Wu Wei let out an earth-shattering scream, covering his crotch and rolling on the ground.
The gangsters around him were so frightened that their hair stood on end, and they suddenly felt that even a knife inserted into their legs didn't hurt anymore. Compared with having their balls broken, inserting a knife was nothing.
"Bitch, you, how dare you kick my balls off! Ah~~it hurts~"
Wu Wei screamed on the ground, wishing he could get up and kill Lan Huer.
However, the pain of broken balls is not something that ordinary people can bear. It is said that it is a thousand times more painful than a woman giving birth. Now he wants to faint, but he does not faint.
Lan Huer paid no attention to Wu Wei, and gave Long Xiaoshan a very resentful look and said: "Asshole master, you actually want to give me to this ugly monster, I will never pay attention to you again, and I will never let you touch me again."
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After saying that, she walked outside.
Long Xiaoshan pulled her into his arms, patted her butt and said, "Who wants you to be a monster all the time?"
"Yes, I just want to be a monster, I want to be a monster, you give me to someone else, see if I don't make you a cuckold, find a man who is stronger and more handsome than you, I will piss you off to death
." Lan Huer said coquettishly.
"Are you willing...Besides, I believe you when you say you can find someone who is more handsome than me, and stronger than me...Haha." Long Xiaoshan was not angry at all, and said with a smile.
"Smelly and shameless...why are there no more stinky men? There are so many stinky men in the world, I can't believe I can't find one."
Lan Wen'er vigorously rubbed circles on Long Xiaoshan's chest.
"Are you not sure yet?" Long Xiaoshan hugged Lan Han'er hard and gave her a passionate kiss.
Lan Wen'er kissed him so softly that her whole body was soft, her eyes were crystal clear, she held Long Xiaoshan's face with red eyes and said, "I like you very much, Master. Even if I become a demon again, don't give me away."
Are others good or not, I will definitely die for you to see."
Long Xiaoshan's heart almost melted. This little monster always behaved like a monster. It was the first time he saw her looking so pitiful, weak and affectionate. He felt very guilty and said, "I was joking with you, you little monster."
Monster, so good at pleasing men
, it’s too late for me to like you. Why am I willing to give you to someone else? I just like you to be a monster. If you don’t act like a monster, I will feel uncomfortable all over. Then you won’t be you. I don’t want you to become a good person.
Here’s the obedient little sheep.”
"whee!"
The weakness and sadness on Lan Wen'er's face disappeared in an instant, and she showed a proud expression as if she had changed her face. She stretched out a finger to hook Long Xiaoshan's chin and said condescendingly: "You lied to me again, you stinky master, what else?"
You who say you are willing to give me to someone else, but you are a duplicitous guy, you know that you are reluctant to give me up, and you know that when I cry, you will feel very distressed..."
Long Xiaoshan couldn't laugh or cry, this little monster had become a monster again.
But what he just said was all true.
There are all kinds of women around him, including the pure and obedient Chuntao, the cool and arrogant Shen Yuerong, the mature and considerate Jinlian, the heroic Qin You, the extremely gentle Bai Susu, the beautiful imperial sister Su Wan, and the extremely domineering CEO.
Sister Song Yi, but no one can make him so relaxed and indulgent like this little monster.
Although this little monster often scares him, and he never knows when something will happen again, but if he really wants to turn this little monster into a little sheep, it will lose too much fun and excitement. He would rather this little monster
From time to time, monsters would act like monsters to stimulate his heart, but most of them were just plain and ordinary.
I have to say that men can be quite mean sometimes.
"Let's go somewhere else to talk!"
Long Xiaoshan pulled Lan Huer'er. The place was now covered in blood and there was a person howling non-stop. He originally wanted to discuss the mysteries of life with Lan Huer, but the atmosphere was completely destroyed.
The two of them haven't walked out yet.
A middle-aged woman with yin energy rushed in from outside. When she saw Wu Wei lying on the ground, her face changed. She hurried over, supported him and said, "Young Master Wu, who hurt you like this?"
Not to mention how ugly her face was.
After just a little inspection, I knew that Wu Wei would probably only be a eunuch in his life.
Although she was just a worshiper invited by the Wu family, she took some responsibility for taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others, and Wu Wei was beaten into an eunuch.
When Wu Wei saw the middle-aged woman coming over, his face lit up, he struggled and pointed at Long Xiaoshan and Lan Wen'er who were about to go out: "Master Ma Lei, it's them, these two bastards, who hurt me like this.
You must avenge me, you must arrest them, and use the most poisonous magic on them. I will make their lives worse than death."
The middle-aged woman's face turned cold, and she hurriedly said sharply to Long Xiaoshan and Lan Huer: "Stop, if you hit someone, you want to run away."
Long Xiaoshan didn't know where another woman appeared.
However, this woman has a special yin energy, and she looks like a head-down master at first glance, but so what about the head-down master, this woman is worse than the Wu Qin he met before, let alone those he killed.
Your Majesty.
He said unceremoniously: "I advise you not to meddle in other people's business and be careful of getting into trouble. At your age, wouldn't it be a shame to work for this kind of garbage?"
Marei was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped. She was a head-turning master. When had she ever been taught such a lesson in person? This boy was old enough to be her son, and he dared to teach her how to behave. She said sternly: "You little bastard, how should I do things?"
It's not your turn to teach me a lesson yet, if you know what I'm doing, kneel down immediately, or I'll let you taste what it's like to be a Five Poison General."
After saying that, five kinds of poisonous things crawled out of Marley's body, namely snakes, centipedes, scorpions, spiders and toads.
At first glance, these poisons are specially bred. They are twice as big as ordinary poisons, and they are colorful. At first glance, they are highly poisonous varieties.
I thought these two people would be so frightened that they immediately knelt down and begged for mercy.
Who knew that the expressions of the two of them did not change at all. The delicate beauty beside Long Xiaoshan said with a smile: "Master, why do they always like to ask you to kneel down? You are not a woman. Even if you kneel down, what else can she do to you?
No, maybe you are gay or a size 0."
"Well, you dirty demon king, if I look back I won't let you kneel all night..." Long Xiaoshan said, slapping Lan Huer's butt hard.
"No, I don't want to kneel, I want to be on top!"
Marley's cheeks twitched.
These two people treated her like nothing and started flirting in front of her.
Marley's face turned cold, and she cast a witchcraft, and the five kinds of poisons rushed towards the two people like aphrodisiacs.
In the blink of an eye, the five poisons were in front of the two of them. Lan Huer suddenly stretched out her white jade palm, and a ray of strange light appeared in her blue eyes. The five poisons, which were originally violent, suddenly became quiet.
They came down and crawled onto Lan Huner's palm one by one like obedient babies.
