Chapter 776 is simply off the charts, breaking records continuously, super awesome!
"Fat Tiger, this is too exaggerated!"
"You really don't give those NBA superstars a way to survive!"
"The first game was 20-10, and the second game was a record-breaking score. I can only say that it was a fat tiger-niu competition!"
"I knew Fat Tiger was awesome, but I didn't expect Fat Tiger to be so awesome!"
"Basketball shoe bosses, have you seen this? You haven't recruited Fat Tiger to go to the national war?"
"Pull them down! Those are all blind, it's strange they can see!"
"I covered my eyes and pretended I didn't know anything!"
"Ha! Then Fat Tiger has to pay some dues first. That's what Dayao did back then."
"This is totally off the mark! To win glory for the country, you have to pay money first!"
"How dare you! If you dare to slander basketball shoes, be careful with the lawyer's letter warning you!"
"..."
Over at the flower gardener's house, a group of netizens were bragging and talking about things. They all looked like they were celebrating the Chinese New Year. The atmosphere was full of joy, and all kinds of profanity was flying around.
Over at the Bald Eagle, many spectators watching the game, whether they were in person or in front of the TV, couldn't help but hold their heads and shout, "Oh, buy me," and "This is so crazy."
This is a crazy scoring show', 'The God of Basketball Reappears' and so on.
Looking at the scoreboard, the Lakers' score was already 8 points ahead of the opponent. Wu Hu opened his arms again and raised them, as if to welcome the baptism of cheers.
A little old Jewish man who was watching the game in front of the TV grinned when he looked at the handsome flower-planting man in the close-up shot, but soon showed a sad expression.
Wu Hu's strength completely exceeded his expectations, which made him feel pain and happiness at the same time. At the same time, he was happy that there was a star who could take over the position vacated by Dayao after his retirement.
But this guy is so powerful that it makes people helpless. Not only can he beat five with one, but it seems to be about the same! Is there really going to be another football god who dominates the entire generation?
The two dynasties of the Bulls made him understand that it is not conducive to the development of the league to have the championship in one team for a long time. He naturally understands the principle of "a single star is not spring, but a hundred flowers blooming". Therefore, with this guy here, the Heat are three
Can the giants really win the championship this year?
But soon, he realized that no matter how good Wu Hu was, he didn't have that much time to play in the professional league!
Thinking of this, the little old Jewish man had already begun to think about how he could dismantle the Lakers and let Wu Hu get a super salary.
If the Lakers give Wu Hu a huge salary, then they won't have any extra salary to sign new players. Next year, no, the Black Mamba and Yao will be two years older the year after that. If there are no new players, they will lose money.
Going into the playoffs, I'm probably going to be bruised and bruised.
How can Wu Hu get the maximum salary? It's very simple, just give him an award!
The little Jewish old man has decided that if the Big Three of the Heat still lose this year, he will give Wu Hu a Finals MVP, which will trigger the Rose clause.
Finals MVP, that’s also an MVP!
If that doesn't work, you can also create a 'Tiger Clause'! I believe the owners of other teams in the league will also very much agree with this proposal.
On the other side, Wu Hu, who had not yet realized that he would be forced into a maximum salary contract by that little Jewish old man in the next year, continued to stay on the court and work for the Spurs.
In the end, he raised the scoring record from 63 points to 72 points. The two teams ended the battle with a score of 97 to 112, a difference of 15 points.
At the end of the game, Wu Hu scored 72 points, 3 rebounds and 2 steals, which refreshed everyone's understanding of him.
As for the others, the score was a bit ugly and became a backdrop. Corvo scored 10 points, Dayao scored 8 points and 10 rebounds, and Lao Na scored 5 points and 5 assists.
The other Lakers players scored a combined 17 points, while Shaq only had 4 points and 9 rebounds.
In the commentary room, Kenny asked Mr. Pi on the side, "Scotty, what do you think of players like Tiger? Do you think he can surpass players like McQueen?"
Second Master Pi glanced at Kenny and felt that such a question was very rude! If he accidentally answered it wrong, he would have offended two masters in a row!
"What should I say?"
Pi Er Ye calmed down for a moment and looked at the magician, "Ma Ji, what do you think of Tiger? I heard that some people call him the new generation magician of the Lakers."
The magician shook his head and said: "He can't be a magician. He likes to attack. His style of play is like the chosen one. He has his own breakout tactical system. He is very similar to Westbrook, but his attack power is better than Russell's.
Much stronger. Of course, the movements are also much better looking.”
Mr. Pi nodded and finally said: "Tiger can't surpass Mike unless he can regard basketball as his career. After all, Mike has six championships, five regular season MVPs, and six finals MVPs.
Ten-time scoring champion, fourteen-time All-Star... these honors are impossible for Tiger to achieve because he does not play in the regular season."
At the end of the sentence, Mr. Pi praised his wit and thought his answer was very beautiful. But in fact, the old gangster had already remembered his words.
Sure enough, the big shark smiled and asked: "You mean, if Tiger also plays professionally, he can surpass Mike?"
Feizhu also gave him a thumbs up, "Scotty, you have a good vision. What does Mike mean? He just has a few championship rings! If he wasn't rich, would he be as handsome as me?"
Feizhu's words immediately made several other people burst into laughter.
Second Master Pi was speechless and shouted in his heart: That's not what I meant!
But they ignored him and started talking to themselves.
In that box, as soon as the game ended, Wu Hu was surrounded by reporters from major media who had been waiting for a long time on the sidelines. Among them were several reporters from flower growers, who spoke the language of flower growers.
"Fat Hu, how are you feeling now?" This is a reporter from the flower grower.
"Tiger, do you think you have surpassed Maikoujiao and so on?"
"Tiger, share with everyone how you feel now!"
These are all Bald Eagle media reporters, all of whom are fighting each other, and they seem to be even more excited than Wu Hu himself.
"It feels great, like walking on the clouds! I didn't expect that I could set this record tonight." Wu Hu said as he spread his hands, "You know, playing basketball is not my profession, so beyond basketball
Let’s not mention God’s words again. McNugget has six championships, 10 scoring champions, five regular season MVPs, and six finals MVPs..."
Initially, everyone thought that Wu Hu would continue to be so humble, but unexpectedly, Wu Hu changed the subject and said, "But if it is better than Mai Dun in his rookie season, then I will definitely think that I am better than him. After all, his rookie season."
, did not break these records.”
When all the media reporters heard Wu Hu's words, they couldn't help laughing.
"Tiger, you have a concert in Golden State tomorrow night, and two days later you will go to San Antonio to play the third game of the series. Aren't you afraid that your physical strength will not keep up?"
"I have always been very confident in my physical strength. They should be worried. I hope they will not let the air conditioner in the arena break down! I heard that the air conditioner in AT&T Arena is in disrepair from time to time. They really
Are you that poor?"
Hearing Wu Hu complaining about old man Bobo's tricks, everyone laughed again. After all, they were used to the Spurs' out-of-game moves.
"Tiger, will you donate some money to them to repair the air conditioner?" someone asked with a smile.
"No! This is impossible! I would rather donate to those sick children in need than to those capitalists, they are not short of money!"
"Tiger, aren't you also a capitalist now? Ha..."
"No! I can only count half of it, because the other half of me is still working for others!"
…
After dealing with these reporters and leaving the player tunnel, Wu Hu was stopped by an enthusiastic little boy again, so Wu Hu gave away his boots for tonight.
After receiving such a memorable pair of Tiger boots, the little boy hugged them tightly in his arms with a silly smile on his face, regardless of whether the shoes had a smell.
When Wu Hu threw the insoles he pulled out into the trash can and returned to the locker room, he was drenched all over. It smelled like champagne. Everyone was celebrating this record-breaking night for him.
Wu Hu wiped the champagne on his face and said with a smile: "Thank you everyone! But it's too early to open the champagne now! I hope that at the end of the finals, we can open the champagne and sing songs, play music and dance."
"Haha...that's for sure!"
Everyone catered to him, and it seemed that he suddenly became the leader in the locker room.
As the leader of the team, the Black Mamba no longer cares about this. That is to say, Wu Hu is unwilling and impossible to play full-time, otherwise he is very happy to give up his position as the team's star. This is the old black Mamba.
The difference between Mamba and Young Black Mamba.
At this time, coach Mike Brown walked in and said, "Guys, it's not the time to celebrate yet. Tiger, KB, go wash up quickly. There will be interviews later."
After taking a shower, Wu Hu went to accept interviews with the media with KB and coach Mike Brown. Then a reporter said to him: "Tiger, congratulations on breaking the playoff scoring record of McNugget and others tonight."
.Someone interviewed McQueen after the game. He said that if you want to surpass his historical status, it is still too early. You have no championship, no MVP, and no scoring champion. What do you think of these words of McQueen?
?”
Wu Hu laughed, "Well, Maikou is right!"
"..."
That's it?
This is not what they want.
"Tiger, coach Bobo said in a previous interview that your strength has surpassed that of McDuck at his peak, and is even harder to guard than McDunner. What do you think of this?"
"Sit back and watch!"
"..."
"I'm very grateful to Coach Bobo for recognizing my strength! However, maybe this is just a smokescreen for him. He failed to come up with a way to limit me tonight. Maybe he praised me so highly that countless people would not
I was convinced and started thinking of ways to deal with me for him."
"..."
Everyone was speechless, how could it be like this? Did Coach Bobo really think so?
"Maybe you will think this is incredible, but in fact, this is a very common practice in our flower growers. After all, one person is short-sighted and two people are wise."
Wu Hu confidently said: "I don't know if you know that in our flower garden, there is a novel carrier. It is called online novels, which are novels serialized on the Internet."
Some people shook their heads, others nodded, and they were even more puzzled: Why did you suddenly talk about this?
So Wu Hu continued to say with a wise face: "I have seen many Internet authors vaguely mention some issues in their books because they have no inspiration for the time being, and then readers will excitedly start discussing these issues. As soon as they discuss
, the author can get inspiration from their discussions. We call this practice 'copying book reviews'. Coach Bobo's wisdom has always been praised by others, and I think he must have thought of this method, so he used this method.
Find a way and quietly ask everyone how to restrict me. This is wisdom."
"..."
Not to mention the media reporters, even the Black Mamba and Michael Brown on the side thought it was a bit ridiculous. But after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that it was not impossible.
For a time, many people felt that Wu Hu was also a very intelligent person! He could actually see the moves played by Coach Bobo at a glance.
"Tiger, if this is really the case, what are you going to do?"
Wu Hu shrugged, "After the Pistons won two consecutive championships, everyone knew how to limit McQueen and others, but did they do it? McQueen still won two dynasties!"
The old gangster who was watching the interview with Wu Hu and the others turned up his nose immediately when he heard Wu Hu's words, exhaled smoke from his mouth, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
The media reporters at the scene became excited one by one. It turned out that this guy didn't stop bragging, but was waiting here!
He also said that he is not as good as the God of Basketball, so here he secretly compares himself to the God of Basketball!
When Wu Hu finished the interview and returned to Beverly Hills with Black Mamba, it was almost twelve o'clock. The three friends of Kimchi had already come back at this time. The three of them also went to watch the football game in the evening. Unfortunately, they didn't go.
Wu Hu didn't know why she was gone.
The next day, when Wu Hu woke up from the fragrance of makeup, he found that Ouyao's whole body was lying on top of him, with her thighs pressing against him.
He climbed out of the forest of legs and woke up the three girls directly.
"Oppa, what time is it?" Sister Strawberry asked.
"It's probably still early. You guys should go on to sleep for a while! I'll get you breakfast."
After all, Ronaldinho hasn't called him to wake up yet, which means there is still time before getting on the plane.
But they did not continue to sleep, but got up directly. Wu Hu was going to have a concert in the Golden State Bay Area today, and he would be on the plane soon. They had to go with him, because tonight's concert, these three
Every kimchi girl will perform on stage.
Although Sister Strawberry is not a professional musician, she has also sung songs from "Goblin", so Wu Hu planned to let her come on stage to sing a "Ghost" theme song with him. I heard that there are many descendants of flower farmers in the Greater Bay Area.
Everyone has watched the show 'Goblin'.
Of course, there are also Ai Wei Er and Swift Swift. Wu Hu actually did not continue to invite these two. After all, they are not ordinary little stars. They have their own jobs.
But Ai Wei'er felt that she still had arrangement issues to discuss with him, so she continued to assist for free as part of her reward. When her new album comes out, Wu Hu would be given additional arrangement fees. But Wu Hu
Tiger doesn't care about this fee at all.
As for Swift, let alone that, it is all just to have more time to continue to get along with Wu Hu openly.