The scene went crazy, the Internet exploded, and the fans knelt down.
Crazy, unbelievable, God... and other words, all tell everyone how poor the bald eagle people's words of praise are. At this time, everyone has a kind of "you will regret less when the book is used, and you can buy it and travel around the world"
Feel.
When Wu Hu came off the stage, the scene was directly overwhelmed by cheers.
The reporters on the sidelines immediately came up to him and surrounded him. "Tiger, can you tell everyone why your long-range three-point shot is so accurate? What's the secret?"
"Tiger, are you ready to enter professional basketball?"
"Tiger, I heard that you are not planning to release an album in the future. Is it because you want to enter the professional basketball world after professional boxing?"
…
Faced with various problems, Wu Hu smiled and stretched out his hand to press slightly, "Just be quiet. First of all, I have no idea of playing ball. Playing ball every day is too boring. It's just like my previous martial arts training. It's boring. This
Not the life I want."
"As for why my long-range three-pointer is so accurate, it's very simple. It's just like me throwing a javelin or a short spear. As long as I know where to hit and hit the ball, it won't be difficult for me.
, just like Tim’s 45-degree angle board..."
"..."
Is this simple?
Listen, is this human talk?
Many fans were speechless when they heard Wu Hu's words.
But thinking about this guy who seemed to be really accurate when he threw the short spear in the survival show, everyone felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong. Although Wu Hu's words were suspected of being pretentious, what he had to admit was that he was actually pretending.
arrive.
At this time, Du Xiaoshuai, who lost the bet, took off his clothes, and then wrote the words "You beat me" on it with a signature pen, and signed his name.
"Tiger, you win!" Du Xiaoshuai was convinced, especially the eight super long three-pointers that Wu Hu threw in later, which can even be said to be the three-pointers in the game.
It's a shame that such an awesome man is not a professional player, otherwise... Just imagine, would a man who can fire cannons in the audience become a nightmare for all stars?
Who is Jordan? No matter how strong Jordan is, he can still defend him.
How to defend against this guy?
Wu Hu smiled and said: "KD, do you want Sijia's bath water?"
The reporter next to him burst out laughing when he heard this.
Du Xiaoshuai had a dark face: You can't make it, right? Can you say something else?
At this time, the Black Mamba came over, pushed aside the reporters, put his arm around Wu Hu's shoulders, took him aside, and asked in a low voice: "Tiger, are you interested in joining us as the Lakers to win a championship together? Regular
You don’t have to show up for Sai…”
Today, the Black Mamba, after joining forces with Dayao, already holds six championship rings.
So this year he plans to give it another try and surpass the number of championship rings held by the old basketball hooligan. Although he cannot surpass the old hooligan’s contribution to the league, as long as the number of rings exceeds his, when people talk about the number one in history in the future, he will
Also qualified to be mentioned.
Although Black Mamba is paranoid, he still has no shame in saying such things as a super old gangster.
But he can't say it, fans can! People who don't have a championship dare to say that they are a super old hooligan with one championship. If he holds seven championship rings, hum!
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Are you kidding me? I'm not a player!"
"You just need to register with the Players Association. Then you will be a free agent, and then we can sign a contract with you... How about it? Is it very simple?"
Du Xiaoshuai was following them quietly and his eyes were straight. How could he still operate like this?
But thinking about it, it seems that it really works! The league doesn't care how you operate it. As long as you are a member of the Players Association, no matter how useless you are, you can sign a contract as long as the team is willing.
Although a maximum salary is not possible, a minimum salary is possible! You don’t even need to play in the regular season, you can directly play in the playoffs. When the time comes, as long as this guy steps onto the court, who the hell can defend him?
This is a super BUG!
Isn't this bullying?
When Wu Hu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Black Mamba, you will scare them."
As he spoke, he deliberately glanced back at Du Xiaoshuai, who was silently following them.
But thinking about being able to get a championship ring will be a topic of conversation. When talking about this championship in the future, can we get around him, a cheater? And it can also hit the three giants who are at the top of the team. Why do they suddenly
There is an inexplicable sense of excitement!
Of course, the Lakers still have to get past the Spurs, the strong team in the Western Conference.
This year's finals will be a battle between the Spurs and the Heat.
But this is a script from another time and space. Now that the Lakers have Yao, as long as the Black Mamba is not injured, it is still unclear who will win in a battle with the Spurs.
Just think about it, he is a singer, actor, amateur boxer, and business owner, and he suddenly went to play in the NBA league, how come he feels a bit nondescript!
It’s too unprofessional!
Moreover, if you play in the NBA, if the national team is called up, should you go by yourself?
Forget it, it's better not to be too careless about your job.
"Haha, forget it, I'll sing a song for you first."
The on-site DJ has already asked Wu Hu to prepare. The players from both sides who were warming up began to return to the locker room one after another, preparing to appear under the on-site DJ's roll call.
As soon as Wu Hu left, Du Xiaoshuai asked Black Mamba, "KB, are you kidding me?"
"Ha! Who knows!"
"..."
When the players from both sides came out, Wu Hu came out with a microphone and sang two songs. One was the flower-planting song "Human is -" from the new album, and the other was "unstoppable" which was used as a battle song by the NBA.
The song "Human Is -" allowed the audience to experience a five-D ear-splitting super enjoyment, and also proved Wu Hu's singing skills beyond ordinary people's imagination.
Millions of tuners, does he need this kind of service?
Many spectators at the scene and in front of the motor were once again shocked by Wu Hu.
Swift was a little surprised. After Wu Hu came off the stage, she said, "I thought that song was your studio masterpiece, but I didn't expect you to be so stable live."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wu Hu smiled evilly at her, "Are you looking down on me?"
A few people were chatting in low voices. The game started soon. Both sides took the field. Dayao once again lost the jump ball. Facing his opponent, he just stepped on the ball and didn't even jump.
After the match started, I don't know if it was because of Wu Hu's stimulation, Du Xiaoshuai seemed to have been given a shot of blood, his hands were hot, and the Black Mamba couldn't guard him.
Of course, the opponent's defenders couldn't guard against the Black Mamba. Unfortunately, in comparison, the Milan Blacksmith's business was relatively good, and it was non-stop after opening.
In the end, the Lakers narrowly defeated their opponents by "fifteen points", 105:120.
After the game, the Black Mamba refused to give up and said to Wu Hu: "Look, if you were on the court today, just throw a few and we would win."
Wu Hu was speechless, "Brother, you lost by fifteen points!"
"Yeah, just five three-pointers!"
"..."
Okay! Just be happy.
When they went to be interviewed by the media, Wu Hu had already left with the widowed sister, Swifty, and the husky girl.
Because he was surrounded by three big Hollywood girls, no one would have thought that the relationship between them would be so complicated.
When they went to the widow's sister's residence in Hollywood, the Black Mamba, Dayao, and their coach Brown were being interviewed by reporters.
As soon as they sat down, a reporter eagerly asked the Black Mamba if it was true that you wanted to sign Tiger.
Black Mamba knew it and asked, "Who said that?"
"KD, he just said that you want to sign Tiger without even using him to play in the regular season."
Black Mamba smiled and said: "I'm sure that Tiger is definitely the best super three-point shooter on the planet. He is the best championship puzzle piece. What do you think?"
"..."
It seems to make sense.
Dayao sat aside and laughed, and then someone asked him about the possibility of signing Tiger.
Dayao shook his head and said with a smile: "He is an actor and singer, how could he come to play ball?"
"But he's still a boxer. Maybe he had a sudden whim!"
Dayao shook his head, "Then I don't know, you go ask him!"
Then the reporter asked coach Mike Brown if there was any possibility of signing Wu Hu?
Mike Brown laughed and said: "We have a good chemistry now."
This was a polite rejection, which made some reporters feel slightly relieved, such as reporters in Miami, reporters in San Antonio, etc.
If they really want to sign such a three-point bug, how should the Lakers stop it? With Yao on the inside, it is already difficult to deal with, and they also have to deal with the black mamba on the outside. Another one can throw it all over the court.
How to solve the bug of ultra-long three-point shooting?
The next day, Wu Hu made the headlines in entertainment newspapers, sports newspapers, and the news that the Thunder beat the Lakers by 15 points could only come later.
Wu Hu and Du Xiaoshuai's long-range three-point competition, Du Xiaoshuai's lifelong bathwater joke, the Black Mamba inviting Wu Hu to join the Lakers, Wu Hu's spectacular visit to the Staples Center... and other news, full of news
In this country, Wu Hu once again became famous as the Bald Eagle.
Mike Brown's words also made the coaches of other NBA teams breathe a sigh of relief. Although I have never heard of Wu Hu having any playing experience, as long as he can throw three-pointers and put it on the court, he is a
A huge threat.
For someone like him who can throw ultra-long three-pointers with such accuracy, his threat is no less than that of superstars like the Black Mamba and Dayao Yao.
But some fans are calling, if the Lakers coach is unwilling to sign Tiger, won't opportunities come for other teams? You should act quickly!
After the fans made such a fuss, Wu Hu's popularity among the Bald Eagles has increased sharply, and the sales of the new album have also increased again. Several English songs in the new album have appeared on the notice.
Among the top ten songs, one of them even reached the top spot.
These foreign news were also reprinted in China, so the flower garden network suddenly became lively again, "Real or false? Fat Tiger is going to join the Lakers?"
"Ah...isn't our lake the championship again?"
"It's fake! Is Fat Tiger so careless about his job?"
"What does it mean to not be doing your job properly? When Fat Tiger was boxing, didn't everyone say that Fat Tiger was not doing his job properly? What was the result? Four hundred million dollars in two minutes!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, is it possible to join the NBA at will?"
"It depends on whether you have the ability. The NBA does not prohibit teams from signing free agents, as long as the number does not exceed fifteen players."
"Having said that, with Fat Tiger's physical strength and his three-point accuracy, if you put him on the court, he can outrun his opponents!"
"Damn it! It's true! Just go out and throw it around when the time comes."
"Stop talking, please. If you keep talking, the NBA will become a game of house."
"I feel like Fat Tiger is always a bug-level existence wherever he goes! He's so awesome!"
…
Such an awesome person is currently spinning silk with three spider spirits in the silk cave.
This transaction lasted only two days. If his agent Su Ming hadn't called him and told him that he had found a house and asked him to take a look, he would have been a little happy.
When he returned to Beverly Hills, Auntie Diamond didn't ask him where he had been fooling around for the past two days. Because when Wu Hu left the Staples Center, he followed three beautiful girls. This matter has already been reported
come out.
The reporter who wrote the press release didn't dare to make too bold assumptions. But Aunt Diamond could imagine that he and the three ocean horses must have had an affair.
Although she is the mother of the child, she is not a real couple after all, and she is not qualified to dictate Wu Hu's private life. She just asked, "When will you return to China?"
Wu Hu took the little one from her arms, kissed her and said, "In a few days! I still have an endorsement contract to sign with Coca-Cola."
"Have you ever thought about playing ball here?" Aunt Meizuan followed him and asked with a smile.
Wu Hu glanced at her and said with a smile: "What? You want me to stay?"
When Aunt Meizuan heard this, she couldn't help but remain silent. She had indeed thought about it, but she felt that it was a bit unrealistic. How could this man stay?
But she still asked without giving up, but she didn't ask directly.
Sure enough, this man immediately grasped the crux of her question.
"There are still a lot of things going on in China!" Wu Hu shook his head and smiled, "But don't worry, I will find time to come here to accompany you mother and son."
After a pause, he added: "If you like other men..."
"Okay, you can shut up!" Aunt Meizuan reached out and covered his mouth, "You are the father of the child, I know what you are worried about, and I can guarantee that I will not stop until little Jackson becomes an adult.
What kind of boyfriend do you want? Of course, in return, you must fulfill the responsibilities of a father when I am in need..."
"What about?" Wu Hu looked at her with a mean smile.
Aunt Meizuan gave him a big roll of her eyes.
Wu Hu wanted to tease her, but he saw Mei Zhuan's mother carrying a bag of ingredients and bringing a woman in. The woman was Aunt Mei Zhuan's assistant, and Wu Hu had seen her before.
After all, when I and Aunt Meizuan stayed at home for three days and nights to cook silkworms, it was this assistant who brought them the ingredients.
Seeing Wu Hu holding little Jackson and sitting with Aunt Meizuan, her assistant looked like "Sure enough," and smiled and said hello to Wu Hu.
Wu Hu handed the child to Aunt Meizuan and got up to make lunch for them.