For Guanyin Bodhisattva, the most hateful thing in this life is that he was reincarnated as a woman with the memory of his previous life, Cihang.
It can be said that Guanyin Bodhisattva's reverse scale at this time is the biggest pain point in Guanyin Bodhisattva's life.
Sure enough, it was just an instant. The next moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva was trembling with anger, Buddha lights were flying around him, and the three corpses were jumping violently. He glared at Happy Buddha and gritted his teeth and said: "Buddha, Happy Buddha, you are seeking death!"
With that said, Guanyin Bodhisattva picked up the willow branches in the jade vase and brushed them towards the Happy Buddha.
Seeing this, Manjusri Bodhisattva hurriedly stopped Guanyin Bodhisattva and shook his head slightly at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Although Guanyin Bodhisattva was trembling with anger, her last shred of reason allowed her to calm down, and she inserted the willow branch back into the mutton-fat jade vase without touching the Happy Buddha.
Although the three great men are not afraid of the Joyful Buddha and Vairocana Buddha, behind the Joyful Buddha and Vairocana Buddha is the Tathagata Buddha.
If the three great men want to live in Buddhism, they must give Tathagata Buddha this face.
Therefore, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not take action against Huanxi Buddha in the end.
"Humph, this poor monk can't stay in this place any longer!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face was frosty, she snorted coldly, turned around and turned into a stream of light, then fled away into the distance.
"Oh, Junior Sister Guanyin, wait a minute, poor monk..."
Manjushri Bodhisattva shouted, pulled Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and turned into a stream of light, and fled away into the distance.
At the same time, the two Bodhisattvas Manjusri and Samantabhadra also breathed a sigh of relief.
Obviously, they took the opportunity to escape from the battle circle to avoid causing unnecessary trouble to themselves.
"Oh, junior brother, look at you..."
Vairocana Buddha looked at Joyous Buddha and shook his hands in anger.
Happy Buddha's face also twitched violently. He looked at Vairocana Buddha and said with a smile: "Well...how did that poor monk know that they are so stingy..."
Vairocana Buddha sighed and said helplessly: "What should we do now??"
As he spoke, Buddha Vairocana's eyes moved down the body of Buddha Joy.
Huanxi Buddha felt his crotch feel cold, his old face twitched violently, and he stood there feeling confused.
Over there, the great gods Fuxi and Shennong were about to take action.
At this moment, Vairocana Buddha shouted: "Junior brother, make a decision early!"
The Happy Buddha gritted his teeth, looked at the Great God Shennong, and shouted: "I'll give it to you, poor monk!"
As he said that, he turned over his hand and revealed a sword. The corners of his eyes trembled fiercely. Then he shouted loudly and swung the sword towards his crotch.
"ah……"
In an instant, a shrill scream sounded.
At the same time, blood splattered.
The happy Buddha's whole body convulsed with pain, his face turned pale, and big beads of sweat trickled down his forehead like spring water, and he threw the cut eggs towards the great god Shennong.
The Great God Shennong was so frightened that he jumped sideways and hid.
"ah……"
The next moment, Buddha screamed with joy and pain and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the Vairocana Buddha on the side had quick eyesight and quick hands, and helped the Happy Buddha, thus preventing the Happy Buddha from falling from the clouds.
On the side, Li Xiao gave a thumbs up to Huanxi Buddha, with a look of admiration on his face, and said: "Huanxi Buddha, you are awesome, I was just making a joke, you actually cut yourself off."
Awesome, awesome, awesome, Pindao is so impressed..."
puff……
When Happy Buddha heard this, he rolled his eyes in anger and fainted.
What the hell are you kidding?
Can such a joke be made?
Fire a hammer!
"Junior brother..."
Vairocana Buddha said anxiously.
Then, Vairocana Buddha stretched out his hand and grabbed it in the air, tore off a piece of his original gourd vine, threw it to the Great God Shennong, and said in a deep voice: "Two human emperors, please keep your promise!"
With that said, Vairocana Buddha took the Joyful Buddha with him, turned around, turned into a golden light, and fled into the distance.
The Great God Shen Nong reached out to take the gourd vine, then looked at the Happy Buddha thing on the ground. His face was full of embarrassment, and he turned to look at Li Xiao and said: "Li Xiao, Immortal... That's it for now, let's take our leave first.
Got it!"
"Farewell!"
Master Fuxi also bowed his hand to Li Xiaoyi.
Then, the two human emperors turned into two streams of light and fled into the distance.
Li Xiao lowered his head and looked at the object of the Happy Buddha on the ground with a look of disgust. He hesitated for a moment, and with a wave of his hand, a blast of energy came out and directly blew away the two balls of the Happy Buddha.
Just then, a pig demon ran over, raised its head and swallowed the two balls in one gulp.
Li Xiao looked dumbfounded, with a look of helplessness on his face, and muttered: "Oh, pig demon, pig demon, you are really capable. When Huanxi Buddha recovers, I'm afraid he will find you as soon as possible and cut you to pieces.
It’s a piece of cake…”
Immediately, Li Xiao shook his head slightly and didn't pay attention to the pig demon.
After all, if there is a cause, there will be an effect. If the pig demon swallows the thing of the Happy Buddha, its strength will definitely increase greatly.
Whether it can escape the pursuit of Happy Buddha is unknown.
If it can escape, it is its fate; if it cannot escape, that is its fate!
At this time, on a mountain top in the distance, the Happy Buddha suddenly woke up with a start, his eyes widened, his face turned pale, and he said angrily: "You Shennong, you actually fed the poor monk's thing to the pig demon, you
…”
Although the Buddha of Joy does not have an eye of wisdom, he is a quasi-sage and powerful, and his spiritual consciousness is still very broad.
Moreover, that thing, as part of the Happy Buddha, would naturally cause him to feel something after it was eaten by the pig demon.
"What pig demon?"
Vairocana Buddha was stunned for a moment, then he realized what he was doing, his face twitched violently, and he exclaimed: "This... this Shennong is really abominable, he actually humiliated you like this, junior brother, it's abominable, it's extremely abominable..."
"Bastard, bastard..."
The happy Buddha cursed loudly, and then spat out a mouthful of old blood with a loud "Wow!", rolled his eyes, and fainted from the anger again.
Poor Happy Buddha is extremely miserable. Today can be regarded as the most miserable day since Happy Buddha became a Buddha!
"Junior brother..."
Vairocana Buddha saw that Happy Buddha fainted and died again, and hurriedly went to save Happy Buddha.
…
On the other side, after Huanxi Buddha and Vairocana Buddha left, Li Xiao looked at Kong Xuan and Minghe Patriarch.
The battle between these two powerful men has reached a fever pitch.
Kong Xuan blasted out a palm and shattered a clone of the Blood God Son of Ancestor Styx. He looked at Ancestor Styx and said in a deep voice: "Humph, Ancestor Styx, is this all you have? You deserve it.
Do you want to be given the title of Red-Chen Guest of Zixiao Palace?"
Obviously, Kong Xuan was so excited that he forgot his identity as an undercover agent for a while.
He actually wanted to force Ancestor Styx to use his unique move!
Ancestor Minghe's eyes shrank sharply when he heard this, and he said in a deep voice: "Hmph, Kong Xuan, you are too arrogant, let's see what I am capable of!"