All I heard was that the person on the other end of the phone asked me angrily: "Which court did you go to! Tell me your name! What kind of Feng Shui did you learn!"
The beautiful boss is watching, I can't show my timidity.
My face didn't turn red, my heart didn't beat, I held up my phone and replied calmly: "Heir of the Buyi Hall, he practices Tianxing Feng Shui in elementary school."
The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a few seconds and said in an excited tone: "Impossible! I don't believe it! It is recognized by the Feng Shui community! Lai Buyi has no descendants! Just wait there for me! I will rush over right away! Let's confront him face to face.
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After hanging up the phone, the beautiful woman frowned and asked: "Sir, are you really a descendant of Lai Buyi? What do you call him?"
I grinned and said, "My surname is Lai Mingfeng, Lai Feng."
"Beauty, if you don't trust me, then I will leave now, but please remember, don't regret it when disaster strikes in the future."
She hurriedly shook her head and said, "It's not that I don't trust you, sir. Uncle Zheng said he was coming, so please wait a moment."
It seemed like she just didn't believe me. I was thinking hard about how to get out. After a while, a Feng Shui master came to confront me. Is this fake master like me going to reveal my secret?
The red light turned to green and the car continued to drive. At this time, the driver who had been concentrating on driving suddenly spoke: "Boss, if this young gentleman is really capable, just ask him to do a fortune telling for you and see if it works."
The beauty's eyes lit up and she hurriedly said: "That's right. If sir is really a descendant of the common people, then you might as well do a fortune telling for me, my family situation, where I am from, and what my last name is. It's feasible.
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I smiled on the outside and looked relaxed, but in my heart I wanted to kick the driver down!
It's okay to ask me to see the feng shui of a cemetery. How the hell am I going to meet you? This is not accurate. You don't have to wait for someone to come. The secret will be revealed immediately.
I thought about it and said with a calm smile: "Haha, fortune telling is naturally a piece of cake, but I am hungry now. The rule of our Buyi Hall is that we can only tell people's fortunes after they are full."
"This is simple, just let Mr. eat until he is full first."
In fact, I always paid attention to this woman's face when I was talking.
Her facial features are handsome, especially her nose, which is ridiculously straight, like a nose augmented by surgery. From my experience, a woman’s nose bone is straight and straight, the root of the nose is plump, and the tip of the nose is pointed. This kind of woman’s ancestral wealth is
He is older, has aristocratic destiny, has a strong personality, is self-centered, and loves to be competitive with men.
I looked at her ears again. Her earlobes were parallel to the auricles, and her ear beads were hanging naturally. This means that she has strong ability to do things and is easy to succeed in doing something.
When paying attention to her eyes, look at the overall eye shape.
Women generally have eye shapes such as ordinary eyes, hanging eyes, phoenix eyes, rhinoceros eyes, peacock eyes, peach blossom eyes, three white eyes, almond eyes, and triangular eyes. Most women in the world have ordinary eyes. I have seen phoenix eyes before.
Eyes and peach blossom eyes, her eye shape is peach blossom eyes, and Mrs. Xianshui also has this eye shape.
The so-called peach blossom eyes mean that the eyes are always bent, as if smiling, the eyes are slightly blurred, the eyelids are often moist, and the woman often looks squinting inadvertently, especially when she looks at a man, the woman's eyes seem to be mist, so the man
I am often stared at with peach blossom eyes.
People often say that peach blossom eyes are a despicable sign, but this is not true. The serious Ma Yi physiognomy only says, "People with peach blossom eyes are more likely to have opposite sex", which means that they have good luck with the opposite sex and have many suitors around them! This is natural.
Capital and folk rumors say that those with peach blossom eyes have chaotic private lives. I think this is because most people have ordinary eyes and are jealous and slanderous.
So now I have roughly concluded that this woman comes from a distinguished family and belongs to the wealthy generation. She is a daughter of a noble family and has countless suitors around her.
But she asked me to calculate her name! Where is her hometown? This is equivalent to a direct face-to-face interview! It is very difficult! Don’t call me half-hearted, even if the household registration comes, it will be done!
I said I was hungry and had to eat before I could tell someone's fortune. I thought the person would take me to a hotel for dinner. Unexpectedly, the car drove all the way into a high-end apartment and went directly to the person's home. The driver was not an ordinary driver. Look.
It can be seen from the walking posture that he must be a Lianjiazi, and the lower body is very stable.
The living room in the house is brightly lit, the chandelier is made of pure crystal, there are countless famous wines in the wine cabinet, and all kinds of furniture and sofas are of Western style. There is a housekeeper to help take care of it 24 hours a day. Even the air seems to be sprayed with perfume. This is a famous lady from the capital.
's private residence.
"sit."
She said: "The restaurants are closed at night. I have a private chef here. It's better to come to my house for a simple meal. You can tell me what you want to eat, sir."
I nodded: "When others ask me for a favor, I always have a rule. I have at least eighteen dishes for a meal, and I have to have good wine, a combination of meat and vegetables, and a different dish."
She immediately smiled and said: "No problem, just follow the rules sir.
This is the life of rich people. The refrigerator at home is always stocked with all kinds of fresh ingredients. As we chatted, a large table of delicious food was prepared over there. I came over and glanced at the table, and I saw chicken.
Pork, fish, prawns, and a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables were all delicious and delicious, but there was no duck meat on the table.
The chef who brought the food was a man, in his fifties. I casually said that he was very good at his craftsmanship. The chef smiled and said that I was not very handy and he would boil some water and bring it to me later.
My heart immediately skipped a beat.
There was a big table of delicious food. I was really hungry, so I just lowered my head and ate. Anyway, if I don’t eat, I won’t eat.
She didn't eat much, she just picked up some shrimps with two chopsticks and looked very elegant while eating.
I wiped my mouth, swung the red wine in the glass, and drank it in one gulp.
"Hiccup! I'm full!"
"Okay, let me tell your fortune and read your palm."
I grabbed her white hand and looked down for a minute.
She said: "Sir, isn't it true that men are on the left and women are on the right?"
I said that nonsense won't work here. For an expert like me, it doesn't matter which hand I use.
I asked: "You have profound merit, so you must have built a large scale of ancestral tombs at home, right?"
She nodded and said that her ancestral tomb was quite large.
I let go of her hand and said directly: "You are not from Beijing. Your family has been rich for five generations. Your ancestral home should be in the Zhanjiang area. Your surname is Ye, right?"
She immediately covered her mouth.
Seeing her reaction, I felt relieved. Damn it, I must have been confused.
I have been to many places and understand the dialects of many places. When I was serving food, I talked to her cook. Her cook said that I am clumsy because I am clumsy. It was funny. I just made some food. Don’t be dissatisfied. I said claypot
Bring some water, just boil some water, this is Leizhou dialect.
Furthermore, there were chickens, fish, pigs and shrimps, but there was no duck meat. It is one of the customs in Zhanjiang not to eat duck. Many older people there believe in Patriarch Huaguang. Legend has it that ducks saved Patriarch Huaguang.
lives, so the older generation there don’t eat duck meat.
The reason why I guessed her surname was Ye was because it was a bit of a gamble.
I know that there is an ancestral grave in Zhanjiang that is very large. It was once known as the largest grave in the south. There are countless descendants who have spread their branches and leaves. They are very impressive. That is the Ye family in Zhanjiang.
That's why I asked to eat.
Fortune tellers in the past were like this too. In terms of food, clothing, housing, transportation, and observing the person's words and expressions, a lot of things could be revealed to the other person inadvertently.
The richer this kind of person is, the more superstitious they are about Feng Shui! Ancestral halls! Fortune! This Qianjin Ye doesn’t have a Cantonese accent, so she probably has been living abroad for a long time. But the requirement of such a big family for their descendants outside is that they must not forget their roots.
!So she still maintains some of the old rules in terms of food, clothing, housing and transportation.
"How is it? Is my calculation right?"
"Sir, you are so amazing! Everything you said is right!"
She stood up and said: "This piece of land in the North Fourth Ring Road is the most important project I have taken over in the past two years. There is no room for error. To be honest, sir, before the great formation of making money, someone around me suggested using boys and girls to build it."
It is said that the effect is more than ten times better than using primate monkeys, but I don't agree, after all, it is too cruel."
I noticed that she talked about "cruelty" rather than "violation".
I frowned and shook my head: "Thank you, Miss Ye, you didn't use boys and girls. That would be too unreasonable. The most advanced Feng Shui technique is not to use civil engineering. Do you have a sketch of the shopping mall here?"
"There are some! I'll get them for you sir!"
I looked at the structural diagram on the table for a long time. I couldn't understand it at all, but I still pretended to look at it seriously.
"What is here?" I asked curiously.
She glanced at it and said: "This is an elevator. It is planned to build five floors in the future. This is a three-story escalator."
I had an idea and said, "Change it. The elevator here has to be moved here. Look!"
I took a piece of white paper and drew five floors on it! I simply drew two slashes in the middle of each floor! These two slashes represent the escalator.
"You will build it like this in the future!"
"Do you understand?"
She frowned and shook her head.
I held the paper diagonally and asked her if she understood.
She asked suspiciously: "Adjust the position...so that the escalators on the third and second floors form a triangle up and down?"
"correct!"
"Look, does this look like a pair of open scissors?"
"It's quite similar."
I said excitedly: "This is the scissors array! From Feng Shui perspective, it is very powerful for making money! As long as you build it like this, you will definitely make a fortune in the future!"
"Moreover, you remove all the redundant exits and doors on each floor, leaving only the fire escape! And change the location of the fire escape to an inconspicuous corner!"
I drew a picture, picked it up and asked, "What does this look like to you?"
"Is this... a maze?" she asked in surprise.
I smiled and said: "This is the Bagua Maze Formation! Just follow my design and ensure that it is not easy for customers to find the door to go out after coming in. He can only wander around the mall! That way the chance of spending money will be greatly increased.
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I designed this Bagua maze array, and later it seems that many shopping malls have done this, such as IKEA stores and scissor elevators.
I walked around the room, turned around and said, "In such a big place, you still need something to suppress your luck, and bronze is the best."
"Sir, please tell me clearly what kind of bronze I need?"
I said: "Is your place not far from the bird's nest?"
She thought for a while and nodded: "It's not far, but the Bird's Nest is only half-built. I guess it won't be completed for another two years."
"Be prepared for a rainy day, Miss Ye. You have to prepare in advance. It is not possible to force wind and water in your place. The bird's nest has good feng shui, so this bronze of yours must not only be able to suppress the feng shui, but also be able to borrow wind and water."
"To sum up, it is most suitable for you to get a bronze bird statue from the Shang Dynasty! As the saying goes, the bird returns to its nest!"
At this moment, the sound of a car horn suddenly came from downstairs.
The driver came over and whispered: "Boss, Mr. Zheng is here."
