In the early morning, at half past six, a few birds landed on the telephone poles outside the house, chirping non-stop.
"Xiao Xiang, I drank too much last night, did we really do it?"
I nodded.
Du Juan sat on the edge of the bed, rubbed her temples and frowned, asking, "Then why don't I feel anything?"
I put on my coat and said with a smile: "Auntie, you were very drunk last night! It's normal not to feel anything."
"Don't keep calling me Auntie. I'm your woman now. I sound old. You can call me Sister Du from now on."
"Okay, Sister Du, you won't tell your husband what happened last night, right? I'm afraid that you guys will do the fairy dance to me."
Dujuan style tied up her hair. She turned to me and smiled and said: "Little devil, do you have the guts to do this but don't you have the guts to admit it? Don't worry, I won't tell him. At first we really wanted to make some money by playing the fairy dance, but
It was you last night. You are different. I like you. Come here and let me kiss you."
"It's already dawn, sister, farewell. If someone sees it and spreads it, it won't be good for you or me. We still have to be more careful."
Du Juan nodded: "It makes sense, you should be more careful. Then just give me a look whenever you want. This will be our secret base from now on. If that doesn't work, let's go to the county hotel and get a room."
I shook my head and thought: "If Lao Ji finds out, will he kill me?"
"What's this?"
"The Agricultural Bank of China card has a password of six zeros. There is 30,000 yuan in the card. Sister, take your pocket money and ask me for it at any time after you spend it."
Du Juan took the card and looked down. She seemed a little touched. Her nose twitched, she bit her lower lip tightly, and looked at me lovingly and said, "In all these years, my husband has never given me such a gift."
Give me some extra money to spend."
There was another tender moment, and then both parties went home.
During breakfast, Dou Sprout looked at me with a very "weird" look. Another insider acted as if there was nothing unusual about it. Xiaoxuan didn't know that Du Juan and I spent the night last night.
I usually obey the orders given by my boss. In other words, the sacrifices I have made for this small team are huge. I made Dujuan drunk last night, but the secret will definitely be revealed as time goes by. After all, I don’t want to touch her at all.
After finishing the meal, Xiaoxuan took the initiative to help clean up the dishes. Seeing Xiaoxuan enter the kitchen, I lowered my voice and said: "Boss, you have to keep this matter strictly confidential from Xiaoxuan. If she finds out, she will chop me into pieces."
dog."
He wiped his head and mouth with a towel and nodded to indicate that it was okay.
I whispered again: "Now that Dujuan is basically obedient to me, can I tell her what important things I asked her to do in Yongzhou?"
He put his head down on the towel and said: "Yunfeng, if you want to do things safely, you must do it step by step. You just came into contact with Du Juan last night, and then you asked her to help you with things today. This is too obvious."
"How long will it take?" I asked.
"Three days, wait until the day after tomorrow when you take the initiative to bring it up."
I nodded, three days was fine, I should be able to bear it.
The bottom line between the two sides has not yet been reached, but my conscience is uneasy all the time. Du Juan is a married woman, how could I, Xiang Yunfeng, be such a dirty person? All this is for the sake of the so-called Yongzhou plan.
"ah!"
Suddenly, Xiaoxuan's scream came from the kitchen.
"What's wrong!" I hurried over to see.
"Snake! Yunfeng! Snake!"
"Where!" I was startled when I heard there was a snake in the kitchen.
Xiaoxuan quickly hid behind me and pointed her finger at me.
I saw a small green snake, curled up behind the flour bag, still squirming and trying to run away. When I saw this thing, my face turned pale, this is fucking bamboo leaf green!
I brought the Luoyang shovel and slowly approached it. I saw the right moment and slammed the snake's head with the Luoyang shovel!
With a strong force, the sharp Luoyang shovel directly cut the bamboo leaf green into two pieces! But I didn't expect that this thing could still move even after it was broken into two halves! I hit it hard with the shovel twice more before killing it.
Xiaoxuan patted her chest: "Yunfeng scared me to death! I'm usually most afraid of this kind of animal without legs!"
"Don't be afraid! I've seen this little thing, a four-legged snake that's one or two meters long."
snake?
Suddenly! A lightning flashed in my mind.
With the rich man? Self-harming snake??!
The Five Ugly People!
I remember now!
The five ugly bosses seem to have two nicknames, one is called the self-harming snake and the other is called the money man! When I think of the Yongzhou plan that I mentioned, my face changes drastically!
Could it be said that the new recruit and the rich man in the Puppet Club are self-inflicted snakes?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
The Five Chou were wiped out by our group a year and a half ago!
I once witnessed a self-injured snake being shot in the head by Tian Sanjiu! He must have rotted into bones long ago! How could he join the Puppet Club!
No, no!
I seem to be missing something...
I tried hard to recall the entire Guizailing incident, and I remembered one detail!
The mysterious Hunan official once called me and told me that he said that the Five Ugly animals refer to those five animals. As long as those five evil animals are still there, even if a few people die, the Five Ugly animals will be born in a year or two.
A new five ugly ones!
Looking back on the whole thing, the animal of the five ugly, old and five dwarf girls was a gecko. That gecko was stabbed to death by Tian Sanjiu with a knife. The medicine monkey was taken away by Tianbao. The three-eyed toad was killed by us. The medicine box
The star-nosed mole seemed to have been trampled to death by Iron Egg's brother, but the blind snake, in my impression, seemed to have run away in the end.
Surely a person cannot be resurrected after death? Could it be that the blind snake that ran away has recognized its master again?
who's that person!
"Yunfeng, what are you thinking about?"
I ignored Xiaoxuan and hurried out to find the boss and asked about the whole incident.
The head said expressionlessly: "I'm not sure yet, that's why I need Du Juan's help."
I asked doubtfully: "Boss, you want Du Juan to go to Yongzhou to help us investigate who Mr. He is, because the other party doesn't know Du Juan at all! It won't arouse suspicion!"
"That's right."
Tuotou said coldly: "Don't forget Yunfeng, there is an unbreakable feud between us and the Five Chou. If the Five Chou really resurface this time, then we need to take precautions."
I took a deep breath and asked, "Boss, does anyone else know about this?"
"Don't tell them yet. I'll tell them after I investigate clearly. It's also possible that the other party's nickname just happens to be He Cai Lao, and has nothing to do with the Five Ugly People."
At noon that day, the weather was extremely hot. While the villagers were taking a nap, Douyazai and Lao Ji went to the mountains to dig up the Tang Dynasty tomb that others had stolen. I originally wanted to go with him, but Boss asked me to contact the buyer.
There are so many Warring States cultural relics hidden under the sweet potato cellar. We have to ship them out as soon as possible to be safe. At the same time, I also have a suitable buyer, Qin Xida!
On the phone, Qin Xida immediately showed great interest after listening to my description. He said that he would come from Beijing today and wanted to see the goods in person. I sent him the address and he checked it using the navigation system.
You can get to us as soon as tomorrow night.
At this moment, I heard the sound of cuckoo.
"Xiao Xiang! Is Xiao Xiang here?"
"Hang up Brother Qin first. Remember to pay attention to your safety on the way here."
I came out of the house and asked blankly: "Sister, what are you..."
I saw Dujuan holding a plastic bag. She smiled and said, "These are cloth shoes I made by myself. Look, your shoes are torn. Please put them on and try to see if they fit."
"Sister, do you know how big my feet are?"
"44, right?"
I nodded.
"Haha, let me tell you, my eyes are as accurate as a ruler. Stop talking and see through them!"
I sat down and put on my new cloth shoes. They fit me perfectly and were cool and comfortable to wear.
It's hot today, and Du Juan is wearing very little. The one-piece low-cut floral hip skirt makes her look very "hot", and she also deliberately put perfume on her body. I can smell it from two meters away.
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Seeing me staring at her figure, Dujuan's eyes flashed with pride. She smiled and joked softly: "Young people are full of firepower. Try not to hold it in. That's not good."
After saying that, seeing that there was no one else in the courtyard, she boldly grabbed my hand and put it on her chest.
How to describe the real feeling... It's like the dough that has risen is slippery.
"Amitabha! Sin, sin, sin!" I recited Brother Yu's mantra in my heart.
In fact, I can understand Du Juan. She must feel that she is so much older than me and has no advantage, so she is eager to use her body to please me.
If I were the kind of person who loves sex, I would have done it to her many times, but I'm not.
Or maybe I have too high expectations, but no matter how she teases her, I feel at ease the whole time.
"Well, I drank too much last night and I don't feel anything. Let's not drink tonight," she said with a smile: "I have a sister. She said that this young man in his early twenties has the same impact as an electric hammer. I will also drink tonight."
Want to feel feelings.”
I couldn't laugh or cry when I heard what she said. Electric hammer?? I even have a fucking impact drill.
After chatting with each other for a while, she sent her away. I breathed a sigh of relief and was thinking about what excuse I should find to not go to the appointment tonight.
At this moment, I suddenly felt very cold behind me, like an air conditioner blowing cold air at me.
I looked back.
I didn't know when Xiaoxuan stood quietly behind me.
"Xiao...Xiaoxuan, I thought you were taking a nap, haha."
Xiaoxuan walked over with a cold face, raised her hand and slapped me!
Before I could react, she kicked me again! She kicked me hard between my legs.
