Start with the celebrity wilderness survival show Chapter 735: Collectively looking down on the bad, watching in six directions, listening in all directions
Chapter 735: Collectively looking down on the bad, watching in six directions, listening in all directions
On the contrary, Wu Hu himself is not too worried about this. He is still in the mood to be at home with a few women, watching the so-called basketball legends on TV analyzing his data, and enjoying the services of a few women at the same time.
Some massaged his shoulders, some squeezed his thighs, and some fed him grapes.
At this time, he looked like an uncle. If their fans knew that they were so 'humble' in front of Wu Hu, they would probably go crazy.
Of course, the service is mutual. Now they are serving Wu Hu, and soon it will be Wu Hu's turn to serve them. Wu Hu's female fans will probably be angry if they see their male god serving these women.
I got mad and yelled: Why is that person not me?
"Captain, do you really want to play tomorrow?"
The big husky girl held his legs and made some foul moves with her little hands from time to time.
Wu Hu enjoyed it and said with a smile: "Everything has been said, so why are there still days off? You and Sijia, on the other hand, have taken a few days off this time. Aren't you going to go back to work?"
They have been here for three days, not to mention staying at home, but they are almost there. They are all very moisturized, and their skin has improved a lot.
Especially with the help of physical fitness and flexibility potions, the flexibility of several women has been greatly improved, and many difficult movements can be unlocked without injury.
Auntie Diamond has to take care of her children, so she always gives herself time off, which makes sense. Swift just attended Grammy yesterday, so it is normal for her to give herself a few days off.
But the widowed sister and the husky girl have been on the set before.
The widow who massaged Wu Hu's shoulders and used a ball on Wu Hu's head from time to time said with a smile: "We took a week off and won't go back until the All-Star Weekend is over. We were planning to go to the All-Star Weekend! This is also a holiday.
A good opportunity to increase your exposure.”
Indeed, many celebrities will take time off during the All-Star Weekend, especially those who like to watch football games. After all, this is a sports event that will be broadcast in many countries.
Wu Hu came to this league to play, didn't he just take advantage of this opportunity to advertise for his generation of tigers and endorse himself?
It's a pity that he won't play in the regular season and won't have the chance to participate in the All-Star Game. He can only participate in the three-point shooting contest and the slam dunk contest.
These two competitions, plus the skills challenge, can be operated in secret. As long as the little old Jewish man nods, his name can be added.
The All-Star game is different. The league provides a list of players and the fans select them through voting. Wu Hu does not play in the regular season and is not even qualified to be on the list.
Faced with the media's unanimous disapproval of the program, Wu Hu was not very angry.
But when the big husky girl was massaging him, her frequent foul movements gradually made him a little angry. So when he gasped, he directly pressed her head.
As a result, Swift had already bitten a grape and hooked his neck.
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The next day, Wu Hu got up refreshed, prepared a breakfast for them, and then drove out to find the Black Mamba. There was a game in the evening, and he needed to go to the team to meet his teammates and chat with them.
A simple joint exercise.
After arriving at the Lakers training center with Corvo, Wu Hu took out a bag from the trunk. This was a gift that Wu Hu prepared for the team members.
Yesterday afternoon, at Aunt Diamond's manor, after completing the ceremony for Black Mamba and Dayao, as well as the ceremony for Big Shark to become little Jackson's godfather, and the ceremony for Wu Hu to become little Gianna's godfather, Wu Hu asked Big Shark what to give.
Is it appropriate to give a gift to a teammate?
In this regard, the Shark has more experience than the Black Mamba.
Then Big Shark said that a famous watch and a large gold chain were the most suitable.
Wu Hu felt that the big gold chain was too tacky, so he asked Ronaldinho to go out with his bodyguards and choose some watches as gifts for his teammates.
Lakers players are no strangers to Wu Hu, a singing superstar, and many of them even sing Wu Hu's songs, especially after his song was selected as a battle song by the NBA.
Under the introduction of Black Mamba and Dayao, Wu Hu got to know them, and then presented his gifts. After seeing the famous watch worth thirty to forty thousand dollars that Wu Hu gave, everyone immediately became enthusiastic
, even those defenders are like this.
However, in the Lakers, point guard players Chris Duhon and Steve Blake were Nash's substitutes and would not have much playing time.
Although Wu Hu also plays point guard, everyone has heard that he does not play in the regular season, and may not even participate in the first and second rounds of the playoffs, so he will not compete with them for playing time. As for tonight's game
In the game, it was just for him to try it out. Even the players and bosses didn't have any objections, so naturally they wouldn't have any objections.
Lao Na is still lamenting that he was not shameless that night and rushed to be the godfather to Wu Hu's son! Although he took his two daughters to play with Corvo's two daughters yesterday afternoon, the little girls also had fun.
He was very happy, but he always felt a little regretful.
"Tiger, when are you going to fight that guy Mayweather for the second time?"
After distributing the gifts, Wu Hu changed into his jersey, and Ci Shiping asked.
As soon as they heard this question, everyone's curiosity was aroused. Many of them wanted that guy to be beaten up. But the last time Wu Hu fought Mayweather, it ended in one round. Mayweather
Although he was knocked down by Wu Hu, I felt that the beating was not too severe.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "We are negotiating. It is estimated that even if we fight, it will take a month."
After all, the organizers of boxing matches need time to build momentum for them, and they need to give advertisers enough time to negotiate advertising costs, etc.
With that said, Wu Hu took out his Mihu Generation and put it on.
Sure enough, when these strong black men saw the somewhat middle-class black and white picture of a fierce tiger descending from a mountain on Wu Hu's sneakers, their eyes suddenly shone.
"Wow! Tiger, these sneakers of yours are so cool! Can you give me a pair?" Bynum, who is known as the little shark, asked directly.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Wu Hu stood up, stamped his feet, jumped, and said with a smile: "Okay! But this shoe is not online yet. When it is online, who of you wants it?"
, tell me."
After warming up, he started group training to let Wu Hu get familiar with the game. When Bynum beat Dayao with a jump ball and the ball flew to Wu Hu's opponent, Chris Duhong, Wu Hu directly squeezed him gently and then took off.
, and stole the ball.
As soon as Du Hong was squeezed by Wu Hu, he staggered out. After running a few steps, he simply fell. Then the whistle sounded, and Du Hong, who was sitting on the ground, started laughing.
The Black Mamba, who was in the same group as Wu Hu, laughed and said: "Tiger, don't use too much force. If you use too much force, you will easily get a foul. Look, this is the best lesson."
Wu Hu hugged the ball and looked at the guy who was pulled up by his teammates speechlessly, "Your flop is too obvious."
"As long as it's effective, referees will most of the time be more sympathetic to the weak."
The ball changed, and then Wu Hu continued to face off with Du Hong. Du Hong bullied Wu Hu as an older rookie and was about to show off in front of him. As a result, the ball disappeared as soon as he changed hands. Wu Hu had already cut it hard and accurately.
Drop the ball and start running.
When everyone reacted and rushed to half court, there was a bang and Wu Hu's figure was already hanging on the opposite basket.
"Oh! What speed is he going at?"
Except for a few people who knew about it, everyone else was shocked.
After that, Wu Hu showed off his dribbling in front of him under Du Hong's defense. Du Hong was about the same height as Wu Hu, but his weight, strength, and speed were much different.
Wu Hu passed him in one step and rushed into the penalty area. In the penalty area, there were not only Little Shark and Dayao, but also Jamison and Clark, a bunch of tall people.
Wu Hu sees all directions and listens to all directions. He found that the vision in martial arts can be fully integrated into this court. When power forward Jamison rushed toward him, Wu Hu shook his little hand lightly, and the basketball flew towards
The black mamba on the side waist line flew away.
A hit pass without looking at anyone, the ball bounced sideways from Zhi Shiping and came right into the hands of the Black Mamba. However, the pass was a bit low. The Black Mamba jumped up and adjusted in the air before taking the shot. The result was
It turned into two irons.
Bang...
Several long men began to grab the board.
At this time, the members of the coaching staff sitting under the court looked at Lao Na one by one. Lao Na shook his head, "I don't know that he has the ability to pass the ball, but he did say that he asked me to record a copy for him.
My passing video, he wanted to learn my passing ability."
Coach Brown said: "With the strength he has shown now, he can really help us in the finals. With his speed and strength, and the stealing ability he just showed, he can definitely compete with that big cheek."
.Once they can lock that big cheek, the Heat's Big Three will probably be disbanded this summer, hehe."
"..."
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In this way, Wu Hu brought everyone one surprise after another.
Wu Hu himself was quite surprised. He found that his passing field of vision was wider than he thought, except that the passing position did not make the receiver feel comfortable.
Being able to see all directions and listen to all directions is indeed useful on this court. It is not that easy for others to sneak attack and steal the ball from behind.
Seeing the strength displayed by Wu Hu, the teammates were speechless. Why is this guy so good at everything he does?
If this guy came to the league, he would be a superstar! And when they thought that this guy was already a superstar in the music world, everyone became even more temperamental.
When a person is gifted to this level, other than envy, he can't even be jealous.
While sitting on the sidelines to rest, Ci Shiping sat next to Wu Hu and joked: "Hey, Tiger, are you dating Swift?"
Speaking of this, everyone immediately became energetic. They all looked at Wu Hu with envy, thinking that Wu Hu actually got a kiss from Swift that night... Well! This is not the first time that this guy has been kissed secretly by Swift.
But I still feel so heartbroken!
Bynum said: "I think Rihanna is sexier. Tiger, why don't you pick up Rihanna? She is a fan of the chosen one. If you pick her away, you will definitely hit the chosen one.
Son, when the time comes we will play in the finals..."
When everyone heard this, they immediately started cheering, thinking this was a great idea.
Dayao, who was sitting nearby, couldn't help laughing when he heard this bad idea. Wu Hu was also speechless. You are asking me to betray your lust! You are not a son of a man.
As a result, Black Mamba, who never smiled very much in front of everyone, said, "You can go and try it. One more person is not much, right?"
Yesterday, when Black Mamba and the others were guests at Aunt Diamond's house, they met Swift, the widowed sister, and the husky girl.
Although I am not sure that these women have any relationship with Wu Hu, I guess the relationship is not simple. After all, Wu Hu also had an illegitimate child with Aunt Meizuan when he had Ya Huazi. Who can be sure that this guy will not
What happened to Swift and the others?
At this time, everyone looked at Black Mamba as if they had seen a ghost.
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After training all afternoon, the time soon came to evening.
Lakers vs. Clippers, this game was broadcast live by Bald Eagle. The Sharks and Flying Pigs acted as commentators. When they saw Wu Hu on the court, they started talking about him.
"Shark, you said you and Tiger are brothers, then tell me, how many points can he score in his debut tonight?" Fliggy asked after seeing Wu Hu show off a super long three-pointer on the court.
As a result, before the Shark could answer, Kenny on the side had already analyzed, "I guess the situation will not be too good. After all, the player he is playing against is currently the strongest offensive and defensive No. 1 position in the league, and Tiger doesn't have any
Competition experience is likely to be locked up."
"Locked?" Big Shark laughed loudly, "You guys underestimate Tiger too much. Flying Pig, how about we make a bet! I bet Tiger can get twenty points tonight."
"Ho! Twenty points? Big Shark, you think too highly of him, okay, I'll take this bet." Flying Pig suddenly became excited, "What do you want to bet on? Besides kissing the donkey's butt!"
"How about pole dancing in sexy underwear? I think your fans will really like to see your enchanting figure, hahaha..."
"Okay! I made a bet with you, Kenny, do you want to follow?"
Kenny smiled and said: "Shark, what if you lose? Do you want to wear sexy lingerie and do a double dance?"
"Okay! No problem, it's settled."
Kenny shook his head and said: "No, no, no, he plays point guard. In addition to scoring, I think he also needs to add a few assists, just five! How about it?"
"Hey! Kenny, you are too pushy. He is just a rookie." Flying Pig shrugged and spread his hands, "You will scare the big shark, how can he dare to bet. You know, whether it is Nash, KB, or
Yao, when they made their debut, the statistics were ugly, either zero points or one point. It was God’s blessing that Tiger could score 20 points.”
Hearing that five assists were being added, Shark was really hesitant to gamble because he didn't know Wu Hu could pass the ball yet. But looking at Feizhu's face, he felt a little uncomfortable.
"You can gamble, but you have to double your bet."
"Okay! It's settled!" Feizhu agreed immediately, fearing that the big shark would regret it.
With 20 points and 5 assists, they felt that the Sharks were looking for death. Under the blockade of 58 shots, most point guards may not have this data. Why should Tiger, a newcomer?
"Shark, what brand of sexy underwear do you like? I think we can reserve two sets for you first. By the way, what color do you like? How about bright red?"