Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 597: The Suitors of Guanyin
Seeing that a war was about to break out, at this moment, Li Xiao stepped forward and said with a smile: "Everyone who comes is a guest, please, please!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Leader Tongtian raised his eyebrows and looked at Li Xiao with a confused expression.
However, based on his understanding of Li Xiao, Li Xiao is definitely not the one who is willing to suffer.
The reason why Li Xiao is so calm and composed now is probably because Li Xiao has been prepared for this.
In fact, this is indeed the case.
During Li Xiao's wedding, he had already thought that Yuanshi Tianzun and Buddhism would definitely come out to cause trouble, and even use disgusting methods.
Li Xiao had already thought of everything, so he had already thought of a way to deal with it.
Li Xiao glanced at the ferocious beast Qiongqi, then looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, laughed loudly and said: "Everyone, I want to announce some good news to everyone. This Guanyin Bodhisattva has turned into a real woman..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva paused in his steps and turned back to look at Li Xiao angrily.
Li Xiao continued to shout: "Presumably, everyone is also curious about what it feels like to transition from a man to a woman, especially that... well, everyone knows that..."
"Hahaha……"
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.
Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Li Xiao, trembling with anger, and said angrily: "Li Xiao, don't be so mean, you..."
Li Xiao slapped his forehead, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and grinned: "Oh, I have forgotten that after our Guanyin Bodhisattva became a woman, she has not had a Taoist companion and has not experienced the joy of being a woman. Well, everyone here has
Everyone, who is willing to let our Bodhisattva experience the joy of being a woman?"
"I……"
As soon as Li Xiao finished speaking, Qiongqi raised his hand and shouted: "When this Guanyin Bodhisattva was still Chanjiao Cihang, she had tender skin and tender flesh. I have long been greedy for it. Hey, now she has become a woman.
I am happy to help and let Guanyin Bodhisattva experience the joy of being a woman, hehehe..."
As he said that, Qiongqi looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a lewd smile and looked up and down.
"You...you bastard..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva felt uncomfortable being looked at by Qiong Qi, and immediately became furious and looked at Qiong Qi with gnashed teeth.
However, Qiongqi is not afraid of her.
Qiongqi is Li Xiao's mount. Not only is his cultivation level extremely high, he was ranked alongside the ten demon saints of the demon clan in ancient times. Now his cultivation level is even higher.
Moreover, Qiongqi's subordinates include all the demon soldiers from the demon clan's heavenly court back then.
The strength and power are huge, so Qiongqi is worthy of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"I am also willing to let Guanyin Bodhisattva experience the joy of being a woman, hahaha..."
"I'm also willing to help..."
"Oh, Guanyin Bodhisattva belongs to me. Don't rob me. Don't rob me. Whoever robs me will be jealous of me..."
Qiongqi was like a trigger. The next moment, many people took the opportunity to boo and burst out laughing.
Swish, brush, brush...
Countless pairs of eyes looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and that feeling was extremely awkward.
Guanyin Bodhisattva felt that he was naked and without any clothes. Not to mention how uncomfortable it was to be looked at by others like this. He looked at everyone with an angry face and gritted his teeth and said: "Evil barrier, evil barrier, how dare you humiliate me like this?
You...you are looking for death..."
"Oh, I didn't expect that Guanyin's temper would get better after she became a woman, hehehe, but I like it, hahahaha..."
Qiongqi laughed heartily and loudly.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"I like it too..."
"What a unique personality, hahaha..."
Everyone burst into laughter again.
This is Li Xiao's strategy to divert attention.
You should know that Tathagata Buddha relies heavily on Guanyin Bodhisattva. Any important matters will basically be left to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Therefore, Li Xiao thought of letting someone else propose to Guanyin Bodhisattva and humiliate her wantonly to divert attention.
Sure enough, this trick worked.
Guanyin Bodhisattva blushed with embarrassment and wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. He looked at everyone with an angry face, gritted his teeth for a while, and finally looked at Li Xiao and said angrily: "Humph, I have something to do, so I will leave now!"
After saying this, Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around, took one step forward, escaped into the void, and returned to Lingshan Mountain.
"Hahaha……"
Behind him came the unbridled laughter of everyone.
Guanyin Bodhisattva staggered when he heard this, and almost fell into the river of time and space and lost himself.
Jie Yin and Zhunti were also embarrassed.
Taoist Zhunti looked at Empress Nuwa and Li Xiao and said, "That fellow Taoist Nuwa and little friend Li Xiao, the two of us will also leave first..."
"Oh, it's okay. You Buddhists are used to being poor anyway, so go ahead!"
At this moment, Li Xiao opened his mouth and said.
Jie Yin and Zhunti, since you are here and want to leave, you have to bleed some blood.
Li Xiao's words have reached this point. If Jie Yin and Zhunti don't show any more expressions, it will really be a loss of face for Buddhism.
Today's Buddhism has a huge business and almost occupies Xiniu Hezhou among the four major continents. It declares to the outside world that Buddhism is now prosperous. It would be too embarrassing if it can't even give some gifts.
Jie Yin and Zhunti heard the old man's face twitching violently. They looked at each other and saw the helplessness in their eyes.
Taoist Zhunti took a deep breath, turned his hand, and a bodhi seed appeared. He handed it to Li Xiao and said, "Little friend Li Xiao, this is a gift from the poor monk!"
"Thank you saint!"
Li Xiao took the Bodhi seed with a smile and said.
Then, Li Xiao turned to look at the Taoist guide aside.
I just look at you quietly like this, looking at you...
Li Xiao looked at the Taoist who was leading the way, and his face was full of embarrassment. After hesitating, he turned over his hand and revealed a relic. He handed it to Li Xiao and said: "Little friend Li Xiao, please accept the congratulatory gift from the poor monk!
"
Li Xiao took the relic and said with a smile: "Well, thank you saint, two saints, please go slowly, I won't give it away!"
What the heck, blood loss... Jieyin and Zhunti groaned in their hearts, so they had no choice but to turn around and escape into the void, returning to the Heaven of Ten Thousand Buddhas.
"The holy marriage between Immortal Li Xiao and Empress Nuwa begins..."
In the crowd, the etiquette officer shouted.
In an instant, thousands of auspicious streaks fell from the sky, golden lotuses surged from the ground, the glow was brilliant, and purple mist steamed.
Golden dragons offering pearls, colorful phoenixes showing auspiciousness, unicorns roaring and other strange phenomena occur frequently.
Immediately afterwards, another huge golden cloud of merit floated over and dropped two huge golden pillars of merit towards Nuwa and Li Xiao.
With the merits entering her body, Nuwa's cultivation level suddenly improved a bit.
Li Xiao, on the other hand, kept his merits.
But it turned out that the wedding of Li Xiao and Nuwa, a saint, triggered the "Holy Marriage", and the way of heaven was inspired, so it sent boundless merit...