Chapter 16: Transcending Immortality and Immortality
"Du!" The sword edge was embedded in half of the tree trunk, the branches shook violently, and the golden leaves shook like a chaotic star rain.
Zhikari Zhen withdrew his long sword and gathered his strength to strike again. Now that the sun and moon sword energy in his body had decreased, the pain was greatly relieved, and he now had the power to draw the sword continuously.
"Stop cutting down, you thirteen! Two hundred and fifty! Do you know that cutting down trees is illegal, you big idiot!"
Above the tree trunk, a piece of dark brown bark was pushed open like a small door, revealing a narrow tree hole. An unkempt little head emerged from it, with red eyes wide open, and rushed
Zhizhi Karima's saliva is splashing.
Zhikarizhen took half a step back, with his long sword across his chest, secretly on guard. The other party saw Zhikarizhen's appearance clearly, and shouted in surprise: "Ah, he's a handsome boy. Wait, let's start over!"
His head retracted like lightning, and the bark door closed again.
Zhi Shouzhen secretly thought about the meaning of "Thirteen Points" and "cutting down trees is against the law", and was confused for a moment. When he first came to the Tianhe Realm, he didn't know much about the local customs, and he couldn't tell what kind of creature the other party was.
A full meal later, accompanied by a soft breeze, the bark of the tree was opened by a little finger as thin as a spring onion with snow-white fur. A furry, white little guy surrounded the golden firewood leaves.
Wearing a small skirt, she walked out shyly.
Her thick pink eyelashes were raised and flickered towards Shikarima: "Little handsome boy, it took a long time to dress up, so I kept you waiting. Well, there are so many wildernesses in this world, and there are so many wildernesses in the wilderness.
There are many firewood trees, but you just cut down the firewood tree where I live. We are so destined, how about giving a red envelope?" She pursed her lips, her voice was sweet, and her eyes were shining like bright rubies.
Why did he change his appearance? He was also very arrogant with his words. Zhikarizhen became more and more vigilant and looked at the other person carefully: peach face, pink cheeks, slender tail, and fine silky hairs covering the body, like a
A small white snowball, without any trace of color. It looks more like a little white-haired monkey? His eyes slid to the opponent's lower body, and the warm wind blew up the skirt of the salary, revealing a smooth rose-red butt.<
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Are you really a monkey spirit? Zhi Shou is really frightened. When animals become spirits, they are all ferocious and cunning. They each have their own magical powers and most enjoy the taste of human flesh.
"Oh, you handsome boy, you are so horny! You even want to peek at other people's places. It's so tasteful." The little monkey spirit shyly covered the hem of Xing Ye's skirt and shook her tail, "Do you believe in interracial love?"<
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"Your Excellency, you are joking." Zhikari was stunned for a moment. He readied his sword and responded, "I don't know that this firewood tree is where Your Excellency lives. I apologize for disturbing you. I just didn't know.
, what is a red envelope?"
"I have a name. It's called Mengmengda. It's not your Excellency. It's so old-fashioned." Mengmengda covered her mouth and smiled.
Looking at this little monkey's face, Zhikarizhen had a ridiculous feeling of smiling happily, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
"As for the red envelopes..." Mengmeng rubbed her little fingers and said with a beaming expression, "Such as gold, silver, diamonds and jewelry, these trivial trinkets... Little handsome boy, Brother Kong Fang, do you understand?"<
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Is this an attempt to rob money? Zhi Shou was really surprised. This was the first time he heard that beast spirits love money. Perhaps the customs in the Tianhe Realm are different, or perhaps the spirit deliberately spoke to confuse him. Wait for him to relax a little, and then do something unexpected.
Poisonous hand.
"I am penniless now. If we meet again in the future, I will send that red envelope to Meng... Brother Meng." Zhikarizhen shook his head slightly and said casually.
"It's a cute girl, not a cute brother! What kind of eyesight do you have, little handsome guy? You can't even tell the difference between men and women. Are you a gay? And -" Meng Mengda put her hand on her hips and pointed at Zikari Zhen angrily.
Said, "You're lying!"
Zhikarizhen asked calmly: "Meng, why would a cute girl say this?"
"Little handsome boy, the more you control your expression like this, the more it means you are lying!" Mengmeng raised her chin high, with a look of arrogance on her face, "Do you know what body language is? Your pursed lips indicate that you are
You are hiding something; you shake your head slightly to show that you are not telling the truth; you stroke the hilt of the sword to show that you are in control... Handsome little bumpkin, your body betrays you! You are definitely not penniless, on the contrary, you are very rich.
, at least carry a batch of expensive red goods with you!"
Zhikarizhen felt nervous and said with a smile: "The cute girl is joking, but I can't understand it at all."
"Ah! Your eyes are tight, are you going to--" Mengmengda's fur suddenly stood up and she screamed. The cold sword light suddenly flashed out and stabbed the little monkey spirit's throat, making a metallic sound of "ding".
Ring.
Mengmengda was like a ball of hair, rolling and flying backwards, hitting the dense tree crown, falling to the ground with a "plop", and the broken branches and leaves fell from her head with a "crash".
"Your eyes are tight, you are about to commit a crime!" Mengmeng got up dizzy, touched her neck, and shouted angrily.
Zhikarizhen's expression changed slightly. He fired this sword with all his strength and was bound to win. Unexpectedly, the opponent was unscathed. Could it be that this monkey spirit has magical powers that are invulnerable? "I'm sorry, I have just mastered my swordsmanship and can't control my body yet."
With his sword energy, he made a mistake and slipped, but he didn't hurt the cute girl, right?" The sword failed, so he immediately thought of a way out. The other party was unpredictable and his words were weird, so it was better to be conciliatory for the time being.
"Slippery hands? Ha! Ha! Ha!" Mengmengda sneered three times and rolled her eyes in the sky, "Handsome country bumpkin, you are so shameless and invincible. But it's a pity, your twinkling eyes are so uplifting.
Your eyebrows and tense knuckles all expose your braggart!"
The corner of Zhikarizhen's mouth twitched slightly: "It's just a misunderstanding, nothing to worry about. What do you really want?"
"Of course you have to compensate! Even though you are handsome, you can't poke people in vain, right?" Meng Mengda pulled her white furry toes and said aggressively, "First, compensate for the physical damage. Second, compensate for the mental damage.
Damage expenses. Thirdly, compensation for housing damage. Fourthly, compensation for Happy Togetherness expenses. Fifthly, compensation..."
She talked incessantly, becoming more and more excited as she talked, and her saliva was almost drooling. Zhikari's head was swollen after listening to it, and he subconsciously retreated to the vicinity of the two baskets of strange objects.
The cute eyes rolled around and landed in the basket. They suddenly glowed with splendor. They pounced out with a tiger-like posture, and lay down on the basket full of dazzling objects. They groped and bit at random, salivating: "
Wow! Blue-gold meteorite! Tears of Star Insects! Kongluan Feather Gum! Void Solar Crown Bamboo! Mud Flame Stone Marrow! Lingtai Fetal Membrane... So many red goods, mine! All of them are mine!"
Zhi Shou was really about to draw out his sword and sweep him away. Hearing this, he couldn't help but stop, and his heart moved slightly: "Cute girl, I didn't expect that you are also an expert at recognizing these priceless treasures of mine."
After a long while, Mengmengda turned her little head and stared at Shikari Makoto, her ruby eyes shining with the flame of obsession.
"Tall, rich and handsome, please support me!" She suddenly let out a scream that reached into the sky.