The Queen Mother of the West also spent a lot of money on this demon clan incident.
So many flat peaches, and so many years of inventory, were all used for nothing by the gods and demons present.
This shows how tired the Queen Mother of the West was.
The dishes are over five flavors, and the wine is over three rounds.
The Queen Mother of the West came out of the queue, looked at everyone, bowed deeply to everyone, and said: Dear Taoist friends and immortals, I have received the exact news that soon, the demon clan will attack West Kunlun in a large scale. I sincerely ask you to be able to
I would like to express my gratitude to you for helping me in West Kunlun to get through this crisis!
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Everyone gasped when they heard this.
Many people didn't know that the demon tribe was going to attack West Kunlun. When they heard what the Queen Mother of the West said, they all turned pale with fear.
Humph, if the demon clan dares to come, I will definitely help Queen Mother of the West to resist the demon clan. Ouch, my stomach hurts. I can’t stand it anymore. I have to go to the toilet.
One of the immortals with sinister eyebrows first spoke indignantly.
Suddenly, he held his stomach and walked out.
But after he went to the toilet, he never came back.
Well, obviously he used shit to escape.
Oops, my stomach feels uncomfortable too. I can't help it anymore. I have to go to the toilet.
That Queen Mother of the West, I'm sorry, my wife gave birth and I have to go back quickly.
Queen Mother of the West, my wife has also given birth and I have to go.
Oops, my mother gave birth to another younger brother for me, I have to go too
Well, my mother married me a concubine, and I have to go
Someone took the lead, and then it was as if a hornet's nest had been stabbed. Everyone stood up, each finding their own reasons, and each reason was weirder than the last, and then they all got up and left.
Just kidding, this is the era of Lich hegemony!
Even saints don't dare to get involved in the Lich Tribulation easily, they don't want to die!
Although the mouth to eat people is short and the hands to take people are short, you still have to hold on to your life first.
Bastard, Bastard
Mugong was so angry that he was trembling all over and roaring angrily.
On the side, Queen Mother Xi was very indifferent. Apparently she had already guessed that this would be the case.
In an instant, most of the people present were gone.
The remaining people were also trembling, a little afraid of the demon clan.
After all, the demon clan is so powerful now that it is impossible not to be afraid. It is already very rare that they can stay.
On the side, Nanji Xianweng and Guangchengzi looked at each other. They stood up and were about to find a reason to leave. At this moment, Li Xiao stood up, looked at Nanjixianweng and Guangchengzi with a smile, and grinned: Ouch, hey.
This is really in line with the style of teachings. After eating and drinking, you have to apply oil at the bottom of your feet and slip away.
Originally, Maitreya Buddha was about to leave, but after hearing what Li Xiao said, he sat back again.
This time, Mu Gong rarely stood on the same boat as Li Xiao, glaring at the two of them.
Li Xiao, what did you say?
When Guangchengzi heard this, he became furious, glared at Li Xiao, and shouted in a deep voice.
The Antarctic Immortal looked at Li Xiao angrily and curled his lips and said: Huh, Li Xiao, don't be so arrogant here. Let's open the window and talk openly. Aren't you here to eat and drink? If you have the ability, you can retreat.
Kill those billions of monster soldiers!
Li Xiao pouted, with a smile on his face, and said with a grin: Before Pindao came, the teacher told him to try his best to repel hundreds of millions of demon soldiers and protect West Kunlun. Pindao is naturally not like some people.
It's a shame to come here to eat and drink, it's a shame to the second uncle, and it's a shame to teach Chan.
Bastard, bastard, Li Xiao, okay, if you have the ability, just go and fight off those hundreds of millions of monster soldiers, and then talk nonsense here again!
The Antarctic Immortal was furious and gritted his teeth.
Guangchengzi also glared at Li Xiao and said in a deep voice: Hum, if you can defeat those hundreds of millions of monster soldiers, I will obey you, otherwise, you should stop talking so high-sounding words here!
Li Xiao said with a smile on his face: "Pindao likes practical things, and Pindao doesn't need your convincing. Well, let's do this. If Pindao can retreat from the demon clan, you kneel down and kowtow to Pindao three times, and admit that,
How about explaining the teaching instead of me intercepting the teaching?
Li Xiao, you bastard, you
Nanji Xianweng and Guangchengzi were trembling with anger and glared at Li Xiao.
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, looked at the two of them provocatively, and curled his lips and said: What? Don’t you dare?
Hum, what should you do if you can't fight back the demon soldiers?
Guangchengzi said angrily.
It’s up to you!
Li Xiao said with a smile.
Well, if you can't fight back the demon soldiers, you have to kneel down, kowtow to us three times, and say, you can't teach me as much as I can teach you!
The Antarctic Immortal roared angrily.
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and grinned: Okay!
Fifth senior brother
Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao felt guilty and pulled Li Xiao's sleeves.
Although they are also very arrogant, they are not so arrogant that with their strength, they can stop hundreds of millions of demon soldiers.
Therefore, they also feel a little guilty.
Li Xiao looked at Maitreya Buddha. The old Maitreya Buddha's face shook violently. He stood up and clasped his hands and said: That poor monk just came to join in the fun. He should not be counted. He should not be counted. After all, this is an Eastern thing. It is inconvenient for me to teach in the West.
Please forgive me for interfering!
Bah, these Western bastards are so hypocritical. When they see a treasure, they say they are related to you from the West. When encountering such a thing, they say it is an Eastern thing and it is not convenient to interfere. They are really shameless, everyone.
In my heart, I despised Western teaching.
Li Xiao sneered and curled his lips and said: I didn’t expect you bald donkeys to be able to do anything!
you you you
Maitreya Buddha's face turned red and he was speechless for a long time.
Li Xiao ignored Maitreya Buddha, turned to look at Mu Gong, and said with a smile: Taoist friend Mu Gong, why did the master send you here? You can't even defeat a poor Taoist, how can you defeat the monster clan's army of hundreds of millions?
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Mu Gong was trembling with anger, glared at Li Xiao, gritted his teeth and said: Humph, Huangkou kid, today I want you to know how powerful Pindao is. On the way here, Pindao has summoned hundreds of millions of people to come. As long as Pindao decrees
As soon as they come out, they will come to West Kunlun to help!
Everyone sighed and looked at Mugong in disbelief. They didn't know who Mugong was, and he could actually recruit hundreds of millions of soldiers and horses to help him.
Queen Mother Xi grinned and said with a smile: Fellow Taoists, I will also win a fortune. Every 30,000 years, the flat peach in my palace will bear a first peach. If anyone helps me drive away the demon clan, these ten
Shou Tao, I can treat you as my thanks manager!
As she spoke, Queen Mother Xi waved her sleeves, and ten plates appeared in front of her.
There is a huge flat peach on each plate. The spiritual power of those ten flat peaches is very amazing, much stronger than the ordinary flat peach.