Chapter 724 I am too old to listen to this kind of music, you idiot!
On this festive day, thousands of households are watching the Spring Festival Gala. On the stage in front of the Spring Festival Gala, Shen Teng and Ma Li are performing the sketch "Today's Happiness 2".
This is the 20th program tonight. Wu Hu and the others are sitting in the audience. Several people are sitting around a table. Around him are Liu Qian, Li Jian, Sha Baoliang, Zhang Jie, Wang Banbi and others. Every time I rehearse recently, Liu Qian will go to practice magic tricks with Wu Hu.
Among the celebrities sitting nearby, only Wang Banbi and Wu Hu didn't talk much. Wang Banbi didn't have the nerve to get too close to Wu Hu because he was a hothead, but when the two met, they would nod and greet each other without any real words. Considered a mortal enemy.
Maybe at the beginning, they did think about blocking Wu Hu, just like how they blocked Dao Lang. But when Wu Hu became famous in Europe and the United States, it was no longer possible.
After seeing Shen Teng and Ma Li step off the stage, Liu Qian got up to prepare for their upcoming show, with a gap of one song in between.
Liu Qian is very popular now. After knowing that Wu Hu can do magic, he will go over and compete with Wu Hu every time during rehearsals. He is also full of praise for Wu Hu's magic skills and even bluntly said that Wu Hu has professional magic skills. teacher's level.
No one knew whether Liu Qian was flattering Wu Hu or whether Wu Hu's magic was really that powerful. Anyway, they couldn't see any trace of Wu Hu's performance, which was just like magic.
There are some magic tricks that not only they can't see, but even Liu Qian can't see. For example, when performing the magic of disappearing objects, Wu Hu directly put the items into the system backpack.
Due to industry rules, although Liu Qian wanted to ask Wu Hu how he did it, even he couldn't see any trace of Wu Hu's hidden items. This was so awesome, but he was too embarrassed to ask.
Although Wu Hu saw that Liu Qian wanted to ask, he smiled and said nothing.
When watching other people perform magic, I want to expose their magic, but when it is my turn to perform, it will definitely keep people guessing.
Speaking of which, if Liu Qian hadn't gone to the foot pot chicken to seek death and knelt down to worship some emperor, he wouldn't have been defeated so miserably.
But he is from the Bay Province, so Wu Hu is not surprised by this, because some people in the Bay Province are actually not that hostile to chickens.
Not everyone can be as tough as Milk Cha Lun, and Hua Liu is the most ridiculous one who dares to speak out.
Just like those suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, some people in the Bay Area have an incomprehensible morbid fondness for the chickens that once persecuted them.
Otherwise Mrs. Kurosawa would not have chosen to marry a footbath chicken man.
But since you want to come to the mainland to make money, you should be clear that you cannot do anything that damages the feelings of the people in the mainland. This is the most basic and simple value.
But Wu Hu doesn't have much dislike for this guy. The main reason is that this guy hasn't done those things yet, and people still come to talk to him enthusiastically. Can he be a big star?
And it is very possible that some things that happened in another time and space may not happen in this time and space. It is better to wait until it happens in the future and keep a distance from it.
Just like when facing Lu Jin Wuyun, Wu Hu also had a gentle expression. After all, he had not done anything to make Lao Guo feel stomachache. Moreover, he did not have much interaction with Lao Guo, and Lao Guo did not even invite him to listen to him.
I did a cross talk with Lao Yu, but invited him to appear on his show.
It was a program co-produced by Lao Guo and Lychee Channel (Jiang S Channel), called "Guo's Show".
It is said that the first episode has been recorded, and the guest is the king of sketches, Lao Zhao. The second episode wanted to invite Wu Hu, but Wu Hu said he was not available and he had to attend the Grammys.
Lao Guo said it could wait, but Wu Hu also said he still had to participate in the NBA All-Star Game.
Then Lao Guo understood that Wu Hu was rejecting him tactfully.
Lao Guo is a good man, how could he not hear it?
However, Lao Guo was not angry and said casually that his son could also perform. If there are any small roles in the future, his son could be considered.
His son is that unicorn, and he is still a chubby little boy.
Thinking of this little chubby guy, Wu Hu thought that in another time and space, this guy had collaborated with Tie Tie on "The Son-in-law" and, yes, there was also "Celebrating More Than Years", but in "Celebrating More Than Years", they
They play siblings. Speaking of acting, this little chubby boy is quite good.
But maybe because he is a cross talk actor, the roles he plays tend to be comedy, which is quite lovable to watch.
Not long after Liu Qian left, Shen Teng quietly sat back. He was arranged to share the same table with Wu Hu, probably because Wu Hu had collaborated with him on "The Star"!
Old Shen sat back and drooled as he looked at the untouched dishes on the table.
Wu Hu then laughed in a low voice and asked, "You haven't had the New Year's Eve dinner yet, have you?"
Shen Teng swallowed, picked up the water on the table and took a sip. He shook his head and said softly: "How dare you eat it! If I burp on stage, how do you think I should die?"
Obviously, the current Lao Shen is not the one who worked hard in variety shows later, and he does not dare to make mistakes on this solemn big stage.
Li Jian, who was not far away, took advantage of the camera not hitting them and chuckled: "You think everyone is like you, Fat Tiger, and dares to come here after the New Year's Eve dinner! By the way, Fat Tiger, you didn't eat tonight
Fried food!"
Wu Hu shook his head and asked, "No, what's wrong?"
At this time, the host Xiao Sa on the stage had finished speaking and invited the singer Aunt Mao to the stage. Now it is Aunt Mao's program - the song "Happiness".
Under the dim light, Sandao Liang, who was sitting next to Li Jian, chuckled in a low voice: "It's best not to have any, otherwise if you can't hold it in for a while on stage, it will be a joke. Think about what will happen tomorrow."
Let’s make headlines!”
Li Jian said softly and seriously: "Shocked, the international superstar Fat Tiger actually farted on the Spring Festival Gala stage!"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but lower their heads and shrug their shoulders to suppress laughter. The water in Lao Shen's mouth almost spurted out.
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Far away in a mountain valley in Fujian Province, Wu Hu's family members were sitting in front of the TV watching tonight's Spring Festival Gala. The eldest nephew yawned, "Why hasn't uncle's program arrived yet?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Although the host said auspicious words on the stage, and when announcing the curtain, the camera would occasionally hit Wu Hu and the others, but there were too many stars.
He doesn't have many shots either.
Grandma felt sorry for her eldest grandson and said, "Your uncle's show is going to be at the end! If you feel sleepy, go to sleep! Children don't need to stay vigil."
There are many people like my eldest nephew who want to watch Wu Hu's show but find it too late. But for some people who are used to staying up late, it doesn't matter.
It’s just that the Spring Festival Gala programs are like this, making it increasingly difficult for young people to like them. Many people even use their mobile phones to call friends and fight in the Grand Canyon.
Some young people who returned to their hometowns directly gathered in groups to play mahjong.
Finally, when it was almost twelve o'clock, Wu Hu finally took the stage.
His fans began to call their friends and ask them to come back and watch the show.
Because the song is called "Dislocated Time and Space", many fans of Wu Hu did not think of this song as the main melody, because the title of the song is not the main melody.
However, when some movie scenes appeared on the big screen behind the stage and the voice-over sounded, 'The situation in the country is chaotic and the people are suffering, throw away your illusions and prepare to fight!', many people suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies.
At this time, Wu Hu took the microphone, walked onto the stage, and opened his voice as he walked:
That year, you were the same age as me
As young as a young song
But in order to create that new world in the dream
You turned around and hurried into the wind and rain
…
Young people may not fully understand the suffering of troubled times, but when they look at those movie scenes on the big screen, they also feel their hearts tremble, their throats are slightly blocked, and their noses are sore.
Not to mention the older generation of revolutionary workers who came through those years.
At this time, some of them picked up their reading glasses, put them on the bridge of their noses, and looked at the TV screen; some opened their cloudy eyes from sleep; and some had their throats twitching slightly and their eyes were moist.
, breathing speeded up a bit.
This is a song that can resonate with the older generation's revolutionary work.
I see thousands of lovely you
Don't look back, run towards the depths of the smoke
How many youthful figures disappear into the night
In exchange for morning light
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In the live broadcast room... Douyin Platform spent a lot of money to buy the live broadcast rights of this year's Spring Festival Gala with CCTV. For Wu Hu's sake, CCTV relaxed. However, the money spent was not cheap at all.
, which made Douyin general manager Cheng Quansheng feel a bit at a loss.
In the live broadcast room, many netizens directly launched barrages.
"Is it appropriate for Fat Tiger to sing this song during the Chinese New Year?"
"That's right, it made sand get into my eyes!"
"I'm too old to listen to this kind of music! Damn!"
"I was quite happy at first, but now I feel so confused..."
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Just when the netizens were talking and chatting happily, the song entered its climax:
I look up at the starry sky that you have seen
We meet again after a hundred years of time and space
That smile before you turned around
I understand everything
I look up at the starry sky that you have seen
The ground under your feet has changed time and space
The red color you left swaying in the wind
in heart heart
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In the live broadcast room, a group of trolls launched a barrage - "tears".
"My eyelids are shallow and I can't hide my tears. Damn, what should I do?"
"On New Year's Day, my mother asked me why I was crying. What can I do? I don't want to cry either! You damn fat tiger, please pay me..."
"If I had known it was a song like this, I should have prepared tissues."
"Salute to the revolutionary martyrs!"
"Salute to the great pioneers!"
Then the barrage was flooded with words like this.
At this time, many people are a little confused, thinking of the country struggling to rise from the aggression of the foreign powers, thinking of the country's staggering step by step from the blockade of the foreign powers, from poverty and poverty, to the present; thinking of those who have no hesitation and served the country.
Each of the revolutionary martyrs who sacrificed their lives had different resonances in their hearts.
Some of the more emotional people were already in tears at this time, unable to restrain their emotions from pouring out from the bottom of their hearts. Just like the poem by the poet Mr. Ai Qing - Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I love this land
Love deeply.
Why am I crying? Because I am proud of the rise of this country.
Why did the director team arrange such a song on this festive day? Because the song was so good that they couldn't bear to take it down.
And this is also the reason why they put this song at the end of the program, because it is not easy to ruin the festive atmosphere.
After the song ended, many people at the show stood up and gave Wu Hu the warmest applause.
It can be seen that many people have tears in their eyes at this time.
In short, cry for me!
Even people who don’t shed tears secretly use technology all day long to make themselves look less cold-blooded and let others know that they also have a burning patriotic heart.
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When Wu Hu returned home from the Spring Festival Gala, it was already past one o'clock.
Only Yahuazi was still waiting at home. When he saw Wu Hu and Xiao Luo coming in, Yahuazi blew up a gust of fragrance and hung on Wu Hu's body. She hugged him and nursed him, "Damn Fat Tiger, you sing too much."
Okay, it made my mother and I cry!"
Ronaldinho laughed and said: "There were also many people crying when the boss sang on stage, ha!"
Wu Hu didn't put down Yahuazi, he just held her up and walked in, asking: "Where is our mother? Are you resting here or are you going back to your place?"
"Go back to my place!"
"Let's go! Let's go and have a rest. It's quite late at night." After saying that, Wu Hu carried Yahuazi upstairs and turned to Xiao Luo by the way: "You can do it yourself."
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Early the next morning, Wu Hu got up to make breakfast and found a lot of leftovers in the refrigerator. Seeing this, Wu Hu didn't throw them away and heated them all.
Coming from a rural background, he has no objection at all to eating leftovers.
Even though he is now worth hundreds of millions, he has not been extravagant or wasted.
But there were a lot of leftovers, so he had to make up his mind to add some extra food. By the way, he could also give Yahuazi and Ronaldinho a bottle of constitution potion each.
Ronaldinho held up his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Boss, you are on the top of the hot search list again. Even the second-rate newspaper named you and praised you, saying that you sang "Dislocated Time and Space" well."
Wu Hu said with a smile: "Then you send another version of "Dislocated Time and Space" to my account on the Douyin platform. Think of it as my New Year's gift to my fans."
Hearing this, Yahuazi raised her eyebrows at him, "Fat Tiger, where is my new gift?"
"Didn't I give you hundreds of millions last night? Are you still not satisfied?"
Yahuazi was stunned for a moment and said, "Shameless!"
‘Zu Luo’ understood this immediately and said to Wu Hu speechlessly: “Boss, I’m still here, can you please stop force-feeding me dog food! I’m so heartbroken.”
"Drink more soup when you feel upset." Wu Hu had no intention of self-reflection and said to Yahuazi: "Sissi, call our mother and ask her to come over for dinner."
After Yahua's mother came over, Wu Hu took out three bottles of constitution medicine and gave them to them.
Yahua's mother doesn't ask much about this thing now. Even when she drinks it, she is more interested in it than Yahuazi and the others. Young Yahuazi and the others may not feel it, but the elderly Yahua's mother is very aware of it.
Clearly understand the benefits this potion brings to her.
This is a good thing to make her body more energetic.
At the same time, Wu Hu also silently added two points to his own strength.