Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 753 Do Immortals Have Stomach Pain?
Besides, Mr. Huo Dexing is struggling to survive under the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor had issued a decree. On the way to the west of Buddhism, he promised to call the Buddha the Heaven Spirit and the Earth Spirit.
That means that as long as it is a force under Haotian, any request from Buddhism will be satisfied as much as possible.
Therefore, Huode Xingjun was anxious to set fire to the lower realm and went with the monkeys to subdue the demons.
The two of them soon arrived outside the Yunzhan Cave in Moyun Mountain.
The monkey shouted: "Pig demon, come out and die soon..."
"Why don't you come out and die!"
Mr. Huo Dexing also helped and shouted together.
After a while, Master Xuandu and Zhu Gangxi walked out of the Yunzhan Cave.
"puff……"
When he saw Master Xuandu and Zhu Gangxi, Lord Huodexing was so frightened that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He staggered and almost fell from the clouds.
Lord Huodexing twisted his neck with difficulty, looked at Monkey Sun, and asked: "Great Sage, this...is this the monster you are talking about? This..."
"That's right, these are the two monsters! Mr. Huo Dexing, please follow me and take action together to subdue these two monsters!"
the monkey shouted.
Give me a hammer, you damn monkey, you are such a fool.
Who are these two people?
That’s a disciple of the Human Religion!
The single disciples and disciples of Taishang Lao Tzu, you are so special, don’t say, you can’t beat them.
Even if you beat someone else, would you dare to take action?
Lord Huo Dexing was almost depressed to death. He suddenly covered his stomach and shouted with a grin: "Oh, Great Sage, I can't do it anymore. I have a stomachache. My stomach hurts suddenly and severely. I have to go back to heaven and see a heavenly doctor."
look……"
Saying that, Lord Huo Dexing hurriedly covered his stomach and fled in the clouds.
He really can’t afford to offend this Buddhist!
But this person taught him that he couldn't afford to offend him either.
He is just a small person who became a Taoist and was recruited by Haotian to become a god in heaven. How dare he point fingers at the disciples of the Great Sage, let alone take action.
Therefore, Mr. Huo Dexing had no choice but to escape.
"Xingjun!"
The monkey was in a panic, but Mr. Huodexing had already disappeared without a trace.
The monkey's face shook violently, with a depressed look on his face, and he muttered: "This god also has a stomachache? What's going on? Could it be that there is something wrong with the food in heaven? This..."
For a moment, the monkey was quite confused.
"That's all, that's all, if Lord Huodexing can't do it, I will go find Lord Shuidexing..."
The monkey immediately turned into a stream of light and headed towards heaven again.
This time, the monkey went to invite Mr. Shui Dexing.
This Shui Dexing Lord is the same as the Fire Dexing Lord. They both became immortals through casual cultivation in the lower realm.
Lord Shui Dexing naturally knew that behind the monkey, he represented the interests of the entire Buddhist sect, so the monkey came to invite Lord Shui Dexing, and Lord Shui Dexing immediately nodded in agreement.
After all, Buddhism is so powerful now that he does not dare to offend Buddhism.
Moreover, it has to be posted upwards.
According to the development trend of Buddhism, it is not impossible for Buddhism to become prosperous and unify the ancient world.
Therefore, Mr. Shui Dexing also wanted to rely on his friendship with the monkey to gain some light when Buddhism unified the world.
Immediately, the two of them drove all the way to the outside of Moyun Mountain.
Immediately, the monkey shouted again.
After a while, Master Xuandu and Zhu Gangxi walked out of the Yunzhan Cave.
puff……
Lord Shui Dexing's expressions when he saw Master Xuandu and Zhu Gangxi were almost carved out of the same mold as Lord Huodexing.
Mr. Shui Dexing was startled.
Oh my god!
What the hell, you actually asked me to beat up people from the People's Cult?
Can I really beat him?
Besides, even if I can fight this, I don’t dare to fight...
Mr. Shui Dexing was almost depressed to death. You dare to offend the people of Renjiao. He immediately covered his stomach and shouted: "Oh, I can't do it anymore. I have a stomachache. The pain is severe all of a sudden. I'm leaving first."
Great Sage, please be busy first..."
With that said, Lord Shui Dexing turned into a stream of light and fled into the distance.
The monkey was left alone, stunned and confused.
What is this called?
Mr. Huo Dexing said that he had a stomachache and ran away. Does Mr. Shui Dexing also say the same?
What's going on?
For a moment, the monkey was confused.
"Could it be that there is really a problem with the food in Heaven? Another day, I, the old grandson, will go to Heaven to have a look..."
The monkey pouted.
Although, the gods no longer need to eat.
But the key point is that gods also have to satisfy their appetites, so they still have to eat something to satisfy their cravings.
The monkey was so embarrassed that he immediately went to heaven to invite the gods.
However, when the invited gods saw Master Xuandu and Zhu Gangxi, they were so frightened that their legs weakened and they immediately found all kinds of weird reasons to escape.
What about urine escape, stomach ache escape, etc., there are all kinds of tricks...
"Huh? What's going on? Could it be that that person is so powerful that even the gods in heaven are afraid of him and dare not take action?"
Monkeys are not stupid either, so they naturally saw some clues.
"Forget it, Heaven doesn't dare to take action, so I will go to Nanhai Guanyin and ask people from Buddhism for help!"
With this thought in mind, the monkey immediately turned into a stream of light and headed towards the South China Sea.
…
In Daleiyin Temple.
Tathagata Buddha has already seen everything with his wisdom eyes.
When Tathagata Buddha saw Master Xuandu blocking the road in person, he was also one of the top two.
Who is Master Xuandu?
That is the direct disciple of Taishang Laozi.
This human sect has always been passed down from generation to generation. Archmage Xuandu enjoyed the luck of the human sect alone, so he cut off the corpse long ago and became a quasi-sage.
Later, Master Xuandu's strength soared.
Now it is even more unfathomable.
Among the disciples of the three religions and Buddhism, the disciples of the three religions are the only ones, one of the few, who can compete with the semi-saint level.
Although Archmage Xuandu may not be as good as a Half-Saint, he is definitely at the pinnacle level of a Quasi-Saint.
Nowadays, Tathagata Buddha has been tricked by Li Xiao into not being able to take action himself. Then among the entire Buddhist sect, the only one who can compete with Master Xuandu is the mother of Buddha, Kong Xuan.
Kong Xuan's strength should be comparable to that of Master Xuandu.
But the key point is that even if Kong Xuan can defeat Master Xuandu, he can't fight him.
Today, Buddhism and Humanism are allies.
If this is true, the Great Master Xuandu is really brought down, and the human religion and Buddhism will be completely broken.
During the period when the two saints of the West became gods, the karma they had worked so hard to earn would probably also be wiped out.
Therefore, Tathagata Buddha encountered another headache.
"Oops, I have a headache. The poor monk's headache has come back again. This damn Li Xiao is always causing problems for the poor monk. It's difficult to get through this 99-81. I'm afraid the poor monk has already suffered from a headache...
…”
Tathagata Buddha cursed loudly in his heart and greeted Li Xiao's eighteen generations of ancestors.
Guanyin Bodhisattva grinned, looked at Tathagata Buddha, put his hands together and said: "Buddha, how should we... handle this matter now?"