Chapter 934 Winter in the South, balled up into a caterpillar
What is the concept of a richest man who grows flowers walking out of a mountain? This is just as incredible as when Lao Zhu went from a beggar to a majestic emperor.
Many people from all over the country felt that the ancestral tomb of Wu Hu’s family must be on top of a cornucopia. Some people even went to see where his ancestral tomb was, and then pointed at the mountains and rivers, and just pulled out the pattern of a cornucopia.
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And when Wu Hu, Yahuazi and the others drove into the village in a convoy, some uncles who were basking in the sun at the entrance of the village and bragging about each other looked at them one after another. Until they stopped the car and turned off the engine, Wu Hu opened the door.
Then, everyone stood up and greeted him one after another, "Hey, Fat Tiger is back! There are so many cars with his wife..."
The rest of the story got stuck because there was more than just one woman walking out of the back seat of the car. Aunt Meizuan was holding Little Jack, and Big Meili was holding Little Bajin.
The car behind stopped, Yahuazi put on her high heels and pushed the door open.
One after another beautiful figures got out of these cars, and the uncles and uncles who were sunbathing at the entrance of the village were all stunned.
Until an old man broke the calm and shouted: "Old Wu, come out quickly, your little tiger is back with a large group of wives to celebrate the New Year!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Yahuazi and the others looked around curiously. The village looked old, but not dilapidated. It even had greening, and guardrails were built on both sides of the river at the entrance of the village.
Although they knew that Wu Hu's hometown was in a ravine, they also felt it when they drove here. However, even though the journey was far away, it was not too backward. It was just that compared with the modern metropolis, it lacked the steel jungle.
Just a modern sci-fi feel.
But from those figures who are basking in the sun and bragging, it can be seen that in this rural place, the pace of life is really slow and everyone is very leisurely.
Maybe not very wealthy, but it looks very peaceful.
This is a completely different feeling from big cities.
On the other side, Wu Hu's father heard the call and walked out with a box of fireworks. When Little Jack and Xiao Bajin saw each other, they immediately struggled down and ran towards Wu Hu's father, "Grandpa, do you want to set off fireworks?"
Can you let me light the fire?" Little Jack asked directly.
Although he spoke English that many rural people could not understand, Wu Hu's father also asked Wu Hu to get a translator watch for them in order to understand the words of these foreign grandchildren.
As soon as Wu Hu's father heard what his precious grandson said, he immediately thrust the lighter into little Jack's hand and taught him where to order it.
Soon, the fireworks took off, and several little guys raised their heads. Unfortunately, it was daytime, and the sparks were not visible at all.
"Grandpa, are there any fireworks at home?" Xiao Bajin's hands were itching unbearably.
The little nephew said: "Bajin, we brought those small fireworks back, and we set them off together at night. The fireworks only look good when set off at night, and they can't even be seen during the day."
At this time, Wu Hu had already taken a piece of Huazi and started to smoke with the uncles and uncles around him, one pack per person.
He was very generous with his money, but compared with Brother Qiangzi, the boss of Little White Dog, he seemed much worse. It is said that Brother Qiangzi went home for the Chinese New Year two years ago, and took millions home with him, and gave those who paid sixty
Grandpas and aunties who are 10 years old give out red envelopes, which makes everyone envious.
And Brother Qiangzi is not even the richest man in the country! Fat Hu, the richest man, doesn’t follow Brother Qiangzi’s example?
However, everyone is too embarrassed to say this directly, so they have to find an opportunity to mention it jokingly, so as not to make others think that they are engaging in moral kidnapping.
In fact, this is moral kidnapping. If it wasn't, then why bother mentioning it?
Therefore, what Brother Qiangzi did made it difficult for many wealthy people.
At this time, Wu Hu’s mother had already come out and greeted these ‘prospective daughters-in-law’ to come into the house.
When Wu Hu's nephew and nephew returned to their hometown, they were like runaway foals, greeting Little Jack and Little Bajin, "Come on, I'll take you to climb the mountain."
Wu Hu's sister-in-law called from behind: "Go home for dinner at five o'clock, do you hear me?"
After a few 'oh's', these little wild horses disappeared in front of everyone, leaving only Aisili, a little girl struggling to go, but was hugged by her mother, "Baby, you are still young, you can't run."
Brothers, if you want to go, ask dad to take you there tomorrow!"
When the women entered Wu Hu and his family's small villa, Wu Hu squatted on the roadside, smoking Huazi, chatting with his uncles and brothers.
An uncle asked directly: "Fat Hu, aren't all those babies yours?"
Wu Hu smiled and said: "Yes! They all call me 'Dad'."
At this time, some of them who usually surfed the Internet to read Douyin remembered that Dameili directly said online that her son was Wu Hu's godson and would be called Wu Hu's "father" from now on. There is no need to be too surprised.
As for whether he is his biological child, you can tell by looking back at his appearance.
As a result, before nightfall, many people from the countryside and counties had already driven over to watch Wu Hu and the others, and the B&Bs in the village were booked out in an instant.
Fortunately, Wu Hu's family still has an old house. The old house has been converted into a B&B and is usually rented out to tourists who come here to travel, so there is no shortage of rooms.
It's just this kind of earth-and-wood house. Yahuazi and the flower growers are fine, but Aiweier and other foreign girls are a little surprised.
Although most of the houses in North America are made of wood, they are quite different from the earthen wood and tile houses here in the garden.
The scenery of the countryside gave them a novel feeling.
But wherever they went, there were enthusiastic villagers inviting them to sit at home, and fans coming to watch asking for autographs and photos, which made them a little overwhelmed.
Even Wu Hu's relatives were a little curious when they saw so many female stars following Wu Hu home. They all came to watch and asked Wu Hu who was his real wife?
It sounds a little strange, but now that everything is internationalized, it is not impossible for the old Wu family to have multiple foreign wives.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Faced with such a problem, Wu Hu was somewhat dumbfounded.
It wasn't until they saw what little Jack and Alice looked like that they finally stopped talking.
Because the appearance of these two children from different mothers clearly bears some of Wu Hu's characteristics. In other words, Wu Hu is most likely the biological father of these two children. But their mothers are different.
people.
His relatives are silent, but the Internet is lively at this time.
The news that "domestic and foreign female stars form a group to go home with Fat Hu to celebrate the New Year" has been on the hot search list, and there are even photos of Wu Hu, Yahuazi and the others getting out of the car.
Obviously, this photo was posted online by villagers from the same village as Wu Hu, and was then borrowed by some media workers.
Fortunately, several children are wearing masks on their faces, and in the picture, the children's eyes are also masked. But even so, the editor who wrote this article couldn't help but make his own
The inference is that based on the facial expressions of the children in the photo, they are quite similar to Wu Hu, and they are suspected to be Wu Hu's biological child.
Then many netizens started clamoring, "It's really just a picture at the beginning, and the content is all compiled! There is no picture and no real ideas. If you have the ability, don't make a mosaic."
"This statement is no longer new. Aunt Meizuan and Aiweier's children are both said to be from Fat Tiger. But the problem is, if those children are all from Fathu, then Aunt Meizuan and Ai Wei'er can still argue
Are you going to come and go with someone who is laughing?"
"Maybe they just borrowed the seeds from Wu Hu? You know, test-tube babies are nothing new now."
"Indeed, wasn't there a rumor before that there were so many ocean horses looking for Fat Tiger's seeds over the Bald Eagle?"
"Nonsense! If they really have Fat Tiger's seeds, then they can take their children and ask Fat Tiger for child support, and they won't have to worry about it for the rest of their lives. Who wouldn't want to do that?"
"This is indeed the reason why many flesh and bones like to look for those sports superstars. As long as they can get seeds, they don't have to worry about it for the rest of their lives."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My tiger brother is still single. You are slandering and you will be held legally responsible." It is obvious that this is a female fan.
But no one paid attention to these crazy female fans. The male netizens talked about their own opinions, "Can't even top international superstars like Widow and Swift have such weird ideas! Oh my God!
My outlook on life is about to explode."
"It's so rare! It's so strange! The bald eagle has the most excellent genes like the fat tiger, but the golden cat wants them. Think about McDonald's in the past...no, it's Madonna. Former international top celebrities like Madonna are all looking for it like crazy.
Powerful genes produce offspring, so why is it so strange that other Ocean horses have this idea?"
"What I'm most curious about is, when they asked Fat Tiger to borrow seeds, what method did they use? Hands? Mouth? Or something else?"
"Is there any need to ask? With Fat Tiger's charm, as long as Fat Tiger is willing, those big horses are eager to pounce on him. When Fat Tiger was boxing there, wasn't he subject to crazy raids by those big horses every time?
?They are more open-minded than women in our country."
"Ha! It's just that you haven't seen what the women here look like when they are open! Let me tell you a very heartbreaking fact. You can't imagine that those goddesses who still ignore you, in a certain
How proactive would you be in front of these people?"
"If it's true, does Fat Hu count this as 'de facto bigamy'?"
"If it is true, you can only say that Fat Hu's private life is chaotic. He has not registered his marriage with anyone, nor has he officially announced his relationship with anyone..."
"By the way, is there a possibility that the reason why Fat Tiger has not announced his relationship for a long time is because he already has an illegitimate child and is afraid of being scolded for being immoral?"
"If I were Fat Tiger, I wouldn't even get married. The richest man! What kind of woman do you want? Why should I be bound by marriage?"
"Oh, man!"
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When the Internet was abuzz because of that picture, Wu Hu and the others had already had a banquet in their hometown and drank wine with some relatives and uncles in the village.
Some sisters-in-law came to his house to help. At the same time, they took the opportunity to get close to Yahuazi and the others and inquire about some gossips in the entertainment industry.
Children from some families in the village also came to play with Wu Hu's children.
After several children had something to eat, they couldn't help but ran out to show off the small fireworks they had prepared in advance.
Seeing this situation, even Alice couldn't help but follow him out. Wu Hu's mother was a little worried about her youngest granddaughter and hurriedly followed her out.
In the large parking lot outside their home, there were already many people watching. These people came from the countryside or county to join in the fun and watch the international superstar.
After drinking, many fans ran directly into Wu Hu's house and asked Wu Hu to toast him. Wu Hu didn't refuse anyone who came at first, but gradually he became a little numb.
Because more and more fans came to their house to toast him, and they seemed to want to drink him down, which made Wu Hu dumbfounded. In the end, he didn’t even know when he went to sleep. When he woke up
When I came, I was woken up by peeing.
When I got up, I saw that it was only around five o'clock in the morning, and it was still pitch black outside.
The figure next to him was wrapped in a quilt and rolled into a caterpillar.
Wu Hu turned around and looked, it wasn't Yahuazi or someone else.
After getting up and pouring water, brushing his teeth and washing his face, Wu Hu went downstairs and came to the parking lot outside, where he found an empty space and started boxing to warm himself up.
This is how I spend the winter in the south. There is no heating. I just put on extra quilts when I sleep at night, shivering and holding them on my back. The elderly will also use electric blankets, but young people will be laughed at if they use those things.
But if you don't tell it, others won't know.
Yahuazi was obviously not used to it and rolled himself up into a caterpillar.
When daybreak came, many people got up and saw Wu Hu boxing, his body steaming with heat. They couldn't help but take out their mobile phones and take pictures.
When Wu Hu finally closed his fist and spit out a mouthful of white mist like a sword, everyone couldn't help but look surprised. Although it was winter, they could also spit out mouthfuls of white mist, but they could breathe out a meter away without condensation.
Disperse, this is not something ordinary people can do.
"Fat Hu, do you know Qigong?"
Seeing Wu Hu withdrawing his fist, someone couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.
Wu Hu took a look at the man's attire. He looked like he had gotten up to exercise in the morning. This made Wu Hu a little curious. Is he still so self-disciplined when traveling?
Obviously, this was not Wu Hu from his own village, because Wu Hu knew everyone from his own village.
Moreover, the vast majority of people in this village do not have the habit of getting up early to exercise, because they have to save their energy to work in the mountains.
Wu Hu shook his head, "What kind of qigong? No way!"
"Then how can you breathe out so far and still keep it going?"
"Oh! This is actually nothing surprising. You can do it if you practice more. I have been practicing for twenty years and I started practicing when I was ten."
"Fat Hu, can we post the video of you practicing on the Internet?" someone else asked.
Wu Hu smiled and said: "Whatever, there are many videos of me practicing on the Internet."