Chapter 563 The advantage is mine, they can have children!
Wu Hu climbed up, stretched, and said, "It seems we don't have much time left! Tony, you turn up the stove and I'll make breakfast. Lao Zhao slept a little late last night, so let's
Let him sleep a little longer. After a while, you go look for thorn bushes, and I will go to the places where the nooses and gill nets were laid out last night to see if there is any harvest..."
Yuluo Mengnan, who originally wanted to go out to boxing and warm up his body, had no choice but to nod his head and go to light a fire and boil water, and wait for Wu Hu to come over and make breakfast for them.
Seeing Wu Hu getting up, the others also got up. Except for Big Shark, a guy who was not afraid of boiling water, everyone else was a little embarrassed to stay in bed.
When Wu Hu faced the cold wind and walked out of the shelter, Da Meili and Ai Weier were returning hand in hand with toothbrushes and toothpaste. When they saw Wu Hu, they said hello to him.
Dameili said: "Pang Hu, Ai Wei'er said this is the first snow, so it shouldn't be the real snow season yet, is that right?"
Wu Hu nodded, "Ai Wei'er is from this country. She knows the climate of this country better than we do, so there should be nothing wrong."
"Tiger, what are we going to do today?" Avril asked.
"I'm going to brush my teeth first and talk about it later." Wu Hu said and walked towards the stream.
At this time, Qin Xiaohai got out of the toilet and said, "Panghu, it snowed last night. Is the snow season coming? The temperature is a bit low today..."
He wanted to say that he squatted for a while and his butt was almost frozen. When he saw two girls looking at him, he felt a little embarrassed to say this.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "Come on, come on! Other teams may be worse off than us."
When everyone heard this, their eyes couldn't help but light up.
Yesterday, they were the first team to hunt over a thousand kilograms of prey, which shows that the other groups are certainly no better than them. If the snow season is coming at this time, wouldn't their 18-group chance of winning be greater than the other groups?
How much?
Apart from the moose meat they got yesterday, they still had some argali meat, wolverine meat, and porcupine meat. Not to mention too much in total, there was still fifty or sixty kilograms.
Therefore, if you save some food during this month, food will not be a big problem.
Of course, if you want to continue the game, you must go out hunting in the snow. But under the same conditions, don’t other teams have more urgent needs for food than they do?
With this thought, everyone immediately felt relaxed.
As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison.
In fact, their guess was correct. When other team members saw the first snow coming, their sense of urgency was much stronger than yesterday. The arrival of the first snow means that the snow season is not far away. If they fail to find enough food during this period,
Stocking up, and obtaining food, will become more difficult over time.
Wu Hu and the others didn't know the situation of other groups, so they could only follow their own pace.
After brushing your teeth, washing your face, and taking care of your personal hygiene. I have to say that going to the dry toilet is really painful. Fortunately, the weather is very cold. If the weather is hot, it will feel sour and refreshing...
However, cold weather also has its disadvantages: the buttocks are prone to cold.
Wu Hu found it hard to imagine. What would they do when the temperature reaches minus ten degrees in the future? Will they still need their butts by then?
Wu Hu estimates that some people may not be able to bear this and withdraw from the competition.
I washed my hands by the stream, returned to the shelter, and roasted them on the stove, thinking that life would be easier if I had a towel or something.
After his hands were warmed, Wu Hu showed off his master-level home-cooking skills. He stir-fried deer intestines with wild mushrooms, stir-fried deer liver with tomatoes, and cooked a pot of deer tripe soup.
Breakfast is these moose offal, try to make use of these leftovers.
Tomatoes are one of the vegetables that came out of the treasure chest two days ago. The green vegetables have been cooked together with the pig blood sausage, and the potatoes have been used to stew the porcupine meat. There is only one pound of tomatoes left.
The same ingredients seem to be made in the same way, but everyone feels that the food made by their captain is more delicious than that made by their chef.
They don't know if it's an illusion, but they always feel that
The fishy smell is much reduced.
When Daddario asked this question, Wu Hu shook his head directly, "That must be your illusion. Maybe it's because you had a cold yesterday, so your sense of taste lost its function."
When the big husky girl heard this, she showed doubts and asked uncertainly: "Is it true?"
Ai Weier smiled and said: "The captain must be lying to you. I feel the same way. And Tiger, didn't you say that you are a flower grower and a god of food, and your cooking skills are top-notch?"
"Did I say that? You must have heard wrong. My cooking skills are average."
After hearing that Wu Hu had been denying his cooking skills, countless netizens in the live broadcast room started to joke, "Fat Hu definitely doesn't want to continue cooking for them, the routine is too obvious!"
"Open your eyes and tell lies. This is one of Fat Tiger's great strengths. Don't take it too seriously!"
"Are you sure this is an advantage?"
"To sum it up, it's just shameless!"
"Haha...that big husky girl is so cute, she was deceived and became lame!"
Sure enough, the big shark smiled and said: "Hey, Tiger, you don't have to be like this. I know you are worried that we will work together to fire our chef Mr. Zhao. Don't worry! As long as you cook a meal for us occasionally in the future, it will be fine.
You are our captain!"
At this time, some people came back to their senses and understood why Wu Hu refused to admit that his cooking skills were great. He had obviously boasted about his first-class cooking skills before.
The big husky girl looked at Wu Hu with burning eyes, "Captain, your girlfriend must be very happy! Music, movies, boxing...and now she can also cook..."
In fact, what she wants to say is that she can make money, bring people a sense of security, and is super strong. Now she can actually cook with first-class skills, which is perfect!
And when I ask this, I also want to see if this captain really has a girlfriend?
Although she also knew that their captain had many scandals, and even Swift, a popular woman in the music industry, was the target of his scandals.
But she felt that apart from being less famous, she was not without advantages. She looked down at her chest, and it was obvious that she knew where her advantages lay.
As a result, Wu Hu did not answer her question directly, but shook his head and said: "You are flattering me. In fact, in our flower gardening family, cooking is a skill that many men must know. We flower gardening men not only have to make money to give flowers to their girlfriends, but also
I also have to cook for my girlfriend, and sometimes I even have to do other housework..."
When the two Western men, Big Shark and Mediterranean Man, heard this, they couldn't help but silently opened their eyes. Are flower farmers so hard-working?
At the end, the Mediterranean man looked at the great Meili and asked: "Then what do you flower-growing women do? It seems that everything is done by you flower-growing men!"
Qin Xiaohai laughed and said: "They can have children!"
Everyone: "..."
Wu Hu laughed heartily.
Dameili rolled her eyes at Wu Hu, feeling that although Wu Hu didn't say anything, his laughter was clearly mocking, and it was also a group joke.
Qin Xiaohai's live broadcast room was already lively at this time.
"Brother Hai is so awesome! He dares to complain like this. Aren't you afraid that his female fans will lose their fans?"
"Brother Hai, take it easy! What nonsense are you talking about?"
"That's right! Be careful your female fans tear you apart!"
"I doubt Brother Hai has any female fans!"
"What happened? What made Brother Hai let himself go so freely?"
Brother Hai doesn’t rely on popularity to make a living, he is engaged in plant research!”
Wu Hu's live broadcast room is more lively than Qin Xiaohai's live broadcast room.
"Fat Tiger didn't say anything, but it seems he said everything!"
"This laughter is really full of ridicule! But there are indeed some girls like this!" "Take off your fans! Get rid of it! Damn fat tiger, have I offended you?"
"Little sister, have you been fooled by Brother Hai?"
"Brother Hai said it a bit harshly. In fact, most girls born in the 1980s can still cook."
"That's a girl from the town, a girl from the city,
hehe……"
"Wow! Fat Tiger, you're still laughing, you're done, you're done..."
"Fat Tiger: I didn't say anything, it's none of my business!"
At this time, Dameili stood up and explained: "They are joking. We flower-growing girls get along with boys. We are not as straight-forward as you Westerners. This is determined by our flower-growing culture. We call it reserved..."
Wu Hu did not refute Da Meili's words. In fact, although there are some signs now, the idea of pastoral women has not yet become popular, unlike ten years later.
However, some knowledgeable people are already worried about whether the female boxers from the flower-growing family will follow the same path of pickle sticks and Japanese soldiers in the future.
Facts have proved that it is indeed a well-trodden road.
After breakfast, the Siamese man and the Mediterranean man once again carried their bows, arrows, and spears, and started their hunting trip for the day.
Although it snowed a little, it was not thick. The snow in the woods turned into dew not long after the sun came up.
Big Shark went with Lao Zhao and others to find thorn bushes, dragged some back, and added a layer of insurance to the fence that was only used for decoration.
The three girls stayed at the shelter to help. The main task today was to completely finish the fence. Because the fence was quite long, the task was quite heavy.
Qin Xiaohai went to pick up the tool tent, while Wu Hu carried a short spear on his back, carried a long spear, hung a hand ax and a horn kettle on his waist, and set off directly towards the river with a wooden drill in his trouser pocket.
When you are empty-handed, walking along the stream is much faster, because in the stream you can jump on the rocks in the stream, but if you jump in the trees, it is a bit strange.
When he went there, Wu Hu didn't check the noose he had arranged yesterday, which was a suitable place for squirrels. They didn't find any other place yesterday, so they left it alone. He would stop by to take a look when he came back later to avoid getting caught in the trap.
The squirrel is still debating whether to leave it here or take it away, or whether to go to the river to see it first.
In the live broadcast room, Wu Hu's live broadcast screen began to shake or rotate again, which made the audience in the live broadcast room very unhappy and directly made suggestions to the program team.
"Director Zhao, I suggest you send someone to install a camera next to this stream. Fat Tiger is playing tricks again. The key is that we can't see it either!"
" 1!"
"Seconded!"
"How naughty Fat Tiger is now, how miserable he will be soon!"
"Fat Tiger: Who the hell is cursing me?"
How did Wu Hu know that the netizens in the live broadcast room would be cursing him? He hummed a somewhat off-key song - The King asked me to patrol the mountains!
Then he rushed all the way towards the river.
In the live broadcast room, netizens heard him singing tuneless songs, and they began to discuss Wu Hu's new album. Warner Records has successively released one or two of his new songs to promote his new album.
Fans are quite looking forward to Wu Hu's new album.
After all, Wu Hu has said before that after this album, he will not release any other new albums. If inspiration comes, then he will release some free new songs for everyone to enjoy.
In this regard, some fans expressed their expectations, and some fans felt that Wu Hu would not release any new songs. If he had money to make, he would not record an album. If he had no money to make, he would still actively write songs? Wu Hu is a dog.
Thing, are you so kind?
Netizens complained that Wu Hu came to the big river. It usually takes an hour or two to walk, but under his speed, it was over in less than an hour.
Seeing the river, Wu Hu ran to the river and washed his face to cool down his heated body.
Then he came to the place where the gill net was hung yesterday, removed the stones pressing on the crossbar, and reached out to pick it up. As soon as he took it, he felt something struggling on the gill net.
So he laughed and shouted: "There is something! Haha..."
Sure enough, as he lifted the gill net, two fish, one large and one small, were hanging on it. The long one was 50 to 60 centimeters long and looked like a strong char.
The small one is only about 30 centimeters, it should be striped pike, both
Edible fish, especially the latter, are relatively common freshwater fish in beaver country.
Although he only harvested these two fish, Wu Hu was still very happy. He dropped the two fish on the stone beach on the river bank and picked them up.
"The two fish add up to a few kilograms, which is enough to make a delicious fish soup with some smoked venison. It's delicious..."
The only thing that made Wu Hu a little depressed was that there was a big hole in the gill net. He probably caught a big fish in the gill net, but it got away, so he had to struggle to get a hole out of it.
For this reason, after Wu Hu put away the two fish, he went to the forest to get some bark fibers, twisted them into thin ropes, and mended the gill net on the spot.
Without this gill net, they would have lost one of their food sources.
Of course, fishing is not impossible, but without a hook, it depends too much on luck. He is not Jiang Taigong, and he doesn’t know when the lucky properties of the lucky stones will return to normal. Instead of trying your luck here, Wishlist
If you take the bait, you might as well try your luck in the mountains and forests, and maybe you can encounter large animals.
If he encounters a moose again, he can basically win. Unless the teammates in the team are really weak and keep getting sick in the cold weather.
However, given that they have been given so much time to adapt, the cold weather that will follow should not send all their teammates away.
Just as Wu Hu was mending the net and thinking about it, a brown-red figure emerged from the forest on the other side and caught his eye.