Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 721 Tang Monk peeing Guanyin?
On the way west, when Li Xiao saw Tang Monk in such a condition, he couldn't help but laugh so hard that his mouth cramped, and he said excitedly: "Haha, Muscular Monk, you are really awesome. I see you, Tathagata, don't have a headache this time, hahaha..."
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On the side, Yang Jiao's eyes lit up when he heard this. He looked at Li Xiao and asked, "Teacher, what kind of muscular monk is this?"
Li Xiao was in a good mood. He looked at Yang Jiao and others and said with a grin: "That Tang Monk, Pindao gave him a transformation. Now he has turned into a monster monk with muscles all over his body. At this time, he will
The white horse was slaughtered, and I am eating the white horse myself, hahaha..."
Yang Jiao and others were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then sighed.
Yang Jiao said excitedly: "Oh, why didn't I see such a thing? Teacher, can I go back and take a look..."
"Yes, at this time, the masters of Buddhism are probably already on their way..."
Li Xiao said with a smile.
When Li Bei heard this, his face suddenly trembled, and he said hurriedly: "Junior brother, you must not be playful, it will cost you your life, you can't go back, you can't go back..."
Yang Jiao grinned and said: "Elder brother is right, life is still important..."
Although he couldn't go back and take a look, Yang Jiao's mind was full of Tang Monk's muscle lumps. Thinking about it, he felt very excited.
Li Xiao rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said: "Okay, let's go ahead and wait for the muscular monk. Anyway, traveling westward is a hundred and eight thousand miles, and this is not the only distance..."
Yang Jiao's eyes rang loudly when he heard this, and he hurriedly cupped his hands to Li Xiao and said, "Thank you very much, teacher. It's really nice of me to wait for you..."
"Stop talking about those useless things!"
Li Xiao said angrily.
Yang Jiao stuck out his tongue and did not dare to speak.
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On the other side, by the river.
Tang Monk was enjoying his feast when he devoured most of a white horse.
At this moment, the void rippled, and Guanyin Bodhisattva walked out of it.
Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that Tang Monk was covered in muscle lumps and looked very strange. Not only that, but the even more shocking scene was that Tang Monk was holding a horse leg and gnawing wildly. The eating appearance was really horrible to watch.
Seeing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva staggered and almost fell from the clouds. He hurriedly said in shock and anger: "Tang Sanzang, you...how can you break the precepts?"
Tang Monk raised his head and saw Guanyin Bodhisattva. He was startled for a moment, and then grinned and said: "It turns out to be Sister Guanyin. Breaking the precepts? Hey, Sister Guanyin, this poor monk has almost faded out of his stomach. And that white horse
, it can no longer carry the poor monk, and it will disappear soon. What use does the poor monk have for him? It is better to kill it, roast it, and have a big meal. The poor monk will be strong enough to continue westward..."
Although Tang Seng has become the muscular monster monk he is today, he has not forgotten his mission. He is going to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures.
This was probably Tang Seng's last obsession.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face twitched violently when she heard it, she glared at Tang Monk, gritted her teeth and said: "You, you, you..."
Now this Tang Monk is really too weird.
When I met her, I didn’t call her Bodhisattva or Great Master, but called her sister?
What the hell!
Moreover, the tone of his speech also changed drastically. He killed, roasted and ate him at every turn. Even his words seemed to have murderous intent!
Is this still the Tang Monk he knew?
Tang Monk looked at the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in mid-air. He saw that the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked pure and sweet. Even when he was angry, he was still extremely beautiful, which made his heart beat wildly.
This is because of the evil spirit at work!
Tang Seng's desire at this moment was infinitely amplified by the demonic energy!
As a result, Tang Monk's eyes when he looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva had changed, becoming naked and direct, with unabashed possessiveness. This feeling even made Guanyin Bodhisattva go crazy.
"Gudong..."
Tang Monk probably wanted to please Guanyin Bodhisattva. He stretched out his big hand and tore off a piece of meat from the horse. He handed it to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said, "Sister Guanyin, why don't you also come with a piece? Don't tell me, this horse meat tastes really good."
good……"
"shut up!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious when he heard this, and resisted the urge to slap Tang Monk to death.
However, now the journey to the west has begun.
If at this time, she slapped Tang Monk to death, and Li Xiao went westward, teaching along the way, turning a group of Buddhas into Taoists, and ending the fate of Buddhism, wouldn't that be the end of the world?
Therefore, Tang Monk must go west.
Only when Monk Tang goes west can they compete with Li Xiao, otherwise, it will be too late!
When Tang Monk saw Guanyin Bodhisattva yelling at him, he couldn't help but frowned and said with a grin: "Sister Guanyin, it's not good to be angry. I heard that anger will make women wrinkle. Sister Guanyin, you are so beautiful. Why do you say you have wrinkles?"
The folds on the head, I’m afraid this is really bad, oh, I can’t even bear to think about it..."
"Shut up, you...you bastard, how dare you blaspheme me?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was trembling with anger, glared at Tang Monk, and gritted his teeth.
Tang Monk's face twitched violently. He was stunned for a moment, and then said with innocent eyes: "Oh, Sister Guanyin, what this poor monk said is the truth..."
"You are not allowed to call me sister..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily.
Tang Monk curled his lips and said: "Oh, Sister Guanyin, this poor monk calls you sister out of respect for you. You don't need to be serious here, right? Sister Guanyin, you should be cheerful, oh, and you shouldn't be petty. Oh, this poor monk forgot.
Well, Sister Guanyin, you are a woman, and it should be normal for women to have small belly and intestines, eh? You are not going through menopause, are you?"
puff……
Guanyin Bodhisattva almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when he heard this. He staggered and almost fell from the clouds. He looked at Tang Monk with a shocked and angry face and cursed: "You are only menopausal, your whole family is menopausal, you..."
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Tang Monk was stunned when he heard this, and grinned: "Huh? Sister Guanyin, the poor monk has said that it is not good to be angry. The poor monk is in the prime of life and cannot be menopausal. I also have a mother who is almost the same as you, Sister Guanyin.
It’s menopause…”
Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he trembled all over, with Buddha lights all over his body. He glared at Tang Monk angrily, and gritted his teeth and said: "You...you, you, you..."
Tang Monk suddenly had a whim and asked: "Sister Guanyin, do you respect Geng?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Tang Seng and was too lazy to talk nonsense to Tang Seng.
Tang Seng suddenly slapped his forehead and curled his lips and said: "Oh, I forgot, Sister Guanyin has lived from ancient times to now, I am afraid she is at least tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands years old. You have lived for such a long time,
Shouldn't it be an old witch? Why is she still menopausal? Eh? Weird, weird..."
puff……
Guanyin Bodhisattva was trembling with anger and roared: "You are the old witch, your whole family is an old witch, wow..."