Chapter 655 Happy birthday to the noble Wu Hu, Fat Hu!
The people who came back were the Gallic chicken actor George and the maple country actor Luca. They were holding modern compound bows and arrows, and they were carrying a rabbit and a grouse in their hands.
This was their harvest for the day. The two of them were quite happy, at least it was not without harvest at all. The harvest was enough for everyone to have a meal, if they saved some food.
In the past, they used to go hunting with simple bows and arrows, but often came back empty-handed!
But they never imagined that they would come back happily and expect everyone to praise them! Who would have thought that they would be critically injured as soon as they entered the door.
There were six snowshoe rabbits scattered randomly on the snow in the yard, and each one was quite fat.
At this time, the widowed sister, who had been rocking her big peach just now, had returned to her usual demeanor, which was not cold, but definitely not as lustful as before.
A change in demeanor is called "absolute".
Therefore, women are born to act!
Wu Hu's lips curled up. He admired this woman's acting skills. Although she had never been recognized by the Academy of Oscars. But there was no way. The most popular female stars and the stubborn academics would not give them the Best Actress easily.
How can I do it if I don’t act ugly or crazy? Even if you are a stunning beauty like Auntie Diamond, you still have to pretend to be ugly and crazy.
Not to mention female celebrities, the same is true for male celebrities. The worst ones are Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise.
DiCaprio was okay, and finally succeeded, but Tom Cruise... But this guy is said to have joined a heretical organization later, so his identity may be a bit sensitive!
When Wu Hu walked out of the shelter with hot water, the two people looked at him, "Tiger, you are so awesome! Six snow rabbits in one day!"
They didn't need to guess. The person who could hunt so many snow rabbits must be Wu Hu, and they also saw Wu Hu coming back. If their companions had this ability, they would have used it long ago, so why wait until
today.
Wu Hu smiled and said to himself: They still managed to escape half of it! If he had a shotgun in hand, it probably wouldn't even take a day.
"We'll talk to you later, I'm going to take a shower first!"
Before he finished speaking, he turned around and entered the bathroom.
Ten minutes later, Wu Hu put on the clothes that had been washed and dried in the morning and began to deal with the snow rabbits, without waiting for Chef Kaili and others to return.
Clothes in this weather are very troublesome to wash. Not to mention drying them, they need to be dried over a fire. The power of the sun is like a paper tiger, which is a bit intimidating.
So Wu Hu only changed his underwear and not his jacket.
Seeing Wu Hu's skillful way of handling rabbits with a saber, several people couldn't help but sigh silently. The image of their captain Peter in their minds was even lower.
We are all captains, why is the gap so big!
His hunting ability is top-notch, and his ability to handle these prey is also top-notch. Team 18 members are so lucky to be able to hang out with such a captain.
Although they are not obsessed with winning the final championship and don't pay much attention to the final championship bonus, the popularity of becoming a championship team is what they want.
Because the popularity of the championship team cannot be matched by other teams.
Isn’t the purpose of their coming here just to gain popularity?
If it was just for the appearance fees, why bother persisting until now?
Just as everyone was watching Wu Hu deal with the snow rabbit, retired boxing champion John and his team also came back, carrying two rabbits in their hands, which surprised George and others.
With that broken bow and arrow, can you kill two rabbits?
"Wow! Why are there so many snowshoe hares today, Tiger, did you hunt them back?"
The three people who originally thought they were having fun were shocked when they saw so many skinned snowshoe rabbits placed on the snow, and then... they got even more fun!
They won't be jealous of anyone, they will only be happy that the food has increased and they can last a lot longer. If there is still such a harvest tomorrow, then...
As for whether Wu Hu had come back from hunting, George and the others thought the same way. The boxing champion and the chef also thought the same way. If George and the others had this ability, wouldn't they have used it long ago? Why wait until now?
There are so many snowshoe rabbits, how could George and the others be capable of this?
Seven snowshoe hares, one grouse, and two snowshoe hares add up to about forty or fifty kilograms of rabbit meat. This... In just two days, I gained more than a hundred kilograms of food reserves.
Is there anything more joyful than this?
This man is so powerful!
Like George and others, retired boxing champions and chefs also have the same idea of "Why is this man not our captain?"
Wu Hu glanced at them, stood up and said, "Kaili, I'll leave the rest of the matter to you. I have to make some broth and roast some rabbit meat for our dinner..."
Chef Kaili patted his chest, "No problem, leave it to me!"
Wu Hu was making soup. He first blanched the rabbit meat and then put it into the pot to simmer slowly. The widowed sister was lighting the fire and said, "It's a pity that we can't exchange captains!"
When Wu Hu heard this, he couldn't help laughing, "What are you thinking about? I am willing to swap captains, but my teammates are not. Then they will definitely say that I betrayed them..."
Rapace on the side also covered his mouth and smiled and said: "It's not that we want to betray our captain. If the captain can be changed, I don't mind you becoming our new captain."
Boxing Champion John also nodded and smiled: "I have no objection either!"
Seeing this, other people also laughed and agreed.
In the live broadcast room, many Italian netizens laughed directly, "Poor Peter, in just two days, all his teammates betrayed him."
"If it were me, I would also want to change the captain. The difference is too obvious! Hahaha..."
"It is indeed very obvious. Peter is now in Group 13. In two days, he has only hunted three snowshoe hares. This gap makes the members of Group 13 almost cry!"
"I have reason to suspect that Peter wants to eliminate Group 13 early, haha..."
"I wonder if he will be surprised by the food reserves of his group when he comes back in a week!"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I can only say that Tiger is so selfless, he is really helping Group 8!"
"With the current food reserves of 18 groups, he doesn't need to care about this at all..."
"But he could have been like many people who worked hard but didn't work hard!"
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Indeed, there are still many captains like Peter, the former captain of Group 8, who are ineffective in their work. Of course, more of them are those who work very hard, but the result is that they are as fierce as a tiger in one operation.
The record is 1 bar and 5'.
They appear to be doing well on the surface, but no one knows if they are doing it on purpose or if they are really unlucky. Anyway, apart from complaining about their luck, they can't seem to say much else.
The representative figure among them is Kim Byung-man, the kimchi captain of Team 4. This guy's luck is indeed very bad, so bad that everyone thinks he is acting a bit crazy.
But if you look carefully at each of his past activities, you will find that this guy's luck is indeed not very good, and some strange situations often occur inexplicably.
For example, when searching for the captain to piece together a treasure map, this guy gave his only survival tool to a snowshoe rabbit at the beginning, and then had to rely on his teammates for help. Although he didn't finish last, he still missed the chance to win the event.
But this time, this guy's unlucky attribute was activated again, but what was better than that time was that this time they only lost one arrow.
There are some hard-working captains like Wu Hu, but they are more shameless, such as the two captains of John Bull.
They were originally hailed as mentors in the survival world by many people, so they did not dare to destroy their own brand easily.
In fact, these two people are not short of the final bonus. In other words, they care more about their reputation than the final bonus.
There is also the only female captain like Erli, who also works hard.
In fact, they can indeed work without exerting any effort. In the subconscious mind of many people, wouldn't it be stupid to help their opponents? It is human nature to work without exerting effort.
Of course, only if everyone generally has this idea, so captains like Wu Hu and others who do this will make people think that their sentiments are quite noble.
No matter what their purpose was, at least they were not deliberately lazy and slippery.
As the saying goes, 'a gentleman's actions do not matter his heart', all you need to do is see what they do.
After dinner, the 8 group members sat in the shelter, drinking tea made from chaga mushrooms, and everyone was a little excited.
It is obviously different from the depression and desolation when Wu Hu came here yesterday.
Their bodies may be tired, but their spirits are completely relaxed.
At this time, we can say, what can we do to relieve our worries? The only way is to reserve food!
At this time, the widowed sister raised the tree bowl containing chaga tea, touched it with Wu Hu, and said with a smile: "Tiger, I wish you a happy birthday!"
"..."
Wu Hu was obviously stunned for a moment because he had forgotten his birthday.
Others also looked at the widowed sister strangely, wondering how she knew the date.
Seeing everyone looking at her in confusion, the widowed sister had a strange look on her face, "Don't you all know that today is Tiger's birthday?"
Rapace coughed lightly and said, "I really don't know, how do you know?"
Retired boxing champion John blinked his big eyes, "I guess Tiger himself has forgotten it."
Wu Hu came back to his senses, touched the bowl with his widowed sister, and said with a smile: "Thank you! I really didn't remember this day. Speaking of which, I rarely celebrated birthdays in the past, and my mother even called me many times.
Give it to me, I just remembered this day."
The widowed sister smiled and said: "Before I came here, I read many people's information." She was explaining why she remembered Wu Hu's birthday, "Our birthdays are in the same month. Your birthday is four days earlier than mine. You are
The 18th, I am the 22nd, and the 18th happens to be the weekend. In fact, I can’t remember the day of the week, but the weekly activities arranged by the program team made me remember which day is the weekend. I originally planned to use it to calculate my
It's my birthday, I didn't expect..."
When everyone heard this, they nodded one after another, with an expression of "I see".
At this time, other people also came to their senses and sent birthday wishes to Wu Hu one after another.
At this time, countless netizens also sent birthday wishes to Wu Hu in the live broadcast room after hearing this.
In an instant, the screens of many live broadcast rooms were directly dominated by the words "Happy Birthday Tiger". Some netizens who had just come in and didn't know what was going on were filled with question marks.
This blessing was not only affected by the stars in the 8 groups and Wu Hu's own live broadcast room, but also by the live broadcast rooms of several stars in the 18th group.
Because in Group 18, Da Meili also mentioned this matter.
Everyone was wondering, how did she remember Wu Hu's birthday? Then Dameili explained, saying that before she joined the team, she had read the information of several previous teammates and remembered the birthdays of several of them, including Qin Xiaohai and Lao Zhao.
, and the big shark's.
She didn't know about the players who joined the team later. After all, she couldn't remember the birthdays of all the stars.
Then, everyone sent blessings to Wu Hu from the air.
At the same time, I was also sighing that today is Fat Hu’s birthday, and I don’t know if anyone in Group 8 knows about it. I guess even if Fat Hu remembers it, he won’t tell it.
Therefore, Dameili also called on netizens in the live broadcast room to go to the live broadcast room in Group 8 and send Wu Hu a blessing from the air.
What she didn't know was that there was someone in Group 8 who moved faster than her.
They not only sent blessings to Wu Hu, but also sang happy birthday to him.
Then the widowed sister asked Wu Hu, "Tiger, how do you celebrate birthdays in your flower garden? Eat birthday cake? Sing happy birthday? Have a birthday party?"
Wu Hu glanced at her, a little suspicious. Did this woman's behavior in the evening mean that she wanted to give herself to him as a birthday gift? How could this woman be so good at getting into trouble?
Wu Hu said with a smile: "There are all kinds of ways to celebrate! When I was a child, on my birthday, my mother would cook me a bowl of noodles and add a pair of eggs. The noodles are healthy and longevity noodles, which means that I can be healthy and live a long life without disaster.
.A pair of eggs, in the hope that I can get 100% in the exam..."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Especially in the flower grower’s live broadcast room, many flower growers’ netizens laughed.
"The same style of mother is exactly the same as my mother!"
"When I was a kid, I really loved and hated those eggs! I wanted to eat them but didn't dare to eat them, because I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to meet my mother's expectations..."
"Hahaha... I don't have this pressure. I'll eat first!"
"Isn't Fat Hu a southerner? Do southerners eat longevity noodles?"
"Many of the ancestors of Fujian came from the north. It's not surprising!"
"Who still eats longevity noodles now? They all eat cakes and go to karaoke..."
"It's because mom is not around and there is no one to cook for you!"
"..."
"reality!"
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At this time, Wu Hu continued: "When I grow up, I often don't want to celebrate birthdays because it requires money and invites many friends..."
Everyone knows that Wu Hu became famous only in the past two or three years. Before, he was an ordinary amateur, a programmer whose talent was buried.
And I have a girlfriend, so I don’t want to celebrate my birthday, which is completely understandable.
As a result, the widowed sister said, "Won't your girlfriend hold a birthday party for you at that time?"
Roar! It’s true that you can’t pick up any pot!
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens laughed.