Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 635 Disgusting too much, I am a professional
Chapter 635 Disgusting too much, I am a professional
On the other side, after Li Xiao left Cuiyun Mountain, he walked in the clouds all the way.
On this day, Li Xiao came to a large river and saw an old Taoist riding a green bull upside down.
This old Taoist is none other than Taishang Laojun.
"Eh? Master uncle..."
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and chuckled.
Taishang Laojun also saw Li Xiao, but he ignored Li Xiao. Instead, he stretched out his big hand and gave a strong pull to the river in front of him.
The original river suddenly became countless times wider, stretching as far as the eye can see with no edge in sight.
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and looked at the boundary monument, only to see three big characters written on it.
"Tongtian River!"
"It turns out that this is how Tongtian River came to be. I didn't expect that there was actually the handwriting of Taishang Laojun in it..."
Li Xiao sneered in his heart, looked at the Supreme Lord, and curled his lips and said: "Uncle, no matter how wide this river is, it is just a river. How can it block the many Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in Buddhism? Uncle Master does this for the sake of his heart.
Comfort it?"
Taishang Laojun raised his head and glared at Li Xiao, and said in a deep voice: "Huh, Li Xiao, shut up. Doing this is better than doing nothing, right?"
"Hahaha……"
Li Xiao laughed wildly, and laughed loudly: "If I had known this, why did I do it in the first place? Hahaha..."
What Li Xiao was talking about was that the Four Saints besieged the leader of the Tongtian Sect and wanted to destroy the Jie Sect. Now the fortune of Xuanmen has declined, and the fortune of the human religion has also plummeted, so that Taishang Laojun has to do something.
things to stop the rise of Buddhism.
Listening to Li Xiao's smile, Taishang Laojun only felt that Li Xiao's smile was particularly harsh. He couldn't help but turned his old face into a black face and said angrily: "Huh, now that the matter has come to this, what I did this time is better than anything else."
You don’t have to do anything to be strong, right?”
Li Xiao sneered, looked at Taishang Laojun with disdain, and said in a deep voice: "Humph, how does the master know that the disciple is not doing anything?"
"you……"
Taishang Laojun was choked by Li Xiao and was speechless.
This means that the saint himself is not allowed to enter the ancient times. It is better for the Supreme Lord Lao Tzu to come and slap Li Xiao on his old face.
"Boom..."
At this moment, a stream of light came and slammed into the Tongtian River.
Li Xiao and Taishang Laojun looked at it at the same time and saw an old turtle being thrown into the Tongtian River.
Obviously, Buddhism is responding to Taishang Laojun's approach, saying that you are just widening a river, and we Buddhism only need an old turtle to carry Buddhist monks across the river. Are you not talking nonsense?
Li Xiao shrugged his shoulders, looked at Taishang Laojun, laughed loudly and said: "Master, look, the response from Buddhism is here, hahaha..."
Taishang Laojun's old face turned black. He angrily rode on the green ox and drove away. He was too lazy to talk to Li Xiao.
This guy Li Xiao came here sincerely to cause trouble for him, which really made him a little depressed.
Taishang Laojun was really depressed, so he hid far away from Li Xiao. I can't afford to offend you, and I can't afford to hide from you.
After Taishang Laojun left, Li Xiao looked at Tongtian River and shouted: "Old turtle, come out quickly to see Pindao!"
After a moment, large ripples were seen on the river water, and finally a huge whirlpool was formed, from which a huge old turtle emerged.
The old turtle stared at Li Xiao with a pair of copper bell eyes, and asked: "I wonder who the immortal is? Why did you call me here?"
Li Xiao stood with his hands behind his back, looked at the old turtle indifferently, and said: "The poor Taoist is just trying to teach Li Xiao!"
"Jie teach Li Xiao?"
Old Turtle's eyes widened when he heard this, and he hurriedly asked: "But Li Xiao, the number one person in the Three Realms, um, the Immortal Li Xiao who is not even a match for Tathagata Buddha?"
"Huh? Well, that Tathagata is indeed no match for the poor Taoist!"
Li Xiao said with a smile.
The old turtle hurriedly said: "Sir, I wonder why you called the old turtle here?"
Li Xiao chuckled and said: "This time, Buddhism has calculated for you that it will use you to carry Buddhist scripture collectors across the river. You should listen to Pindao's arrangements when the time comes. Pindao will allow you to transform into another body. How about that?"
Li Xiao knew that this old turtle's greatest wish was to cultivate into a human form.
In later generations, Lao Gui asked Monk Tang to go to Daleiyin Temple and ask Tathagata Buddha how long it would take for him to practice before he could transform into another form. However, Monk Tang forgot to ask, so Lao Gui became furious and threw Monk Tang and his party into the Tongtian River.
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This shows Lao Gui’s obsession.
As expected, the next moment, Old Turtle was overjoyed and said hurriedly: "Don't worry, the Immortal, I only rely on the Immortal's orders!"
"Well, you go ahead!"
Li Xiao chuckled.
"Take care, Immortal, I'm leaving!"
After the old turtle finished speaking, he slowly sank into the river and disappeared.
Li Xiao turned his head and looked at Taishang Laojun with purple light in his eyes, only to find that Taishang Laojun had gone to work again.
After a moment of hesitation, Li Xiao's figure flashed and escaped into the void. When he reappeared, he was already beside Taishang Laojun.
At this time, Taishang Laojun was busy promoting the growth of thorns in a mountain forest.
In just a moment, the entire mountain was covered with thorns.
"Is this Thorn Ridge?"
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Uncle, are you busy working in vain again? With these thorns, how can you block the path of Buddhist monks? This fire will burn the thorns on the entire mountain.
Damn it, you are doing useless work by doing this..."
Taishang Laojun's old face turned black with anger. He turned around and glared at Li Xiao. He gritted his teeth and said, "Huh, Li Xiao, you're not done yet, are you? You're so busy, what are you doing following a poor man?"
Li Xiao chuckled and said: "I really have nothing to do, so I came to the wilderness to have some fun..."
Taishang Laojun's old face shook violently, his face was speechless, and then he patted Qingniu's back.
The green bull spirit understood, spread its hooves, rose into the air, and flew away with the Supreme Lord.
"Hahaha……"
Li Xiao burst out laughing.
Taishang Laojun staggered when he heard this and almost fell off the back of the cow.
After mocking the Supreme Lord, Li Xiao had nothing to do, so he drove slowly on the cloud again.
On this day, Li Xiao was tired from riding the clouds, so he took a nap on a tree to rest.
At this moment, an extremely charming woman walked down below.
There is something about this woman that is charming to the core, making people feel like their bones are about to melt just by looking at her.
When the woman saw Li Xiao, her eyes lit up and she said happily: "What a handsome husband! Why don't you kidnap him back and make him my male favorite?"
After saying that, the woman stretched out her beautiful hand and grabbed Li Xiao.
Just when she was about to catch Li Xiao, suddenly, a golden bell flew out of Li Xiao's body.
"when……"
The bronze bell made an earth-shattering sound, and the terrifying sound waves turned into substantial golden waves, rushing toward the woman.
"ah……"
The woman was knocked upside down by the bell, knocking down trees and falling to the ground. She vomited blood and looked up at Li Xiao with a horrified look on her face. She said in horror: "What the hell is this... this person like?"