Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 619 The Chicken and Egg Problem
Li Bei took a step forward, looked at the first disciple of Tathagata Buddha, and asked in a deep voice: "Maha Kassapa, I heard that you are the number one in asceticism, I am confused. The world is prosperous, you should enjoy yourself in time, you
Is asceticism useless? Are you engaging in self-abuse? Or, are you a masochist?"
Maha Kassapa's face twitched violently, he looked at Li Bei, clasped his hands together, and said: "Donor Li Bei, asceticism is a Buddhist practice. It can train people's will and is of great use in practice. Donor, you can try it."
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Li Bei curled his lips, with a look of disdain on his face, and said: "You are a masochist, I am not. I only ask you, is there any use for you to practice like this? You are just a Taiyi Golden Immortal now, do you have any
Why don't you fight with Pindao for a few rounds?"
The reason why Li Bei said this was because he saw that Mahakasyapa's cultivation level was only Taiyi Jinxian, so he became bolder.
On the side, Goddess Wangshu cast a contemptuous look at Li Bei.
Li Bei took the initiative to ignore and turned a blind eye.
Maha Kassapa frowned when he heard this, looked at Li Bei, clasped his hands and said, "Donor, this... you have become the Great Luo Golden Immortal, and the poor monk is just the Taiyi Golden Immortal, how can you survive?"
"Therefore, there is something wrong with your practice method. Practice depends on talent and understanding. Your self-abuse is of no use!"
Li Bei looked at Mahakasyapa with disdain and continued to sneer: "Stop talking. In the end, it's all you who are useless. No matter how much you abuse yourself, it will be useless..."
Mahakasyapa was so angry that he was shaking all over, his face turned red, he gritted his teeth and looked at Li Bei, and said angrily: "Almsgiver, you... you are so quibbling, the poor monk... the poor monk will not let you speak!"
"Don't you dare say that? That means you lose!"
Li Bei grinned, turned to look at Li Xiao, cupped his hands and said: "Teacher, I am lucky that I have fulfilled my mission and won a jackpot!"
"OK!"
Li Xiao clapped his hands and applauded.
All the Buddhas in Buddhism were trembling with anger, but they did not dare to say anything.
Tathagata Buddha frowned, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and looked compassionate.
In fact, the heart of Tathagata Buddha is already filled with ten thousand mythical beasts and grass and mud horses galloping past.
Yang Jiao looked at it, rolled his eyes, took a step forward, looked at Ananda, the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha, and asked with a smile: "I heard Ananda, you are said to be the best in learning?"
Ananda clasped his hands together, looked at Yang Jiao, and asked: "Donor, what are your questions? The poor monk knows everything!"
"Well!"
Yang Jiao showed a smile of successful conspiracy on his face, looked at Ananda with a sinister smile, and said: "Ananda Bodhisattva, I would like to ask, how much hair is in the crotch of your teacher Tathagata Buddha?"
puff……
When everyone heard this, they almost spit out blood.
Ananda's old face twitched violently, and he looked at Yang Jiao with a look of shock and anger. His old face turned red and he said angrily: "You...donor, you are too obscene. This poor monk cannot answer you..."
"If you can't answer, that means you don't know!"
Yang Jiao looked at Ananda with disdain and said, "In this case, the poor man has won. Well, looking at you, it seems that you are very dissatisfied. So be it, poor man."
Tao asks you two more questions: How many stars are there in the sky? How many mountains are there on the earth?"
puff……
When everyone heard this, they were very depressed.
Ananda was almost choked with internal injuries. His old face flushed red, and he looked at Yang Jiao with a look of shock and anger. He gritted his teeth and asked: "This...this...donor, this question..."
"Isn't this an obscene question?"
Yang Jiao looked disdainful and curled his lips and said: "What? Ananda Bodhisattva, don't you know? You don't even know this, and you claim to be the best in hearing. You are not ashamed..."
Ananda's angry old face turned the color of pig liver. He looked at Yang Jiao angrily and asked through gritted teeth: "The poor monk really doesn't know these two questions. Dare I ask the donor, do you know how many stars there are in the sky?"
How many mountains are there on earth?”
Yang Jiao shook his head slightly and said confidently: "I don't know!"
Ananda was obviously stunned when he heard this. He looked at Yang Jiao in confusion and asked: "This... you don't even know this, how can you ask this poor monk?"
Yang Jiao raised his eyebrows, with a scornful look on his face, and curled his lips and said, "It's you who claims to be the best in learning more, and it's not the poor man who claims to be the best in learning more! Why does the poor man need to know these issues?"
"you……"
Ananda was so angry that his whole body was shaking and his teeth were clenched.
Yang Jiao looked at Ananda with a smile, cupped his hands and said, "I accept it!"
After saying that, Yang Jiao turned to look at Li Xiao, cupped his hands and said: "Teacher, I am fortunate to have fulfilled my mission and defeated Ananda!"
"good very good!"
Li Xiao laughed loudly.
Ananda was so worried that he was sweating profusely. He turned to look at Tathagata Buddha and said anxiously: "Buddha, he... he is shameless, he is cheating..."
Tathagata Buddha frowned deeply and his face became extremely gloomy.
Li Xiao looked at Tathagata Buddha with a smile and said with a grin: "What? Can't your Buddhist school afford to lose?"
Tathagata Buddha took a deep breath, looked at Ananda, and said calmly: "Ananda, if you lose, you lose. Don't hold on to the image!"
"Yes, teacher, I realize my mistake!"
Ananda hurriedly folded his hands to Tathagata Buddha, and then retreated in shame.
Li Bei took another step forward, looked at Shariputra, and said with a smile: "Shariputra, I heard that you are the wisest, and I only ask you one question. You must know that you win!"
Shariputra was full of confidence, clasped his hands together, looked at Li Bei, and said with a smile on his face: "Excuse me, donor!"
Li Bei looked at Shariputra with a smile and said: "May I ask Bodhisattva, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"This...this chicken lays the egg, and the egg lays the chicken, this...this order, this...this...why does it come first, this..."
The smile on Shariputra's face suddenly froze, and he froze on the spot, his face full of confusion, and he kept mumbling.
Gradually, the Buddha's light on Shariputra's body began to fade, flickering in and out, but Li Bei's question almost gave rise to inner demons.
Seeing this, Tathagata Buddha couldn't help frowning and shouted: "Sariputra, wake up!"
Shariputra suddenly woke up and hurriedly clasped his hands to Tathagata Buddha: "Buddha!"
Tathagata Buddha looked at Shariputra, took a deep breath, and said: "Shariputra, don't be entangled in this matter anymore..."
"I dare to ask the Buddha, this... this chicken lays the egg, the egg lays the chicken, who comes first and who comes last? This... this disciple is really puzzled, really puzzled..."
Shariputra was still obsessed, looked at Tathagata Buddha, and asked.
What the hell are you asking me, how can I know?... Tathagata Buddha was confused by Shariputra's question, his face twitched violently, he waved his hand and said: "Venerable Guanyin, take Shariputra down, it's a good life
Meditate!”
"Yes, Buddha!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly rolled up Shariputra and left.
"Buddha, the chicken lays the egg, the egg lays the chicken, which one comes first?"