Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 916 The three monkeys were splashed with urine?
Chapter 916 The three monkeys were splashed with urine?
"Squeak..."
At this moment, there was a sound of opening the door.
The three monkey brothers immediately stopped moving and sat upright.
The person who came in was none other than the three demons.
When the three demons saw that many of the offerings on the table had been eaten, they thought it was the appearance of the Three Pure Ones. They hurriedly knelt on the ground and worshiped: "I have seen the Three Pure Ones~!"
The three monkeys were slightly startled.
The monkey said in a pretentious manner: "Only if you are sincere to the Tao will we appear!"
The three demons were overjoyed.
Immortal Huli hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "I beg Master Sanqing to send down the holy fruit. We will religiously offer incense to the three saints every day!"
"There is no holy fruit. We went out in a hurry today and only brought some holy water!"
The monkey looked at the three demons seriously, but actually he was harboring bad ideas in his heart.
When the three demons heard that it was holy water, their eyes flashed with light.
But the reason is that Li Xiao came to the Sanqing Hall before and told the three demons to ask them to ask for the Holy Fruit.
If Sanqing gave it to me, that would be the best!
If Sanqing does not give it, it means Sanqing is fake.
The so-called holy water given by Sanqing is their urine!
At this time, when the three demons heard the monkey say that they only brought holy water, they became alarmed in their hearts, knowing that the three pure things in front of them were probably fake, and that someone had changed and was here to deceive them.
And Li Xiao also gave a way to deal with it!
That is, when they give out the holy water, let the three demons pour the holy water on them.
The three demons looked at each other, nodded slightly, and then pretended to hold their hands to the three monkeys and said: "Thank you, saint!"
The monkey looked at the three demons and said calmly: "Just step back!"
"Yes, Master Sanqing!"
The three demons hurriedly retreated.
The three monkeys manifested their true bodies.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Oh, Brother Monkey, where do we have any holy water? We will have to wear it later. According to me, old pig, let's run away quickly!"
"Yes, Brother Monkey, so as not to cause any complications!"
Monk Sha also felt that it would be better to do less than to do more, so he hurriedly said.
Besides, Monk Sha had to go back and find out anxiously why Saint Tongtian didn't punish him.
However, the monkey had the intention of teasing people, waving his hands happily in front of his chest, grinning and saying: "Oh, two junior brothers, we don't have this holy water, but we have urine..."
"This... this urine? This..."
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were dumbfounded when they heard this, and at the same time they secretly sighed in their hearts, this monkey is really bad.
Immediately, at the urging of the monkey, the three brothers peed into the three containers.
Then, the three brothers and sisters got into position, and Sun Houhou cleared his throat and said in a deep voice: "You can come in!"
"Squeak..."
The three demons pushed open the door and walked in.
Then, he came to Sun Houhou and the others, knelt down and said, "I have seen Master Sanqing!"
Sun Houhou nodded lightly and said: "The holy water is ready, you can drink it!"
The three demons took over the utensils, and suddenly there was a strong smell.
Coupled with what Li Xiao had said to them before, they immediately concluded that the Sanqing in front of them had simply been changed by someone and was fake.
And what they were holding in their hands was the urine of these three people.
The three demons looked at each other and then nodded slightly.
Suddenly, the three demons all poured urine in their hands towards the three monkeys on the altar.
The three monkeys were waiting for a good show. Who would have thought that the three demons would suddenly pour "holy water" on them. They had no time to react, and they were splashed with urine.
"ah……"
The three monkeys were stunned for three seconds, and then let out a hoarse scream.
"Bastard, you dare to splash us with urine?"
The monkey was anxious and shouted.
However, as soon as he spoke, he was immediately betrayed.
Immortal Huli shouted: "Hey, who are you? How dare you pretend to be a saint of the Three Pure Ones? You are really so audacious that you don't know whether to live or die!"
The three monkeys manifested their prototypes.
"Hey, stay!"
The Great Immortal Huli wielded a tiger-headed sword and slashed at the three monkeys.
The three monkeys hurriedly avoided it.
As a result, they were covered in urine and smelled so bad that they couldn't think of fighting the three demons.
Immediately, the three monkeys broke out of the window, turned into three streaks of light, and fled into the distance.
The three monkeys left the Sanqing Hall and found a place to wash away the smell of urine from their bodies.
The monkey complained: "Oh, Bajie, the smell of your urine is too strong, it will kill my grandson..."
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes when he heard this, and curled his lips and said: "Oh, Brother Monkey, it's obviously your monkey urine that smells bad..."
The three brothers complained to each other and then went to their residence.
When Tang Seng was found, Tang Seng frowned, looked at the three monkeys, and asked: "Wukong, what's wrong with you? Why is it that your whole body is covered with the smell of urine, and you died as a teacher..."
The three monkeys were very embarrassed.
Then, in order to change the subject, Monkey hurriedly said: "Master, the three national masters in the city are indeed three monsters..."
"Three monsters?"
Tang Seng's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Ever since Tang Seng became a muscular monster monk, he would get excited every time he heard about monsters. He always wanted to hold down the monster and rub it against the ground.
Then, Tang Monk grinned and said: "Tomorrow, we will go into the city, look for the three monsters, get rid of the three monsters, clear the obstacles, and welcome Li Xiao to the city..."
"Very good, very good!"
The three monkeys agreed wholeheartedly.
They were splashed with urine by three monsters, so they naturally hated the three monsters in their hearts, and naturally hoped to get rid of those three monsters.
Early the next morning, Tang Seng and his disciples went to the city.
When Li Xiao saw the three of them heading towards the city, he couldn't help but grin. He slapped his forehead, and a stream of fresh air rushed out, heading towards Zhongnan Mountain.
When they arrived at Zhongnan Mountain, Li Xiao said loudly: "Is Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi here?"
After a moment, Yun Zhongzi walked out of Zhongnan Mountain. When he saw Li Xiao, his eyes and pupils shrank sharply. He looked at Li Xiao coldly and said in a deep voice: "Li Xiao, what are you doing here at Zhongnan Mountain?"
During the Conferred Gods War, Yun Zhongzi was killed by Li Xiao with thunderous means and entered the Conferred Gods List. Now he is stuck at the peak of Da Luo Jinxian and is not allowed to enter any further.
Therefore, Yun Zhongzi was afraid and hated Li Xiao. When he saw Li Xiao, his first reaction was to run for his life.
This can be seen from Yun Zhongzi's erratic eyes.
But, in front of Li Xiao, can he escape?
It was after he figured this out that Yun Zhongzi gave up his instinct to escape.
Moreover, he was on the list of gods. Now that the deputy director of the list is still in the hands of Li Xiao, where can he escape to?
Li Xiao looked at the nervous Yun Zhongzi and couldn't help but chuckle and said: "Junior brother Yun Zhongzi, Pindao is not here to kill you. What happened back then is in the past. Pindao will naturally not embarrass you anymore, junior brother!"