Chapter 601: The mysterious and confident Ah San, the 13th group who lost their captain
"Beautiful lady, do you need any help?"
As the two approached, the big shark in the team stepped forward and asked.
Naturally, other people in the team noticed the two people's tugging and tugging.
The big shark, who claimed to be a great man, stepped forward with a sense of justice and stretched out his hand to block the entangled man, "Hey! Sir, don't you know that this is rude?"
At this time, Wu Hu and the others discovered that these two people were members of Group 13, and the man was their captain. It was the man who was very excited about eating cow dung. After finishing in last place, he also boasted that he was very witty.
Captain Asan.
And this actress was a member of their team, which surprised Wu Hu and the others.
He was just a survival captain, how could he have the nerve to pester a female star? And this female star was not from their country, but from the Thousand Island Country next door.
What surprised them was that although the female star hated the other party's entanglement, she didn't seem to intend to directly break up the matter.
It's probably her 'condolence' that makes things worse!
This scene was not broadcast live, otherwise netizens would probably not be too surprised besides calling Ah San shameless.
Because in the last event, Captain Ah San had already shown some of his little feelings towards the female star of Thousand Island Country.
Captain Ah San said confidently: "I'm just pursuing the goddess in my mind. Is it illegal to pursue a goddess? Or do you think I'm not worthy?"
Everyone thought: With such a bear like you, you really don’t deserve it!
But it's hard for everyone to say this kind of thing, since it's none of their business anyway, so there's no need to be labeled a 'knight' to avoid unnecessary trouble.
Big Shark was trying to recruit a big guy for him, but he bluntly said that the guy was really not worthy.
But Wu Hu has already said: "Whether she is worthy or not, regardless of whether she is worthy or not, this lady is obviously disgusted with your entanglement. Can you show some gentlemanly behavior? This is during a recording program. Do you want to be embarrassed and exposed internationally?
To smear your country’s face?”
"Tiger, I know you, you don't have a girlfriend yet! Do you know what a woman in love is? She is obviously trying to get at me. This is a love game."
"..."
Everyone was shocked, and Dame Meili couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter.
When she realized that everyone was looking at her, Dameili waved her hands and said, "Sorry, sorry! I just suddenly thought of a very funny joke..."
As she said that, she glanced at Wu Hu.
Some people actually say that this guy doesn't know how to love? This guy is a playboy who can even do things like stepping on several boats without showing off.
Not only was he fascinated by the big husky girl, but he also maintained some unclear relationship with her.
Whenever she thinks of this, Da Meili feels that she must be crazy. How could she fall in love with such a man? But every time she sees that handsome face and the domineering tenderness in his eyes, she still feels...
It made her feel like she couldn't stop.
She didn't know whether she was addicted to his handsome face, his gentleness, or enjoying the sense of security he brought to her.
In short, this was the first time she heard someone say that Fat Hu didn't understand love.
The big husky girl’s idea is similar to that of big Mei Li, and she also finds it funny.
It was also the first time that Wu Hu was regarded as a man who didn't know how to love. He immediately felt like he didn't know where to start. Could it be that he gave people the impression that he was a straight man?
However, considering that the other party is so confident that if he is given a crack, the third brother will try to get in. It seems that he can hear this from the other party, so it is not too strange.
Asan's country is a country where even the exhaust pipes of cars are dangerous.
As for the Thousand Islands Country female star, she was speechless at this time. She probably refused this man's harassment before, and it was regarded as playing hard to get!
I have to say, this third brother is really confident!
What happened here also attracted the attention of the program team.
After all, there are surveillance cameras all around the tent to prevent some people from doing something unsightly. After all, there are many female celebrities inside, as well as many obsessed and confident idiots like Asan Ge, so we have to guard against them.
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Unexpectedly, this happened to them.
In fact, they had noticed before that there was something wrong with the atmosphere in Group 13, but they did not expect that such a bad thing would actually happen.
So, someone from the program team came forward and invited them into the main tent.
Wu Hu and the others naturally did not follow him, but went straight to relieve themselves.
The matter of Group 13 has nothing to do with Group 18. I just don’t know how the program team will deal with this matter in the end.
Coming out of the bathroom, Big Shark laughed and said: "Tiger, you don't understand love! Haha... This is the funniest joke I have ever heard today."
The Mediterranean hunk and Teacher Tony behind them couldn't help but laugh.
Wu Hu shrugged, "I have always been pursued by girls. I really don't understand how to pester girls in this way. Shaq, do you understand?"
Big Shark was stunned by Wu Hu's question. He was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth and boasted: "Who am I? I am the great Shaq. Do I need to pursue girls?"
The Mediterranean man behind him laughed and said: "Shaq, if the captain hadn't said that, I would have believed you. But the captain has said that, and you still want to learn..."
When Teacher Toni heard this, he couldn't help but laugh again and again.
Big Shark hummed, "Should I imitate him?"
Big Shark said, grabbing Wu Hu's shoulders, "Tiger, how dare you make fun of me this afternoon, I haven't settled this account with you yet!"
Under the shoulders of the big shark, Wu Hu seems to be a bit of a birdie.
"..."
"But Uncle Shaq has a lot, so I won't argue with you. But if you don't accept the challenge from those captains tomorrow, Uncle Shaq won't let you go."
Wu Hu was speechless. Isn't this guy afraid of being beaten by me?
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Teacher Tony on the side asked curiously: "Shaq, I never understood how the captain made fun of you in the afternoon? Why did you suddenly become angry at that time? What did you do?
You can tell us what is taboo so that we don’t accidentally touch those places again.”
Wu Hu also looked at the big shark strangely. He had also thought about this matter. After thinking about it, he felt that it was probably the "little" in that sentence that stimulated him.
Big Shark's "little" was certified by his ex-wife, and it was a stain that he could never wash away in his life. But unfortunately, he couldn't prove it yet.
Of course, it might be really small, so he wouldn't dare to take it out for everyone to appreciate.
In short, he is famous for his fatness, but he is also famous for being "small".
Wu Hu quietly glanced at his lower body, but his eyes were caught by the big shark, and then the guy suddenly became angry, "Tiger, you are really making fun of me! No, we have to go back and compete..." He pulled Wu
Tiger, turn around and head back to the bathroom.
As a result, Big Shark did not move Wu Hu. Wu Hu shook his head and said: "Big Shark, you'd better stop humiliating yourself. I didn't mean to make fun of you. It's just that you think too much. I didn't expect you to be such a sensitive person."
man……"
Wu Hu shrugged. From the corner of his eye, he saw Da Meili and the others coming out, and then walked straight towards the tent. The big shark couldn't pull them back.
"No matter how small you are, how can you be smaller than a kimchi stick?" Wu Hu made an OK gesture casually, and then said with a smile: "Of course, if you go to the kimchi peninsula, don't gesture like this to their men.
Otherwise they will get hurt."
At this time, the Mediterranean hunk and Teacher Tony also gradually came to their senses.
Then he glanced at the big shark and couldn't help laughing. After all, as teammates, how could they not know the news about the "little" big shark!
As a result, the big shark's anger spread from one person to three people.
The four people were fooling around and returned to their tents. The five people behind them looked a little curious. What were they talking about?
After a speechless night, Wu Hu got up early the next day and ran to solve his personal hygiene problem. Although he returned to normal, he had no appetite for breakfast.
So he drank a glass of water and ate a boiled egg and that was it.
After breakfast, we rested for a while and then today’s challenge began.
But before that, the host Hu Xiaotian told everyone that due to personal reasons, the captain of Group 13 will leave the show, and the captain's position will be temporarily replaced by Captain Bald Eagle.
Captain Bald Eagle is the guy who charges with a shield in the movie. He has never had any contact with Wu Hu before. Yesterday was the first time they met, so there is no way they are familiar with each other.
Although he is a member of Team 13, he is a star after all. He has no say in survival matters, so their captain never listens to his opinions.
In fact, they also had private communications with the mysterious and confident captain, but unfortunately no one could persuade Ah San to stop the bug from getting to his head and just wanted to find a hole to burrow into.
Ah San always felt that these people were robbing him of his goddess.
In fact, among the Hollywood stars, in addition to the ones Wu Hu has crossed paths with, there is also the Widow Sister who once had a close relationship. However, the Widow Sister and the Bald Eagle Captain are not in the same team.
When Wu Hu was promoting the album at Bald Eagle, he met the widowed sister. However, the widowed sister had a boyfriend at the time, and her boyfriend had a very explosive temper, so there was no communication with her.
At most it's just a nod of acquaintance.
He was also afraid that after having an affair with the widowed sister, the violent guy would chase him with trolls.
However, today's widowed sister is not yet the big girl who will be famous all over the world in the future. Although she is somewhat famous in Hollywood now, she is still not top-notch.
But she also has a pair of bowls that are too big to hold with one hand! Countless LSPs are drooling over her! Unfortunately, her height is a flaw.
During yesterday's competition, the widowed sister was also very low-key, or in other words, her luck was quite good. In Wu Hu's impression, she had never encountered any dark dishes. She was just as lucky as Ai Wei'er. After one dish, she
It just became invisible.
However, the widowed sister is in Group 8, a team led by Italian survival experts.
Hearing the news announced by Hu Xiaotian, the Bald Eagle captain and his teammates were not too surprised. Apparently the program team had already informed them.
It's just that their expressions looked a little sad, as if they were sad that their captain had left. As for letting Captain Bald Eagle be their captain, the two chefs from Asan Kingdom and the botanist didn't have any resistance.
It was obvious that they were quite convinced of Captain Bald Eagle and were not as confident as their former captain.
Sometimes, the third brother's thinking is so strange that it is difficult to understand, and he looks like a psychopath, just like their former captain.
Others don't understand what's going on inside, but Wu Hu and the others can guess a thing or two.
The program team's solution was to 'persuade' Captain Asan to quit. After all, this guy was just a bug and had nothing to do with the Thousand Islands star Bu Ya.
Speaking of which, the Thousand Islands star is still a victim!
You can’t be guilty just because you look beautiful!
If it weren't for her beauty, she wouldn't be able to be selected for this show! Therefore, it is impossible for the program team to easily persuade the star contestant to quit.
Although it would be easier for Group 13 to keep Captain Ah San, there are three female celebrities in each group. Without Buya, there are still two others!
What's more, everyone has been living outside for almost a month now, and they already know the basic survival knowledge. At most, they just lack the ability to hunt. So after comprehensive consideration, everyone finally decided to eliminate this unstable factor.
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People who don't know about it just think that the luck of group 13 is really bad. If the survival experts withdraw from the competition, what can they do to compete with other groups?
Therefore, it is now basically possible to announce that 13 is out early.
This script is the same as the one in which Wu Hu participated.
At this time, they desperately need a time traveler with a system to come to the rescue.
Unfortunately not!
If so, that's another story!
Without a ruthless person who can get excited by eating cow dung, the captains of each team are naturally happy. So much so that when the challenge competition begins, the captains of each team have smiles on their faces.
The rules of the challenge are relatively simple and crude. Each captain who participates in the challenge proposes a dish, which can be a normal dish or a dark dish, and then all the captains start to taste it. If they finish it on time, the challenge is considered a success.
The three who persist to the end will be the top three, and then the top three can challenge the original top three. The rules of this final round of challenge are the same as the rules of this challenge.
In other words, no matter which challenge it is today, you can order any dish you want, and you can even propose a challenge to dark dishes that did not appear yesterday.
If you look closely, this seems to be challenging the limits of human taste buds and olfactory tolerance.
Then the first dark dish was proposed by Bell who placed fourth - preserved eggs.
This flower-growing delicacy did not appear among the thirty delicacies yesterday. I don’t know when this guy had eaten this thing, but he actually gave it to everyone as soon as it was served.
Group 18 of Wu Hu, Group 17 of the Fighting Bear Team, and Group 1 of the Bald Eagle Earlie were watching the excitement from the sidelines.
When these people challenge them one after another, their advantages will become too obvious.
If you still succeed in being challenged like this, then don’t say anything, it’s embarrassing!