"Pa!" The water snake's thick ribbed leather whip, soaked in salt water, was suddenly thrown in front of everyone's faces and hit the deck, making a violent sound.
"It's dipped in salt water and then smoked until the bones and flesh are separated. The stew is crispy and soft, and tastes great!" An old monster with a narrow face full of wrinkled green skin looked at the crowd greedily, and rolled out his long, forked tongue.
The furry mouth licked it, and the saliva dripped all over the floor.
"No, the stewed meat is too old! It's better to shave it off and steam it to make it white and tender, which makes it more delicious." "Steaming is very smelly, so brush it with sauce and bake it to make it crispy!" "You are young and ignorant after all.
Fresh meat pays attention to the original flavor of 'fresh'. It is cut into thin slices and eaten raw with bloody juice. It is sweet and smooth, don't mention it!" A group of ghosts gesticulated and shouted with saliva flying.<
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Kong Jiuyan's hair stood on end when he heard this, and he quickly sent a message to Kong Junzi: "They seem to be planning to eat us?"
"I'm eating you, not me." The Zizhu folding fan was stuck crookedly behind his collar, and his two eyes popped out, turning disdainfully, "This is an old trick of the Zhulin entertainment industry.
In fact, I am trying to give you benefits in a different way. The more you endure hardships, the more benefits you will reap. Don’t you think it’s said, ‘Only when you endure hardships can you become a master?’”
Kong Jiuyan suddenly nodded, and Xie Xuan beside him got impatient and shouted carelessly: "You weirdos, stop nagging nonsense, whether it's frying, cooking, whipping candles, I will take care of it!"
Come on, come on! Come on, I’m not a man even if I hum!”
The folding fan shook slightly, and Kong Junzi snorted coldly: "Xie Xuan, this boy is too cunning, and he is clearly trying to steal the benefits from you! The so-called great struggle, such an opportunity, I must seize it! You kid should also say some nice words.
, anyway, bragging doesn’t cost money.”
Kong Jiuyan was quite embarrassed: "The family motto of our ancestors is that a gentleman has nothing to fight for and must be courteous and humble..."
"Bah!" Kong Junzi spat, "You stupid boy, do you want people to underestimate the majesty of the Kong family in Kuaiji? It doesn't matter if you are embarrassed, how can you disgrace the family? You can't be so selfish!"
What he said makes sense. Kong Jiuyan hesitated for a moment, coughed a few times, and said with a twisted expression: "If God wants to entrust this person with a great responsibility, he must first strain his mind, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body. Brothers, you weird people.
Sisters, please come and eat, I will enjoy it very much."
"Jiuyan, let me come first! You monsters, why don't you take action?"
"Brother Xie Xuan, why don't you give it a try first? Everyone, please prepare pots, pans, firewood for the stove..."
The spirits looked at each other. Could it be that these two humans were crazy and were rushing to be eaten? Weird, there must be something weird! The red-haired monkey spirit stared at Xie Xuan and the two vying for the first place, scratched his cock-combed head, and felt suspicious.
Health.
The spirits crowded around, whispering, speculating, and calculating. Their colorful eyes shone with cunning, insidiousness, or the burning light of wisdom.
"With the rich experience of three hundred and sixty-nine years, eleven months and twenty-five days, there must be fraud! There must be fraud!" The green-skinned old monster narrowed his eyes, shook his head and said authentically, with the insight into the world revealed from the slits in his eyes.
Emmanuel.
All the spirits nodded secretly, each looking thoughtful.
"This must be a trap! It's a vicious trap! Humans like to do this!" A fat-headed black fish spirit vowed, "I've been fooled!" He pointed to a scar on his chin, with tears in his eyes,
"A long, long time ago, I swallowed a delicious earthworm in the river. As a result, you see, I was caught on a fishhook and my appearance was disfigured!"
"What a pity, our beautiful man." All the spirits sighed in unison.
"The words of the human race have always been untrustworthy." A donkey spirit lowered his head, wiped his wet eyes, and said in a harsh voice, "I remember when I was in my prime, there was a beautiful human man who kept saying that he wanted to marry me, saying that race was not an issue.
,Gender is not distance..."
There was a stone monster nearby who wondered: "But you are a jackass."
"That's why I believe that this is true love!" The donkey spirit clamped her legs and covered her crotch while weeping, "But who could have imagined that he wanted to cut off my donkey whip to cure my inability to move!"
"The human race is really cunning and cruel!" The spirits and monsters were filled with indignation and cursed.
"Is it really tempting us to take the bait?" The red-haired monkey spirit racked his brains for a while and said hesitantly, "How about this? Let's scare them first, test the reality, and then make a calculation."
"Brilliant plan, brilliant plan!" The spirits all agreed.
The red-haired monkey spirit then ordered: "Lianxin Monster, you can sense human emotions, it will be up to you later!"
A little monster shaped like a spider with thirteen eyes proudly waved its thin legs: "Don't worry, I'll do the work!"
Not long after, a huge four-legged ancient copper cauldron was carried out, filled with extremely wild ice spring water, and a rainbow mud stove was set up underneath, with dry firewood of snowflake wood, ignited with wild incense fire, and boiled.
, the strange aroma spreads everywhere.
It was indeed a blessing rather than a curse. Kong Jiuyan took a deep breath of the fragrant smoke from the fireworks and suddenly felt refreshed. The cauldron, water, fire, and firewood are all treasures in the world, most of which are used to cut hair and cleanse marrow.
"I heard that human meat is the most fragrant, I can try it this time, haha!" The red-haired monkey spirit pointed its whip at everyone and roared ferociously, "Who among you will get into the pot first?"
The thirteen eyes of the Lianxin monster suddenly trembled, shooting out slender, crystal pink spider threads, which stuck to everyone.
Kong Jiuyan said sternly: "I have my wish, but I dare not ask my ears."
Xie Xuan curled his lips: "Are you too shabby? You don't even put good herbs and alchemy wine in the pot?"
"Do you want more seasoning?" The green-skinned old monster was stunned for a moment.
"Hurry up and bring the ingredients! We are in a hurry, the monks are very busy." Xie Xuan looked impatient. Of course, cutting hair and washing marrow requires exotic flowers and herbs. These monsters are dragging their feet, how can they be as smooth as the previous Cyclops?
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The red-haired monkey spirit's eyes flashed, and he suddenly screamed: "Okay! I'll stew you first!" He grabbed Xie Xuan's robe collar with his hands and tried to throw it into the ancient cauldron. He watched Xie Xuan's expression change from the corner of his eyes.
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"This... Brother Monkey Spirit, how about I get into the pot first?" Kong Jiuyan blushed and hesitated, "This... I have less meat and it is tenderer. I can stew it faster and don't use firewood." "This young man's meat is strong and chewy. The more it is stewed, the more fragrant it becomes!"
"Meat that is too hard will break your teeth."
"Too little meat is not enough to fill the gaps between your teeth!"
"I am more slippery."
"I'm more in charge!"
A group of ghosts looked at Xie Xuan, then at Kong Jiuyan, then huffed and formed a group again, whispering to each other.
"It's definitely a trap!" "It's definitely a trap!" "Despicable humans are playing with barbs!"
The Lianxin monster quickly retracted the spider silk, looked around its companions with thirteen eyes, and looked cold and proud: "They have no fear in their hearts, and they did not lie. They sincerely want to be eaten by us!"
The spirits were in an uproar, and the red-haired monkey spirit took a breath: "It is indeed a conspiracy of the human race!" His eyes wandered around and fell on Meng Mengda, a charming female monkey spirit? His heart moved, and he suddenly realized that this was
A series of traps! These humans are clearly prepared. If one plan fails, they will inevitably make another plan. They will seduce him with the beauty of the female monkey spirit and lure him into the trap.
How abominable! The red-haired monkey spirit roared angrily, swung his whip, and the jellyfish tentacles that bound everyone retracted and retracted to the bottom of the boat.
"Humans are not welcome here, you get off the boat! Immediately!" the red-haired monkey spirit ordered decisively, which attracted applause and cheers from all the spirits. The green-skinned old monster nodded secretly, I will not be tempted, keep my heart, and I can expect a bright future.<
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Everyone was confused, and Kong Jiuyan asked curiously: "Why did you change your mind midway and stop eating us?"
"No more!" the monsters said in unison.
"Are you kidding?" Xie Xuan frowned and said, "You must eat! You have to eat even if you don't want to!"
"Don't eat! We are determined not to eat!" All the spirits shook their heads in unison.
"I'm almost taking off my clothes!"
"It's useless even if you take off your pants. If you don't eat, you won't eat!"
Xie Xuan glared dissatisfied: "Are you kidding us?"
"Who is playing tricks on whom?" The spirits all showed disdain in their eyes, forcing us to take the trap, do they think we are fools?