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Chapter 733 Tiger, are you sure you are not an alien?

Last year, Wu Hu competed with Adele for the Grammy Awards, but he was unable to compete with Adele, who was in full swing. But this year, he succeeded.

In two months, more than 10 million albums were sold worldwide. This achievement makes it impossible to ignore his existence. Coupled with Warner Records' efforts for him, Wu Hu's own popularity in the world, and Adele

I won this award last year...

Various reasons came together, so few people felt that Wu Hu was not worthy of this award. Even Adele herself, who was the most vocal about winning the award, stood up with a smile on her face to congratulate Wu Hu and gave him applause. Others

What else can be said.

At this time, Wu Hu's fans at the flower garden were already going crazy.

This is the ‘Best Pop Singer of the Year’ award!

There was a comprehensive award before, and now there is a pop award, who else?

Wu Hu's fans stood straight and looked sternly, as if they saw all the musicians in the country as scum and vulnerable.

There is no way, these days are still an era when foreign monks are fond of chanting sutras, and exports to domestic sales have always been very popular. Wu Hu can become famous on this international stage, which is something that countless domestic musicians simply cannot do.

Even the rock and roll circle, which is the most stubborn and tough-talking, and sees everyone as a brat, dare not point fingers at Wu Hu, let alone other types of musicians.

After this award, there is the 'Best Pop Album', and Miss Kelly, the sweet Texas girl who was chatting with Wu Hu before, won this award.

Swift, who was sitting next to Wu Hu, had a smile on her face, but when Wu Hu applauded her, he clearly heard the inaudible sound coming from her mouth - it was actually this Bichi!

With a smile on her face, she secretly sells it! Swift played her very vividly.

As awards were won one after another, Wu Hu was finally nominated for his third award - Best Rock Song of the Year.

On the flower garden side, the dissatisfied fans hope that Wu Hu can make a string of three.

It is a pity that this year Wu Hu lost to the rock band Black Keys. Wu Hu was not unjust in losing to this band, because this year's four rock awards, this band directly won three of them, best metal performance, best

Rock songs, best rock albums.

When the award came to the country song category, Swift sat up straight because she had a nomination for Best Vocal Collaboration. Although it was not an important award, it was still an honor.

As a result, she was disappointed. It wasn't until halfway through the award presentation, when it came to the "Best Film and Television Song of the Year" award, that Swift went on stage with another band.

That was the band she collaborated with and played on the song "Sfendsound" written for the movie "The Hunger Games" - the Jihad Band.

Although it is not related to Swift's main business, the country music award, this award seems to be a bit tasteless, but it cannot be regarded as a total gain.

When Swift stood up to accept the award and hugged Wu Hu, she asked him: "Tiger, won't you give me a kiss? I can give you a chance for revenge."

When everyone nearby heard what Swift said, they couldn't help laughing.

"Hey! Come on stage quickly! Don't make the audience and fans wait too long."

Wu Hu looked like he couldn't let go and rejected her proposal very shyly, which made many people who wanted to have fun feel it was a pity and felt that Wu Hu was still too reluctant to let go.

Wu Hu naturally complained secretly about this. Can the nature of being forcibly kissed by others be the same as kissing him on his own initiative? It was this forced kiss, and he didn't know how many times he would be pinched by Yahuazi when he turned around! Wu Hu was sure that Yahuazi

I will definitely be furious when I see this news.

But fortunately, when he was boxing, he had been forcefully kissed by Swift and dozens of other golden cats, and Yahuazi had already developed some immunity to it.

Of course, those golden cats kissed his face.

Finally, when this year's awards ceremony was completely over, Wu Hu and other musicians who had won the grand prize were surrounded by entertainment reporters.

As the person with the most awards at this year's Grammy Awards, Dan Auerbach, a member of the Black Keys, won a total of four awards, including three rock awards that the group won together. At the same time, the potstickers and

Two rap giants, J-Z and Kanye, also won three awards each.

In terms of awards, Wu Hu has fewer awards than them, but in terms of the influence of awards, Wu Hu's two awards are actually more influential than them.

After all, more people listen to pop than to rap and rock.

"Hey, Tiger, can you tell me how you're feeling right now?"

"Yes, tell me how you feel about being forcefully kissed by Swift!"

"Hahaha……"

When this was mentioned, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Facing everyone's interview, Wu Hu raised the small gramophone in his hand and said with a smile: "It feels great! Winning these two awards is everyone's recognition of my music achievements. Thank you to my fans, I love you!"

"

After a pause, Wu Hu added: "As for Swift, oh, stop talking, I have a headache now, she has a lot of crazy fans, I guess a lot of people on the Internet have already scolded me! Also,

I hope my fans can stay sane..."

Wu Hu said, facing the camera with a sly look, and winked at the camera, "As a man, I have not suffered a loss. I hope you won't scold her, thank you!"

The footage of Douyin's live broadcast has never left Wu Hu, so he still stayed to follow Wu Hu in the live broadcast room of Douyin platform. Fans watching his interview couldn't help laughing when they saw Wu Hu's demeanor.

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"Why the hell do I suddenly feel that Fat Tiger has suddenly become a bitch again?"

"It's not rough words, but as a man, he really didn't suffer!"

"I feel so sorry for my goddess, Swifty! I made the mistake of giving my sincerity to a dog!"

"Fat Tiger is a real dog, that's right!"

"I just want to know what Yahua, Tietie, and Mina looked like when they saw Fat Tiger kissing Swifty. They are so looking forward to it!"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "What other expression could it be? Fat Tiger has not officially announced his relationship with them, what right do they have to interfere with Fat Tiger's private life? I support Swift,

Super long legs!”

"Have you noticed that Swift has become more aggressive tonight?"

"What's so strange? If you squeeze that thing, who wouldn't have a ditch?"



After the party, there is a cocktail party, held by the organizer or private. If you want to participate in this kind of party, most of them are bald eagle sauces.

Wu Hu followed the locals and attended a party held by the organizer with Swift, and then returned home with his assistant Ronaldinho.

Over in Beverly Hills, Aunt Diamond and Sister Widow also prepared a unique party for Wu Hu and Swift.

Noble queen outfit, Catwoman warrior outfit, widowed sister battle outfit...

Wu Hu was dazzled by what he saw, so it was another sleepless night.

What's even more busy is that today is the 14th for the flower grower, Valentine's Day. Although the gifts cannot be delivered to those women in person, he has to call each of them.

As for gifts, they can only be sent by mail.

When he called Yahuazi, Yahuazi gritted his teeth and told him to wash his neck and wait. Seeing how to deal with him later, he actually asked him to kiss him two or three times.

She also said that Tietie and Nana were on her side this time, and they were also very angry.

But in fact, Mina was the only one who was angry, and Tietie was very considerate.



The next day, it was Valentine's Day again on February 14th for the Bald Eagle, which was more than ten hours later than the flower grower. The Black Mamba, Dayao and Lao Na, who had no game, accompanied Wu Hu to the Lakers.

The usual training facility is the Toyota Center.

As the older rookie signed by the Lakers this season, Wu Hu is enough to take the place of the three leading Lakers stars.

Of course, they are more curious about Wu Hu's various physical test data.

In the training hall, not only general manager Mickey is there, but their boss Buss Jr., Buss's sister Aunt Jenny, their coach Mike Brown, and other staff members are also there. If not for the old Buss at this time,

Lying in the hospital bed, everyone probably wanted to come over and join in the fun. That is to say, other players were not notified, otherwise there would probably be more people coming.

I have to say that this reception standard is luxurious enough.

There was something wrong with the way Aunt Jenny looked at Wu Hu. This made Wu Hu quite speechless. Didn't this aunt get engaged to that old KFC guy just last month?

"Ho! Welcome our pop star."

Playboy Bass opened his arms enthusiastically when he saw Wu Hu.

Facing the enthusiastic little Bas, Wu Hu hugged him politely. Although this guy's abilities were average, he still gave him enough face.

At this time, general manager Mickey stepped forward and said: "Tiger, welcome to the Lakers. The press conference is scheduled for ten o'clock. Is there anything you need us to prepare?"

"No, just feel free to do it," Wu Hu said.

Then, coach Brown asked his predecessor to invite Wu Hu to do a physical test.

In fact, everyone ran over to greet him. In addition to giving him face, they also wanted to know his physical measurement data. As for height and arm span, etc., they can be found, because when Wu Hu boxed, these basic data were all available.

Recorded.

Putting on the No. 9 jersey he had ordered before and putting on the shoes he had brought with him, Wu Hu jumped on the spot, then started to warm up and threw a few punches casually.

The surrounding staff looked dumbfounded. Is this a warm-up?

Soon, the test began, and it turned out that Wu Hu's static data was indeed nothing outstanding. For a basketball player, it was even a bit eye-catching. His height in shoes was 186c, and his wingspan was 193c, which was only ten centimeters more than his pure height.

Not outstanding.

His hands are even smaller. Compared with ordinary people, they look slender, but compared with those big-handed monsters in the basketball world, they are really out of sight.

Fortunately, there are also Lao Na and Corvo who belong to the ranks of small hands like him.

It's just that Wu Hu is a little smaller than them.

In the nb league, there are a lot of players with static talents like him.

But everyone knows that this guy's strength is not his static talent, but his shooting talent and dynamic talent.

Sure enough, when the bounce was measured, Wu Hu's vertical bounce shocked everyone. It was directly 120c. Even Corvo's run-up jump could not reach this height.

At this time, everyone can only be stunned.

Wu Hu's run-up bounce went directly to 135c.

Although this result is scary, Corvo feels that Wu Hu may not have used his full strength.

In fact, Wu Hu's two statistics ended with just one jump. Dayao and Lao Na both hoped that Wu Hu could jump again.

Especially Aunt Jenny, her eyes were shining when she looked at Wu Hu.

But Wu Hu no longer tried a second time, he felt that this height was enough.

If he really wanted to use his full strength, Wu Hu would be afraid of scaring their jaws off.

He himself has actually tested it privately. During the run-up jump, he can reach 1.5 meters easily and 1.8 meters just barely. If he really wants to achieve this result, shouldn't he scare them to death?

Even if he hadn't been taken away to be sliced ​​and studied, he still wouldn't be able to explain why he was so superhuman!

As for those world jumping records on the Internet with a vertical jump of 1.6 meters, they are bluffing. The vertical jump is the height taken off from the same place minus the height touched on the same spot, and the run-up bounce is the height touched during the approach minus the height touched on the spot.

Those who can jump to a height of more than 1.6 meters just shrink their legs.

If Wu Hu shrinks his legs, he can easily climb the two-meter wall.

At this time, Wu Hu's jumping data is: 235c in place, 355c in vertical take-off, and 370c in run-up jump.

Due to the limitation of his height and wingspan, although Wu Hu's bounce looks terrifying, from their perspective, it seems that he cannot touch the top edge of the backboard, because the top edge of the backboard is as high as 395c.

However, with such a bounce, you can dunk casually, and you won't be like that bad guy from Golden State who even dunked even if he was rejected by the basket.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! However, these are not what surprised them the most. The most terrifying thing about Wu Hu to them is his speed. The speed of 100 meters is faster than that of a flying man. 9

Seconds 3.

This data made those who measured the speed feel that there might be an error.

After Wu Hu saw this result, he cursed secretly: Damn! I couldn't control it!

Then he said that the test must be wrong, so he ran again, and this time he was under control, 9.8 seconds, but this result still stunned everyone.

Why don't you run track and field and win the gold medal every minute?

When Wu Hu ran a 3/4 court speed of 2.6 seconds, everyone was numb.

Of course, what makes everyone even more numb is Wu Hu's terrifying bench press data. He started at 200 kilograms and stopped after easily completing ten.

Black Mamba felt that he could not let Wu Hu go this time, so he pushed him back, and then signaled Dayao and Lao Na to increase his weight, directly increasing it to 230 kilograms.

This bench press data is already among the top bench press data in the nb league. There are only a handful of players who can reach this bench press data.

Karl Malone, who is known as the Iron Elbow, counts as one.

Even Brother A-Tan, who is famous for his bulldozer breakthroughs, does not have such data.

Wu Hu didn't know whether to laugh or cry about this, but he still satisfied Black Mamba's curiosity.

So I finished ten more easily.

At this time, everyone at the scene was a little dumbfounded. Is this Nima still a human?

Aunt Jenny looked at him with eyes that seemed to be on fire. It was so bright that Wu Hu was a little worried. Is she already wet? It seemed that the KFC grandpa was facing this old aunt.

At this time, it should be that there is more than enough intention but not enough strength.

At this time, Black Mamba looked at Dayao and Lao Na again.

In the end, Wu Hu was forced to open business by Black Mamba. After asking them to measure the bench press data of 280 kilograms, Wu Hu would not do anything anymore. He could not pretend that he could easily complete 600 kilograms.

The bench press data was slowly tested and they found out that it was not.

If anyone really knew about this terrifying bench press data, it would really scare people to death. After all, the current world record for bench press is less than 600 kilograms. And he looks so 'thin', how could he possibly contain something like this in his body?

Such huge power?

Taking Wu Hu's physical measurement data, a group of people looked at this man who didn't look like a muscular man at all as if they were looking at a monster.

The main reason is that his height and body shape look very different compared to those strong men in the league. Compared with normal people, Wu Hu is actually not thin at all.

Just like the strong Dwayne Johnson, he has to turn into a cute little boy in front of big sharks and flying pigs. There is no harm without contrast.

Corvo squeezed Wu Hu's arm, "Tiger, are you sure you're not an alien?"

(End of chapter)


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