good. Except for the coat with many holes in the back, the pants and other items.
The clothes don't matter much.
Next came the sleeping bag. The sleeping bag was packed in a black bag. There were no holes visible on it. He opened the bag directly, took out the sleeping bag, and then picked it up to check.
Sure enough, on the blue sleeping bag, there was an area about the size of two palms that had been poked with dense holes. The white lint inside could be clearly seen, and some of the white lint had even been pulled out.
"Oh NO! My sleeping bag!" the big fat shark screamed.
Hearing the big fat shark's murderous scream, almost all the netizens in his live broadcast room laughed unkindly, and all of them based their happiness on his pain.
He carefully stuffed the lint into the holes, fearing that the area full of holes would burst into pieces. If that happened, more and more lint would fall out, and eventually the sleeping bag would lose the warmth it should have. If the sleeping bag couldn't
Keeping warm is a disaster in this place.
On the other side, Wu Hu, who was chasing after the traces left by the Big Fat Shark, heard the screams from the Big Fat Shark in the distance, so he said in amazement: "Except for the Big Fat Shark, there should be no other screams like this."
Someone else! He screamed so miserably, nothing happened to the big fat shark!"
Listening to Wu Hu's guess, in his live broadcast room, a fan laughed unkindly and said: "Fat Tiger, hurry up and take a look, the big fat shark is crying so hard!"
"I bet that Fat Tiger will laugh unkindly when he sees the miserable situation of Big Fat Shark."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "It sounds like Fat Tiger has no sympathy at all."
"For other people maybe, but for his teammates, that guy has sympathy
Heart?」
"Fat Tiger: What is compassion? Haha"
"Haha, this is so fat!"
When Wu Hu followed the screams of the big fat shark and found the big fat shark sitting on the ground, carefully rubbing his sleeping bag like Zhang Fei was doing embroidery, Wu Hu couldn't help but laugh.
"Shark, what are you doing? Are you lost?"
Hearing the sudden sound, the big fat shark was almost startled.
At the same time, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I can't find my way around. How could I be lost? I mean, my sleeping bag was punctured by a porcupine."
"Can't find the direction?" Wu Hu, who has always been strong in reading comprehension, immediately grasped the key point, "You are indeed lost, I knew it! Hahaha."
At this time, some fans and viewers came back to their senses. No wonder the big fat shark kept looking around before. It turned out to be because he was lost. This guy pretended to be quite similar.
"No! No! Don't slander me!" Big Fat Shark directly denied it for three times, and then said that he encountered a porcupine. Because he didn't have any weapons, he had to hit the opponent with his backpack. As a result, the porcupine quills were all over the backpack, and the sleeping bag inside was
A piece of it was torn.
Wu Hu continued to focus on the key points and laughed: "So you chased the porcupine and lost your way after chasing it? I have to say, big shark, you are really stupid!"
Big Shark was speechless, "Tiger, do you still have any sympathy? I said my sleeping bag was torn, so I didn't get lost, okay?" In the two people's live broadcast room, many fans directly laughed and said no.
Laughing heartily.
"OK OK, you are not lost, you are just chasing a porcupine. So, where is the porcupine?"
"Run away! I don't have any weapons."
Wu Hu chuckled and handed over the spear in his hand, "Shark, from now on, this is your weapon. You are the main general of our team, don't let me, the captain, down, OK
?」
"I am
General?" The big fat shark immediately gave up his sadness and became very happy.
"Of course! You are my vanguard general. Do you know what a vanguard general is?"
"forward?"
"You can understand it that way!"
"What about you? Can I, the general, command you?"
"Of course not! I am the commander-in-chief, sitting in charge of the central army. You are the pioneer, the one who lowers his head and rushes forward. You are the most important person in the team. You don't have to worry about the rest."
"Then I want to be the coach, I am the real center forward!"
"Do you know those wilderness survival skills?"
"Of course I understand! I learned a lot before I came here."
"Then, you will lead the way?"
The big fat shark opened his mouth, lowered his head to put away his sleeping bag, put on his backpack, and took the spear Wu Hu gave him, "Commander, please come first. I am your general and will serve as your queen!"
In the live broadcast room, when they saw Big Fat Shark looking like a living treasure and putting on airs, some fans laughed unkindly, "It's true that Big Shark is lost, haha."
"I knew these two guys could make a living together, haha..."
"No matter how hard they work, it's useless. We couldn't hunt the porcupine. They still have to go hungry at night. The wild mushrooms that Brother Hai picked are not enough to stuff their teeth."
"Group 3 is really awesome. The environment is unique. As long as they can survive the coming snow season, their advantage is too strong."
"With the starving ability of the Starving Druid, it will be too difficult for Fat Tiger to win the championship this time."
"It's useless if he can starve alone. He has to save a teammate."
"And when the snow season comes, the lake will also be frozen. Cutting ice for fishing every day is also a physical job. And if other teams can hunt a large prey, such as a moose, they can last for a long time. Who will win?
, it’s too early to say now.”
"Don't deny others' advantages!"
The audience was discussing this matter in the live broadcast room. The public said that the public was right, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was right. No one could convince anyone. But they had to admit that the advantage of the three groups was indeed huge.
Under the leadership of Wu Hu, who has excellent direction identification ability, the two quickly found the stream, then followed the stream downwards, and finally arrived at the station after a lot of twists and turns.
At this time, the sun seemed to be hanging on the top of the mountain and was about to set. Next to the station, Zhao Hui had set up a stone stove. The large pot was filled with water vapor, and the wild mushrooms collected by Qin Xiaohai had been cooked. There were a bunch of them beside it.
Collected hay.
Wu Hu threw the squirrel on his waist to Zhao Hui, "Old Zhao, take care of it and throw it into the pot to stew with wild mushrooms! This way, the soup will have a bit of oily smell."
"Okay!" Lao Zhao responded, and then nodded to the tall Fat Shark behind Wu Hu, "Hello, Big Shark, I am Zhao Hui, you can call me Lao Zhao..."
Qin Xiaohai also stood up and greeted the big shark. He felt that this fat guy standing in front of him was too oppressive.
Big Shark was confused. At this time, he had not put on the translation headset. In order to ensure smooth communication among the team members, all team members had a translator.
"Hold on!"
The big shark turned over his backpack, and Wu Hu said to Zhao Hui: "Don't worry about him, the sun is going to set. You go deal with the squirrels, and I'll fix the temporary camp."
Zhao Hui nodded, turned around and ran to deal with the squirrel.
Wu Hu kicked the big shark next to him, "Stop looking for it. Help me set up the station first. We have to rest at night! I wasted a lot of time to pick you up. Otherwise, the station would be early
It’s done”
"OK OK!" Big Shark had no choice but to put down his backpack, stood up and started to help with the work. He didn't dare to lose his temper, lest Wu Hu would catch him talking nonsense about getting lost. But he obviously didn't know what to help, and he was confused: "What should I do?
Do?"
"It's very simple." Wu Hu pointed to two six- or seven-meter-long crossbars on the ground. "Put them up and put them on both sides of the col. Then put the rainproof cloth on top and press the sides of the rainproof cloth with heavy objects.
, a simple temporary residence was established."
There are only a few wooden piles in the small mountain col.
There were still a lot of dead leaves, but Wu Hu didn’t clean them up, so he had to lie on them to sleep at night!
The branches and leaves of those spruce branches are needle-shaped, like thorns, so it's not easy to use them as mattresses. But it's okay, besides dead leaves, there are also hay.
With Big Shark as a strong worker, Wu Hu can do things much more conveniently. He only needs to lift the giant tree on his shoulders and it can be easily placed on both sides of the mountain col.
However, the height is only about two meters, which is not very friendly to big sharks.
Big Shark stretched out his hand to indicate the height of the crossbar. It only reached his shoulders. "Is this really okay? I have to bend down to get in." Big Shark gestured with his movements, so Qin Xiaohai could also understand.
"This is just a temporary settlement, understand? It needs to be raised higher tomorrow, and two tree walls will be built on both sides to ward off those ferocious beasts." Wu Hu explained.
"So someone needs to keep watch at night, let me keep watch! I don't have much strength, so I won't be able to help you much tomorrow."
Wu Hu took the rainproof cloth and said, "You stay here for the first half of the night, and I will come for the second half of the night."
"But if you don't get a good rest, we will"
"Don't worry! My goal is to win the championship, and I won't be polite to you. When I do this, I naturally know my own status. It's okay if I don't sleep for a day or two." Latest website: