Chapter 962 You made me laugh. It was quite sad at first.
When he saw these comments, Wu Hu couldn't help but glance at Tie Tie's chest, and Tie Tie pinched him in anger, "I don't have car lights to show you. If you want to see it, just look at Ronaldinho's."
Ronaldinho, who was eating potato chips, couldn't help but cough lightly and spit out some crumbs, which made Wu Hu a little disgusted, "Little Ronaldinho, can you be more hygienic!"
As a result, Ronaldinho directly pinched his thigh and stood up to wipe it with a tissue.
Wu Hu rubbed his thighs, coughed lightly, and comforted Tietie: "Yours is not too small anymore. It has almost reached C level. Compared with the previous A, it is already very powerful."
"You still said that!" Tietie pouted and used his little hands again.
Wu Hu took a breath and said: "I just want to say that there are big ones that are good, and there are small ones that are wonderful. Only the one that suits you is the best."
Tie Tie rolled his eyes at him and didn't want to continue the topic.
Among Wu Hu's girlfriends, there are some whose car lights are too dazzling, such as the widowed sister, Ronaldinho, the husky girl, the cake maker, even the big Mei Li is not small.
In comparison, she, Mina, and Swift were the most pitiable. But that was before, and now they have actually grown up, and they all rely on ointments to push them to around C.
Amid the comments from netizens and Wu Hu’s quibbles, the scene soon came to a scene where Wu Hu and the others went surfing and then went into the sea to hunt fish.
As soon as he took action, everyone understood that Wu Hu had not given up on these skills.
When Lao Hu picked up the piece of coconut snail, everyone began to discuss whether they could get a dragon ball, and then talked about the dragon ball that Wu Hu had opened.
Unfortunately, this coconut snail did not produce any dragon beads. When I opened the snail and cleaned it that afternoon, I didn't touch anything.
But everyone has great expectations for Wu Hu's new song based on Lao Hu's love story. "I'm looking forward to it! Fat Hu's creative ability has not diminished at all!"
"Poor Lao Hu, isn't this another dog-licking song like "Hollow"!"
"I think "Hollow" sounds pretty good! Although I licked it a little bit."
"But because of this song, the heroine and heroine Twilight were nailed to the pillar of shame! I'm really worried that Fat Tiger will cheat Lao Hu like this."
"No wonder Fat Tiger! How could Fat Tiger guess that they would end up like this?"
"Don't worry! Lao Hu and Fat Tiger are good brothers."
"By the way, aren't good brothers just there to cheat? Lao Hu just likes to cheat his brothers."
"Lao Hu: I didn't! It's not me! Stop talking nonsense!"
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Amid the ridicule from netizens, Wu Hu and others went to help the villagers with farm work again.
Looking at Wu Hu's skillful digging of sweet potatoes, everyone remembered that Pang Hu, the richest flower grower, was still a farmer's boy who walked out of Shanwowo.
When they saw that the village uncle did not recognize Wu Hu, netizens all laughed.
"Hahaha... I didn't expect that there are still people who don't know about Fat Tiger, Fat Tiger, your efforts are not enough! Go make a TV series quickly!"
"Indeed, when it comes to the popularity of TV drama actors and movie actors in front of the public, the latter is even less popular than the former."
"But don't many people think film actors are superior?"
"It's 2017, and there are still people holding on to this old idea from the last era."
"Making a TV series? Stop dreaming. It would be nice if Fat Tiger doesn't retire early."
"I'm also worried that Fat Tiger will retire early. Speaking of which, with the money he has made, I really don't know what else is worth his efforts."
"Perhaps hobbies can support him! Doesn't Fat Tiger like to show off?"
"He also likes to brag!"
"Speaking of which, if there were no Fat Tigers in the entertainment industry, how much fun would be lost! Can we still listen to the songs of those singers in the music industry today?"
"Everyone can go and watch the program "Tomorrow's Son". There is a newcomer named Maomao in it, which is really good! All his songs are his own original songs."
"Can I still watch a program with a mage?"
"You don't have to look at the judge, just look at Mimi!"
Obviously everyone was still watching "Longing for Life", but as the netizens in the barrage were chatting, the topic changed and the current situation of the music industry was brought up.
I have to say that compared to the flower-growing music scene today, which was ten years ago when a hundred flowers were blooming and the gods were fighting, it is really hard to watch. It feels like yesterday’s flowers are gone and the sun is setting in the west.
Finally, the show came to dinner time. Looking at the table full of seafood dinner, Wu Hu was complaining about some girls who were boxing in the countryside.
"You're so right. Nowadays, some girls just want to enjoy themselves and don't want to fight."
"I'm also disgusted with this kind of girl. She can't afford to struggle when it's time to struggle. Why should I take you to enjoy it when I can enjoy it?"
"Fat Tiger Dan is really fat, aren't you afraid of being scolded by his female fans?"
"What does Fat Tiger have to be afraid of? His female fans want to work hard for him one by one and spend money to raise him! It's a pity that Fat Tiger doesn't give them a chance!"
"Don't bring hatred to Fat Tiger. Fat Tiger clearly said it was 'somewhat'."
"Indeed! I used to be a 'very rare classmate'!"
"Hello to a few classmates, I am a piece of rat shit!"
Then something terrible happened, a lot of people greeting each other suddenly appeared on the barrage, such as classmates who are troublemakers, classmates who are black sheep, classmates who are losers, and even classmates.
Looking at these various titles, Tie Tie leaned on Wu Hu and giggled happily. Little Luo on the side said to Wu Hu: "It's your classmate again, do you have anything to say?"
Wu Hu rolled his eyes, remembering that in class, he was criticized by the class teacher every day because of his puppy love problem. The classmate "It's you again" came from that time.
At this time, the sound of a sheep playing guitar appeared on the screen.
Soon, the guitar was in Wu Hu's hands, and then the screen appeared, "Please be quiet, Fat Hu is about to start pretending!"
"Stand back a little!"
"Fat Tiger is still so handsome in disguise!"
"Eh? This is a folk song! Isn't it popular for Fat Tiger to sing?"
"Pang Hu's talent is really incredible, including pop, rock, rap, rap, and now folk songs are also here."
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"Fat Hu really got it right, Lao Hu is about to collapse."
"I feel a little sad for no reason, Guifen! I miss you."
"Lao Hu must have remembered that girl from back then! What a pity! Lao Hu just listened to his mother too much. The price of some filial piety is missing out on some people who shouldn't be missed."
"Some people, once missed, are lost forever."
"I feel like this song is so popular! It will become one of Douyin's most popular BGMs."
"I dare say that when Fat Hu wrote this song, he must have thought of his predecessors. I wonder what his predecessors would think when they heard this song."
"What else can I think about? I burst into tears and regretted it! I really agreed with the saying: Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river. Don't bully young people into poverty."
"Fat Tiger's predecessors: Who would have thought that this piece of shit would achieve what it does now!"
"Hahaha... you made me laugh. It was quite sad at first."
Soon, the song "Mother, Don't Cry" was finished. Everyone thought that the next song would come very late, but unexpectedly, "Girl in the Distance" started soon.
Compared with the previous song "Girl, Don't Cry", the sadness value of this song "Girl in the Distance" is not that high, and it even has a sense of healing.
"Guifen, I miss you so much. I want to go home and see you!"
"By the way, is there a girl waiting for him in Fat Hu's hometown?"
"Impossible! If there really was such a girl, would Fat Hu still be single now?"
"Fat Hu even has a baby, but he's single!"
"Please pay attention to your words, GG is not married yet, he is single!"
“Some female fans just like to deceive themselves!”
"I'm happy to eat your rice?"
"..."
Soon after the two songs were sung, the scene quickly turned to the early morning, with Wu Hu running on the beach and boxing on the beach.
Then a netizen said in the barrage: "Watching Fat Tiger boxing is such a pleasure!"
"This is called Tai Chi. It feels like the air will be shattered by him. If I get punched by him, I can... I can get an apartment!"
"Fuck! This is bending my waist!"
"There's no problem with having an apartment. The problem is, I'm afraid you'll take it but not spend it."
"Fat Tiger can't be so domineering!"
"But he is so cruel! Who the hell can withstand this punch? I feel like if I were punched by him, I would have to stay in the ICU for half a year."
"If you don't lay a body on the spot, you are lucky!"
"To be honest, it's no wonder that men like Fat Tiger make those big horses go crazy. I've been looking at this man for so long that I'm almost drooling over his muscles."
"Damn! Another one will be bent by Fat Tiger! Brother, wake up!"
"Sure enough, excessive fitness will attract the attention of the same sex."
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Sure enough, just as Chef Huang and the others had guessed, the ratings and on-demand data for this episode exploded, and Wu Hu's two ballads also swept the Internet instantly.
On the Douyin platform, after the end of this program, the song video that Wu Hu had prepared long ago was released, and then the song "Girl, Don't Cry" set off the Internet.
Because the MV of this song is all about the reluctance of some real men and women when they break up due to some external factors, as well as the emotions of some missed men and women when they meet again, or the tears streaming down their faces after sighing... the whole screen
It's hard to calm down, it's coming to my face.
Then, in the video comment area, various people expressed their past regrets.
"Fat Tiger did something evil! I had already forgotten about him, wuwu..."
"Sister, your 'woo woo' proves that you have not really forgotten him."
"It's been eight years. This piece of shit, Fat Tiger, once again made me burst into tears. I remember that day when she put on a wedding dress and held a microphone on the stage, looked at me in the audience, and said the three words 'I do'
...Unfortunately, the man standing on the stage is not me."
"Brother, I have the same experience as you! Five years ago, when I saw the girl on the stage marrying someone other than me, I felt so painful that I was suffocating... But time is such a good thing, and now I see her
At that time, there was no excitement and excitement as before, and there was only indifference. But when I saw the haggard look on her face, I still couldn't help but feel a little sad."
"..."
In less than an hour, the number of collections of this video exceeded 30 million, which shows the huge number of Wu Hu's fans and the popularity of this song.
Soon, this song was directly used as BGM by countless netizens.
In comparison, the popularity of the song "Girl in the Distance" is much lower.
Wu Hu was also looking at the comments in these videos, and he couldn't help but think of some of the past, some sweet and some bitter. Thinking about it now, time is indeed a good thing.
Tie Tie glanced at him and asked softly, "Remember the past?"
Wu Hu lowered his head and pecked her lips gently, "So, time is indeed a good thing! It can erase many things, those bad things, those things that once made me feel like the sky was falling, now that I look back
Think about it, it’s just like that!”
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The next day, the news that Wu Hu released a new song topped the list of hot searches.
President Chen of Warner Bros. called Wu Hu and asked him if he wanted to release a new album because many fans were asking him to put together his previous singles and make an album.
Wu Hu directly rejected President Chen's proposal, and finally said: "Old Chen! We have been working together for so many years, and you know what kind of person I am. Your head office's attitude towards me at the beginning... you said I should change it to
It’s you, what would you choose?”
When President Chen heard Wu Hu's words, he couldn't help but sigh silently. He knew that Warner Bros. had neglected Wu Hu, which made the richest flower farmer unhappy.
Although Warner Records and Warner Brothers are different subsidiaries, their parent company is the same group, which also has subsidiaries such as Time Magazine, Fortune Magazine, and CNN TV. This group company has a big business and a high spirit.
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Moreover, Warner Bros. is a film and television company. From the perspective of operations in the film and television industry, they will look after their own interests first, which is understandable.
But from Wu Hu's point of view, there is actually nothing wrong. If you want to discuss business and don't give face, then Wu Hu naturally doesn't need to give you face anymore.
However, this Bald Eagle concert is still in charge of the Bald Eagle headquarters of Warner Records, because Wu Hu’s contract with them has not yet ended. But after this concert, Wu Hu probably broke up with Warner Records
It's time.
"Fat Tiger, is there really no room for change?" President Chen asked.
Wu Hu said with a smile: "We are talking about business! The conditions offered by Sony are hard to refuse!"
The phrase 'business is business' made President Chen very hurt, and he couldn't help scolding those bald eagles in his heart. If Warner Brothers hadn't been afraid of losing money by distributing the movie to Wu Hu, they refused to follow up on Sony's terms for Wu Hu.
, how could there be so many things happening now?
Moreover, facts have proven that although Columbia, which cooperated with Wu Hu, cannot be said to have made a lot of money, it definitely made some money. Now coupled with Wu Hu's singer contract, Warner Group will definitely lose a lot this time. After all,
Originally, these things should have belonged to them, but now they were snatched away by their opponents. Isn't this a loss?