Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 153 Nuwa Frying Pot, Yuan Shi Was Confused
Chapter 153 Nuwa Frying Pot, Yuan Shi Was Confused
Junior Sister Nuwa, please don’t get angry. Let that poor Taoist take a look first. What is going on? We will make a decision later.
Yuanshi Tianzun felt his anger rushing to the top of his head, his chest was tight, his mouth was dry, and he hurriedly laughed.
It's just that when he said this, he felt a little guilty!
After all, if something like this happened, it would be strange if Nuwa was not angry!
Sure enough, Empress Nuwa had a pair of beautiful red eyes, glared at Yuanshi Tianzun, gritted her teeth and said: Yuanshi, if you want to protect this traitor this time, I will never break up with you.
Damn it, Yuanshi Tianzun felt dizzy for a while, and almost couldn't hold his breath, so he stopped breathing.
On the other side, Chi Jing was sleeping soundly due to drinking alcohol.
Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that he looked at it, his eyes were red, and he roared at Chi Jing: Traitor, don't let me wake up yet.
With this voice, Yuanshi Tianzun used his secret magic power.
The sound was like a thunderous explosion, rolling through Chi Jing's mind.
Chi Jing suddenly woke up, jumped up, and climbed up from the stone bed. He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun with a confused expression and asked: Huh? Teacher, why are you here? Huh? Empress Nuwa, you are here too.
Why is Pindao here? You asked Pindao, Pindao asked you, what is going on? You said
Yuanshi Tianzun was like a raging lion, pointing at the stone carvings and jade statues on Chi Jing's bed and the obscene words on the wall, and roared again and again.
Uh? What?
Chi Jing is still a little confused now. Because he drank alcohol and was invaded by Li Xiao with the magical power of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom, his head is in unbearable pain.
Chi Jingjing turned around and saw the statue of Nuwa on his bed.
Wucao, why is the statue of Nuwa Empress on Pindao's bed? Chi Jingzheng was startled and jumped up from the bed.
Then, he saw the obscenities on the wall.
Empress, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are my darling, baby.
Empress, you are the most beautiful goddess I have ever seen
Empress, I love you so much, just like a mouse loves rice. Without you, my life is meaningless.
puff
Chi Jing almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when he saw it. He was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out of his mouth. He knelt down on the ground with a loud thud in shock, and then bit by bit memories began to flood into his mind.
A few days ago, he accidentally picked up a bottle of wine and a bottle of fine wine!
Overjoyed, he started drinking alone!
As he drank, he became a little drifting!
The so-called, full of wine and food, full of lust and lust, somehow, the statue of Nuwa Empress in the Holy Mother Temple that day appeared in his mind, as well as the voice, appearance and appearance of Nuwa Empress.
So, under the stimulation of alcohol, he took out a piece of jade, carved a statue of Nuwa, and then wrote those dirty words.
Finally, he fell asleep holding the statue of Nuwa!
He is not afraid because he picked up a mysterious bead that can shield the secrets of heaven.
Chi Jing turned his head and saw the mysterious jade bead.
It's over, it's over, this is what Chi Jingzhi was thinking at this moment.
Wow
Chi Jingjing burst into tears suddenly, knelt on the ground, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and cried loudly: Teacher, have mercy on me, teacher, have mercy on me, Nuwa, please calm down, I am a disciple who is obsessed with sex, I am woo woo woo woo.
Empress Nuwa was trembling with anger, she glared at Yuanshi Tianzun, gritted her teeth and roared: Yuanshi, if you don’t give me an explanation today, I will fight you until death.
Yuanshi Tianzun was also so angry that he was trembling all over, his liver was aching, his eyes were red, he glared at the red sperm, gritted his teeth and said: Bastard, traitor, how could you do such a bastard thing, you blasphemed the saint, you are so disrespectful, Why did you, a poor man, accept a disciple like you?
As he spoke, Yuanshi Tianzun waved his sleeves, and a violent surge of mana surged out, knocking Chi Jingjing backwards and slamming into the wall.
The poor red sperm was directly embedded into the wall, and the wall was forcibly knocked out of a human-shaped groove.
Then, the red sperm fell out of the groove. He was so dizzy from the fall that he looked up. The internal organs in his body were violently tumbling. His throat was sweet. He couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood. His breath was sluggish, and he felt like Like a dead dog, it lay limp on the ground.
But Chi Jingzhi was so frightened that he didn't care about his injuries. He rolled and crawled to Yuanshi Tianzun and cried loudly: Teacher, the disciple is wrong, save me, save me.
You, you bastard, how could you do such a thing? How could you accept such a perverted and cowardly thing like you?
Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that he was trembling all over. He pointed his finger at Chi Jingzheng and resisted the urge to slap him to death.
This means that Chi Jing is one of the Twelve Golden Immortals. If Chi Jing is killed with a slap, then the Twelve Golden Immortals will be incomplete and will not be able to continue to gather luck for Chan Jiao.
In this way, the great luck of Chanjiao will be ruined!
If not, Yuanshi Tianzun might not be able to bear it at this moment and slap the red sperm into pulp.
If Senior Brother Yuanshi cannot take action, I will take action for you!
Nuwa's eyes were red and she gritted her teeth.
Yuanshi Tianzun's old face shook violently, he looked at Nuwa Empress, and said with a sneer: "Junior Sister Nuwa, Chi Jing is one of the twelve golden immortals of my teachings. If you kill Chi Jing, you may hurt me." Explain the fundamentals of teaching, and ask Junior Sister Nuwa to spare Chi Jing this time for Pindao’s sake.
Saying that, Yuanshi Tianzun turned his hand and found ten immortal apricots. He handed them to Nuwa Empress with a painful look on his face and said: Junior Sister Nuwa, the poor immortal apricots are ripe again. Junior Sister, you can try them.
Damn it, huh, a few broken immortal apricots, are you going to send me away?
Nuwa Empress was trembling with anger, and with a wave of her sleeve, she knocked the immortal apricot from Yuanshi Tianzun's hand away, and roared with red eyes.
The last time, Chi Jingzheng wrote a poem in the Temple of the Holy Mother, Yuanshi Tianzun came to apologize in person and took out the apricot to apologize. Empress Nuwa could accept it, after all, it was just a poem.
But this time, Aka Seiko actually dared to carve a statue of her and sleep with her in her arms!
Moreover, there are so many obscene words engraved on the wall. If this spreads out, I am afraid that the reputation of Empress Nuwa will be ruined!
If the red sperm cannot be severely punished, I am afraid that Empress Nuwa will dream about this matter when she sleeps.
It can be said that the nature of this matter is so bad that it has become unbearable for Empress Nuwa.