Although Sun and Huang were both literary and historical gangsters in the past universe (yes, they were gangsters), they had still heard of the name Oda Nobunaga.
So when Nobunaga announced his name, Shuangxi immediately started whispering in front of others.
"Hey, Brother Huang, this guy seems to be quite famous. I have some impression of his name..."
"You don't even know Oda Nobunaga? He is that...that person."
"Who?"
"Hey, he is a very famous Warring States daimyo, and he almost unified the whole of Japan."
"Oh? Does that mean you still have some strength?"
"A bit? He is very powerful, okay?"
Everyone, those who are familiar with Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai know that this kind of "popular science" dialogue between the half-vicious and the half-vicious often happens between them.
In fact, neither of them knew exactly what they were talking about, but as they talked, they might both believe it.
Nobunaga sat there and watched them whisper to each other in Chinese, but he could understand a general idea, so when he heard this, he said: "Oh? So have the people in the Central Plains heard of my name Nobunaga?" He paused.
After a pause, he chuckled, "Heh... can you even judge my strength?"
Nobunaga heard the key word "strength" and mistakenly thought that the other party really knew something about him.
But as spectators, we all understand that Sun Huang was just making casual comments using the very rough and even funny "evaluation methods" that they often used.
In their wording habits, no matter what field you are in, you can basically be divided into: invincible, very powerful, somewhat powerful, not very powerful, barely considered a person, not even a person, novice, these seven
grade.
The more you have achieved certain achievements in areas that they don’t understand and are not good at, the higher your chances of getting high-level evaluations. And most of their evaluations are based on personal impressions, with almost no support from any systematic knowledge or even common sense.
...If you really believe it, you will suffer a lot.
For example, Nobunaga at this moment suffered from poor information. He was still complacent in thinking that this Central Plains man's reaction after hearing his name was because he was quite famous in the Central Plains.
When Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai saw his reaction, they immediately borrowed the donkey from Slope and started flirting and flirting with him.
To make a long story short, more than half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Nobunaga listened to the two men's various blowjobs with great interest and interest. At noon, he asked someone to bring good wine and food, and wanted to chat with Shuangxi while eating.
Not long after, some food and sake were placed on the kotatsu table in the room, and Sun and Huang didn't regard themselves as outsiders at all... Not only did they sit down around the kotatsu table with Nobunaga, they both
My feet also stretched under the table.
Seeing this move, Mori Ranmaru gnashed his teeth and Hanako, because even his personal bodyguard had never experienced this kind of treatment of "sharing a kotatsu with the master".
However, Nobunaga was really happy today. He saw Ranmaru's expression and understood the young man's thoughts, so he asked Ranmaru to sit over and eat with everyone.
When the young man heard this, he was flattered and was very embarrassed at that time.
Sun Yixie looked at what this was about? Aren't they just asking you to sit down at the hot table together? Four old men were drying their feet by the fire under the same table? It wasn't like they got into bed together.
sleep.
So, he immediately stood up, went over and pulled the young man over, and while pulling and pulling, he said: "Little brother, just add a pair of chopsticks, don't be embarrassed, we won't be able to eat well if you stand there."
Anyway, it was just cheap talk, making it seem like he was the one who invited me to this meal.
Of course, his actions did alleviate Ranmaru's embarrassment.
After the four of them sat down together, Nobunaga became even happier. He served the food and drank a few more glasses. After ten rounds of drinking, Nobunaga, who had been drinking intermittently since the morning, finally felt a little drunk.
At this time, he picked up the cup and spoke to Sun Huang with a drunken look on his heart...
"I originally wanted to dominate the world in one go...
"Isn't that bold?
"Just me, Nobunaga of Owari, can rule the world.
"When I first recruited retainers, I told everyone to unify the world.
"Oh~ All the retainers, ask Kashin, Hidetaka, and all of them, they are very excited... Tokichiro, they are very excited~
"What I have always said is to unify the world, and we have been making preparations to unify the world.
"So when I told them, I said it only takes you two years, or two and a half years.
"They said why? I said it's simple...
"I will attack two counties every month, one in the first ten days and one in the last ten days. If we fight for a year... we will win the Kansai region.
"Then before going to Kanto, stay for another half a year... training, rigorous training, and then spend another year to capture Kanto. I said that it only takes you two and a half years, and we will capture all of Japan.
"Wow, all the generals thought it was so awesome after listening to it~ This is too challenging, and they can't lose at all."
At this point, Nobunaga lowered his eyes and curled his lips, took another sip of wine, and then continued with a playful smile: "But now I kind of want to give up... Haha..."
He smiled for a few seconds, then slowly darkened his face: "Do you know why? Because I studied your Zhongyuan book "Quanxiang Three Kingdoms"...
"I read a lot of stories in books about heroes who tried to dominate the world. I read and studied them carefully...the more I read, the more chills I felt down my spine.
"Do you know what is the biggest problem in dominance? Of course this is a very complex problem. Simply put, the biggest problem is trust...
"In these troubled times, if I conquer a city in such a short period of time, my foundation will inevitably be unstable. If someone wants to 'overcome' me, I will be unable to defend against it.
"Because I am also an expert, I know without having to fight that someone will definitely try to defeat someone in the future, and it is almost impossible to guard against. This is the first problem.
"The second question is that more than half of the trusted generals I brought out initially will be lost... When the world is unified, these people will not be seen. Thinking of them... I will not be able to do this.
"Therefore, after thinking about it recently, I am now considering whether I should..."
When Nobunaga said this, Huang Donglai suddenly interrupted: "Stop, stop, stop... Mr. Nobunaga, how boring are you when you say this?"
"That's right." Sun Yixie, who was also watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously, helped, "If your subordinates heard your arguments, they wouldn't want to be submissive at first, but they will think about it after hearing it."
"Haha..." Nobunaga was now somewhat familiar with Shuangxie, so his words were relatively straightforward, "Forget it...how can you two little Central Plains artists understand what I read from the book?
The truth realized.”
He didn't say this, but once he said it, it aroused the desire of the literary and historical gangsters to argue.
"Hey! We may not understand what you said, but we still have research on these three countries." Huang Donglai's voice became louder.
"That's right. Can you understand the Three Kingdoms better than us Central Plains people?" Sun Yixie also spoke up.
"Oh?" Nobunaga asked doubtfully, "So you two have also read the story of the Three Kingdoms?"
"More than just reading it, you know it like the back of your hand, okay?" Sun Yixie had only watched clips of the TV series... but also various short video clips and weird interpretation articles from marketing accounts. At this moment, his voice was even louder than Huang Donglai's.
"That's right." Huang Donglai even dared to fart after a few glasses of wine at this time, "To be honest, the person in front of you is the descendant of the Sun family from Jiangdong, and his talent is comparable to that of Lu Xun from the Three Kingdoms period.
"
When Sun Yixie heard it, Brother Huang was so supportive today, so I should counterattack: "Hey... low-key, low-key, Brother Huang, you are also comparable to Taishi in terms of kindness. Am I going to tell people about it too?"
When Nobunaga heard this, he almost dropped the wine glass in his hand.
Because the two people's remarks were so shameless, Nobunaga couldn't tell for a while whether they were serious or just showing off the comedian's ability to act silly.
But then the two men came up with a series of crooked theories about the Three Kingdoms that they had seen from the short video, and they silenced Nobunaga at that time.
After all, the "Full Phase Three Kingdoms" back then was different from the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" we saw in later generations. In addition, many so-called "interpretations" in contemporary short videos follow the principles of marketing and deliberately use some subversive words.
, written in an eye-catching style. For the ancients who could not check information online at any time, some distortions sounded really bluffing at first.
In this way, after half an hour of the two harmonies frothing at the mouth, not only Nobunaga, but also Ranmaru, and Mitsuhide who was eavesdropping outside the door... all secretly marveled in their hearts that these two people were not simple.
All three of them believed that what Shuang Xie said was by no means the knowledge and insight that a "street artist" and his like should have.
But Sun and Huang, who were still talking endlessly, obviously hadn't noticed that at this moment, they were getting carried away and showing off their pseudo-knowledge, which would soon bring them huge trouble.