Chapter 964 Xiao Wang, what kind of fruit plate did you order for Tiger?
Seeing Wu Hu rejecting Lao Ma's dinner invitation and leaving in a car with Ronaldinho, Lao Ma and the Kung Fu Emperor couldn't help but sigh silently.
Then Lao Ma asked: "Do you think there is really a master in martial arts? Has he arrived yet?"
The Kung Fu Emperor shook his head, "I don't know, but there should be no problem in calling him Grandmaster. This guy is too strong. Everyone calls me the Kung Fu Emperor, but I really can't bear this title in front of him.
It’s so embarrassing.”
Lao Ma smiled and sighed softly at the end, "I didn't really believe in any genius before, but after seeing him, I found that I had to believe it. I have been practicing Tai Chi for almost twenty years, but I feel that I am not like him.
In comparison, it seems like I have just learned the routine."
The Kung Fu Emperor smiled bitterly and said, "Don't sigh. I started practicing martial arts when I was 8 years old. I have practiced martial arts for more than 40 years now, but I can't even count myself in the palace."
Even before, he had wondered whether that realm existed.
But after seeing the methods Wu Hu showed today, he was already convinced that that realm existed, otherwise it would be impossible to explain why Wu Hu was so powerful.
"It's a pity that he refused to join our Shugongdao Culture Communication Company."
Lao Ma felt it was a pity. If Wu Hu joined, the company that promotes Tai Chi would definitely be more attractive, because Wu Hu's Tai Chi is attractive enough.
But Wu Hu knew what happened in another time and space, and knew what Lao Ma would do in the future that would offend netizens.
It’s not right when ‘Daddy Ma’ turns into a ‘capital horse’ step by step. In fact, he has always been a ‘capital horse’, but his performance was not very obvious at the beginning and everyone did not see it clearly.
When everyone gradually gets to know him, Lao Ma's fate is already doomed, so it is better to stay away from this Lao Ma.
Moreover, the purpose of participating in the filming of "Gong Shoudao" and showing off in front of Lao Ma was also achieved.
In this case, there is no need to continue to get involved with other things.
On the day he left Yinkeng Bamboo Forest, Wu Hu got on the plane directly and flew to Foot Pot Chicken to soak in the hot springs, because Ouch, the little sister, the deer in the forest, and Sika were all there.
The little deer in the forest went to the Foot Pot Chicken with the team to do some activities, but the girl and Sika missed Wu Hu. Wu Hu couldn't go to Kimchi Peninsula, so they had to make an appointment to the Foot Pot Chicken.
Then, at the foot basin chicken territory, Wu Hu saw seven other chickens from the thigh era.
Looking at these "sister-in-laws", Wu Hu felt like a myna who accidentally fell into the pansi hole, constantly accepting the verbal teasing from them.
Not to mention, in Wu Hu’s opinion, no matter which one of these long legs, they seem to be very good! They have good looks, a hot body, and the bonus of fame.
Especially the youngest one, who is affectionately called "Xianbao" by her fans, gives people the impression that she is easy to bully.
Listening to the sweet and greasy "oppa" coming from my ears, my nose is filled with all kinds of delicious fragrances. It's a bit difficult not to be fascinated by it.
Faced with this scene, it's really not easy to ridicule those men whose legs are so weak that they can't walk when they see them. If you try another man, he will definitely be dissatisfied, or even worse than him.
If things had gone before, Wu Hu would probably have taken the opportunity to get involved with them, and then see how many girlfriends he could develop among them in the end.
But now, this kind of thinking has faded a lot. After all, he has taken over the role of appearance in this team, and the rest doesn't matter.
The things I promised Yahuazi in the first place ended up with the addition of Aunt Fuguihua. This has not been solved yet! If there are more of these little sisters, it will be hard to explain.
What's more, he was accompanied by an equally jealous little girl, the meat tongs on his waist and ribs, always reminding him not to miss Shu.
Master Wu pays for everything from eating, drinking, and having fun. Although the little sisters don't care much about the money, they like Wu Hu's attitude very much.
In fact, they had already known from their sisters how generous Wu Hu was, and some even wanted to sacrifice themselves for him. But when Wu Hu turned a deaf ear to some of their little attempts, they knew that Wu Hu had not added any more girls.
My friend’s thoughts.
People who were born in a place like Kimchi Peninsula may feel a little surprised by Wu Hu's situation, but they are not completely unable to accept love.
After all, some chaebols spend more money than he does. Not only do they change brides every night, but they also constantly change fresh fruit plates. This is something that everyone knows very well.
Moreover, those people's actions may seem generous, but compared with Wu Hu's, they are far behind. No chaebol who comes out to play will give away company shares.
In the eyes of those plutocrats, they are just a commodity that can be discarded at any time.
In contrast, Wu Hu is not only good-looking, talented and generous, but he can also protect them from being harassed by other men. Everything is the best choice.
Following a man like this is better than following other men cheaply.
Excellent women have no shortage of men to chase them, and excellent men have no shortage of women to stare at them.
But unfortunately, Wu Hu never gave them a chance.
After staying at Tiaobenji Island for about a week, Wu Hu went to Bald Eagle. A new round of concerts was about to begin, and he could no longer stay in this gentle village.
In late July, Wu Hu came to the Angel City of Bald Eagle. Wu Hu’s parents, who had come to Bald Eagle before, had already traveled with several of their daughters-in-law and grandchildren to Bald Eagle Land, and now they have arrived in Ai.
Wei'er's hometown, Beaver Country, has gone.
When Wu Hu's concert started, Ai Wei'er left her daughter Alice with her grandparents and came back alone on the pretext of being a supporting singer for Wu Hu.
Swift also stopped what she was doing and came to be a guest singer, and also invited some of her best friends to help out, such as Rihanna, Selena Gomez, etc.
The widowed sister who had finished filming "Avengers 3" also came with the big husky girl.
The appearance of these women immediately made the entertainment reporters go crazy. They gathered around them to interview them, and most of the questions they asked were related to their love affairs.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Many people have discovered that since they met Wu Hu, there seems to be no scandals about them. Aunt Meizuan and Ai Weier are not the same.
After all, they were already mothers. Although they did not directly tell them who the father of their child was, judging from the child's appearance, they knew without asking that the father of the child was definitely Wu Hu.
This matter has become a tacit secret among flower growers and bald eagles, but the parties involved never give a direct answer.
In Bald Eagle, this situation of pregnant women having illegitimate children is so common and so common that everyone has long been accustomed to it.
But Sister Widow and Swift were so famous, and the results were unclear to Wu Hu, which really made the otakus here at Bald Eagle a little unhappy.
"Taylor Swift, how is your relationship with Tiger going? You've been pursuing him for several years, right? Doesn't he still agree to your pursuit?"
Swift responded: "I think our current relationship is pretty good, and I quite like maintaining this kind of life with him."
"But in this case, Swifty, how can you maintain your sex life?"
Bald Eagle's entertainment reporters are quite direct and bold in asking questions. This kind of question would never appear so blatantly in a flower grower.
Swift couldn't help laughing when she heard the words, and finally covered her mouth, widened her eyes, and looked around, "Can this kind of issue be discussed loudly here?"
When other entertainment reporters heard this, they immediately nodded, indicating that they didn't mind.
As a result, Swift said directly, "Oh no! I refuse!"
He didn't want the video of this scene to appear in front of Wu Hu's parents in the future. She knew very well how conservative the old flower farmer was. In their opinion, this kind of behavior was too unrestrained.
The widowed sister and the big husky girl also had the same experience. They were also faced with various blockades and inquiries from entertainment reporters. After asking about their current relationship with Wu Hu, they asked again: "Scarlett, have you ever thought about it?"
Like Avril, do you want to have a baby with Tiger?"
Initially, everyone did not expect the widowed sister to give them any decent answer, but in the end they heard her say: "I have indeed thought about learning from him. You know, Tiger's genes are so good. I also hope that I
The children in the future can be better. Now that 'Avengers 3' has been filmed and I have time, I think I will take action."
"..."
For a moment, everyone wondered if their ears had heard it wrong.
When the widowed sister was about to leave, someone asked: "Scarlett, is this true?"
The widowed sister turned around, shrugged and spread her hands, "Why should I lie to you? If one day I get pregnant, you don't have to be too surprised, because that means my plan was successful."
Hearing the widowed sister's answer, Du Xiaoshuai, who is currently on vacation and watching Douyin live broadcast, directly hugged his head and shouted "Oh no".
He thinks his genes are also very powerful! If the widow wants powerful genes, why not come to him? Is Tiger as tall as me? No!
Du Xiaoshuai cried and fainted in the toilet again.
After the widowed sister, Husky Girl also said that she also had this idea. She even said that as far as she knew, there were many women who had this idea.
Then entertainment reporters asked some of the actresses who came to attend Wu Hu's concert and asked them if they had the chance, would they want to have a descendant with Tiger?
Then those actresses looked at the entertainment reporter who asked the question with bright eyes, "Do you have a way for me and Tiger to have offspring? Really?"
"..."
Although I want to scold my mother, I have to admit that Tiger is indeed very powerful. His talent, appearance, and even motor skills are among the top ranks. For such a man, there will be women staring at his powerful genes. It is too
Normal.
Thinking about Madonna in the past, it is not difficult to understand why some women would have such thoughts.
Moreover, if you have offspring with Wu Hu, you will have certain inheritance rights, and you can go to Wu Hu to ask for family property in the future. Killing two birds with one stone! Why not?
The first of Wu Hu's concerts was held at the Staples Center in the City of Angels. Outside the gate of this stadium, you can still see a statue of Wu Hu. As one of the meritorious players of the Lakers, Wu Hu is also
He can be regarded as a person who has made great contributions to this city.
Therefore, the small stadium could not accommodate so many enthusiastic fans, and the tickets for this concert were sold at a sky-high price.
A crazy fan spent 200,000 dollars to buy a sky-high price scalper ticket.
Then Wu Hu discovered that this crazy fan was actually Mr. Wang. This guy was accompanied by an Internet celebrity girl. She was also one of the most popular female Internet celebrities on the Douyin platform in Huazhongjia. Even Wu Hu
Everyone knows her and has tens of millions of fans.
This guy brought this Internet celebrity to the backstage to find Wu Hu. Only then did Wu Hu find out that this guy spent 200,000 dollars to buy a scalper ticket for his new girlfriend.
"Brother, it's too difficult to get tickets for your concert." Mr. Wang smiled bitterly, "I heard that all the tickets for the next twenty concerts have been sold out in advance."
Wu Hu said with a smile: "Is it possible that the gymnasium here at Bald Eagle is too small?"
The Internet celebrity girl complimented: "In our flower garden, it is equally difficult to grab your concert tickets, Brother Hu! Last time you sang at the Bird's Nest in Beijing, I tried to grab one for several days, but in the end
I can only find scalpers and spend 30,000 yuan to get a ticket..."
After chatting for a while, Wu Hu asked them to go back to the front and wait while he was ready to start preparations.
When the little prince returned to the front and saw Swift, Avril and the widowed sister, he walked towards them with his little girlfriend and greeted them in a friendly way, "Hello, sisters-in-law, I am Xiao Wang."
, Brother Hu’s good friend…”
With one sentence, the Internet celebrity girl next to him was shocked. She covered her mouth and stared with her eyes. There was only one voice in her mind, what did I hear just now?
Sisters-in-law? It’s fake!
"Xiao Wang, Principal Wang, I know you." The widowed sister smiled and said, "Tiger said it."
The words "sisters-in-law" made the widowed sisters feel happy even though they were not overjoyed.
"Brother Tiger probably didn't say anything nice about me!" The little prince rubbed his nose and laughed.
"No! He said you were very generous!" Swift said: "He also said that every time you invited him, you would give him a fruit plate, even though he didn't like those fruit plates very much! By the way, what fruit did you order for him? I remember him
Except durian, I will eat all other fruits.”
"..."
The little prince didn't know how to explain to them what a 'fruit plate' was, but the internet celebrity girl beside him quietly reached out and pinched the prince.
As a flower grower who makes a living on the Internet, she knows exactly what this is.
For a moment, she was a little confused as to whether Wu Hu, the superstar, was a good man or a scumbag. He obviously had many girlfriends, but he could still resist the temptation of a fruit plate.
The man beside her couldn't resist this temptation.
"I can only say that Brother Hu's taste is a bit high! I will definitely order him some of the freshest ones next time." The little prince continued following their misunderstanding.
After exchanging pleasantries for a few words, he quickly went to say hello to other celebrities to avoid something that he couldn't explain popping up again.
Not long after, the center of the stage went dark, but the next moment, fireworks were erupting all around.
The music started, and a figure slowly rose from the middle of the stage.