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Chapter 976: Fat Tiger just live broadcasted eating shit, you missed the wonderful moment

Seeing the irritable remarks made by the irritable fans, Wu Hu chose to ignore them without hesitation. This was mainly because there were not enough people to watch the live broadcast, and the broadcast only lasted for more than ten minutes, and the number of people had just exceeded 10 million.

This kind of popularity is already terrifying for other celebrities. Even if Yahuazi went to live broadcast, it would be impossible for him to reach his speed.

After all, Wu Hu's fan base is much larger than that of Yahuazi. There are not only movie fans, but also fans, boxing fans, fans, and even money fans who admire his status as the richest man.

When these auras blessed him, the reaction was self-evident.

"Fat Tiger, stop teasing everyone, come on and tell the truth!"

"Huh? It's really Fat Tiger! I thought who was cosplaying Fat Tiger!"

"What's going on? Why did Fat Tiger start a live broadcast? There was no warning!"

"Fat Tiger, you won't be reduced to live broadcasting like Uncle Pan, right? Hahaha..."

I don’t know if this guy is laughing at Uncle Pan’s experience, or if he thinks his own joke is funny.

Then someone said: "Don't underestimate the live streaming industry! The money that some leading anchors make in a year is no lower than the profits of those listed companies."

"Before Double Eleven, the head anchor at Ahri was so weird. Didn't he say that the daily turnover was more than 50 small targets?"

"More than fifty small goals? If you calculate it based on a 10% rate of return, that's the income of five small goals! Damn! Did you make money directly like this?"

"10% yield? How much do you despise the profit margin here!"

"That is, if something worth a few yuan is sold to them for seventy-nine yuan, there will still be many people buying it. Think about the terrifying profit margin!"

Originally we were still discussing Wu Hu, but the building soon became crooked.

Then some anchors jumped up and said they were not as awesome as they said.

I don’t know who said, “The building is crooked, the building is crooked, we are here to denounce Fat Hu, not to talk about other people’s faults!”

"That's right, Fat Tiger, say something, don't pretend to be dead!"

"Since you don't want to see magic, then I won't perform it!" Wu Hu petted the fairy cat Beibei and saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room had reached 15 million, so he laughed and said: "I won't tease you anymore.

, in fact, I just don’t plan to cooperate with them anymore.”

"What do you mean? Don't cooperate with those record companies?"

"Fat Hu, did you break up with Warner? Did they not give you enough?"

"Then there's no new song coming out? Fat Tiger, please give me a happy word!"

"Curious! Fat Tiger, why don't you cooperate with them? Aren't you satisfied with the signing fee they gave you? I heard that Sony is willing to offer three small goals!"

"Uh! Real or fake? Three small goals, Fat Tiger is still not satisfied?"

“The signing fee is just three small goals? It’s more sincere than Warner Records!”

"Sony is the company of Xiaori...Little Footpot! Isn't it normal for Fat Tiger not to sign? Knocking down Little Footpot is a historical mission that we flower growers cannot forget!"

Faced with doubts from netizens, Wu Hu smiled and said: "It's not because of these reasons. The main reason is that I am already the richest man in flower farming, and then I sign such restrictive contracts with other companies for money to constrain my freedom."

, it’s really a bit embarrassing for our richest flower grower. Everyone knows that I have always been a shameless person..."

"Well done to Fat Tiger. You really can't cooperate with Little Foot Basin. You must remember the blood feud!"

"I was shocked. I thought you, Fat Tiger, were going to quit the music scene completely!"

"Hahaha... This is the first time I heard that Fat Tiger actually wants to be shameless!"

"Although Fat Tiger has never been very shameless, I support his shameless behavior this time!"

"Support 1. Fat Tiger is usually shameless. But when it comes to matters like right and wrong, you really can't be shameless. People will poke you in the back."

"I guess if Fat Tiger signs a contract with Sony, Fat Tiger's father will draw seven wolves!"

"You should take out your slippers..."

"Hahaha……"

Seeing the netizens talking more and more outrageous, Wu Hu quickly interrupted with a cough, "Don't make blind assumptions. I am a person who loves nuclear weapons and have always been kind to others. I feel that in the future I can hold concerts by Xin

World Media cooperates with local organizations, and I can open as many shows as I want, as many times as I want, and I don’t have to be in such a hurry."

Although from the bottom of his heart, Wu Hu does hate the little feet, but he is now the richest man and an international superstar, and he still has to make money from the little feet! Therefore, it is necessary to maintain the surface politeness, otherwise the little feet are there

Forget about the ticket warehouse.

Someone who is more knowledgeable asked directly: "But Fat Tiger, if you don't cooperate with those record companies, if you release a new album, how will it be sold around the world?"

"Didn't Fat Tiger say there would be no album? Don't you still think about it?"

"Ah! Fat Tiger, you won't really stop releasing albums, will you? You don't have to release a brand new album, then you can release a collector's edition for our collection!"

Wu Hu shook his head and said: "I don't think there is much need for physical albums, because basically no one uses CD players anymore..."

"No! I'm still using it!"

"Yes! I use it too! And I collect it! Collection, do you understand?"

"Ah! I just came here, what happened? It's really a fat tiger! It's strange!"

"Brother, you are late. Fat Tiger just live broadcasted eating shit. You missed the wonderful moment!"

"Hahaha……"

"Hahaha... 1!"

"Ah? Real or fake?"

"..."

Wu Hu was speechless, "Who is that? That's too much! It's OK to joke, but don't make such disgusting, tasteless jokes! If someone believes it, is curious, and actually runs to taste that thing, what exactly is it?

Whose fault is it?”

"Hahaha... There can't be such a stupid person!"

"Don't say it! There really are people like this. Didn't people at Slow Foot live broadcast eating shit before? You have to know that the world is so big, there are all kinds of strange birds!"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Stop this topic!" Wu Hu quickly stopped him, "I just had dinner not long ago! I'm afraid I won't be able to adapt to my physical condition for a while. Okay, let's talk about both things.

That’s it. Do you have any more questions? If not, then I’ll leave.”

"No, Fat Tiger, why don't you start the live broadcast? It's only been a few minutes! Do you want to leave?"

"No, Fat Tiger, I just came here, you can't do this!"

"Fat Tiger, since you asked us to ask, please explain the principle of rubbing the paper ball! Is it really caused by Tai Chi's winding silk power? You can't really be a great master of martial arts!"

"Ah! That's right. In addition, please explain your current relationship with Yahuazi and Tietie!"

"Yes, there is Mina, my goddess, did you also bring disaster to her?"

"Also, what happened to your illegitimate child?"

"..."

Wu Hu blinked his eyes, "Ah! There are so many questions, I'm blinded!"

After a pause, he said: "That great master of martial arts, I'm not bragging to you..."

"Alright, Fat Tiger is going to show off!"

"What a familiar mantra. If I'm not bragging to you = I'm bragging to you!"

After pretending for a while, Wu Hu simply said: "How about I just sing a song for everyone! A song that I have never sung in front of you."

"Fat Tiger, there's no use pretending to be dead!"

"That's right! You are too unmanly to think about him."

"That's right! As a man, if you dare to do what you dare, you must dare to act!"

"Sissi, have you seen this? This is the man you have fallen in love with. He doesn't even dare to express his love to you and me in public. He has no sense of responsibility as a man. What's the use of it?"

"Why don't you give it to me! I don't mind it!"

"Damn! Are you still listening to the song? If Fat Tiger just shuts down the broadcast, who's to blame?"

"That's right! Fat Tiger, you sing first, and we'll talk about the rest later!"

The live broadcast room was very happy, and there were many new people joining. Many people were asking whether it was true that Fat Tiger's decision not to cooperate with other record companies does not mean that he would not continue to release new songs.

Originally, someone had posted on Weibo about Wu Hu's launch and clarification that he would not sign contracts with other record companies, and many new netizens came to watch.

Wu Hu glanced at the number of people in the room. There were already over 20,000 people.

So, he put the fairy cat Beibei on the ground, picked up a guitar from the sofa next to him, sat down again, and gently plucked the strings.

"Someone asked me before if I was a martial arts grand master. Here, I have to clarify something. I don't know if I am a martial arts grand master. But I feel that I have indeed reached a place that is difficult for ordinary martial arts practitioners to reach.

If you compare one to ten heights, there should be no problem. Of course, you can think that I am bragging!"

"Fat Tiger, do you mean the ten boxing champions?"

"That is, if there are ten ordinary people, those boxing champions can do it too!"

"Not to mention those boxing champions, Wu Yue dared to boast that he could fight dozens or twenty of them!"

"Maybe they can really do it!"

"I think one fat tiger can beat ten of me!"

"Damn! The ID upstairs must be Wolf Warrior Kyomoto Kyo!"

"Brother Jing, you are a brother, and you are giving Fat Hu too much face."

"Wow! I didn't expect you, Brother Jing, to be peeking at the screen too!"

"How many celebrities are peeking at the screen! Can you come out and show your face?"

"Hello everyone! I am your Brother Lung!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Mina!"

"Hello everyone! I am the thug in a suit you are talking about! My wife is here too!"

"Hello everyone! I am the Wu Yue you call bragging..."

"Hello everyone! I'm Hua Zai!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Yoona!"

"Hello everyone! I'm Zhou Shenshen!"

"..."

When the Yishui star began to announce his family status, netizens were left in awe.

Those celebrities who are familiar with Wu Hu are easy to tell. What does Andy Lau mean? Is Liu Tianwang so free? He actually has time to watch Wu Hu's live broadcast.

Wu Hu blinked at the camera, "Thank you all for coming to support me. I have nothing to repay you, so I will give you a new song that I have been writing for a while! The name of this song is "Drowning", and the melody is similar to "Hollow"

It's similar, but the meaning it wants to express is different from "Hollow", so you should listen to it first."

Following the melody, Wu Hu started singing:

I advocate letting it go if you can’t stop it.

This battle between desire and despair

Yu Wen likes to visit her

Before leaving

And he turned off the light



When they heard this, everyone's ears stood up involuntarily. They originally thought that the song would reach its climax and the melody would become exciting. Everything was as they thought.

As a result, Wu Hu sang "Eaaaaaaaaaaaaa", which made the audience stunned.

After babbling for a while, Wu Hu continued to sing the second verse:

I advocate letting it go if you can’t restrain yourself.

Hang on to the innocence you deserve

The ups and downs lie in joy, anger, sorrow and joy

loosened the rope

At worst, no one will ask



After that, there was another burst of "Eyah, Eeyah", which made the audience confused. For a moment, they couldn't understand these simple lyrics and the meaning of "Eyah, Eryah". Or should I say, this is actually

Didn't you think about how to write any words at all? So you had to use '咿咿咿亚' to fill the meaning, and did it half-heartedly?

"Ah? Is this the end of singing?"

"No! Fat Tiger, can you explain what this song wants to express?"

"I don't understand it either, but I always feel it has a faint sense of style."

"It feels like there is a big gap between the lyrics of the song "Hollow" and "Hollow"! Although "Hollow" is a dog-licking song, I have to say that the lyrics are really well written."

"Fat Tiger, to be honest, did you not think about how to write the lyrics, so you just used a series of 'Eyah Eyah' to get through it?"

"I think so too, Fat Tiger, you are too perfunctory and really can't write. You can write slowly, don't be in a hurry! As long as you are willing to write."

"But it's best not to be like Milk Cha Lun, he hasn't released a new song in a long time!"

"Don't slander me casually! I have worked hard to write new songs." This is the explanation from Milk Tea Lun, but I don't know if anyone believes it.

"Fat Tiger, can you explain this song to us? This is the first time I listen to your song, and I feel like I don't understand it! I even doubt my reading comprehension ability!"

"You really need to brush up on your reading comprehension, but Fat Tiger, can you sing a little more clearly? Why not imitate Milk Cha Lun's vague singing style if you have nothing else to do?"

"Indeed, I only heard babbling, babbling, and I didn't understand the rest at all."

Wu Hu coughed lightly, "Isn't my singing clear enough? Okay! I'll sing it again!"

So Wu Hu sang it again.

"I understand a little better this time. I don't know if my understanding is correct. Fat Tiger, do you want to express that you need to be more free and easy in life? You advocate letting it go if you can't restrain yourself. If you let go, no one will ask at worst, and then just go with it.

Is it natural?”

"Although I don't understand it very well, I always feel that it has a faint sense of style."

Wu Hu smiled and said: "That's pretty much what it means. The first paragraph describes the desire and addiction to love, and the second paragraph expresses that since you can't control it, you should retain your innocence and let everything take its course! Let the rope go.

, at worst, no one will ask. When applied to other things, the meaning is the same. As for the chanting of '咿咿困aya', it can be regarded as a kind of emotional catharsis! It's not like I didn't think of good words."

After all, this song was copied!


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