After scolding me, I quickly backed away to distance myself from this person. I stepped forward with my left foot and stepped back with my right foot, assuming the starting position of chasing a cicada.
I don’t know what the opponent’s strength is. Although I said it very hard, in fact my nervous palms were all sweaty!
I thought there would be a fierce battle next! Unexpectedly, I saw him sitting on the lower bunk with his head lowered, letting out a series of weird laughs like "hehehehe".
"Hey Hey Hey....."
He just lowered his head and smiled stupidly for about ten seconds. Then he raised his head and his eyes were confused. There was a subtle change in his whole demeanor, as if he was a different person.
"Little brother, who are you?"
I was stunned for a few seconds and asked, "You don't recognize me? I'm your new roommate."
He said with certainty: "I really don't know you, little brother, where have we met before? You were also imprisoned for committing a crime?"
I took a deep breath: "Then do you know Du Xiaoxiao?"
His eyes were confused and he said: "Who is Du Xiaoxiao? I don't know him."
"What's your name?" I asked again.
"My name is Zhao Weiping, what about you? What is your name?"
Seeing that he didn't look like he was pretending, I knew that this was a typical dual personality. He also played another person named Zhao Weiping.
It can be seen from his eyes that the second personality he transformed into is relatively docile, without the violence and madness in his eyes. Of course, he will not make me eat shit anymore.
He stood up, came over, shook my hand, and said, "Today is the first day we meet, so we have to celebrate. Do you want to have a drink?"
"You have?"
"Yes! I'll get it for you!"
He stood up, opened the bedclothes, took out a red plastic bag, and picked out a cigarette butt that someone else had finished smoking from the plastic bag. Then he rummaged under the sheets for a long time and took out a box of crumpled matches from nowhere.
He lit the fire, took a good puff, and then handed the cigarette butt to me.
I looked at it and frowned and said, "Brother, you don't have this anymore. Just one bite and your whole body was burned."
"No, don't worry! I still have it!"
He went to look for cigarette butts in the red plastic bag again, and found out that they were "real cigarette butts" and they were very clean.
Seeing this, he said dejectedly: "Hey, no more. I wanted to entertain you originally. If only I had two dollars, I could buy two new ones."
"Brother... no, there is a canteen selling cigarettes here?"
"There's no canteen here," he said.
"Then what do you mean by buying two cigarettes?"
He said anxiously: "There is someone who sells them! The old man Qin who lives in Room 403 is related to the vice-dean, so he sells them! Guanting cigarettes! They cost one dollar each!"
I thought for a while and said, "Just wait."
I looked around to make sure there was no one else, then turned around and put my hand directly into my crotch.
After a while of fumbling around, I took out two brand-new hundred-dollar bills. (I learned from Bean Sprouts' method of hiding money, which is to sew a sandwich into my pants.)
When he saw the hundred dollar bill I took, his eyes widened!
I handed it over and said with a smile: "Hey, it's a small thing, just take it and buy a cigarette and come back tomorrow."
He took the one hundred yuan with trembling hands, his expression was a little excited, and he said incoherently: "Brother, I... I'm embarrassed to take your money. If I take it, I'm afraid I won't be able to pay it back in the future."
"Take it, you're welcome, you don't need to give it back."
The task Wu Le gave me was to save a man named "Qin Hui". I was about to ask for information about this man when I heard him say happily: "Now I have money! I will buy cigarettes and wine!"
I turned my head and glanced at the locked door, and asked doubtfully: "The door is locked, how can you buy cigarettes?"
He chuckled and said confidently: "So what if the door is locked? Brother, please watch carefully, what is the secret art of the world that has been passed down by a single lineage?"
He acted so mysteriously that I mistakenly thought he had some wall-walking skills.
Unexpectedly, in the next second he quickly walked to the corner and said quickly to the wall: "Qi Lili, brush la la, the mouse gave birth to a nest of blind babies, blind babies, blind babies, ten will grow up."
Ten blind people, the blind baby meows cat at night, meows cat.”
After quickly reading this strange sentence, he squatted down and kept making strange sounds from his mouth.
How can I put it... It sounds like the phlegm stuck in the throat and you want to vomit but can't vomit it out.
This sound lasted for more than two minutes. It was an unexpected and shocking scene!
I saw a little mouse with shiny black hair and a long tail crawling out from under the bed.
He stretched out his hand and put it on the ground, and saw the little mouse swishing into his hand!
"Er baby, your father is not at home? Why are you here?"
The little black mouse squeaked.
He nodded and said: "Oh, I understand. It turns out that your father went out to find something to eat. Er baby, you go to Lao Qin's house and help me carry something. The ward inspection will be at 12 o'clock soon. You must go quickly.
Return."
Has anyone seen a mouse holding a hundred dollar bill in its mouth?
Following the command, the black-skinned mouse turned around and ran under the bed with the money in its mouth, and quickly disappeared.
I couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised: "Brother, you are awesome. Is this your method of controlling rats that has been lost for a long time?"
"Hey, my little skills are nothing to mention. Compared with my father, my skills are far behind."
"Have you ever said this?"
He explained: "I can only control rats within a radius of one mile. My father is different. His rat control skills have reached the highest level. His range can radiate to the front fifteen miles, the back fifteen miles, and the left
Fifteen miles, fifteen miles to the right, which adds up to ten miles! That’s why my father was nicknamed Zhao Shili by the Jianghu people.”
"During the war in the past, have you heard about the rat infestation Tianjin Guard had?"
"What you are talking about...is the food-stealing incident planned by the Qi family in Tianjin?"
He nodded: "Yes, if we didn't have the help of our family's ancestral mouse control skills that time, his Qi family alone wouldn't be able to do it."
I immediately cupped my hands and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect you, brother, to be a descendant of anti-Japanese martyrs."
"By the way, brother, it's my first day here and I don't know anyone. Why don't you give me a detailed introduction to some of the people here? For example, where is the gatekeeper? I didn't see him when I came here."
"Shhh... keep your voice down... don't say the word "janitor" here. You and I can't afford to offend those people. Have you never heard of their nicknames in the world?
"
"without."
"Well...then I will tell you quietly, there used to be great gatekeepers here, namely the golden-locked Hu Jinlong, the old wood Yang Tianluo, the green-waisted beautiful girl Yang Danling, the water department judge Xu Xiaoqing, and a mysterious and unusual Zhan
The red-robed Wang Fanfeng and the corpse-laden Zheng Daqiang, by the way, I heard someone said that a new janitor has recently arrived named Zhewu, nicknamed Butterfly Knife, I don’t know what his strength is."
Secretly writing down the names of these people, I was thinking about a possibility, "Based on my relationship with Master Zhe, if I successfully find the man named Qin Hui, can I ask Master Zhe to let me out directly?"
"Little brother, don't even think about running away! Normally you can't see these gatekeepers, but once you want to run away, these gatekeepers always appear behind you like ghosts! By then it will be too late!
"
"Squeak! Squeak!" At this time, a mouse called.
"Ah! The second baby is back!"
The black-skinned mouse sprang out from the mouse hole under the bed. A box of soft-packed official cigarettes was tied to the mouse's body, and a starch intestine was also tied to it.
He took down the things and said to the mouse: "Er baby, where's the wine? Also, Old Man Qin has to ask me for money."
The mouse squeaked again.
"Oh, you said you can't get it at once, right? Then go and get it again as soon as possible."
As soon as he finished speaking, the black-skinned mouse disappeared under the bed again.
This kind of soft-packed Guanting cigarettes sells for 80 cents a pack outside, but costs 20 yuan here.
Not long after, the wine also came back, only two taels at most, and the starch sausage was cut into two for the wine and food.
He did not forget to feed the black-skinned mouse, but it was not starch sausage. I saw that what he fed the mouse was something in an instant noodle bag. It seemed to be dried minced meat.
"Tsk...the wine is okay."
Two people and a mouse, with wine, food, and cigarettes, we lived a relatively comfortable life. I immediately thought to myself that this place is not as scary as the outside world said.
"Drink, brother."
Very suddenly, he held a cigarette in his hand and slowly lowered his head.
.......
the next day.
I tried to open my eyes and looked at myself in the mirror.
I didn't dare to recognize him as a stranger. In the mirror, I had a black nose and swollen eyes, a big gaping hole at the corner of my eyebrow, and my forehead was swollen too much.
