Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 388 Master Uncle's Fart Is Too Powerful
When traveling outside, you pick up Kongtong seals on the road. Are you lying to ghosts? Or are you lying to ghosts?
Guangchengzi was furious when he heard this. He gritted his teeth and glared at Li Xiao. Then he bowed in the direction of Kunlun Mountain and said, "Teacher, please make the decision for me!"
The next moment, I saw auspicious auras hanging down from the nine heavens, and golden lotuses rising from the earth. The auspicious auras filled the sky, golden light overflowed, the rays of the sky were endless, eight-note fairy music sounded in unison, and the roar of dragons was endless.
The void rippled, and Yuanshi Tianzun was seen slowly walking out of the void in a Nine-Dragon Agarwood Chariot.
Facing Yuanshi Tianzun, Li Xiao was not afraid at all, but instead was filled with envy.
Look at their style, look at their luxurious cars!
If we talk about the first person to show off in the ancient world, it must be Yuanshi Tianzun!
Li Xiao's liver ached with envy, and he secretly swore that when I become a saint one day, I will build a car more luxurious than the Kowloon Agarwood Chariot, and I will envy Yuanshi Tianzun to death.
Seeing Yuanshi Tianzun, Guangchengzi was overjoyed and hurriedly worshiped Yuanshi Tianzun: "I have seen the teacher, and I ask the teacher to make the decision for the disciple and restore his innocence!"
Yuanshi Tianzun stepped out of the luxurious car, looked at Li Xiao, and said in a deep voice: "Huh, Li Xiao, you bastard, you stole the Kongtong Seal on Shouyang Mountain, and you dared to blame Guangchengzi and frame me for teaching.
, you...you are so good!"
"No, I don't have it, disciple. I picked up this Kongtong Seal on the road!"
Li Xiao refused to admit it even after being beaten to death.
"You bastard, you still dare to quibble after things have come to this, you are really looking for death!"
Yuanshi Tianzun was furious, stretched out his big hand, and grabbed Li Xiao.
Li Xiao shook his hands and took out the God-killing Spear, ready to poke Yuanshi Tianzun's little hand.
When Yuanshi Tianzun saw it, he was startled and hurriedly increased his magic power. The violent magic power gathered into a big hand and grabbed Li Xiao directly.
"Teacher, someone is bullying your disciple..."
When Li Xiao saw that there was nothing he could do, he lay down directly, put away the God-killing Spear, lay down directly, and howled at the top of his lungs toward the East China Sea.
call out……
Just as Li Xiao was about to be slapped to death by Yuanshi Tianzun, at this moment, a sword light came out of the void and nailed directly to the big hand where Yuanshi Tianzun gathered his magic power.
"boom……"
The big hand collapsed and the divine light exploded.
The terrifying strong wind roared, sweeping everything around.
This strong wind alone could probably kill Xuanyuan, who had become a mortal.
However, the great god Shen Nong had a kind heart and flashed in front of the Xuanyuan family, holding up a defensive shield to block the strong wind.
The next moment, I saw Lord Tongtian riding Kui Niu and slowly walking out of the void.
Since the leader of Tongtian is no longer a saint, but Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian, he has not attained the status of a heavenly saint, so when he appears, there are no heavenly phenomena.
What Master Tongtian has in him is just a violent aura and the terrifying pressure of a saint.
Ah poof...
Teacher, we are also saints after all, so let’s show some pomp and circumstance!
It's a luxurious car, but if you ride a cow, it doesn't matter if you ride the bull. You can at least create some visions of a saint. Only then can you show your true character as a saint!
Damn you, but you have nothing, you are so low!
Li Xiao was complaining crazily in his heart, looking at the Tongtian Cult Master, and said anxiously: "Teacher, could you please not ride a bull next time? With your bull riding skills, the disciple might be killed by others, you..."
The Tongtian leader was too lazy to pay attention to Li Xiao. He glared at Yuanshi Tianzun and said in a deep voice: "Humph, Yuanshi, you are so shameless. You have repeatedly attacked the younger generation. Are you trying to bully me into cutting off the disciples?"
Yuanshi Tianzun was so filled with hatred that he glared at Tongtian Cult Leader and gritted his teeth and said: "Huh, Tongtian, your bastard disciple stole the Kongtong Seal and framed Pindao's disciple. You...you have to give Pindao an explanation today, otherwise
I will never let you go!"
At this moment, the sky was full of splendor again, with rays of rays shining everywhere, auspicious air steaming, golden lotuses surging everywhere, and the vision of a long rainbow piercing the sun appearing.
The eight-note fairy music sounds in unison, and the roar of dragons is endless!
I saw the Supreme Being riding a green bull upside down and walking out of the void.
Li Xiao grinned at the sight and muttered: "Oh, even the grandmaster's appearance is much more grand than the teacher..."
"boom……"
But at this moment, there was a shocking loud noise from the direction of Shouyang Mountain, and fire shot into the sky and went straight into the sky.
However, I was so anxious that I forgot that I was still refining the elixir.
Master Xuandu climbed out of the ruins and cried: "Teacher, you ran away. You made the disciples miserable. You..."
…
In front of the temple, everyone's old faces shook violently.
"Wucao, uncle came out with a fart. This fart was so powerful that it caused Shouyang Mountain to collapse..."
Li Xiao looked in the direction of Shouyang Mountain with an exaggerated expression and exclaimed.
puff……
When everyone heard this, they almost spit out blood.
"Ah ha ha ha..."
Leader Tongtian was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Looking at him like that, he almost burst out laughing.
Yuanshi Tianzun heard the old man's face twitching violently, rolled his eyes wildly, and muttered: "Li Xiao's mouth is really bad..."
The Taishang staggered when he heard this, and almost fell off the back of the green bull. He glared at Li Xiao with a dark face, gritted his teeth and said: "Bastard Li Xiao, you... you dare to steal the Kongtong Seal, the most precious treasure of our people's religion.
,you……"
The green bull spirit under the throne of Taishang Laozi looked back from time to time in the direction of Shouyang Mountain. It was worried whether the explosion of the furnace would affect its newly planted fairy grass.
This was related to its food ration, so Qing Niu Jing was a little distracted.
Li Xiao rolled his eyes wildly when he heard this, slightly raised his hand to the Supreme Master, and said with a grin: "Uncle, you have wronged this disciple. I picked up this Kongtong Seal on the road, not stolen it..."
"You... Li Xiao, you bastard, you think we are three-year-old children, can you fool us? You... today you will return the treasure that I taught as a teacher, and this matter will be revealed, otherwise I will definitely not have anything to do with you.
stop!"
The Supreme Being obviously wanted to avenge his personal revenge. He glared at Li Xiao and roared.
Taishang Laozi, who has always had a calm heart, was shattered by Li Xiao's words.
After this incident, I'm afraid I will no longer be known as the "Fart Saint"!
How can I not be angry at this?
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, looked at the Supreme Master, sneered, and said in a deep voice: "Huh, uncle Master keeps saying that this Kongtong Seal is the most precious treasure of your teachings, do you have any evidence?"
"Hmph, nonsense, this poor Taoist is the leader of the People's Religion, so the Kongtong Seal should belong to our People's Religion!"
The Supreme Master looked at l'xiao with an angry look on his face