Chapter 859 If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would faint in the toilet from crying
Wrong, are you a demon spirit? Someone here is telling the truth!
Wu Hu really meant something like this. Originally, he was thinking that he might as well just fight for the whole game. Anyway, it's not like he didn't have the physical strength.
If we really do that, then this game will definitely be regarded as the most special game in history.
But when he thought about it, playing for a whole game was a bit of a bully. Not only did he bully his opponents, but he also bullied his own players. It seemed a bit unreasonable that his own players didn't score a point in the finals. So he thought that as long as he broke the hundred
, just break Lao Zhang’s record. But thinking about it later, this doesn’t seem to be a good look.
After much deliberation, he thought from 101 to 108, and finally thought of 110, Yaoyaoling, Yaoyaoling... He was indeed far ahead!
But on the surface, Wu Hu naturally couldn't admit it, so he used his master-level performance, showing a look of surprise and surprise, "It's true! If you hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have thought of going there.
I have mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, I like symmetry, and I also like data to be neat and tidy. I can’t help but click on the little red dot of information on my phone... I don’t know if any of you are like me.
so."
Then several female reporters not far from him nodded their heads.
In fact, they are definitely not the only people with this kind of mild obsessive-compulsive disorder. They just didn't expect that Wu Hu actually had such an ordinary side.
"Tiger, do you think your strength surpasses that of basketball god Michael Dunk?" Someone changed the topic and started to make trouble.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "If you want to talk about the contribution I have made to the promotion of basketball, then I am definitely not as good as McQueen and others. This is why he is respected as the god of basketball! But let me challenge him one-on-one.
If so, he probably only has the ability to roll over and lean back to be effective for me."
It doesn't matter to Wu Hu. If you want to cause trouble, just make it bigger. In terms of strength, I am better than that Mai Kou Jiao and others, so what?
Although Wu Hu said this, he seemed a bit arrogant, but everyone had to admit that this was the fact. After all, Wu Hu was the one who could prevent the chosen one from crying. The speed and strength of Mai Koujiao and others were definitely not as good as Wu Hu.
The only thing left is to turn over and lean back!
And just for Wu Hu's exaggerated 110 points tonight, everyone has to admit that even looking at the entire history of the league, his strength is also the most powerful.
Of course, although everyone admits that he is very powerful, they still think that historical superstars such as McNaughton, Bird, and Magic Johnson can still compete with him. Everyone does not think that Wu
How much stronger is the tiger than these people?
It's a pity that these people have retired, and Wu Hu can't prove that he is better than them.
Although in terms of physical fitness, he is definitely unique in history, but playing basketball does not rely entirely on physical fitness. At least Bird's physical fitness is not at a historical level.
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When Wu Hu was being interviewed by the media, brothers Carter and Tracy were already crying. They had been struggling in the league for so many years and bounced around several teams. Now they finally got what they wanted and won the championship. It was really too much.
It’s so hard!
Especially for Tracy, his body could no longer support him to continue playing. He was about to retire, but he still couldn't win the championship, and his beard turned gray.
After all, his former partners both won two championships, and he was about to build a dynasty. How could he be more reserved? In the past, when he faced the media, he would say sourly that he had never been with a super star.
Worked with superstars.
But after Dayao won the championship in the first year when he teamed up with the Black Mamba, he no longer dared to say such harsh words. He even had to deal with other people's cynicism towards him - you didn't mean that you didn't follow
Have super giants ever partnered? So what happened when Yao and Black Mamba won the championship?
But for the sake of the championship, he still bravely found the Black Mamba to cooperate with his former partner. It doesn't matter if he hugs the thigh. Anyway, he is the champion now. It's impossible to say that he doesn't hug the thigh. After all, he really can't fight well.
Moved.
Sure enough, the Lakers' thigh was caught by him, and he teamed up with his cousin and Ai. The four top shooting guards in the past formed a team together, and it was said that the spending was very good.
At this time, Ai Ze stared, trying not to let himself shed tears, but the red eyes still betrayed him. At this time, he grinned and put his hands to his ears from time to time, making a
Listening to this, his fans are also calling him crazily.
Black Mamba and Dayao were also very excited, not only because of the championship, but also because they created a dynasty together. Although Wu Hu contributed the most to this dynasty, if he and Dayao hadn’t wanted to invite him, Wu Hu would have
Why come here to play ball?
Anyway, he has already won eight championships. The Black Mamba grinned and his mood was so exciting, no matter whether Wu Hu led him to this championship or not.
The members of the Cavaliers looked at the reveling Lakers players and fans and sadly left the stage with envy, leaving the stage to them.
The little bald Joke came out with the championship trophy and started his first championship award speech after taking the stage. There were boos from the bottom, no one wanted to listen to his nonsense.
After a while, knowing that he had a boring bald head, he announced with a smile that the team that won the 2013-2014 NBA championship was the Lakers.
Then, the scene burst into cheers again.
Black Mamba took the trophy from the young bald man and handed it to Wu Hu. Wu Hu casually handed the trophy to Ai. He believed that others wanted to touch this thing more than he did.
Sure enough, those who had not won the championship immediately started kissing the trophy after touching it. Wu Hu would never kiss this thing anyway.
This thing went around in a circle and returned to the hands of the coach, manager, and their boss Buss Jr. Although Buss Jr. was very happy, his smile was a bit forced.
Because Wu Hu is retiring and no longer playing, what should the Lakers do next season?
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Unfortunately, he couldn't stop Wu Hu who didn't want to play.
After that, the MVP of the finals fell to Wu Hu without any suspense, and it was the kind of unanimous vote. Three games of 50, one game of 110, this kind of crazy performance has never happened before, and it will never happen again in the future.
.
Therefore, in the face of such a situation, no one wants to be treated as a joke.
Therefore, Wu Hu won the trophy without any doubt.
Holding the trophy and spinning around, after receiving a burst of cheers from the fans, Wu Hu took the microphone handed to him by the Black Mamba, coughed slightly, and said with a smile: "Thank you to my fans, thank you to the Lakers fans, and thank you too."
To all the media who voted for me, thank you."
Wu Hu said, bowing slightly in all directions, and then continued: "Actually, you don't have to be too happy. I can win this award entirely due to my strength."
Hearing Wu Hu's words, the whole audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter. Some celebrities sitting in the front row even fell forward and backward with laughter.
This guy is indeed someone who can make such a joke.
"Okay, just kidding, let's lighten the mood first, and then tell everyone seriously about another thing. That's right! What I want to say is that I am about to retire. You heard me right, yes, I do
Ready to retire..."
"Oh NO! Tiger, don't leave! The Lakers can't live without you!"
Lakers fans shouted on the sidelines, and even some young fans couldn't help crying, as if the sky was about to fall.
"Tiger, can't the Lakers give you the absolute maximum salary? There are many other teams in the league! As long as you are willing, there are many teams that want you..."
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Don't talk about our boss like that. He is not a stingy guy. In order to retain me, he has already offered me a generous salary. However, this game is no longer exciting to me.
Well, maybe this is the trouble of genius!"
Although this is not the first time that Wu Hu has mentioned to everyone that he is retiring, everyone still feels a little uncomfortable when they hear the news again.
But it's not that hard to understand, because this guy does have such strength. After two years in the league, he pinned the chosen one to the ground and rubbed him for two years.
When other teams competing for the championship encountered him, they were all swept out. It was no problem for him to take on a team by himself, and tonight he scored an exaggerated 110 points.
What kind of fun can such a person find in this league?
More importantly, this guy is so rich that he doesn't need to worry about life at all.
Wu Hu pretended to show off and smiled: "Okay, today is not the time for my retirement speech. I just want to inform everyone so that everyone can be mentally prepared. Next, it is time for our carnival, City of Angels
, Lakers Dynasty..."
Wu Hu raised his trophy.
"Lakers dynasty, Lakers dynasty..."
Countless fans put aside their worries and cheered and shouted along.
The staff brought champagne and everyone sprayed it with joy.
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After the carnival after the game, everyone returned to the locker room to take a shower. Ai said: "I'll invite everyone to the bar later to have fun, where you can have wine and beautiful women. Tiger, are you going?"
Wu Hu glanced at Ai and smiled: "I'm very sorry! Ai, it's not that I don't want to give you face."
Ai shrugged his shoulders, "I'm just asking. I know there are people waiting for you, and there are more than one."
After discussing this issue with a group of scumbags in the group industry, Wu Hu changed his clothes and was about to go home, when the voice of the Black Mamba came from behind him.
"Tiger, wait, let's go together!"
In the parking lot, Wanisha and Aunt Meizuan were waiting.
Little Gianna rushed towards Wu Hu, "Master, let me see your trophy."
Wu Hu smiled and said: "Don't your dad have one too? And this trophy is exactly the same as the one at home. What's so good about it?" But he still handed the trophy over and said, "I'll give it to you. When you grow up, you will also
Take one and give it to Master."
"Ha...then we can make an agreement!"
"Well, it's agreed!"
Wu Hu bumped fists with little Gianna, then got into Black Mamba's car, holding Gianna on his lap while Aunt Diamond and the others followed with Ronaldinho.
The entertainment reporters who were squatting in the parking lot felt a little regretful that they did not take any pictures of Wu Hu, Aunt Meizuan and others in the same car.
In fact, even if he didn't take Black Mamba's car, Wu Hu would not take the car of Aunt Meizuan and others. In this regard, Wu Hu was still very careful.
Of course, even if he was photographed, he would not admit it.
"Corvo, do you have something to say to me?"
"Well, what I want to say is that I am also planning to retire after playing for one more year next year." Corvo said with a smile: "In addition, the boss told me that he will retire your jersey and give you a statue."
Wu Hu smiled and said, "Why didn't he tell me himself?"
"I guess I'm going to tell you after you give your retirement speech!" Corvo smiled and finally said, "Yao also said he was ready to retire."
"Next year when you all retire, the Lakers will begin to rebuild. Will the boss's sister come back to compete with him for power?"
That old aunt was so greedy for him!
It's a pity that Aunt Jenny is not as charming as Aunt Fuguihua. Wu Hu couldn't eat it, so he could only express his gratitude.
Corvo shook his head and said: "We outsiders can't get involved in this kind of thing. They are already retiring anyway, so let them do whatever they want!"
"By the way, when is the championship parade? I have to return to China after that."
"Probably in a week! This year we will also visit the flower garden. I hope you will be fine at that time."
"Don't worry, I really have nothing to do. I won't be working until September. The most I can do is go to the company for a walk once in a while..."
When Wu Hu got home, it was already around twelve o'clock at night.
Except for Weiwei and the husky girl who didn't come back, Swifty, the widowed sister, Aunt Diamond, and Ronaldinho were all there. Wu Hu looked exhausted and slumped on the sofa, planning to trick a few women into giving him a massage, or something.
Push with hands and feet, even aggressive push, etc., give him all the instructions, the main theme is one word - enjoy!
After all, after playing a good night game and achieving such a high achievement, why can’t we enjoy it anymore? Wu Hu still wants them to play music and dance!
As a result, the widow sister sat on him the next moment and slid her fingers from his chest to his abdomen, "Tiger, are you finally feeling tired? Are you okay that night?"
Feeling her fingertips constantly stimulating his skin, Wu Hu's goosebumps stood up. She giggled happily and began to sway through her clothes. Such a slutty look made Swift and the others resigned.
Downwind.
If Du Xiaoshuai saw this scene, he would definitely faint in the toilet from crying.