Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and kills Guangxian Chapter 934 Uncle, I still want to eat fish
"What? Promise you to eat virgins for seven years? This, this, this..."
Tang Seng was shocked when he heard this, with a look of disbelief on his face.
He felt that at this moment, his world view collapsed!
Previously, he had always believed that his sister Guanyin was a bodhisattva with great compassion. Although she did not agree with Li Xiao and others' ideals, at least she was a good person.
But he never thought that his sister Guanyin could do such a thing!
This is absolutely impossible, impossible!
Tang Seng completely collapsed at this moment.
A smile appeared on Li Xiao's lips, and he chuckled: "Elder Tang, this is not Guanyin's fault, but the internal corruption of Buddhism..."
"Tathagata, Tathagata must have forced Sister Guanyin to do this, bastard, bastard..."
Tang Seng deflected the conflict to himself, his face became distorted, black energy flowed out of his body, and he roared viciously.
Li Xiao sighed and said, "Hey, Elder Tang, how about this, how about we settle this matter right here and then head west?"
"good!"
Tang Monk looked ferocious and roared: "Buddhism has become so dark. What sutra should I take, Lord Buddha? Will I take this sutra to harm the world?"
"Master is right, taking this Bird Scripture has a secret purpose!"
Zhu Bajie also took advantage of the situation and shouted.
Nowadays, Humanism and Buddhism have completely broken up with each other, and they are no longer the same sect. Zhu Bajie no longer needs to hide and tuck in, and directly destroys the pursuit of scriptures.
"Yes, I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving!"
Monk Sha also shouted.
Now that Monk Sha has fallen into Li Xiao's arms, he is naturally firmly opposed to Buddhism.
Nowadays, no one in this Buddhist scripture-seeking team is really willing to go and learn scriptures!
Speaking of which, this is also the tragedy of Buddhism!
"I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving!"
Tang Seng also shouted.
Zhu Bajie glanced at the Inspiration King on the rack, licked his tongue, looked at Tang Monk with a sneer on his face, and said: "Master, this fish..."
"It's baked, it's baked..."
Tang Monk shouted.
"okay!"
Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly brightened.
The fish raised in Guanyin Bodhisattva's lotus pond must be very delicious, and he has long been greedy for it.
According to Tang Seng's words, Zhu Bajie immediately started a fire.
"Ah, you can't eat me, you can't eat me, I have a backing, and my backing is Guanyin Bodhisattva, a quasi-sage, powerful, you can't eat me..."
The Inspiration King screamed in horror.
However, Zhu Bajie and others were already drooling looking at him.
The poor inspiration king was also miserable. In an instant, he was roasted by Zhu Bajie and others.
Everyone devoured the King of Inspiration.
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On the other side, Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt something in the purple bamboo forest. He hurriedly left the purple bamboo forest and rode the clouds to the bank of Tongtian River.
But, she can't sense her fish anymore!
"Huh? Where is the poor monk's fish?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was extremely suspicious.
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva saw a scene that made her collapse. She saw Tang Monk and others surrounding a fire frame with a huge fish skeleton on top.
All right!
Zhu Bajie and others have already eaten the inspiration king!
Damn, the poor monk's fish... Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he was shaking all over. He looked at Li Xiao with a shocked and angry face, and cursed: "Li Xiao, you bastard, you dared to eat the poor monk's fish, you..."
Li Xiao rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said, "I did eat it. Well, the fish you raised is quite delicious, not bad. Well, are there any more?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva staggered when he heard this and almost fell from the clouds. He said angrily: "Li Xiao, you..."
At this time, Tang Monk came out, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and said: "Sister Guanyin, the fish you raised just now said that you asked him to come here, and you also promised him to eat virgins here for seven years.
Virgin, is this true?"
Damn it, this dead fish actually said everything... Guanyin Bodhisattva cursed in anger, but on the surface he looked furious and said in a deep voice: "Huh, bastard, that fish sneaked out while the poor monk wasn't paying attention.
He came to the lotus pond and became a demon in the lower world. The poor monk just found out about it and came to subdue him..."
As he spoke, Guanyin Bodhisattva shook the basket in his hand.
That means, this is the magic weapon to conquer the King of Inspiration!
Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief and muttered: "I knew Sister Guanyin wouldn't be like this..."
Li Xiao shook his head slightly.
Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Tang Monk, took a deep breath, and said: "Tang Monk, since this monster has been subdued, you can continue to travel westward, obtain the scriptures as soon as possible, and return to the Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty!"
In fact, one of the important reasons why Tang Monk has been traveling westward is because Guanyin Bodhisattva asked him to travel westward, so he obeyed.
If it had been anyone else, he would have given up his choice long ago!
However, the purpose of his journey to the west has long since changed. He is going to Lingshan to smash the Great Thunder Sound Temple, angrily curse the Buddhas in the Western Heaven, and kick the Tathagata Buddha.
However, Tang Monk frowned deeply, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and said in a deep voice: "Sister Guanyin, your fish has eaten the boys and girls here for seven years. This matter must have been instructed by the Tathagata. If Buddhism does not give it to the poor monk,
A reasonable explanation, the poor monk will not go westward!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face trembled when he heard this, and he said in a deep voice: "Humph, the poor monk told you that this fish sneaked out of the lotus pond while the poor monk was not paying attention, and followed the river to this place.
There are strange things in the Tongtian River, but this poor monk doesn’t know..."
"Humph, Sister Guanyin, you don't have to defend Buddhism!"
However, Tang Monk was determined and wanted an explanation from Buddhism.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was shaking with anger. He turned around and glared at Li Xiao. He gritted his teeth angrily and said, "Li Xiao, what kind of ecstasy soup did you give Tang Monk to drink? You..."
Li Xiao rolled his eyes wildly when he heard this and curled his lips and said: "Oh, this is all your own fault as a Buddhist. Why are you doing this!"
"you……"
The three corpses of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva jumped up in anger, with Buddha lights all over their bodies. They gritted their teeth, turned around, and headed for the Great Leiyin Temple on the clouds.
Tang Seng curled his lips and said nothing.
Killing Heart Bodhisattva looked at the departing Guanyin Bodhisattva, curled his lips, and called: "Mother..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva was shocked when he heard this, gritted his teeth, and turned around to leave.
Then, Tang Monk, Master Li Xiao and others settled in Chenjiazhuang on the other side of the Tongtian River.
On this day, Li Xiao was fishing by the river.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie walked over, glanced at Li Xiao, and grinned: "Uncle Master, what are you doing here?"
Li Xiao sighed and said: "Hey, since that day, I have eaten Guanyin's fish, and my lips and teeth have been fragrant. Now that I am greedy, I want to catch another fish to eat..."
Zhu Bajie grinned and said, "Oh, Uncle Master, how can the fish here compare to the fish raised in the Guanyin Lotus Pond?"
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, looked at Zhu Bajie, and asked, "Bajie, what do you mean?"