Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 813 Tang Monk Master and Disciple Go to Heaven
Chapter 813 Tang Monk Master and Disciple Go to Heaven
Upon hearing this, Tang Monk hurriedly said: "Shangxian Li Xiao is joking. You have helped us too much before, so let me help you once. Well, just this time. I believe that Lord Buddha and my masters and disciples will definitely help you perfect."
Solve this matter!"
Li Xiao showed a look of embarrassment on his face, hesitated again and again, and said: "Well, if Elder Tang has any difficulties, he will come to find Pindao, and Pindao will argue with them!"
"Haha, don't worry, Lord Buddha. When I go there, I will definitely turn his bullshit heaven upside down!"
Tang Monk laughed and said.
The monkey's face was also full of excitement, and he shouted: "I am the best at making trouble in the heaven. Master, this time, the master and the apprentice will join forces to turn the heaven into chaos again, hahaha...
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"Okay, let's go!"
Tang Monk laughed and said.
With that said, Tang Monk got up and went to heaven.
After only walking a few steps, Tang Monk turned to look at Zhu Bajie and shouted, "Bajie, aren't you going with me as my master?"
Damn it, you want to drag me with you?...Zhu Bajie suddenly felt bitter, but he knew that if he dared to say no at this time, he would be beaten severely by Tang Monk.
When the extremely shrewd Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately stood up, slapped his chest, and shouted: "Master and Brother Monkey are going, how can I, old pig, fall behind? Let's go, let's go and turn that bullshit heaven upside down!"
"Hahaha, okay, Bajie is better. Unlike that idiot Wu Jing, who is purely stubborn..."
Tang Monk laughed heartily, and at the same time he did not forget to scold Monk Sha who was beaten into a human shape.
Li Xiao looked at Tang Seng and his disciples, and said with a smile: "Elder Tang, it's hard work, but don't force anything. If it doesn't work, just come back and tell Pindao, Pindao will naturally find a way..."
"Don't worry, Immortal Li Xiao, just don't worry, I will take care of this matter for you to come to the sacred mountain of Buddha. Lord Buddha, I will definitely handle it beautifully for you..."
However, Tang Monk waved his hands nonchalantly, and then led Sun Houhou and Zhu Bajie out of the cave, riding on the clouds and headed straight to the heaven.
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Heavenly Court, Nantianmen.
A heavenly soldier came up to the general and grinned: "General, these days, I heard in Heaven that the guard of the South Gate of Heaven is one of the most dangerous professions in the world..."
The Heavenly General turned back and glared at the Heavenly Soldiers, and said angrily: "Fart, this is the important place of Heaven. How did it become the most dangerous profession to be the guard of the South Gate of Heaven? Don't talk nonsense and betray His Majesty's trust in us..."
The heavenly soldiers grinned and had to retreat first.
At this moment, three streams of light came.
The light faded away, revealing three strange-looking people.
The leader was an impossibly strong monk, with a bald head, gnarled muscles, and eyes as big as bells, and he looked very vicious;
The second one is a monkey, with a cat face and a thunderous mouth, and a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks;
The third one was a fat man with a pig's head and a human body.
These three people were none other than Tang Seng, his master and his apprentice.
"Hey, this is the important area of Nantianmen of Heavenly Court, outsiders are not allowed to break in!"
When the general saw it, he picked up his spear and stopped the three monks, Master Tang and his disciples.
"Fuck you!"
Tang Monk shouted.
"okay!"
When the monkey heard this, he was immediately overjoyed. He picked up the golden cudgel and smashed it towards the general.
The general was startled and quickly raised his spear to resist.
"when……"
The golden cudgel hit the Heavenly General's spear, bending it directly. The Heavenly General suffered the huge force and fell to his knees directly. He looked at the weak and boneless monkey in front of him with a look of disbelief and said angrily: "You
...I am a general of heaven, you dare..."
"What a fuss!"
Zhu Bajie, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, ran over quickly, picked up the Shangbaoqin nail rake and hit it with a rake.
"ah……"
Unfortunately, that day, Jiang was beaten so hard that he rolled and fell backwards. A palace behind him collapsed, and he was buried under rubble. He didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
Damn, it turns out that guarding the Nantianmen is one of the most dangerous professions in the ancient world... When the heavenly soldiers saw this posture, they were frightened to death. They turned around hurriedly, turned into streaks of light, and fled in all directions, heading to the lower realm.
"Hahaha……"
Tang Seng was very excited and laughed endlessly.
Then, the three masters and disciples walked straight to the heaven.
What's strange is that there are no heavenly soldiers or generals in the heaven to stop the three of them, and the three of them actually rush all the way to the heaven.
Just after the three people left, Li Xiao's figure appeared behind them.
There were several people beside Li Xiao, including the Immortals of Jiejiao, the Holy Mother of Jinling, Zhao Gongming, Wen Zhong and others.
"Brother Headmaster, this muscular demon monk is so violent. I'm afraid it will turn the heaven upside down..."
Zhao Gongming's face was full of excitement and he said excitedly.
Li Xiao chuckled and said: "The poor Taoist wants him to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Let's make trouble. In this way, we will see how Buddhism will explain to the Heavenly Court and how it will explain to the Supreme Being and Yuanshi!"
"Junior brother, you are so bad!"
The Holy Mother of Jinling rolled her eyes, looked at Li Xiao helplessly, and said.
Li Xiao turned around and looked at the Golden Spirit Mother with a chuckle, grinning and saying: "Senior sister, how bad can a poor Taoist be?"
Looking at Li Xiao's meaningful eyes, all the immortals in Jiejiao couldn't help but sigh.
Li Xiao is probably the only person in the world who dares to tease the Holy Mother of Jinling like this.
"I'm going to kill you..."
The pretty face of the Holy Mother Jin Ling turned red with embarrassment, she scolded Li Xiao angrily, and then raised her hand to hit Li Xiao.
Li Xiao just flashed and disappeared without a trace.
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On the other side, Tang Seng and his disciples broke into the heaven.
Zhu Bajie looked around and grinned: "Master, something is wrong. The heaven is so quiet and weird..."
Sun Houhou jumped up and down, grinning and saying: "It seems a little too quiet..."
The muscular monster monk curled his lips and said: "These heavenly soldiers and generals in heaven have neglected their duties. This Haotian is not a good person either..."
"Master, where are we going?"
Zhu Bajie asked.
The muscular demon monk's eyes flickered, he smiled evilly, and said with a grin: "Fengqi Palace?"
"Fengqi Palace?"
Zhu Bajie's face shook violently and he grinned.
The muscular demon monk chuckled and said: "Last time, Lord, I came to see the Queen Mother. She was really beautiful. Lord, I still miss her a little bit. Well, how about I go and take a look later?"
"
"Okay, okay..."
Zhu Bajie is afraid that the world will not be in chaos.
Although Monkey was not interested, he did not dare to resist Tang Seng, so he nodded.
After the master and apprentice finished their discussion, they headed towards Fengqi Palace.
When they arrived outside Fengqi Palace, the monkey plucked out a few monkey hairs and blew them gently, turning them into several sleepy bugs.
The sleepy bug flew over slowly, and the palace ladies fell into a drowsy sleep.
"Hey hey hey, let's go let's go..."
Tang Seng's face was full of excitement, he said hello and walked inside.