Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 622 Yang Jiao's Highlight Moment
The Buddhas looked at Yang Jiao with palpitating expressions on their faces.
They secretly wrote Yang Jiao's name on the bottom of their clothes and decided to stay away from this guy in the future.
This guy is so scary!
Although Yang Jiao may be the one with the lowest cultivation level among Li Xiao's three disciples, he is the most insidious one.
This guy, with his magical power in space, is so uncanny and elusive that he might appear behind you the next moment and give you a brick, or give you a monkey to steal peaches.
Although Buddhism has a sexual precept, they don’t want to be eunuchs!
They still vividly remember the scene where the big Mulgan egg was broken into pieces just now, which made people feel terrified.
They would rather face the goddess Wangshu who has the highest cultivation level among Li Xiao's three disciples, and would rather meet Li Xiao and die than meet Yang Jiao.
This guy is so insidious, despicable and shameless!
The seventh disciple of Tathagata Buddha, Maha Kaccanyana, stepped out, glared at Li Xiao's three disciples, and shouted: "I'm a poor monk here to ask you for advice!"
When Yang Jiao saw it, he was immediately ready to make a move. The feeling of squeezing his balls and exploding them made him feel very good and exciting.
When Maha Kaccayana saw that it was Yang Jiao, he was shocked and turned pale. He covered his crotch and said hurriedly: "The poor monk is the first to discuss things. This is a literary fight. I won't fight you with force!"
"Oh, it's the most talked about!"
Yang Jiao grinned, hesitated, looked at Maha Kaccanyana, and said: "Well, it's still the same question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, you can discuss it..."
puff……
Maha Kaccanyana almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood when he heard this. He looked at Yang Jiao with a look of shock and anger, and shouted: "This... this chicken lays eggs, and eggs lay chickens. This is an unreasonable thing. How can we talk about it?"
clear?"
Yang Jiao curled his lips, looked at Mahakachanyan with disdain, and shouted: "The discussion is unclear, you are still talking about an egg, get out of here, when will you lay the chicken and the egg?"
Think about the problem first, and then discuss it with Pindao, or... if you don't accept it, we can have a fight!"
As he said that, Yang Jiao looked at Mahakaccana's crotch and unconsciously shook it with his right hand.
Maha Kaccanyana hurriedly covered his crotch and said hurriedly: "You... you are shameless and obscene, you... the poor monk will not allow you to argue, you..."
Yang Jiao turned to look at Li Xiao, cupped his hands and said: "Teacher, my disciple is fortunate to have fulfilled his mission and won another round!"
"Okay, okay, okay!"
Li Xiao yelled three times and just slapped his thigh.
Tathagata Buddha's old face has turned black into the bottom of a pot.
Seven of his top ten disciples have now lost, and they are simply disgraced.
This time, the Lanmen Buddhist Association can be said to have been a failure.
Seeing the Tathagata Buddha's ugly face, Anirudha, the eighth disciple under the Tathagata Buddha, was eager to get back to his place. He stepped out, glared at Yang Jiao and others, and shouted in a deep voice: "The poor monk has the best eyesight in the world, and he has come here to ask for advice!
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"The most powerful eye in the world?"
Yang Jiao sneered, stepped forward, glared at Anirudha, and said disdainfully: "Then do you know the color of your master Tathagata Buddha's underwear?"
Li Xiao almost spat out a mouthful of blood when he heard this, and hurriedly covered his face again to cover up his embarrassment.
He thought he was quite decent, but he didn't expect that the disciples he taught were all such shit, especially the old pervert Yang Jiao, who was not only insidious, but also shameless.
This is shamelessness taken to the extreme!
As a teacher, he was too shameless to see anyone, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Tathagata Buddha's face turned red when he heard this, and he looked at Yang Jiao with shock and anger. If Li Xiao hadn't been there, he would have wanted to rush over and slap Yang Jiao to death.
The Buddhas were also embarrassed when they heard this, and they didn't know how to deal with themselves.
"You... you are shameless and obscene, you... the Buddhist holy land, how can you be allowed to defile it, you..."
When Anirudha heard this, he immediately trembled with anger and roared angrily.
Yang Jiao stared at Anirudha with his eyes wide open. He slapped his thigh in shock and shouted, "Oh, I understand. Could it be that Tathagata Buddha doesn't wear underwear? Oh, Anirudha, you
Doesn’t it mean that you have seen Tathagata Buddha completely? Well, isn’t he that big?”
puff……
All the Buddhas vomited blood when they heard this.
Tathagata Buddha staggered upon hearing this and almost fell off the Golden Lotus of Ninth Grade Merit. He looked at Yang Jiao with an angry look and was about to take action, but when he saw Li Xiao, he finally suppressed the anger in his heart.
Anirudha heard his old face twitch violently, and his anxious face turned the color of pig liver. He said angrily: "You, you, you, shameless, you..."
Yang Jiao grinned, shook his head slightly, and said: "Oh, let's change the question. Well, do you know what color pants Guanyin Bodhisattva wears? In other words, she doesn't wear them either..."
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's face turned red with embarrassment and said angrily: "Yang Jiao, you... you dare to humiliate this poor monk, you are so presumptuous!"
"You're still giving me five!"
Yang Jiao curled his lips and said with disdain.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious and wanted to take action.
Yang Jiao hurriedly hid behind Li Xiao and shouted: "Teacher, Guanyin wants to kill his disciples!"
Li Xiao put down his hand, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and sneered: "What? Venerable Guanyin, do you want to use the big to bully the small? Huh, is this the way of hospitality in Buddhism? Well, you want to fight, come on,
I had a fight with Pindao!"
With that said, Li Xiao rolled up his sleeves and started to take action.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was immediately frightened.
Tathagata Buddha frowned, clasped his hands, and said: "Almsgiver Li Xiao, we, the Buddhists, did not interfere with your previous wedding, so please exercise some restraint!"
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "That's fine, I'll give you some face!"
When Yang Jiao heard this, he immediately became more courageous, got out from behind Li Xiao, looked at Anirudha, and shouted: "What? Do you know my problem?"
"you……"
Anirudha was trembling with anger and looked towards Guanyin Bodhisattva out of nowhere.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face turned red with embarrassment, and she quickly activated her magical power, causing clouds to cover her body, and said angrily: "You bastard..."
Anirudha turned his head away in shame, lowered his head and retreated.
"Hahaha……"
Yang Jiao was overjoyed when he heard this. He turned to look at Li Xiao, cupped his hands and said, "Teacher, fortunately you have fulfilled your mission. My disciple has won again!"
"Okay, okay!"
Li Xiao laughed loudly.
Upali, the ninth disciple under the Tathagata Buddha, couldn't stand it any longer. He took a step forward, glared at Li Xiao's three disciples, and shouted: "Humph, this poor monk is Upali, who is the first to keep the precepts. You guys
Who will compete with the poor monk?"
Well, Wen Dou and the others are quite confident, at least they don't have to face a shameless person like Yang Jiao.
Don't worry about becoming a eunuch Buddha.
Li Xiao reached out and patted Yang Jiao, and said with a smile: "Jiao'er, go and learn more!"